/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7048277
Man, your autocorrect really is a bitch. Try again, senpai.

>>7045566
Finished with like 2 minutes to go.

>>7045599
>>7045615
It wasn't even smoked holy shit. It was just too raw to be shredded.

Jesus christ, sort it out, lads.

>>7045593
Here's your (You)

>>7045556
Because I've lost control of my life.

I'm gonna have a shower, but when I get back I'm gonna see if I can make any good webms out of Salad Night before I go to college.

>>7045242
He made a video of him smoking that exact brisket.

A year ago.

>>7045519
Holy shit

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filters to senpai

>>7043922
I got you senpai

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>>7040168
Jack is the genius behind the following recipes

>>7039005
No it's fine. Everyone else cheated, and they have bad taste anyway. His top ingredients including unwashed canned beans, jarred salsa and year old frozen brisket meant that he had the superior chilli.

>>7036709
>>7036419
What would Gordon Ramsay and King Ja/ck/'s finisher moves be called?

For King Ja/ck/ I'd maybe go for the Salmonella Slammer, but I've really put no thought into it.

>>7035914
Dude, every language and dialect has strange idiosyncasies. But I'm pretty sure nowhere is it acceptable to write a quarter as 1/4er. For a start, it's redundant. 1/4 is already the notation for a quarter/a fourth. So unless you read it as quarterer, you're arguing something based on, at best, an incredibly local linguistic quirk.

>>7035841
Yo, don't blame that spanner on us, I'm from EU and I've never seen anyone write 1/4er.

>>7035637
Yeah, i saw that. I would love nothing more than for him to have been telling the truth there and to realise that straight people don't have to make that choice. But Jack is exactly the kind of cock-sure idiot who would double down on any belief he has that has been shown to be based on flawed reasoning, rather than admit that he might be wrong.

You can tell that he desperately wants to be seen as wise, smart and experienced. He so strongly wants to be a role model, someone who is looked up to, that I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.

I just don't buy that he is capable of that level of self-reflection and humility.

>>7035560
He's not talking about Ja/ck/'s wife, he's talking about the blonde.

Although I totally see the confusion, seeing as Ja/ck/ is at least bi.

>>7035514
I'm not sure, but I think among certain sects of christianity popular in America there is the belief that Israel winning and doing something is the trigger for the rapture and Jesus returning and the final judgement or some shit.

>>7033847
10/10

>>7033613
England. I've continued to make poor decisions and am now listening to the co-optional podcast instead of sleeping.

Anyone else have any requests while I'm being an idiot?

>>7033537
Here you go, mate

>>7033537
Someone asked me to make one once, and I got half way through before the thread got nuked by a mod and I lost interest. I might what I got still on my hard drive somewhere...

Fuck, I was gonna have an early night tonight. And now it's nearly midnight.