/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fact: actual food > canned fish

I used to be like you

>>14959449
Bugs
They are more nutritious than conventional meat.

Plus they are already being made into burger patties and mince. Hell, most food you eat already has bugs in it.
It's not like eating bugs means you're just eating whole crickets and scorpions straight.

I just eat deenz from the stock I inherited from my based grandpa

>>14959449
>firearms are banned
>implying that would stop anyone
also why would I choose either anyway, theres already good vegan food that doesnt try to be meat, and by 2199 there should be plenty of cheap meat cloning technology

>>14959460
>retarded fucking hypotheticals
You are actually the type of person this question is targetted at.
Both are already happening.
You need to come to terms with that.

>>14959449
I'll become a canibal.
But than again, if animals are extinct, so will be humans, as we need an actual biodiverse system. Cows feed and fluff up the earth, chickens destroy pests like ticks, swine redistriute the soil. If you don't have animal husbandry, you wont have any plant matter to eat as well. Synthtic stuff only leads to soil destruction, as the abylonians already learned.

>>14959361
we arent in the cold war anymore dingus

>third-worlder tries to start a bait thread between first-world countries again

If she’s hot and keeping the baby factory open idgaf

>>14959325
Losing weight isn't the only concern.

While a caloric deficit is essential for weight loss, and you can lose the extra kilos by eating nothing but lard and chocolate, it's more important to give your body what it needs in terms of nutrients and lowering the consumption of saturated fats.

> but muh vegetable oils are bad
> but muh 'people didn't hagr heart attacks before'

Yes, they did. People had the same problems we do today, including cancer and autism. It just went undiagnosed.

Did you really need to post this again in a different thread?

We had a booru, but I don't think anyone's posted content on it in over a year now.

>>14959296
Here's a few PDF resources. There's also the Wikipedia cookbook

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Table_of_Contents

https://healthyeating.nhlbi.nih.gov/pdfs/KTB_Family_Cookbook_2010.pdf

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1E56bZZyWkivCEZZA2Xb7kO-p71e6u_0w/view

>>14959296
I make my own recipes. Learn how to incorporate spices, how to do rouxs, how to make mirepoix, how to make the mother sauces, then just go out and fly solo.

cookbooks - you can find a lot online, try libgen
america's test kitchen/cook's illustrated (paywalled)
foodnetwork
joepastry
joyofbaking
epicurious

I think I’m too old for this site

>>14959317
This is my first no's 'za actually. Looks decent.
>>14959328
If you're 30+, probably. I'm 20. Pizza's almost done btw.

>>14959272
This looks fucking disgusting, which means it's probably good. Gonna give it a try

>>14959386
It's pretty good. Sorta like school lunch pizza. 9/10.
'm gay btw not sure if that matters

>>14959386

these are better nice and floppy out of the microwave

>>14959265
I agree with you, anon.

But why do you care so much about what others think about the stuff you enjoy?

>>14959265
laziest content on youtube next to mukbangs and drama shit

nobody cares what you like, faggot. piss off

>>14959243
where are the bodies, Mark?

>>14959243
I hate this guy

>food
>& cooking

>>14959235
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Cops are barely enforcing traffic laws now.

>>14959258
I fucking hate traffic cops so fucking much

>>14959235
I'm so sick of all of you reddit tourist frogposting retards shitting up this site

So many stories of cops being fucking faggots for literally no reason. Fuckin hard for me to defend pigs these days

>>14959232
Looks like pie to me

Nobody's said "pizza pie" since the 1940s

>>14959447
seriously. It's like how Euro's still cry about "french fries" dude nobody in the US has said French Fries since the 70's. they're just fries now.

>>14959447
>>14959455

Where do you guys live? I had a pizza pie with French fries just last night. I live in New Jersey.

>>14959181
why is italian cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of pastaland is pizza which is literally just sauce on bread
their deep dish is just watered soup
spaghetti is just inferior version of authentic greek noodles
even pizza is belgian (French) and not from italy

why could the eyeties not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>infographs
let me just go to my reddit folder....

>>14959140
whoops
2/17

>>14959144
3/17
Also I am gay and homosexual.

>>14959148
Faggots unite

>>14959030
Why do you even need a recipe? Stir fry is easy

I search for them and am smart enough not to click on mommyblog bullshit. Get a clue, dumbass.

>>14959030
just watch the stir fry video by chinesecookingdemystified on YT and use your common sense and judgement

stir fry has no real recipe, since you'd often just make do with whatever veg you have or was in season

>>14959030
Use cornstarch/water for the thickener slurry. Everything else is usually just soy sauce, and rice wine, maybe some oyster sauce

>>14959030
Hot wok with sesame oil
Fresh noodles, vegetables, oyster sauce

That is the most basic stir fry there is. Now just experiment with additional stuff to see what you like.

eceleb board when

>>14958996
You're on it, chud

>>14958991
Did this limey faggot really boil ribs

>>14958986
Sounds like Toronto is a real shithole lol

>>14958992
It is

>>14958986
only things i associate with that are jamaican is Dub music and reefer. flavours of their cuisine sounds dope though.

>>14958986
I also live in Toronto. I get Jamaican food pretty frequently, it's one of my favourites. There's nothing like a good jerk chicken sandwich with coleslaw, mmm...

>>14958986
Jamaican food is really good. I guess they make it a little differently in Toronto, because I have never seen the veggies look like that.

>>14959146
>SAG member
Oh the irony

i need to work on my grilling. I'll let these cool in the fridge so when i chop then into cubes the stay together better

>>14958951
based thread

still waiting on the beans to finish cooking before i set them aside and saute the sausage and onions/peppers the deglaze the pot with beef broth/coffee then add everything together and simmer for a hour or two

>>14959335
ffs, every time i forget the pic

saffron and chicken stock

The easiest way to do it is garlic, turmeric, ginger, and plenty of salt and pepper. To get a fancier version you'd need onion, some stock, and probably some fresh ingredients.

>>14958926
Arroz con gandules?
Have a good sofrito, and make sure you add some sazon

>>14958905
Bretty sure you have to mix the lemon and milk together first

Why do black people have such a hatred for white people not being as used to spicy food as them? Like, just sell milk on the side so white people can be adventurous but also have a way out. You'll make more money off of them, they can be all 'Well I tried the inferno burger!', everybody wins.

Or is this more an excuse to just be WYPIPO EVIL I WANNA KILL THEM ALL

>>14958883
Quads say you have to go >>14958888 .
Goodbye anon

>>14958883
You should role play as white people doing other things like going to school and not being a criminal. I think it’d be fun.

I'm not white and I find most spicy fast food sandwiches too hot. What is the point of eating the food if you are going to overwhelm it with spices? Just drink a bottle of hot sauce.

>>14958888
OP BTFO