/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11476333
It's not a sauce. It's a lifestyle

Add your favorite condiment. I personally recommend Secret Aardvark habanero hot sauce.

The only real answer is Vark.

What's the best hot sauce and why is it always Secret Aardvark?

>>11138393
99% of varkposting is people just trying to wind people like you up. I, along with most others, aren't ever going to pay $7-$8 for 8oz of zesty ketchup.

Also, in my area Frank's red hot ads are fucking irritating. The "I put that *bleep* on everything!" Radio advertisements play every other segment. I've also seen them put their logo on fast food restaurant menus: "now with Frank's red hot!" Im fairly certain you'll never have to worry about vark sauce hitting that level.

>>11121459

>>11121359

Sweet! a fellow varker!

How are you varkin it up today? I just got back from a baseball game myself... Passed a bottle of that sweet nectar down the isle and let everyone put it on their hot dogs. You should have seen their faces light up. They were cheering and calling me "The V Man." That's just a typical day in the life of a varker!

>>11074407
Ask and ye' shall receive Varkbro!

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>>11073554
Chill out bro! Soak up some rays, hit on some hotties, and make sure you're the one that hits up the party with the sauce that makes YOU the boss. We call it Varkin'!

>>11062909
SICK!

Huh?

>>11051640

Me IRL

>>11036806
Wow man you pretty much nailed it.

>>11025987
Hey varkbro! Are you saucin'n'bossin? Kind reminder: it's more than a sauce, it's a lifestyle.

>>11022511
what?

>>11022064
No vark 0/10

>>11019856
That's because there's no pepperoni pizza or burgers!

>>11019266
What?

Who else here sauces while skiing, shredding, surfing ect? Who else here lives the Vark lifestyle to the extreme? Stay saucy and Vark to the max!

Uuuh buddy, i think you're forgetting something ;)