/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cocky poo poo juice juice

>>8044618
>This is a pure shill thread and nothing else
What exactly am I shilling?

If those cocksuckers among you would leave my thread alone, I could have a decent conversation with those who want to talk. But I guess you think you're doing the human race a favour by chiming in.

Plus, I'm an excellent driver.

In all seriousness, juicing your urine and filtering it is actually nutritious, you're filtering out all the junk and getting the essential micronutrients being reintroduced into your body. I do the same with random strangers semen in my asshole

>>8044618
>This is a pure shill thread and nothing else
What exactly am I shilling?

Plus, I'm an excellent driver.

>>8044616
>Except you have absolutely no idea
I'm alive and healthy so far. I feel great, in fact.

Time to start reporting trolls. Bring it on.

And thank you for bumping my thread.

Wow, being here tonight is more fun that being on /b/.

I like squirting juices into my bumhole :3

It's VERY healthy ;)

>>8044595
>You're a fucking retard
No, you're a fucking retard. So's you're face.

Retard.

>>8044588
>you can juice yourself into a comma
Nice english.

You're still a troll. Fuck yourself gently and kiss your mother goodnight for me.

>>8044559
>I don't see why fasting will make you stop liking junk food faster.
This is a thoughtful post, thank you.

This works for me. I wouldn't work for everyone.

I get protein from the juice. I get calcium from the juice. I get iron from the juice. I get everything I need from the juice. I'm not going to do this forever, I wouldn't want to.

When I come off the juicing, I will eat better than before I started and I'll implement a moderate exercise program.

>>8044547
>So you're drastically altering your nutritional intake method
If I wanted to eat 4 pounds of mixed raw veg and 1 pounds of mixed fruit per day, then people would call me a nutjob vegan. But I can't (or at least won't) do that. So I juice it instead.

I suppose that if anyone wants to call me a nutjob vegan, then those same arguments apply to what I'm doing. But I'm not a nutjob vegan, I'm on a temporary juice fast. Maybe I'll go for two months or more until I hit my target weight. When I come off of it I'll be perfectly healthy. I'll eat meat, and have a treat too here and there. I don't understand why I'm getting the hate.

>>8044539
You should relax. You'll live longer.

I'm aware that I'm not getting the amount of total nutrition by juicing two pounds of kale etc. as I would get by eating it all. But I wouldn't eat it all. I probably couldn't.

"most nutrient part"? Pardon my typo, you fartknocker. You're grasping at ways to tear me down.

You went on about how food can be cooked to preserve nutrients. I know that. But cooking takes time too, and unless you're going to simply boil or steam the food, you're adding other ingredients which adds calories, fats, and other shit.

I'm also aware that my juicer is a transmogrifier, turning food into a magical potion. My juicer extracts the juice, and most of the nutrition I want from a pound of kale is in its juice.

Are you fucking retarded? You sound like it.

>>8044524
>assuming that's what your glass contains
I don't assume that at all. In fact, I don't do a lot of calculations, rather I mix up as much different raw veg and fruit as I can. And I make it about 80% veg and 20% fruit so as to keep the fructose down. Natural sugars are still sugar, I agree.

>>8044499
>So what's your plan, once the diet is over?
Good question. Part of the point of all of this is turn off my taste buds and appetite. When I start eating again, processed and shit food will actually taste like shit, as I've noticed already. We train ourselves to like the food that's bad for us.

When I start eating again, I'll have some protein from eggs, nuts, and lean meats like fish or chicken. I'll eat lots of veg with good spices or dips, like home made hummus with lots of garlic, or yoghurt with herbs blended in. Carbs will come from the veg and fruit, and I do like boiled potatoes. Quinoa is good too, it can be eaten cold with some berries and a bit of cream like oatmeal, it's a whole grain with lots of protein.

The point is to get away from the old habits and that's very hard to do from one day to the next. Having a long break when you don't eat makes it easy to start up on the right path without missing the crap food you ate yesterday.

>>8044479
OK, I'll take the time to reply since you've taken some time to construct this pile of shit that you call a post.

Juicing the veg extracts the most nutrient part of the veg. There's not a lot of nutrition in the cellulose and undigestible fibre. I think you'll agree. Yes, fibre has a purpose and we should all consume it. I'm talking about nutrients.

If you seriously want to say that cooking doesn't remove nutrients, then you're an idiot. Yes, cooking can be done in ways that keep a lot. I know how to cook, I do it all the time. Raw is best. Except perhaps for tomato, which has more digestible lutein after cooking.

And it's true that that the vast majority of fruit and veg require little to no cooking to be eaten. Stop the presses.

Yes, juice is more calorie dense than the equivalent weight of food. Duh. It's also more nutrient dense and more quickly and easily ingested. I am well aware that the juice of a pound of kale is more calorie dense by weight than the pound of kale itself. That's the fucking point when you get down it, moron. I'm not saying that you should juice a pound of kale then bring it back up to a pound with melted cheese. Or in your case, cum.

>>8044429
>Why does it have to be juice form?
It doesn't have to be in juice form, but by juicing I get the nutrition of a lot of veg and fruit in a glass, then I toss it back and I'm done. I wouldn't ever have the time or the appetite to sit down and eat a few pounds of mixed raw veg for a meal.

>>8044447
>If you gave me legal advice I'd fucking listen to it,
Got a legal question? AMA, I'm the LawFag. I post under that name too.

I'm a lawyer, working mostly in family law.

>>8044423
>You made numerous claims that were unsubstantiated.
Tell me one. Just one. Seriously.

>>8044417
>You are dying because you're an idiot.
And you're dying because you're choking on cum. Stop typing and jam you shit covered fingers down your throat. Breathe, faggot. Breathe.

>>8044395
>The burden of proof is on you fuckface.
There's no burden on me at all. You're the one replying to me. If you want to disprove me, or tell me that I'm dying because I'm an idiot, then go ahead.

>>8044394
>but when you start evangelising
Who is evangelizing? It's an AMA thread, and I never maintained that this is for everyone or even for anyone, all I said is that it's working for me.

>>8044367
>I'm going to post until I have disproven all of your idiotic claims
Bring it on, fuck face.
Or go back to bed where your mommy put you an hour ago. You should sleep now, or else you won't get GBP for tendies.

>>8044347
>That much is abundantly evident.
Enjoy your paleo diet, faggot.

Also, fuck you and thanks for bumping my thread.

>>8044306
>I should get in on this and make some money off you dangleberries.
While I do admire your use of "dangleberries" there's no chance you'll make any money off of me unless you're a farmer.

Oh, and fuck you. And thank you for bumping my thread, asshole.