/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11112918
the dragonfruit quencher

>>11108940
like hooters but just a bunch of horny traps.

>>11105227
this is why waitstaff and bartenders are always regarded as sluts and whores, because they are. You are LITERALLY committing a felony by charging someones card like that.

>>11099472
fuck I'm pretty gay. Also I'm pretty.

>be me
>fantasize about sucking bepis all day
>drive up to mc donalds
>yeah, i'll have a number 2 with a medium dr pepis. drive away because embarrased
>hit up burgerking
>yeah, i'll have a bopper with a cheese
>realize I fucked up again, drive away
>hit kfc up next, yeah give me the cock
>fuck it and just go home

at least I'm staying healthy and turning into a good little soy boy girl thing.

>>11031600
you couldn't even cook those greens properly if you tried for 50000 hours. I know this because you made this thread.

>>11031566
thinking anyone will take this bait on a COOKING BOARD. lol you are crazy.

>>11031803
Henry is our guy. Jack was never in contention.

>>11031828
yeah if you remove the food coloring which is literally just poison.

>>11028675
what would happen if you actually did this at a drive through, or a toll booth?

>>11031758
yeah I saw it after I posted and was hoping no one would notice, fuck me I don't care.

>>11030749
those are the same things, you should learn to meme before writing shit like that.

>>11031742
1x5 = 1 tbls, meanwhile: 1x15 = 1 tbls ????????? get this nerd a calculation device.

>>11031517
lata, hope your bitcoin does well in the morning.

>>11031735
based huh poster

>>11030714
social media is why people are so dumb, every statement in those paragraphs are 100% false but I bet lots of idiots believed it.

this pea

wonder how many times a day his kids get sent ramsay memes in texts.

>>11031487
based huh poster

>>11031527
ye

>>11029687
work for what? literally every diet on the planet will work for losing weight as long as you don't eat more energy than you are losing. You can eat fucking nothing but snickers bars and lose a shit load of weight still. There is no fat loss secret and you need to stop falling for marketing memes. Eat less, work out more, sleep an appropriate amount of time and you'll be good. If you want to actually be healthy though you should eat good foods instead of shit. there is no miracle drug and there never will be.

>>11031389
squids

>>11028319
two cucumbers of salad oil, sorry, two to three cucumbers of salad oil. 2 cucumbers of sugar and 4 sq feet of unsweetened (this is 16 feet)

Don't forget to weigh yourself in stones after you eat dinner so you know how many ? you gained. stones is the most logical unit of measurement because it weighs roughly the same amount as a stone you would pick up from the forest when you take a morning stroll.

I'm not hammered yet I swear.

>>11030558
just don't smoke.