/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5544327
yes. this picture gave me a fetish I didn't need.

>>5544287
caesars isn't bad when its still hot but its terrible cooled down. if I want shitty pizza I usually just walk to the sketchy dirty looking place run by pakis thats across the street, $8 for a large pepperoni thats alot better than any chain. I don't know how they aren't fucking up my orders, the guy that answers the phone sounds like rude sheikh abdullah and I never understand him.

>>5544212
what the fuck man. are you saying you baked the vomit?

>>5543501
I think I'm going to have it tonight since anons said it is exported and if I want I can go to the specialty beer store and get some more. I didn't know how available it would be, there are some limited release beers that I do actually save because I can only get a few bottles a year.

I have never had a Trappist and am excite.

torta pastor from taco truck. 9/10. meat was delicious, was stuffed with almost a whole avocado and some fat slices of tomato, they gave me half a lime and enough salsa for three tortas.

>>5541799
i'm alright with a hard alcohol thread. post em if you got em. I'm drinking this shit.

>>5541974
if you are who I was responding to, I take it you weren't impressed with the Icon porter? I'm not going to sperg on you if you are, I thought it was underwhelming for an Icon variety but it wasn't bad beer by any means.

>>5541875
>Jalapeño and cigarettes

explain yourself, I want to have this experience.

>>5541855
Black Butte porter is really good, I haven't tasted Brooklyn's chocolate stout. What did you think of Saint Arnolds blue Icon porter texfaggot?

>>5541784
>fatty mcautism

i was really bored and swung by /b/ recently, one of fatties posts has turned into notorious copypasta there. I thought it was amusing.

BEER THREAD

pic related, gift from parents trip to Belgium. not sure if cracking it open tonight or saving for a more special occasion.

What beer is /ck/ drinking?

>>5541699
limes are for tacos and cheap beer, I don't use that shit for deodorant. my meme arrows were pointing out strange hippie folk that were posting about how they aren't using regular stick deodorant.

3-4 multigrain crackers, squirt of tabasco coarse ground mustard, slice of english coastal cheddar on top of them. one more shot of bourbon and goodnight.

>>5541655
lel.

getting the inevitable out of the way with my pic.

>>5541627
are you huge? I ate and drank like that for a couple years and got fat as fuck. finally lost all the weight last year but I'm still careful about how I eat. that whole meal would last me about two days.

>home made deodorant
>rubbing limes under your arms
>not using deodorant at all

am I the only regular person here? Right Guard original dry ftw.

>>5541143
>>5541148

thats a lot of fucking food, do you normally have meals this big?

>knife set is from ROSS
>most appliances from Walmart
>I don't always eat fast food, but when I do I choose taco bell
>i like dashes of Tabasco sauce on almost everything
>sometimes I buy that self serve kiosk jerky from the gas station when refilling
>every herb, vegetable, or pepper I try to grow dies
>old crow is my favorite alcohol
>i buy frozen shit from trader joes for when I'm too drunk
>i don't buy them because its shit but pop tarts, mountain dew and doritos taste fucking good
>crunchy ground beef tacos are delicious
>bacon isn't that great
>seafood is disusting

lol.

bretty good OP

>>5540553
>that list
:(

I grew up on 90% of that list. my parents aren't even poor, they just grew up poor and my mom isn't an enthusiastic cook. my dad breaks over 100K a year and still bitches that it's too expensive if a dinner costs over $10 plate. they still keep a supply of all of that stuff in the pantry.

>>5540088
damn son. I'd have some.

our meme is "do Americans really listen to Guy Fieri audio cookbooks in their car at the McDonalds parking lot while eating well done vegan ramen with beans and ketchup?"

no big fuckups but I can't count the number of times I put something in the microwave, procrastinated going to get when its done because lazy, passed out and woke up the next day with room temp leftovers or frozen dinner still in the microwave.

also some advice somewhat related. if you must fap or diddle while your spicy food is cooking make sure to wash your hands very well first :3

nice apron

>>5541277
leled at the capitalized Genuine, acknowledging the emphasis you put on it.

that stuff is great melted on philly cheesesteaks. I don't give a fuck about muh pleb tourist sandwich and provolone authenticity, it's tasty.