/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4167784
>go to /d/
>entire population attacks you with a dragon dildo

>>4167725
Well, since we've been magically transported to god knows where with no modern technology, I'm thinking it's best to plan everything with the perspective that nothing will go in our favor.

I would personally love to have a juvenile raptor called Lassie I can play fetch with but I would have second thoughts if it grew up and decided to bite my head off because nobody's realized it gets aggressive and territorial with it's "egg clutch mates" or to challenge its elders as for alpha status of the pack.

Where was I? Oh yes, also...if current reptiles are anything to go by, they seem to not be very domesticated than observed and fed while they do their own thing even when kept as pets.

>mfw I get reduced to omega status by my own raptor

>>4167691
Most of the animals we've tamed our herbivores and/or smaller than us. Those larger than us we've tamed are herbivores, therefore do not think of us as food. The omni/carnivores that we have tamed probably think of us as "things that can eat me but have not"

And those that can be tamed (from dogs to captive raised octopi) are relatively intelligent.

We for one, do not know how smart raptors are, so they might just classify other beings as "edible" and "inedible" Granted, they have been known as pack hunters and therefore must not be that dumb.

It'll probably take a lucky /sci/ breakthrough in hatching and raising a clutch of raptor eggs or long term observation + human/raptor interaction to have anything close to domestication.

Also...we are island nations, why are we not looking up seafood recipes?

>>4167667
Or..we observe what the raptors are hunting when they're not running down some fat /b/astard or a /v/irgin and we go for that instead.
Probably much easier to domesticate a smaller more docile or at least easily manageable animal (like some sort of small rodent like mammal) and work our way up domesticating what we can and making sure to stay as far away from those that will not and cannot be tamed.

>>4167610
/an/ probably is a better place to ask for animal husbandry in terms of keeping human sized carnivorous dinosaurs as a food and raw material (dino-skin belt, anyone?)

/ck/ can probably find a way to make raptors taste good and we'll try and make sure everyone gets fed.

I wonder how many of us co/ck/ups here know foraging or at least basic agriculture...

>>4167581
But they do exercise, and maybe some of them won't be a roidasaurs and actually kind cute too :3

>>4167546
Living space, sir? I think I have a recipe for that.

>>4167521
/k/ basically said the same thing (someone posted the exact same thread).

They really do want /fit/ and /sp/ for the sporty types who won't die from running up a flight of stairs.

And we can cook. And we can peel potatoes.

And since /an/ is /k/s waifu...animal husbandry and basic farming, anyone?

>>/k/14325880

Well, there always seems to be some cross board traffic and lurkers that go between /k/ and /ck/. Same goes for /ck/ and /fit/, hence the unusual hate on carbs.

And we have at least 2 /ck/ regulars that go to /hm/.

So we have people who cook for a bunch of neck beards armed guns of various sorts, the gym bunnies and the homosex as people who we might ally ourselves with.

I do not see how this is bad.

>>4167461
Not even cooking will remove the faggotry from the taste of his flesh.

>>4148420
Nice Google translate there, anon.

Anyone else notice how Japan is the only country eating a substantial amount of seafood in the chosen countries?

I wonder what a pic of your average middle-class family would look like for the different parts of China.

And huehue...or North Korea.

>>4127592
Because on a general scale, the average Asian/Chink eats a lot more rice than your average American or European person.
Therefore, your average Asian who has even an inkling of how to prepare a meal would probably be more knowledgeable of what is a good rice cooker in terms of value for money.

Just sayin' if there were questions, I'd be happy to answer them.

>>4127546
I was waiting for some faggot to post that.

Asian fag here, are there any other questions about rice cookers that haven't been answered?

>>4109992
But we pay less taxes than Americans...one would expect that even if they give a proportionally less % of tax income to subsidizing food costs, the quality of school lunches should still be equal or even higher than some Asian city.

Man, how is it possible that you guys get such shit lunches?

Our school had lunch that consists of mostly fresh food brought in from the market on the day, cooked on the day and delivered from the school kitchen to the classrooms an hour before lunch time starts in a washable-reusable plastic lunch box.
Usually served with white rice cooked in a industrial rice cooker, which finishes cooking half an hour before lunch and kept steaming hot until serving time.

Get non-canned soup on Tues and Thursdays, get Fresh orange juice from a fruit shop opposite the school.

2nd servings are first come first serve but free as long as there's any left.

Price rounds to around 2.5USD a day.

>Watch new season of Kitchen Nightmares
>Everybody with a failing restaurant thinks they're all special snowflakes who blame everything/one for their problems.

>tfw the owner of that place wants to leave because Ramsay was in her "personal space"

>>4109121
oh wow.

>>4109134
If you live in or within 12 hours drive of a major transport hub, you could try and see what sort of quality seafood you get.
But if you're no where near the sea and the quality of your local water-ways is piss poor, then you might as well just eat land animals.
Alternatively, stick to flash frozen fish fillets, those tend to stand traveling long distances much better than fish that is pretending to be "fresh" by not being frozen.

>>4108940
Wild blue-fin stocks are close to depletion, the only reason why it's still on the market is because the industry caught so many of them, there's still a huge amount of frozen blue-fin left that could be sold. Once the last of those stocks are gone, the price of wild-blue fin would probably double in price.

Eat yellow-fin tuna, it's just as good, just that the size of the fish isn't as impressive, that's about it.

Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Oh wow.

>>4095563
Koreans are butthurt over every other invention in China and Japan because they've been lorded over by either Japan or China since the dawn of time.

It would seem that mod just came in and removed a bunch of posts, banned someone and/or the troll deleted his posts and went back to his bridge.

>>4095506
Your faggotry is showing.

>>4095445
You probably liked it for the novelty value, once that wore off, your mental wall of "must not eat raw meat" came back on. Either that or maybe you went to a nice place the first time, which gave you a great first impression but then you went to another place or the same, but the quality of the food dropped.

If you don't like it, don't eat it, not that hard of a concept to grasp.