/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4959674

It's complete heresy. You should be burnt at the stake.

>>4959956

You need to grind cocoa to liqueur, then temper it. You can also use cocoa butter and cocoa powder, but that's reconstituted cocoa liqueur.

Cocoa powder and oil or shortening is called compound chocolate.

>>4959839

They are divisions means so that the intelligent, classy people don't mingle with the plebs, and reveal things to them that could make them run in circles, screaming out of sheer confusion and trauma.

>>4958827

I don't have one. I pretty much only drink water and beer, hot chocolate and coffee, sometimes juice, sometimes soda.

Not really into liquids.

>>4959731

You never had the real deal. I love cranberry sauce, I use it as jam.

Cranberry apricot... but I digress.

Honestly, you're a pleb if you don't make your own from fresh ones. I wanted to send my boyfriend home with some last year, for his grandma, and maybe his mom if she understands the language.

He didn't want any... broke my heart a bit.

>>4958813

I don't think I'd cook it...

>>4959806

Most people don't like animals, and wouldn't live with pigs and cows and whatnot.

I think most people are too far away from nature.

>>4958866

I do, but I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

>>4958811

I think the OP either feels the need to identity to a group (i am a fag, therefore i am gangsta), or feels the need to assert himself, as OP could be a poor, persecuted fag.

My boyfriend is a gay rights activist... or a troll, I'm not sure, to be honest, but I love him anyway.

>>4958969

I almost puked my oats when I saw the pink stuff on top of the charred ground turkey.

>>4959317

I'll just get shot in the head.

>>4959183

Holy shit.

>>4959140

Yes, you can.

>>4959038

Regular onions barely affect you?

>>4959354

/fit/ eats only liquid all the time.

>>4959475

What is a winner?

>>4959151

You mean the kid who was actually not cool, or had nothing to say, but had the shit trashy lunch that essentially left more plastic and paper waste than its content, in weight?

>White trash

>>4958863

We have a rule, a Prime Directive. We do not interfere with the natural development of people who are not warp-capable.

>>4958925
A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a ramen thread on /ck/. It will just take a moment."

>>4958435

Lapses are terrible things. They tell the truth, even if you don't want to.

>>4958431

My boyfriend asked me not to give-up on him and I will not give-up on him.

What do you want me to say in 100 years when talking about my s/o? "Oh yeah, this is my gazillionth boyfriend, I needed a roomate, he needed a place to live and we needed money so we decided to shack together and realized we could fuck."?

Naw. Going for the fairy tale. Disney will make a movie out of me and Kevin, right Alton?

I'm gonna light you up, bitch.

>>4958122

Why?

Pitiful humans and their overabundant comfort will never know how great it feels to be alive.

>>4958320

It varies. Some people like a splash of milk, others, like me, a cup of cream, for the same amount of brewed coffee. Others don't put any sugar, and others, like me, several tablespoons...probably up to a quarter of a cup...heaping, sometimes.

>>4958367

I just feel so bad. On one hand I just want to give you advice, and on the other, I know that this place is for someone else in my life now. I'm just so used to giving everyone advice on this board, and I have for many years, and now I feel like a slut all the time.

It's terrible. He's also mad at me and hasn't spoken to me in months. It's like I'm in Limbo, it's awful.