/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20436078

>>20436020
Granny smith with salt is pretty tasty

>>20436053
A labradoodle.

>>20436043
quinces

>>20436031
>Pretty sure you can't eat those raw
Lol wtf

>>20436052
Pomelo + black coffee + cottage cheese = goated brekkie

>>20435994
>stupid brits
Germans.

>>20435982
Nice nails fag, what's next your hairy feet?

>>20435982
cause cheddar isn't naturally orange

>>20435982
because it's 'oy 'lop. Probably a bunch of artificial dyes n' stuff.

>>20436023
It's not naturally yellow either.

>>20436283
well? do they?

>>20435980
i still live with my parents because im a loser but i cook for them often. i made them burgers today and made them a corned beef roast last week. ill often make them baked goods like cookies and pies too.
id cook for friends if i had the opportunity but i don't because i always hang out at their place and no one ever comes over.

>>20436290
no. they are all sleeping, because they are responsible adults while i remain a high functioning irresponsible alcoholic. looking forward to working night shifts so i'll at least have an excuse to stay up all night and sleep all day.

>>20436296
Sounds tasty though, once you move out do you think you’ll keep up cooking or take it easier?

>>20435980
Do you not normally find food enjoyable unless you’re eating with someone else? Not fully cooked Mac with cold hotdog sounds like more than just low effort.

>>20435986
>Yeah I just ate a fistful of potato chips today because nobody else was eating
If it wasn’t for the bloating and constipation there would be periods of my life that I’d live off a bag filled with a mix of potato chips and beef jerky.

>>20435980
Why the hell would I ever cook if I wasn't going to eat it? Let other people eat their junk.

>>20436044
Nah.

shabuYO and yakinikuking

Yakiniku King

Marugame Udon

>>20436041
I'm jealous, Anon. You got a rail pass?

>>20435912
Stop eating goyslop you dumb mexican

Ignore the tastelet, OP.
They do it because their model as the in-store restaurant is closer to ff than a classic, sit-down pizzeria.

>>20435912
>it seems like it behaves more like a McDonald's than a pizza restaurant.
It was. It exists as something for hungry shoppers to grab on the way out after shopping at target. They aren't made to order, they're most probably frozen and heated up in an oven. For what they were, they were surprisingly decent, hell the target pizza hut was better than the actual chain pizza hut near me even if they only served personal sized pizzas.

They don't really exist anymore, neither does the target cafe at all. It's been replaced with starbucks and grab and go snacks so if you have one, it's one of the few remaining.

>>20435870
>RAP SNACKS
They likely taste average, not bad but not good.

>>20435870
Don't like them. And I don't like chips either.

That's a pretty good story, Chip

hello, reddit

>>20435855
thems some tunes

>>20435846
Why?

>>20435846
Yeah it's fuckin crap.
Some Ethiopian food is pretty good actually but they always serve it with that shitty sour spongy bread. Ruins it for me.
Their coffee is legit though, some of the best I've had.

>>20435899
>Their coffee is legit though, some of the best I've had.
Well they were conquered by Italians twice

>>20435890
It's sour in a bad way
Plus gets soggy and nasty the instant it comes into contact with whatever (tasty) mush you are trying to eat

>>20435902
Hah! Good point. They definitely learned from them.

>>20435778
>I bit my fork today
>to see if I still feel

as an alcoholic for me its
>I lit the wrong end of the cigarette again
>I put the lit end of the cigarette in my mouth again
>I instinctively bit the cigarette filter again forgetting it wasn't food I was putting in my mouth

>>20436523
What were you putting in your mouth?
>penis
>cum

>>20436526
Cigarettes while very drunk. Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.

>>20435778
Oof, for me it’s usually
>accidentally bite my cheek or tongue

>>20436550
>Don't involve me in your gay fantasy, anon.
Is it cool if you’re the top (in the fantasy)?

>>20436346
Says more about the job than the employee, really.

>>20436594
>i use X
>>enjoy your Y faggot
>my X doesn't have Y
>>FUCK YOU REEEE
lol

>>20436400
That went away for me once I started consuming more probiotics and fiber.

>>20435761
A megadose of vitamin c will give you the runs, magnesium does the same thing at high doses.

Good thread

>>20435716
4 hours

I do mine for at least 5 hours

>>20435716
If you want DEEP flavor you’ll wanna smoke them

lol did you not even sear it or make a braising sauce you are just gonna rawdog it into the oven?

>>20435974
I forget if there's some special extra rule attached to 'shmura' matzah but its just flour and water and olive oil and salt in a standing mixer, quickly rolling it out with a rolling pin with the oven preheated and then getting it onto sheet trays with supposedly less than 18 min elapsing between water touching the flour and it going in the oven

Jesus Christ is king.

>>20436011
jesus does not exist, you are a slave to a jewish religion

The only good one.

>>20436014
nah
also you’re brown

>>20436371
>Got my first job at 10
lol imagine getting robbed of a childhood

>>20435664
i enjoy eating alone in restaurants

>>20436372
Well selling firewood and charcoal at campsites was easy. Make over 200usd every weekend in the summer untill the forest rangers caught me.

>>20436371
>>job at 10
So you're a 3rd worlder

>>20435664
I tried explaining to my gf that before we met I used to eat alone at the mall sometimes and she just looked at me like I was a psychopath

>>20435555
Aussie shitposter

>>20436063
put some poop in it

>>20436063
There's still opportunity cost

>>20436051
I’m sorry but what a stupid goddamn name for a restaurant

>>20436063
And why do they get free lunches?

>>20436063
Free to the boomers but someone is paying for it.

>>20435521
Stay mad bro, I'm so sorry you don't have a pinay gf.

>>20435507
I bought these once from the local shitty Asian grocery. They were pretty good.

>>20435537
Slumming around for jungle gooks is bottom feeder tier, anon.

any recipes that use canned mackerel/sardines?

>>20435507
typically they remove the digestive tracts from the fish and behead them when they are larger. You till have all the other organs usually

>>20435490
>>20435494
>>20435502
>>20435886
it's a fucked up looking pide.
>t. pidephile

>>20435480
It seems expensive to me

>>20435510
Would it be wrong to make a sandwich out of a gorby between two billys

>>20436117
That's just an allegory for present-day USA lol

>>20436117
if thats wrong i dont want to be right

>>20436299
the steel and thinness of Kiwi knives is worse than fibrox, or classic, whatever the sweedes are calling them now. The more traditional handles on the kiwi are nice, but they compare to classic Chicago Cutlery, which really aren't great if found for the same price as most industrial line knives. You talk about taper and other stuff to try to sound smart, but then recommend an even skinnier, more bendy blade chef knife. Nonsense.

>>20436641
swiss, sweedes, whatever. I know. Don't post when drunk, kids. Still sober enough to know the differences between cheap knives without blowing smoke.

>>20436299
>Japanese hidden tangs
Don't care about silly gook workarounds. No full tang, no purchase. It's not fucking hard to make a slightly bigger piece of metal, there's literally zero excuse other than pinching pennies.

>>20435479
>washes plastic in dishwasher over and over until it becomes brittle and breaks
>why is much cheap knife not as good as an expensive one waaaaaah

>>20436674
devil's advocate here, folding knives

>>20435477
If it's too sloppy and soft to hold form when you hold it, you use utensils. Otherwise it's normal to use your hands

Listen man, just eat your food in a somewhat tidy manner. The specifics aren't really anyone else's call.

>>20435583
anon this is pizza not foie gras and caviar please calm down at your nephews 7th birthday party you are scaring him and his class

>>20435477
Personally, I shove the entire pizza inside my anal crevasse

>>20436060
These melts might fit the bill