/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10002196
I unironically do this with pizza, at least if I don't have anything to dip the crust in. eating dry crust after eating the flavorful topped part sucks, but treating it as an appetizer for the rest of the slice works much better

>>9974108
they can't be that poor, horses are expensive to keep

whole chinese roast duck, with some rice and lots of gravy
>tfw wanted to get some for Christmas, but when I went to Ranch 99 they were out

you're just mad because you don't have any pictures of yourself cleaning a restaurant

>>9879552
it's not the best burger ever, but it's the best in it's price range in California. the fries kind of suck though

>whole foods for meat, dairy, and grains/bread
>farmer's market for fruit/vegetables
>trader joes for booze and junk food
simple

>>9848717
I found a place with a spit on Haight St in SF, but I don't remember the name. best al pastor I've had in this area though

>>9848799
nah, I am just so fucking sick of people not having the bollocks to be honest about what they made. these dumb cunts made a HOT CHEETO FUCKING MILKSHAKE, they only called it a "frappuccino" so it would maybe sound a bit less ridiculous (though if anything, it's more fucking ridiculous)

>>9848194
>Frappuccino
>contains no coffee
this shit has got me so autistically mad. a frappuCCINO by definition contains coffee, you can't just make any cold blended drink and call it that. otherwise, a fucking blender daiquiri is a "frappuccino"

>>9844621
that sort of thing is why grocery lists are important, and why one should never shop on an empty stomach. if you're hungry and/or lack a list, the temptation to impulse buy is much greater

I just make rice and beans when I'm broke, it's a globally popular poverty food for a reason

guacamole of course

>$15 for a substantial dish, bread and a drink, delivery included
yeah I'd probably go for it, getting any kind of delivery which isn't shitty chain pizza for under $20 is next to impossible here

>>9845654
normally yeah, but in this case one needs some starch and moisture, otherwise the patties won't form properly

>>9845002
definitely. might add cheese of some sort, but it's not really necessary

>finely grate potato
>squeeze the water from a fistful of grated potato
>press into patty shape
>put in hot oil
>flip when edge goes brown and there's little/no raw potato on top
>keep cooking it till it's either gold or light brown, depending on your preference. flip again if needed
simple. I usually just add a sprinkle of s&p to each side at the end, but tonight I experimented with black truffle salt, garlic powder/chipotle (the best one), and garam masala. serve with sour cream, or apple sauce if you're a weird fucker who likes sweet stuff on your potatoes

>>9823956
black coffee, jamaican blend, double strong double sweet for the Chief
a poisoned green tea for Keibitch

getting a large pizza with sausage and onion delivered, because I'm too lazy to walk somewhere and way too drunk to drive

mid 2000s Trader Joes pizza was the best frozen pizza of all time

>>9725016
haven't had frozen pizza in years, but the Trader Joe's four cheese was by far the best

fast food mashed potatoes are awful though, and the gravy served with them is worse. with fries, at least you know it's actual cut potato, cooked in oil, with only salt added. fast food mash is almost certainly powdered, with god knows what added. real potatoes, boiled then pureed with butter, salt, milk and cheese are good, but KFC mash belongs in the trash

>tfw probably have diabeetus, yet still drinking white russians at 11am
no rugrats

>>9590682
earl grey is another great hot beverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM

>seafood, with the occasional exception for canned tuna
>eggs outside of mayo, baked goods, or stir fry
that's pretty much it. until recently I didn't eat mushrooms, but if they're in a dish where their texture isn't too noticeable I actually kind of like them now