/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9386623
Good luck, bby.
>>9386687
>>9386699
Thanks for the entry, Snowman!
I will fondle your Snowballs if that's what you're into.
Thanks m8.5

A Labor Day Bump

>>9384849
>admitting you're so butt-blasted by an OC thread that you whine like a faggot every time
Pathetic

>>9383995
Thanks for the excuse to bump the thread, douche.

>>9383537
Thanks for the entry, you damn glorious beautiful butt.

>>9382676
Gimme a name to work with.
Also, please tell us what the hell you done did made, nigga.

>>9381391
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, post pizza.
>>9381698
You too.
Post 'zas, damn your eyes!

>>9381016
Well, that "joke" doesn't work as, which you would know if you had a fucking brain in your nut, last month was potatoes.
Good job, retard.
Fuck yourself and your immediate family.

>>9378733
First Entry!
>woop woop
Thanks m90!

>>9378287
I've said it once and I'll say it again:
Fucking Adorable
>bet you could roll up a slice of pizza and shove it in the big one
>don't take that out of context

>>9376748
>but I think 'mushka' means 'little housefly' in many East Slavic languages and is used as a term of endearment towards cute, but pestering, children
That's fucking adorable.

Good luck with any 'za you may or may not craft, bby.

>>9376465
DESU, I thought you were going to win when you put in your entry, but that's just how these things go.
Good on ya, my mushka.
>I hope that "mushka" isn't some fucked up Slav insult

>>9376258
Nah, I leave shit like that up to the voters.
Do you remember the Sandwich Thread? There was some prime shit-flinging going on there, which was fostered by this image.
>>9376322
Shitflinging and sperging galore.

>>9375949
Case in point:
>>9371694

Wow, we are getting some really constructive debate going here.

/ck/ Challange 08/2017 results.

POH-TAY-TOES

1st place: Shake-kun's Sweet Gattó with Dried Fruit @ 17.75/20

2nd place: Mamushka Doll's Red Potato Lobster Bisque with Brie Duchess Potatoes and Purple Dauphin Potatoes @ 17.25/20

3rd place: Franz Liszt's Bok Choy Potato Salad w/ Duck Breast @ 15.625/20

4th place: Loco's Curry Potato Taco @ 15.5/20

4th place: Toys' Kugelis @ 15.5/20

5th place: Birdskull's Twice Baked Potatoes @ 14.875/20

6th place: Geodude's Potato Gratin @ 14.375/20

7th place: Skooma's Brekky & Bacon @ 12.875/20

8th place: Anonymous(2)'s Potatoes a la Pac-Man from Pakistan @ 11.875/20

9th place: Anonymous(1)'s Bangers and Mash @ 11.125/20

10th place: Webmfag's Lavender Vodka @ 10.875/20

11th place: S3krit's Garlic Instant Mashed Potatoes with Spiced Rice @ 8.375/20

New Thread For This Month, My Pals!
>>9371177

Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: PIZZA!

>PIZZA HUT AND DOMINOS NEED NOT APPLY

That's right: MO'FUGGIN' 'ZA.
What does that mean? Well, if you can't figure this shit out you should probably stay away from the knives.

*******
Dishes will be scored on the following areas, so keep that in mind.

-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)

The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.
*******

Remember people, timestamp and unique identifiers. Stop forgetting damn you.

Please suggest as you go, 'cos I'm gathering suggestions like some sort of hoarder.

Results of last month will be posted soon, so keep your eyes open.

Another bump, just to keep the thread up so's I can link to the new thread in like an hour.
8 votes and scores are for snores (so of course I've got them nice and ready).

And another bump.
New Month goes up tomorrow, on the first of the month (odd coincidence, that).

Another bump.

>>9367853
Thanks for the votes!

>>9367225
What ulterior motives could I possibly have?
"Oversaw Autistic Cooking Challenge on Estonian Blade Runner Fanfiction Wiki" is not exactly prime material for my resume.
Thanks for the bump though.

>>9366699
Thanks for the buttload of suggestions!