/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5178172

This reminds me that I have laundry to do...

It's not that I don't have time or money, I just don't feel like doing it.

>>5177970

Too many like you.

>>5176970

If you don't keep your arrangements, I know Donovan does.

Might'nt be whar we want, mightn't be what we need, but we got each other, and even though he's not here, it's more than you give.

So fuck you, and, trust me... even if you step on my corpse, there's no escape from the gas chamber.

Killing me won't get you anywhere.

>>5176959

You know... a life is worth about $20,000.00. I already spent more than that looking for you. The money I spent isn't for mine, it's for yours, but I'm not the one who's going to negotiate.

I put all I got on you, even the debt that can never be repaid. I put all that was owed to me in my past for you. Even if you kiss me goodbye, I put all I got on you.

I have nothing left. No more magic, no more nothing. I expended all I had on you.

All I have left is my tattoo, and industrial light and magic.

All that I have, all that I am, all that I ever was, just for you. Just for my boyfriend. Just for that blue and red-haired boy who came-up to me.

I think you hit the jackpot either way.

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>>5176955

If you want to know why I did what I did, we can talk about it, if you don't want to talk about it, we can both rot in Hell.

If you want to be my lover, which you are, it's important that we can talk. If you can't be before me and let me know it hurt you, then you can't be before me at all.

If you are not the one, then I give-up looking, so yes, I might die.

I suggest you remember the deserted island you call home, and who'd you'd actually take there.

If I was to be stranded on a deserted island with only one other person, I'd choose you: my boyfriend, my lover, my soulmate, my significant other.

If you're not him, then go die in a fire.

>>5176348

Now that's real love.

Bu you just get off on me, but off with someone else.

Fuck you.

>>5176073

even the fucking grocery store tried to find someone who looked like him, and he was gorgeous...

i have no idea what is going on, but i think everyone thinks i don't ... my feelings aren't genuine, that i cannot look deep enough inside myself to know that my search is over.

i even fapped to some guy who looks just like him on chaturbate earlier, came online just a he did...

i'm insulted and hurt by everyone's mistrust, but it doesn't matter, i just wish they at least wouldn't stand in the way...

but that boy was gorgeous...

it's like everyone stands between me and him, and ask "is he really the one, or is he just someone?"

sort of wish we had kissed at the gates, where the lions weep, but you were too busy texting.

i want to take your cell phone, and kill it. kill your cell phone like a physicist. i want to take its mesons apart. i want to take it, with a razor blade, and cut it into pieces so small it becomes nothing, not even a fine dust.

i will burn the goddamned thing. reduce it to carbon ashes. then i want to take the carbon, and split it. i know i can't do it. but i'd compress it so hard, into a diamond, then smash it with a hammer, and burn the dust in a thoroidal fusion reactor, and use the energy to replicate a new cell phone, and do it again.

all cell phones must die.

>>5176021

i have a thing... it's like sherlock holmes, in the movie, before he gets the wine in his face...

i can tell a person's present, past and future in an instant.

i only saw one potential mate in my entire life, and he hates me.

>>5176016

I wouldn't call it anxiety, but i don't like being sober anymore.

>>5175973

/ck/ is the only place where i can find people i can talk to and actually expect not-fake replies.

i don't think i could cook heroin right now.

>>5175981

it's actually always been, but i used to want to meet that boy, the one i'd fall in love with.

it happened. i know it's always said, but i really have no logical reason to live anymore, i cannot justify being alive anymore. i can't justify getting out of bed on a daily basis. i try to focus on work, or here, or other things, and it doesn't work. i always end up alone, in the dark, wishing that guy was here.

and it all seems like it's not worth it anymore. i just want to go to sleep and not wake up.

>>5172459

You should watch Austin Powers 2 or 3, the one with Fat Bastard.

>>5175908

I don't have a reason to live anymore...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S3IPzquZNk

>>5175856

Don't you like to go bone-deep?

>>5175749

I said a kid, not a doll, pleb.

>>5175731
>>5175755

I am not well right now, and I fear even your insults and unwarranted coldheartedness won't manage to pick me up.

>>5175841

Trump someone into loving you?

Well done. I hope you asphyxiate in methane gas.

>>5175801

You know what...

I am drunk, I have been drunk and on drugs for the past I don't even remember how long, and I can still detect a logical flaw in your statement.

>>5175814

Well next time you're around, I really need someone to sleep with. I've been looking for someone to sleep with for eons now, and I'm so tired I think I'm going to die...

The question still stands. Dinner. What?

Breakfast, really. I'm still getting chewed-up by North Korea and I think I might fall.

I find no comfort in anything anymore. Not even logic.

*I* don't even know what to eat. I don't even know if I should eat. I had no clue the world was really like the worst things on /b/, and I wish I could go back to when I didn't.

>>5175683

When you forsake it in the freezer.

>>5175140

I'd say Georgia, because of the cuisines of the South and Deep South sort of meet there, while being industrial enough to be influenced by the other states.

>>5175734

I haven't felt cozy in years...

>>5175571

Aero is all in the texture. I don't like the shape, but the texture as it melts is very...erotic.

>>5175707

I don't go out on Saturdays, it's too scary for me.

The DJ at the club though, tonight is really terrible, and I'm sick of being a DJ coach. She just won't listen. She totally emptied the place yesterday.

Sometimes I think she's just some token ethnie who posts hype shit on Facebook. A true pawn that girl.

And no, I'm not making poutine pizza.

... I don't like what I've become, my boyfriend wasn't in love with the faggot I've become.

I'm not proud of myself...

Poutine pizza... potato crust, with gravy, and cheese?

>>5172127

It's just really wet-dough that's overproofed.

It's a way to sell more bread units with less flour and handling. Aside aesthetics and texture, there's no other reason you'd want to make bread like that, other than to copy those who wanted to make more breads for less.

4. PROFIT!!!

>>5174956

The future of food?

You mean the diet of the future?

Not necessarily, but I generally like being vegan.