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15438798 No.15438798 [Reply] [Original]

In what world is anyone following these complicated microwave instructions? Tell me how long to set the timer for so it won't kill me, and how many Natty Ices I should be drinking before I take it out and eat it over the sink. Fuck.

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15438771 No.15438771 [Reply] [Original]

What can I eat if I want a body like this?

>> No.15438775

anything you want within your managers 400-800 daily calorie limit based on your height
1 week before any gigs you may drink as much black coffee you want, eat 3 apples and smoke cigarettes
i am not joking

>> No.15438778

cum, lots of it.

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15438730 No.15438730 [Reply] [Original]

is it stupid to dry imported fruit that grows nowhere near where i live?
i love dried fruit but it's overpriced

>> No.15438734

yeah doing things you like and enjoy is retarded and stupid why would you ever even consider doing that dumbass holy fuck

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i meant is it worth it or is the quality of the fruit too degraded by the time it gets to me

>> No.15438749

depends on your vendor and source dumdum
if you're canuck find a local spot that brings in daily/weekly shipments from your provinces major city
a lot of stuff isn't going to be as good as just paying a premium for already dried stuff if it grows on the literal opposite end of the world

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15438686 No.15438686 [Reply] [Original]

bananas are full of potassi-yum

>> No.15438707

Anime turns you into a pee-doe-file

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>> No.15438751

This is a good thread.

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>> No.15438766

I've got some home churned potassium cream to give cute anime watching NEETs if you know what I mean

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15438677 No.15438677 [Reply] [Original]

Is Lobster really a delicacy or a meme for the peasants?

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>> No.15438799

They were steamed in this case, but I honestly was disappointed. Claw meat had been built up so much but it just left a very strong and unwanted aftertaste to me.
Tails are edible but really how much of that is because they are slathered in butter.

>> No.15438800

>If you're still feeling shitty about boiling (and you should actually steam) live lobsters, you can also put them to sleep by standing on them

>> No.15438804

Shellfish and pork are two of my favorite things, so I could never go Kosher. Jews are missing out on some good eats. Then again, I'm supposedly missing out on the kingdom of God. Win some, lose some.

>> No.15438807

You say bland, I say your tastebuds are insensitive.

>> No.15438808

Come to the crab side, brother.

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15438659 No.15438659 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

These sure do take me back to the old country.

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15438624 No.15438624 [Reply] [Original]

Veganism is the future

>> No.15438652

Veganism is the dystopian future spoonfed to you by genocidal technopedocrats
Carnivory is the rich pre-industrial pre-agriculture healing wisdom of the past

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15438623 No.15438623 [Reply] [Original]

Do you listen to music while you cook? Professional or home cooks welcome. What do you listen to while doing the deed?


>> No.15438644

Usually Pandora or a show I've watched enough to make it comfortable background noise.

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15438580 No.15438580 [Reply] [Original]

It doesnt get any more based than this

>> No.15438597

The Final Table was based, for the most part.

>> No.15438638

Is that like a big last supper full of Jews?

>> No.15438665

Nah dude its on Netflix, the jews are behind the camera

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Iron Chef Japan is the only one worth watching.

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15438554 No.15438554 [Reply] [Original]

What is the burger equivalent of Tina's Frozen burritos if any?
Not white castle frozen burgers. Those are nasty.

Also any other good frozen food that doesn't cost as much as a regular meal?

>> No.15438562

those dollar tree burgs and chicky chicky sandys

>> No.15438571

are you just making those up?

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15438547 No.15438547 [Reply] [Original]

What was his fucking problem?

>> No.15438558

He is your grandpa

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I miss him everyday bros

>> No.15438663

>.t poor and hungry village kid

>> No.15438676

he's bad at being alive

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15438539 No.15438539 [Reply] [Original]

They're just too salty otherwise.

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>> No.15438590

in salt water?

>> No.15438595

I dip them in yoghurt/kefir

>> No.15438598

It depends on the brand to me.

>> No.15438600

yeah just a pinch of salt to replace the salt lost during the boiling process

>> No.15438764

Pro tip: use fruit juice, the sweetness counteracts the saltiness.

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15438521 No.15438521 [Reply] [Original]

Holy fuck this shit is good

>> No.15438525

sloppa shit

>> No.15438544 [DELETED] 

That looks like the trump steak they only feed to niggers.

>> No.15438579

Facts Charley's is bomb

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That's just for breakfast.

>> No.15438735

Man your grandpa must've really liked Arby's.

>> No.15438738

This shit all ends under Biden

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>> No.15438747

looks repulsive. would you even want to really hold this shit in your hands?

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15438479 No.15438479 [Reply] [Original]

>Eat McDonalds for lunch 9 hours ago
>Can still taste the cheese in my mouth

Why did I do this to myself?

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>> No.15438535

Yeah, twice a day.And I sue mouthwash twice a day, and floss in the evenings as well

>> No.15438657

Can I taste the cheese inside your mouth?

>> No.15438661

I get sneezing fits if I eat a McDonalds burger. I don't know what the fuck they do to them.

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That's the best part. It's how you get your money's worth.
Eat a big Mac and you can still taste it when you burp hours later.

Fuck. You guys will complain about anything

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15438437 No.15438437 [Reply] [Original]

Tonight, /ck/, we're making a delightful asian-inspired spicy tuna and ham salad with cra/ck/ers. Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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>> No.15438481

Bow nap old tit

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Top with rock salt, more hot sauce and maybe mash some crackers into the mush before putting the mush on more crackers

>> No.15438615

die in a fucking fire you goddamn assmonkey

>> No.15438690

go suck a fart

>> No.15438768

You two should date.

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15438395 No.15438395 [Reply] [Original]

Dear /ck/, do you eat your kiwi like an apple - skin and all - or do you prefer to peel/scoop the flesh out and discard the skin?

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>> No.15438534

Y-you too

>> No.15438549

this 2 AM slurpee run is for you anon

>> No.15438555

It’s like having a real online gf

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I got some skin you can eat.

>> No.15438592

smegma isn't kiwis anon

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15438358 No.15438358 [Reply] [Original]

How do you boys enjoy your liverwurst? For me it's with toasted pumpernickel, raw onion, pickle, and dijon mustard.

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15438298 No.15438298 [Reply] [Original]

Does /ck/ approve of Vincenzo?

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>> No.15438669

This nigga sucks at cooking if you watch his actual cooking vids. Gabagool you cunt.

>> No.15438681

I just like that his videos make amerifats seethe when he calls their "Authentic Italian Food" trash.

>> No.15438714

guido mad
his food looks good as shit

>> No.15438782

He has the exact same accent as Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in the movie Rat Race. I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.

>> No.15438792

>Enrico is a girl's name.
the fuck

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15438297 No.15438297 [Reply] [Original]

What is it about this dish that makes it so iconic?

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>> No.15438334

1. it's disgusting
that's it. just one reason.

>> No.15438344

150 skyline chilli restaurants have entered the chat

>> No.15438350

Coastie faggots will never understand what good food looks like.

>> No.15438373

>flyover fag with his gruel topped with additional fat and salt via cheese
>coasties have access to ad infinitum ethnicities and the foods from theirs cultures

Just because it's "rugged" or "hearty" doesn't mean it's the fucking pinnacle of cuisine you simpleton

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