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In what world is anyone following these complicated microwave instructions? Tell me how long to set the timer for so it won't kill me, and how many Natty Ices I should be drinking before I take it out and eat it over the sink. Fuck.
What can I eat if I want a body like this?
anything you want within your managers 400-800 daily calorie limit based on your height1 week before any gigs you may drink as much black coffee you want, eat 3 apples and smoke cigarettesi am not joking
cum, lots of it.
is it stupid to dry imported fruit that grows nowhere near where i live?i love dried fruit but it's overpriced
yeah doing things you like and enjoy is retarded and stupid why would you ever even consider doing that dumbass holy fuck
>>15438734i meant is it worth it or is the quality of the fruit too degraded by the time it gets to me
>>15438740depends on your vendor and source dumdumif you're canuck find a local spot that brings in daily/weekly shipments from your provinces major citya lot of stuff isn't going to be as good as just paying a premium for already dried stuff if it grows on the literal opposite end of the world
bananas are full of potassi-yum
Anime turns you into a pee-doe-file
>>15438686HURR DURR PITATATOE
>>15438686This is a good thread.
>>15438707dough*
I've got some home churned potassium cream to give cute anime watching NEETs if you know what I mean
Is Lobster really a delicacy or a meme for the peasants?
>>15438791They were steamed in this case, but I honestly was disappointed. Claw meat had been built up so much but it just left a very strong and unwanted aftertaste to me.Tails are edible but really how much of that is because they are slathered in butter.
>>15438772>If you're still feeling shitty about boiling (and you should actually steam) live lobsters, you can also put them to sleep by standing on them
>>15438795Shellfish and pork are two of my favorite things, so I could never go Kosher. Jews are missing out on some good eats. Then again, I'm supposedly missing out on the kingdom of God. Win some, lose some.
>>15438719You say bland, I say your tastebuds are insensitive.
>>15438799Come to the crab side, brother.
These sure do take me back to the old country.
Veganism is the future
Veganism is the dystopian future spoonfed to you by genocidal technopedocratsCarnivory is the rich pre-industrial pre-agriculture healing wisdom of the past
Do you listen to music while you cook? Professional or home cooks welcome. What do you listen to while doing the deed?https://youtu.be/oaIU2tZ7ygA
Usually Pandora or a show I've watched enough to make it comfortable background noise.
It doesnt get any more based than this
>>15438580The Final Table was based, for the most part.
>>15438597Is that like a big last supper full of Jews?
>>15438638Nah dude its on Netflix, the jews are behind the camera
>>15438580Iron Chef Japan is the only one worth watching.
What is the burger equivalent of Tina's Frozen burritos if any?Not white castle frozen burgers. Those are nasty.Also any other good frozen food that doesn't cost as much as a regular meal?
>>15438554those dollar tree burgs and chicky chicky sandys
>>15438562are you just making those up?
What was his fucking problem?
>>15438547He is your grandpa
>>15438547pineapple
>>15438547I miss him everyday bros
>>15438601>.t poor and hungry village kid
>>15438547he's bad at being alive
They're just too salty otherwise.
>>15438589in salt water?
>>15438539I dip them in yoghurt/kefir
It depends on the brand to me.
>>15438590yeah just a pinch of salt to replace the salt lost during the boiling process
Pro tip: use fruit juice, the sweetness counteracts the saltiness.
Holy fuck this shit is good
sloppa shit
>>15438521That looks like the trump steak they only feed to niggers.
Facts Charley's is bomb
>americans
>>15438498That's just for breakfast.
>>15438643Man your grandpa must've really liked Arby's.
>>15438498This shit all ends under Biden
>>15438738good
looks repulsive. would you even want to really hold this shit in your hands?
>Eat McDonalds for lunch 9 hours ago>Can still taste the cheese in my mouthWhy did I do this to myself?
>>15438524...yes?
>>15438529Yeah, twice a day.And I sue mouthwash twice a day, and floss in the evenings as well
>>15438479Can I taste the cheese inside your mouth?
>>15438479I get sneezing fits if I eat a McDonalds burger. I don't know what the fuck they do to them.
That's the best part. It's how you get your money's worth. Eat a big Mac and you can still taste it when you burp hours later.Fuck. You guys will complain about anything
Tonight, /ck/, we're making a delightful asian-inspired spicy tuna and ham salad with cra/ck/ers. Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Bow nap old tit
Top with rock salt, more hot sauce and maybe mash some crackers into the mush before putting the mush on more crackers
>>15438437die in a fucking fire you goddamn assmonkey
>HAHAAH WATCH ME DELIBERATELY FUCK UP FOOD LE EPIC MAYMAY GIVE ME UPVOTESgo suck a fart
>>15438690>>15438615You two should date.
Dear /ck/, do you eat your kiwi like an apple - skin and all - or do you prefer to peel/scoop the flesh out and discard the skin?
>>15438510Y-you too
>>15438534this 2 AM slurpee run is for you anon
>>15438549It’s like having a real online gf
>>15438497I got some skin you can eat.
>>15438559smegma isn't kiwis anon
How do you boys enjoy your liverwurst? For me it's with toasted pumpernickel, raw onion, pickle, and dijon mustard.
Does /ck/ approve of Vincenzo?
This nigga sucks at cooking if you watch his actual cooking vids. Gabagool you cunt.
>>15438298I just like that his videos make amerifats seethe when he calls their "Authentic Italian Food" trash.
>>15438669guido madhis food looks good as shitafangulio
He has the exact same accent as Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in the movie Rat Race. I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.
>>15438782>Enrico is a girl's name.the fuck
What is it about this dish that makes it so iconic?
>>154382971. it's disgustingthat's it. just one reason.
>>15438334150 skyline chilli restaurants have entered the chat
Coastie faggots will never understand what good food looks like.
>>15438350>flyover fag with his gruel topped with additional fat and salt via cheese>coasties have access to ad infinitum ethnicities and the foods from theirs cultures Just because it's "rugged" or "hearty" doesn't mean it's the fucking pinnacle of cuisine you simpleton
>>15438373Pleb