/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dinner, /ck/, you?

Popeye's Popcorn Shrimp, Cajun Fries, and Bayou Buffalo sauce.

Shit is so fucking delicious and cost me 3.99 and I got a soda, too. Diet of course.

I bet you fat losers were either slaving away in a kitchen, burning eggs, adding too much Nutmeg, Pepper, or Oregano and making your refined meal taste like utter ass, as you choke it down and salt it with your tears, as you have failed yet again, representing the failure you are as a human being.

Or you had your mom's "homecooked" meatloaf, which was burnt to a crisp, covered in ketchup, and then eaten on a day old Baguette that she got at Walmart.

You are so refined.

I'm saving time and money, while you're wasting away trying to convince yourself that you are an actual "cook", and justify your meaningless existence by cooking far more than you need, and then stuffing it in your adipose filled fat fucking face.

Baconnaise + Bacon Salt

I love Fry/Fancy sauce, so I'd be pretty upset when I eat fries.

>>4968383

Fuck yeah. Those and Heath are top-tier. I used to think they were a vitamin or medicine bar, because when I was younger and my siblings and I were misbehaving/stressing out my mom, she'd always stop at the gas station and come out with one and eat it frantically.

This is probably my favorite, though.

>>4963145

Politos?

http://www.politospizza.com/menu.asp

This was the last time I ordered, and it was in August. It was a large, with sliced italian sausage, bacon, and steak.

Tasted good, man.

Fah-Jye-Tah

I miss the Tan M&M.

>>4957609

For just the burger
Single: $3.09
Double: $4.49
Triple: $5.49

You add like a dollar or two for the combo, I think.

"you gotta LICK IT UP"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

>>4956621

>blow to the head

Kinda like your mom did to me.

>>4956608
>dry bread and bologna

Well, your mom's pussy was pretty dry and resembled bologna, until I started pounding it.

>>4956447
>Most of you probably never had a good moist sandwich

Maybe not, but I've had your Mom's good moist pussy.

Anywhere that has a Mushroom and Swiss is probably my favorite fast food burger. I hate that McDick's took away there Mushroom and Swiss. Around here, that leaves only Culver's (which is good, since it offers a single, double, or triple), or Hardee's.

Usually I get a Double Mushroom and Swiss, with Raw Onions, Sweet Potato Fries from Culvers. I dip the fries in Mayo/Ketchup (Fancy/Fry sauce). Shit's cash. I've never gotten the Triple yet, but one day I shall. And I shall be one day closer to my demise.

I'd much rather go to a local sit down diner, but since this thread was about Fast food specifically.

Also drink a ton of beer.

Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise Sandwiches washed down with Whole Milk.

>>4955481
>McChicken
>spicy

>>4955443

Hurricane Doug is gonna make it rain.

>>4955385

>not drinking Root Beer milk

>>4930585

An igloo is a type of shelter built of snow.

A fool, an honest fool, but a fool.

>>4928550
>living in a house

Anything you like and enjoy regularly, just in excess.