/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I accidentally the noodles, guys.

Here's everything that I have ever put in my ramen with positive results:
>That pink fish cake stuff
>Kimchi
>Egg
>Mushrooms
>Regular Onions
>Green Onions
>Flavor Packet+extra bouillon
>Leftover meat of any kind
>Red Pepper flakes
>Hot sauce/lemon juice
The last one is total beaner, but it's bretty gud.

One of the best things I've ever eaten while under the influence was
>Sweet and sour chicken
>Mini peanut butter cups
>Tons of sriracha
Sweet, savory, nutty and spicy for days, yo.

I 2nd the goldfish

can eat the whole bag in 1 sitting...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Has anyone got any cheese pizza pics or vids

>>4061544
>license
yeah, nobody has a license in LA. It really, really isn't an issue at all.

>>4061550
>Good job OP, I wish I had the balls to do something like that.
Thanks for that! It was all conceived in a rush of manic confidence, same way I get anything done.

>>4061565
>if you're still here op that cheapest and easiest thing to sell is churros. charge extra for watered down chocolate dip.
Still here. If you missed it, we're keeping it vegan, so churros are out. I think I'm going to keep with the french fries, they were pretty good.

Unrelated:
The best sales tool? The fucking guitar. I brought the thing out on a whim, and people come up and play songs, and pretty soon you got a crowd of people standing around your cart, and somebody is gonna eat

>>4060906
>Food cart
I don't mean to get on you, but hustling blows. You have a consistent job where you're not constantly worried about getting fired for not meeting quotas. I know 9-5s aren't exactly glamorous, but you have stability and a family, I would kill for that, and I hope my burning envy can encourage you to appreciate your situation a little more

>>4060771
>Go snivel and gush over your special fair trade africum coffee beans, and talk about preserving mother nature with your shemaghs wrapped around your necks.
Is being concerned with the environment a bourgeois indulgence? Because not being concerned with the fate of humanity sorta seems like a dick move
>I pay for the majority of the country's natural resource protection and preservation with my hunter fees. I obey strict guidelines and lotteries to determine how many deer/duck/etc are hunted sustainably.
So. fucking. what?
>I eat meat like my species has for generations since the cave days when you berrypickers were crying in the corner after the females ignored you, like they do now 'nice guy/girl/heteromollusctransvampire.'
Here, the poster says that I am not sexually attractive to the female, unlike sexy manly-manly over here. I don't mean to brag, but I get fucked a lot.
>On an unrelated note, I will say that having a full Ulster Fry-up with international students from the UK the morning after a pub-crawl truly hits the spot. Today was a good day.
Cool, dude!

>>4060771
Okay I knew I said I wouldn't, but I'm gonna do one HULK SMASH
>Go on and cry vegan limp-wristers. You're gayer than actual gay men who fuck other men in the ass recreationally.
Not gonna comment on this directly, other than to note here I am being ironically called gay. I want everyone to remember this use of irony (inb4 nope: poster is using the word gay ironically in that he is using its connotative definition while ignoring its denotative definition, ipso facto fuck you) because I'm going to bring it up shortly
>You buy apple macbooks and starbucks custom coffees
Nope. I am genuinely poor. I come from a poor family of distinctly poor people with a long history of fucking up financially because we are poor white trash. I'm using a friend's computer that he lent to my mom, who is also poor.
>playing into a stereotype of hipster garbage that has become an embarrassing parody of it's own supposed 'irony.'
straightface.mov

>>4060211
>You sound mad? You mad, shit eater? There's NO SUCH THING as vegan gyros, vegan chicken, vegan ANYTHING with a meat word in it. You're a first world problemer with an entitlement issue. I'm sorry you can't accept what you are. It's sad that you think that you could insult me by inferring I eat at McDonalds. That's pretty pathetic. "Uh, I can't think of a good argument, so I'll just accuse them of eating fast food". What. A. Moron. You. Are. You may be able to fool your other dipshit friends, but we who actually know and understand food will always out you for the fraud you are
Holy fuck I know this dude probably already skated out of this thread, but fuck HE MAD. Also he used the word infer when he meant imply, but I bet someone else already mentioned that

>>4060411
>Easily made vegan (goes great with tofu and egg)
facepalm.jpg

>>4060719
Thanks.

>>4060066
$3-5 hotdogs
One fella I talked to (if you meet Omar selling hotdogs in K-Town, tell him whats up from Jimmy for me :D) told me that he changes the prices based on what time it is. People don't ever bat an eye at $4. That's just what they cost.

>vegan gravy shit people keep bringing up
Yeah, fuck that, vegan gravy is boss as fuck. I'll post the recipe later because fuck

>>4060202
>>wants to start business
>>asks 4chan for advice
>Yeah, you're going to be a fucking millionaire, I can tell already.
Favorite post so far right here

>>4060090
>a.) You're a vegan. I get it, but you shouldn't expect other people to restrict their diets because you're too squeamish to serve meats (and cheese, eggs, etc.).
I don't want to get into this again, but suffice to say it's important to me I don't sell it, either.
>b.) You need start-up money and suitable equipment. This won't be inexpensive if you want to do it right. The last thing you want to do is get your clientele sick from food poisoning.
Yeah, there's a certain irony in mean trying to avoid the horrors of alienating, capitalist labor by going all Adam Smith on everyone.
>c.) Running your own business requires determination and hustle. This sounds like it would be difficult for a self-admitted bum.
It hasn't been difficult. The idea that I might not have to work under a boss is really fucking motivating
>d.) If you still want to give it a shot, try a pasta stir-fly. You'd need three or four burners with saute pans. Have three types of noodles ready to go (linguine, ziti, and fusilli, for instance). The patron gets to pick his noodle and then from six veggie add-ins (mushroom, tofu, string beans, peas, broccoli, carrots, etc.). They'd be able to finish it off with a choice of sauce (tomato-based, or a cheese substitute). You throw it all in the saute pan to heat it up. It would take an average of 4-5 minutes per plate. With four burners, you could serve up to 100 people an hour if you work hard.
Are you fucking kidding? Okay, so street food is fucking a mess, and you don't have time for four fucking burners. I've got to worry about customers, cops, sanitation on a fucking sidewalk, and I don't want to ask every motherfucker if he wants snow peas or mushrooms.

You're adorable.

Whoo! Back! Posted another thread with the stories, but I'll try to reply to as many posts here as I can. It's fucking five am, I started selling at eight, and fuck you

>>4060038
>french fries
That's what I ended up doing. I trying frying them, but I think next time imma just get a fucking vat of oil and do it like momma did

>>>4060041
>Just sell fucking Elotes Asado. It's just roasted ears of corn
You mean corn on the cob? the fuck?

>Meet some cool people, a couple who are tripped out by the fact I sell anything that isn't bacon wrapped hotdogs, the only fucking thing anyway sells in Los Angeles
>Play songs with some folks, including a dude who didn't fucking know the chorus to wagon wheel, and a borracho motherfucker named Miguel who told me he didnt give a fuck that he didn't know english despite being in the country for twenty years
>Get smoked out for fries, get cigarettes for fries, get a couple bucks here in there
>Bars start closing
>A group hangs out, buys some fries, and tells me they're jugallos, which wouldn't have surprised me except they were all sorta slick Mexicans, and it's like, "don't you know ICP sucks, or is there some incredible cultural that means only white people know that even if you do like ICP, you should shut the fuck up about it"
>Me, feigning naivity: "Are they the magnets dudes?"
>Juggalo, hiding resentment: "yeah."
>Sell a couple, but around 2am start giving them away
>Made like forty bucks, still with most of my starting materials. Probably five or ten after materials

Sort of a mess, but still room enough for improvement that this is sorta viable. I was hoping to see the dude in the other thread who said he'd knock my cart over, but I'll probably be out again within the week.

tl;dr made french fries and ten bucks

>Go to target to buy a cart and camp stove
>Fucking find exactly the cart I need abandoned outside, FO' FREE
>Friend lets me borrow cart
>Thinking of selling latkes, but say fuck it, too much work, and buy $20 with of french fries from smart and final
>Between vegetables, siracha, propane, napkins, and a bunch of other shit, spend $80
>Get out to Sunset and Echo Park around eight
>Cook fries with onions, jalepenos, and tomatoes
>Smells fucking dank
>Totally fucking disorganized, can't cook shit at right times, shit keeps getting cold while waiting for customers
>Play guitar while waiting and not selling shit till ten
>Don't sell shit till 10pm, mom buys her kids a plate. Two bucks

>>4059494
I was the OP of the above thread, about street food.

In that thread, I asked what would be the best vegan food to sell on the street. I got some great suggestions and great advice (the best of which was "don't sell vegan versions of real food, just sell food that happens to be vegan"), and despite a distracting yet riviting tangent on oxford commas, I gotta say that is the best thread I've ever had the honor to start. Seriously, guys, I left around post 150, and it's getting close to 300.

Anyway, today I tried my hand at the street food game. GREEN TEXT GO!!

I'll fix it for you ;)

*Lowers trousers*

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