/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10408095
*Clears thoart*

>Cookie with a side of mashed potatoes and inside the potatoes there's chocolate and within the chocolate, there's bacteria mixed with jewish kosher foods, inside the Jewish food there's an apple pie, inside the pie has soap and inside the soap there's beer and bacon for the candian beard.

>>10408629

Going to Starbucks and asking them if they have a burger.

*blocks your path*

>This ain't kosher!
>uses knife, 1-hit-kill on bag of chips

>>10408930
11/10

The texture looks nice and the broccoli looks delicious and the shit covered bowl looks great.

>>10409067

Daroskai, Russian ramen you cyka.

>>10406208

Yes, he's the size of a bull and he shits like a bull.

>>10406143

Thanks, this fucking monster's name is 'Mister Wurst'

Wurst being a German Sausage.

>>10406109

Well my cat kinda bites my brother. He like a Goblin, if he eats he calms down and sleeps, if he doesn't then he goes onto our tables and eats our shit.

>>10406112

>being a iphone fag

every fucking normie owns it.

>>10406111
Wikipedia.

>>10406084

You buy oil.

It's not that hard.

>My cat eats my leftovers.

>>10406005


You're doing great mate.

>>10405986

You silly people. Here in Israel, we have Falafel.

>>10405978

My nuts hitting a fan.

>>10405933
Because they're white.

>>10405938

>Gas the kikes, pizza war now

for some reason kike pizza tastes good.

wat

>>10405873

>all planets colide whitin each other.
>the gate of pizza hell opens and mushroom clouds start forming into garlic bombs.
>Germany becomes Nazi Germany or as they call themselves 'Wurst Topings
>universe gets eaten by God himself
>Ceaser And Papa John clash against each other, 10,000,000 Chefs and 50,000 Archers were in the battle.
>So is this the end of the world?

>>10405869
will do sir!

Papa John's Is Better than Domino's

>prove me wrong faggots

DEBATE BEGINS NOW!

>>10401721
OH HERRO! WOOD YOU LIKRE TO RIDE A BUMPER CAR?

>>10402323

Throw in trash, burn it. Quote Jontron.

>OUTTA THIS HOUSE, OUTTA THIS HOUSE, SPIRITS BEGONE FROM THIS HOUSE.

>shekels start rattling whitin pocket
>hears "Hey fuckin goys!"
>Juden buys Roshen
>"Bye Ya Ben Zona"
>Channeling the hitler whitin me
>ICH BIN DER BROTMEISTER!