/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8302971
Are we looking at the same picture?
There's shit everywhere. On the ceiling, on the counters. There's shit all over the walls.

>>8302945
Sounds like your parents failed in the basic parenting department.
Letting a child handle something hot enough to instantly melt plastic without supervision.

>>8302939
Happy thanksgiving.

>>8302932
Mhm. Complex! THAT's what you are...

>>8302912
Yeah... alright.
>Accidentally kill someone as a goof
>become a doctor as an act of repentance
>toy with people's lives constantly in an attempt to appease mystic gods
Seems legit. No logical contradictions there.

>>8301593
>forgot about the food and went shopping.
Serious lapses in memory like that when the outcome can have such significant consequences is one of the major red flags for alzheimers.

>>8300539
>Cooking with scalding hot oil
>topless
>solid block of anything dropped into a liquid
I dunno what to tell you, my man. You kinda brought that on yourself.
Having said that, you should make up a different story about your scar. Women love scars, especially if they come with a good story.

>>8300112
Nah, man. It's seggs.

>>8298550
>>8298515
Knowing jack, that shit is probably sprite.

>>8298077
It may also indicate that they watched a 5 minute youtube video on putting on a facade of sophistication.

>>8296391
That's a spicy meatball.

>>8256562
>being comprised of 60% "on the rocks"
Wa'a... Pyeurr wa'a.

>>8245221
Took you long enough to find one that conformed to your narrative.
How many pages did you have to click through?

>>8245173
Literally 1 microsecond in google, you actual retard.

>>8245151
>let me perfectly state the facts as they have been presented then go in the completely opposite direction with my conclusion
Alright then.
You specifically asked for non acidic drinks. Just trying to help you out, gaylord.

>>8245138
Try some egg.

>>8245130
Only goes to show you.
>spastic
The 90's called. They want their insults back!
NOT.
Haha.
>>8245140
And wine ranges from 2.5 to 4.5 so wine is quite acidic.

>>8245065
Yes, with coffee being a highly acidic beverage.
What's your point?

>>8244810
>not doing a shot of water between every drink and a big one before the start and at the end of the night

>>8244954
>wine
>non acidic

>>8177466
>raw egg reincarnation.

>>8127905
>Those crusts
Welcome to crumbcity.

>>8132227
That's where the Rooster's jizz accumulates and manifests a 9 pack of mcnuggets.

>>7794873
Bought it? All I'm seeing there is jam, whipped cream and strawberries. Why would anyone pay for something which is so easy to put together on your own.