/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12531912
you can't cook ?
why are you even on this board for ?

>>12531933
C A N 'T
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K

wow
the amount of same faggin going on in this thread

>>12531875
stop being so envious , you will learn to cook some day

>>12531863
well , then you can eat your chicken tenders and you will be fine ,
this is just a bad dream for you , when you wake up from your nap you can microwave a marie calenders chicken pot pie , and all will be right with your world then your mommy will be home to cook your dinner for you . just be patient there is nothing for you to be afraid of.

>>12531459

they roasted their food on spits and skewers ..
how dumb are you ?

>>12531732
thanks , cooking is a lot of fun and the women I am meeting because I am learning is just astounding. they are everywhere.

>>12531724
oh Pinocchio , stop lying , if that were true you would not need to put down others are cooking.
only those who can't , put down those who are learning and practicing to always get better.

>>12531619
what are you talking about ?
You are the pissing and moaning that you can't cook and are envious someone else is enjoying their life...

>>12531537
you are just angry you are poor and can't cook anything that isn't prepackaged and needs a microwave.

>>12531273
Created roughly 4,000-5,000 years ago in China, the earliest versions of something like chopsticks were used for cooking (they're perfect for reaching into pots full of hot water or oil) and were most likely made from twigs. ... As a result, people began cutting their food into tiny pieces so it would cook faster , Chopsticks began to be used as eating utensils during the Han dynasty. Chopsticks were considered more lacquerware-friendly than other sharp eating utensils. It was not until the Ming dynasty that chopsticks came into normal use for both serving and eating. They then acquired the name kuaizi and the present shape,
Throughout history, chopsticks have enjoyed a symbiotic relationship with another staple of Asian cuisine: rice. Naturally, eating with chopsticks lends itself to some types of food more than others.
as for the forks it was believed that the silver would corrode and turn black if it came into contact with poisoned food. because the rivalry of the ruling classes in Britain and Europe in general killed each other with foods that had been poisoned so all the plates and cups had there own tasters before the king / queen / nobleman ate from them.

where the Asian just killed with swords , spears and arrows , because it it was thought that poisoning a person was dishonorable and weak way to kill someone, the ninja changed a lot that

>>12531013
i'll try them they look like fun ,
that looks relatively easy to do , just need to get my mandolin slicer out.
it's cheese and what else in the centers ?

also making cinnamon rolls from scratch,
they are currently proofing in the oven for another 10 minutes the fire up the oven to 350 degree's and bake for 25 to 30 minutes
let them cool the drizzle the cream cheese frosting over them , and bam , serve with hot coffee .
will post pic when they are done .

>>12531053
you seem upset about something that changes nothing in your life ,
but makes cooking and eating for others something enjoyable, why are you so envious and bitter that other people enjoy food ?

>>12531020
because I like that like that
they also absorb more of the gravy with out getting flimsy plus they crisp up better in the toaster oven

>>10240083
>Something that is not bad is good
Impeccable logic, friend. Give yourself a pat on head.

I am plant. Hear me ROAR!

>>10219325
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519872120423.webm

These have the perfect crunch for me, when fresh. Kinda like prawn crackers but crispier and taste much better. Perfect for a one-second-spit-soak in the mouth before chewing, while watching a movie.

But unfortunately they're extremely high in carbs and when I eat that many carbs at night while watching a movie then I can't get to sleep.

>>10217165
If that was true you would have mentioned it at the time.

I love the fact that you've spent time rereading that sequence of comments trying to figure out a way to redeem your pride by saving face.

ANONYMOUSLY (ie. fruitlessly)

time.well.spent

>>10219025

tripfags take note: this is why you're not welcome in Anonymous culture.

>>10214434
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>>10216586
>>10214390

The bogan is a very real beast.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1519827934960.webm

everyday:

oatmeal with fruit and nuts
meat and three veg + tub of yoghurt
something light with lots of fibre

in that order because i get up at noon
plus snacks that i eat on demand at a variable rate depending on how active my day is. lately not very because injured, which sux arse.