/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8315535
>>8313216

Deep inside, all of us could be the loudposter, if we really wanted to.

He's the best parts of us all.

Godspeed, loudposter.

>>8270421

Jimmy Neutron aired from 2002 to 2006. If someone watched it while they were around ten or so, that puts them in the typical age bracket for a 4chan user.

>>8272091

He's a normal guy that happens to wear glasses, you absolutely incredibly autist. Not everything has to relate back to the 'Chan. Christ.

>>8266619

See, their name is MACdonalds, and we're MCdonalds. they have the big MAC, we have the big MIC. They have the golden arches, we have the golden arcs. They don't put sesame seeds on their buns, but we do.

I don't remember the scene exactly, but I think that's pretty close to it.

>>8267428

Make preserves, eat them with cheese and maybe a little honey, maybe even roast some meat with them... Could do just about anything with a few pears.

>>8267314

Yes, as an American I myself love a good COLD DRINK brand soda pop.

Nothing really hits the spot like a COLD DRINK.

I've had the orange cream one. It tasted kind of weird. It was alright.

>>8237388

Well what do you think went into the stock, anon?

>>8237387

I'm going to have to give you a 2/10. You tried, for a given definition of "try".

What is that, a weird-looking liver or something?

I'd probably give it an experimental sniff, then a nibble to see how it tastes, and if it tastes fine I'd eat it.

You know we have chemical sensors in our faces, right?

>>8231576

I've never eaten a dog and probably wouldn't consider it unless it had the backing of an established food/farming industry. My body's fine without any more diseases.

>>8230814

Dogs are the creatures with the best ability to read human body language, because we bred them for it.

They are not the most humanlike creatures. There are many candidates on that list before we start getting to dogs.

Shit, man, I don't eat wings for the spice, and I don't eat them with fatty sauces to diminish said spice.

I eat wings for the taste, and bleu cheese makes hot wings taste fucking amazing.

>>8229163

Nigga.

Salt on watermelon. Honey-glazed ham. Teriyaki on anything. Barbeque sauce on meat.

GRAPES AND CHEESE NIGGA, SHIT. HONEY AND CHEESE EVEN.

Saltiness and sweetness- much of the time with the addition of savour- is maybe one of the most basic and permeating flavour combinations in cuisine.

Why are you on /ck/?

>>8227602

>WHIVE carbonara is BEST carbonara?
>MY carbonara is best carbonara because MY carbonara has OLIVE oil

I never knew how much I wanted RCR Guy to make a cooking show until now.

Whatever other people want, I'm not picky.

If I'm getting a pizza to my own then pineapple, anchovy, and pepperoncini. Maybe some tomato or jalapeno if I feel like it.

Pop tarts are okay. I don't eat a ton of sweets, but I remember there was a cinnamon flavour I had a while back that was pretty good.


>>8158190

Holy shit has it really been that long since passes were implemented?

I need to get a better hobby.

>>8160750

Why the fuck are you letting someone judge the way you make coffee. More than anything else THAT makes you look like a fag, you absolute poof. Grow some fucking balls.

Drink it with astroglide and glitter while getting fucked up the ass. Nobody cares.

I usually go for some combination of black olives, anchovies, pepperoncinis, and pineapples. Depends on my mood. Pineapples are a sometimes thing.

There's also a decent local Greek pizza place that sells a killer gyro pizza. Tzatziki sauce, gyro meat, tomatoes, and onions. It's good.

>>8130073

Sour cream and soy sauce.

Trust me.

>>8118111

Go hiking.

I'm serious. Hiking is the funnest shit while high. Grab some friends if you have some, but even if you don't just walking around on some trail outdoors is pretty nice.

I think I put a hundred dollars down for a meal with my ex, once? It was at a Korean BBQ place. Good shit.

There's so much good shit in this thread I feel the need to balance it out with my own sorry business.

Chicken was marinated in an italian spice blend and olive oil with some diced onion and fried before being baked. Put it in some "Pain Rustique" from TJ's, along with some pesto. Tea was Blueberry/Acai/Green Tea I think.

>>8088328

I think that might be enough 4chan for today.