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13869241 No.13869241 [Reply] [Original]

Is there anything i can do with lizard milk? I have a few spare gallons of the stuff in my fridge.

>> No.13869249


Rub it on your nipples under a full moon to absorb it's healing qualities

>> No.13869265

why do you have lizard milk?

>> No.13869272

offer it to your jo buddy after you charge your crystals

>> No.13869288

"lizard milk"

>> No.13869290
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How did you get the opportunity to put a breast pump on Hillary Clinton?

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13869103 No.13869103 [Reply] [Original]

I need two delicious recipes:
>One for a great Dinner
>One for a great Dessert

I'm doing a lot of fun things while in Quarantine like learning photography and how to skateboard and one thing I want to do is try some real recipes, most of the stuff I do is really simple, so I would like some ideas for some fun and more time intensive recipes if you guys have any ideas! The more from scratch the better.

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>> No.13869126

Here's a great recipe.
Step one: Mix 1 9mm bullet with one 9mm pistol
Step two: Mix that bullet with your faggot ass brain, faggot.

>> No.13869129

2 hot apples pies

>> No.13869158

This. Post pics as you go along, please, OP.

>> No.13869221

anymore suggestions, particularly dessert?

>> No.13869238


Eat shit, vomit it back up and now you have dessert. Voila!

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13869077 No.13869077 [Reply] [Original]

chocolate lamb, nigga

>> No.13869146

He lit lmao

>> No.13869149

>mfw the cops pull me over in a school zone

>> No.13869173

another victim

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Rack of lamb, nigga

>> No.13869268
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Did someone call for lamb

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13869008 No.13869008 [Reply] [Original]

behold, the biscuit king

>> No.13869023

Behold, the worst shit since Triscuits.

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13868957 No.13868957 [Reply] [Original]

>normies think this is disgusting
behold, the true pleb filter

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>> No.13868974

Garlic powder is literally the most normie seasoning there is

>> No.13869005

garlic powder tastes like nothing, I've dumped that shit on pasta by accident and not noticed a difference in flavor
just use raw garlic you troglodyte

>> No.13869015

>garlic powder tastes like nothing
Stop eating food after sucking so many dicks you fucking retard.

>> No.13869045

I am convinced they secretly mix that shit with salt even though it doesnt say so on the lael

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13868954 No.13868954 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can he be stopped?

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13868944 No.13868944 [Reply] [Original]

I just baked some swai and some tilapia (separately) and they both kind of tasted like fried egg. Any reason this may have happened? I used lemon juice and pepper to season and canola oil cooking spray to coat the baking sheet

>> No.13868967

That's how they taste and that's also why I'm never gonna buy them again.
Absolute shit-tier fish.

>> No.13868973

Trash fish. Look at those fillets vs any higher quality fish. You can literally see the difference in quality visually.

>> No.13868986

Hmmm. Interesting. This only a guess, but maybe you accidently mistook the Oreochromini talapalini (tilapia fish) for the egg of a Gallus gallus (chicken) and cooked said egg unknowingly in place of the fish which you then consumed tasting a fried egg taste. Just for reference, an egg is a round oblong white thing while a fish is a sort of flat, long, squishy thing. Hope that helps :)

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13868943 No.13868943 [Reply] [Original]

What's the consensus on how to boil these guys? Slice it's brain before tossing it in the pot or boiling it alive?

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>> No.13869074

The duality of man

>> No.13869080

what about a boiling ocean?

>> No.13869128

Knife in brain first. No reason not do it.

>> No.13869263

Knife the brain pussio

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Tie a noose around his clippers, suspend him from a pully above the pot of water, slowly descend him into the water tail first.

Throw him into bin because seafood is yucky.

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13868868 No.13868868 [Reply] [Original]

I want to incorporate more fresh garlic into my diet, both for my health and because I really enjoy garlic. I know cooking it removes some of the nutrition, but I'd like to enjoy it on its own if I can find a way. Besides eating it raw, are there ways to make garlic a tasty snack, such as seasoning or sauteing it? I'm not picky and I enjoy strong flavors.

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>> No.13869038

Pickling then for roasting them in the open with a bit cut off the top and oil for about half hour on 350 and tinfoil. Makes you feel healthy

>> No.13869048

as far from raw as it gets but roasted garlic is the GOAT topping/spread
>cut top off garlic
>drizzle with olive oil
>bake until mush inside

>> No.13869075

Good suggestions. Do any of you enjoy just popping one in your mouth? I like onion raw, would that be comparable? I've been doing simple things in the kitchen to learn, like candying citrus peels, making syrups, and fat washing whiskey, but I'm craving garlic so I'm looking forward to doing something different.

>> No.13869112

Make toum. It uses up a lot of garlic and is very strongly flavored. It goes good on everything. It's basically just a garlic emulsion

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I'm a big fan of Chinese quisine.
>in b4 bat soup

In xinjiang (West China) they have really fatty lamb and or Goat dishes covered in Cumin, and chilli powder mixed with onions or sections of flatbread. So fucking good but very heavy and fatty.
At a few bbq places I had been to they will eat a clove of raw garlic with a chaser of fatty meat to smooth it over.
It's pretty good, but I'm not sure if you can do it a lot, I didn't try.

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13868867 No.13868867 [Reply] [Original]

What pasta do you like to hoard?

Me? I'd hoard orange slices, the best pasta for hoarding when you're hoarding pasta.

>> No.13868903

shape changes the flavour, dont (You) me.

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>> No.13868926

It only changes how (much) sauce sticks to the pasta.

>> No.13868930

i will kill for dececco

>> No.13869025

I prefer wagon wheels.

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13868788 No.13868788 [Reply] [Original]

Is this beer worth trying? For someone not into IPAs because they taste soapy

>> No.13868860

Have you tried Rebel IPA? I used to drink it a bunch of years ago, and I don't recall getting the soapy taste from it.
Also, I don't know if they make it anymore, but Dogfish Head IPA was really good.

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13868762 No.13868762 [Reply] [Original]

I need it bros...

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>> No.13869019

Wow you sure showed me with your mountain of evidence. If you ever leave your mom’s basement you’ll see that calling someone retarded isn’t actually an argument. But you’re an uneducated pathetic NEET so I’m not surprised.

>> No.13869029


Your argument is literally "this 30+ year old flavour did not exist until 9-10 years ago when I and ONLY I invented it in their shitty contest". Your reasoning is one of crippling ignorance and mental illness, and doesn't deserve a response beyond you being retarded.

>> No.13869032

oh you two, get a room already

>> No.13869049

Still waiting for you to prove that Lays has a dill pickle flavor 20+ years ago.

You don’t know how actual evidence and proof work do you? Ate all leafs as dumb as you?

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13868736 No.13868736 [Reply] [Original]

how to not get diabetes as a very picky eater
last time i tested my blood sugar was 110 (120max) and i havent changed my diet in any way and that was 5 years ago

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13868722 No.13868722 [Reply] [Original]

>Cook beef until "golden"
What the fuck is golden beef supposed to look like?
I'm looking at this recipe https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a23307816/instant-pot-beef-chili-recipe/

>> No.13868783

I'm color blind and I have a feeling this bitch is too, otherwise she has no excuse for saying something so retarded. I guess she means to brown the ground beef. You do this by cooking the ground beef and breaking it - at first it'll be gray, but then the water evaporates and it starts to fry itself in its own rendered fat. A few minutes in, it gets brown. No clue what she means by golden beef if it's not that.

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Golden as in a golden retriever dressed in revealing lingerie with her tail fully upwards, presenting to a willing and ready human sex partner.

The perfect golden finish.

>> No.13868830

I was gonna reply saying that you're an idiot, but then you linked to a delish recipe, so now I know you're an idiot.

>> No.13868842

thanks, that makes more sense
no bully. i've been living off instant ramen and pasta during this quarantine but i just bought an instant pot for easy healthier meals

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13868717 No.13868717 [Reply] [Original]

Does anybody else watch Buddy VS. Duff? It is an elaborate cake baking television show that pits two celebrity chefs against each other, along with their teams, and trials they endure when under pressure, including mistakes and running out of time. Who do you generally prefer to succeed? What are your favorite episodes and cakes? Also, pic-related reminds me of Duff for some reason, no offense LOL.

>> No.13868728

what did this guy do wrong to deserve your disdain?

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No disdain, LOL. His face just reminds me of that popular image circulating on 4chan.

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13868691 No.13868691 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hi. So our home had a reverse osmosis system for a long time so I drank filtered water without really thinking much about it.

I just wanted to know where other people get their drinking water. Bottled? Filters? Just tap water?

.webm related: I am the girl and you anons are the guy in the video. I am looking at you guys curious about where you guys get water to drink. Thanks.

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>> No.13868759

I use a pur pitcher but have used Brita in the past and prefer it. My tap water tastes like shit while people who live a couple blocks away have perfectly fine tap water, which sucks because filters are expensive.

>> No.13868781

I live in an apartment. I have reverse osmosis system I put in under my kitchen sink. In other apartments I had a distiller and drank and cooked with distilled water.

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Aren't you worried about well water having pesticides and other unwanted chemicals leeching into the water?

>> No.13868906

>.webm related: I am the girl and you anons are the guy in the video. I am looking at you guys curious about where you guys get water to drink. Thanks.
I love this post, I don't need to read anything else.

>> No.13868956

I usually get water from tap. Hashtag no filter.

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13868664 No.13868664 [Reply] [Original]

What went wrong?

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>> No.13868732

that was good shit

>> No.13868742

spider eggs man

>> No.13868755

spider eggs had impressive spread for a pre internet meme

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Everything about this image is outdated.
I miss liquid ice so much. Also yogos.

>> No.13868794

Man they really used to advertise that as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread

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13868659 No.13868659 [Reply] [Original]

>the beer you drink after a day of working at a sawmill vs the beer you drink after watching your wife get fucked by another man

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>> No.13869215

you sound like a loser

>> No.13869222

>i'm a chad
>gets filtered by the best beer style

>> No.13869223

You sound like a loser. What kind of beer do you drink, loser? Do you let people on an internet forum tell you what to drink? I don't. That's why I'm better than you and I have more money.

>> No.13869283

holy fucking based

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13868573 No.13868573 [Reply] [Original]

Which one are you grabbing?
Personally I'm going with that lil' nigga front row on the right.

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>> No.13868787

i never liked yellow mustard, and then i tried brown mustard and it was like a whole other world i never knew existed. fuck yellow mustard.

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>> No.13868797

Usually one of the two in the middle depending on what I'm eating, followed by the whole grain. I use Coleman's and Chinese interchangeably in cooking, and have no use for French's.

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>> No.13868814

I cook with French's, enjoy Koops horseradish mustard or sriracha mustard with various foods, always can safely fall back to a nice whole seed dijon.

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13868538 No.13868538 [Reply] [Original]

Is this the perfect lockdown recipe, just milk, sugar, and instant coffee and effort, tastes fucking great.

>> No.13868547

fuck, there's another thread already...make it cause its delicious.

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