/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19377243
Poisonous apples are the same as healthy apples. Well, in a way, yes, they are both apples.

Healthy oysters are the same as oysters infected with a deadly bacteria.
Well, in a way, yes, both are oysters.

My recommendation for your next "healthy" meal is, Cyanide covered apples with a side of Vibrio vulnificus infected oysters. Enjoy your "healthy" meal bro! Never mind the "recall alert." Oysters are healthy. The sign in front of the store says they only sell "healthy" food. Thus, all oysters and apples sold at the store are "healthy."

keto-lards, what's your long term plan? how do you see yourself eating a decade from now?

>>19340198
Dr. Greger's Daily Dozen :-)

>>19338051
oh look it's ketoschizo

>>19297045
Nothing wrong with a good bit of poison now and then.

>>19264237

>>19248131
sedn me yuore. adress if ur such a fucking toughass ill crinkle you fucking bitch poorfagg talk shit on my fucking coke post some of urs fag

>>19247851
i cop pharma xans my coke smacks shut the fuck up stepping to me fucking broke faggot ill crunch ur fuckin neck pussy

>>19192705
Obvious bait niggggggggger

>>19192413

>>19142242
That's split pea and ham soup in a very bad photo.

I make big pots of shit and freeze most of it I only have to cook once a week because shit stacks up. Maybe $2 a day

>>19129089
>Ha ha someday I'll have a wife and kids and a life, unlike this loser. Not right now though 'cause I'm still young. And I always will be!

Everything. No exceptions no lying.

This includes medications, supplements, drugs, any drinks.

>>18997537
its tiramisu, silly!

>>18924627
>no back up plan
wow, what an idiota

*Monte Queersto

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>>18867750
yes, you'll then see how much fucking nothing you've been paying for and maybe stop drinking it altogether

it's estimated that thousands of cancer cases have been caused over the years just from the caramel color added to make it seem more substantial than the worthless sugar water it is

i'm 33 and have never bought an egg lol

>>18853210
as an actual fit person, i don't eat any >>>>>>>>>>>>*******!!!!^added^!!!!*******<<<<<<<<<<<< fats

added extra emphasis because most of you need it

>>18852529
You could extend this satanic mindset to a lot of other things. Why waste time showering? You need to be GRINDING, homie. Showering never made anyone any money. PAY someone to shower you, WHILE YOU HUSTLE, bro. Wiping your ass? No time. I'm on my grind.

>>18826025
i never liked eggs and i've been vegan since nine (9) years old

>>18772118
Ketchup does not belong on a hot dog! Don’t ask or I will throw you out of my hot dog stand. These hot dogs are mine. You will pay for them and eat them but they are still mine and you will like them the way I like them. No ketchup!