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16316107 No.16316107 [Reply] [Original]

>they wanted to make the most unhealthy burger possible
>they removed the lettuce
>they kept the tomato

>> No.16316113

Americans were a mistake

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16315977 No.16315977 [Reply] [Original]

how popular is ethnic food outside of the united states? is it usually made by immigrants?

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>> No.16316024

what ethnicity is soylent

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>> No.16316032
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Enjoying a fine red grape drink from Italia as we liaise

>> No.16316046

what the fuck is "ethnic food"
it's like saying "coloured paint"

>> No.16316066

based hairlinebro

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16315959 No.16315959 [Reply] [Original]

*ruins your burger*

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Ketchup is gross.

>> No.16316116

fuck you nigger, in most exquisite restaurants burgers are not served with ketchup you fucking nigger.

>> No.16316117

Thats not bacon

>> No.16316118

>being this fragile

Gotta love it

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16315955 No.16315955 [Reply] [Original]

At Hooters, ordered the Tex Mex Nachos. What am I in for?

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16315896 No.16315896 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best Chinese Rice?

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>> No.16316013

By straight do you mean gay? In case that matters...

>> No.16316023

you sound pretty gay to me bro

>> No.16316035


>vegans detected

>> No.16316045

Virgin detected

>> No.16316056

>aka loaded penis

vegan insults does not faze a meater

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16315875 No.16315875 [Reply] [Original]

Don't have any chocolate covered gummy bears around, but I found that putting a Hershey's nugget in your mouth with three to four Haribo bears is about as good

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>> No.16315886

grow up

>> No.16315899

I make my own Hershey's nuggets.
They're super vinegary.

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>grow up

Thats a lot of work

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Wow OP looks good! I like making candy surprises too

>> No.16316038

ignore anti-chocolate comments
Chocolate is God-tier
Wouldn’t it be funny if chocolate is healthy too

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16315863 No.16315863 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

i have soy sauce with dumplings
does that contain estrogen
i really hope not

>> No.16315870

Op already a faggot why care at this point.

>> No.16315874

Yes, like a whole pussy full of estrogens. Enjoy your man boons and period you fag.

>> No.16315938

This over exaggerated fear of soy is fucking ridiculous. Now you got young kids freaking out because they accidentily ate something that "might contain traces of soy" or calling someone a soyboy because the put some soy sauce on their chow mein. I'm not saying you should eat fake meat and drink soylent but if you get memed by this half dilated bro science you're a fucking NPC

>> No.16315964

Yes, but it's in such low amounts that as long as you aren't eating like 10 servings of it you'll be fine.

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16315862 No.16315862 [Reply] [Original]

>he asks for a fork at japanese restaurants

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>> No.16316058

> t.literal child or fingerless deformed freak

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manchild needs a fork... kimokimokimomo~

>> No.16316070

why is he cringing at me?? doesnt he know that a proper gentleman needs to follow japanese food etiquette which explicitly states that mixing wasabi and soy sauce is verboten????

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that's a man baby

>> No.16316108


>eats with carved twigs

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16315802 No.16315802 [Reply] [Original]

"Beverage" is to "water" as "food" is to ____

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>> No.16315908

I haven't even read the Bible nor am I religious but my first instinct was to say bread just because of the christ shit I've learned through cultural osmosis.

>> No.16315917

hehe. oh shit, bread. hehe.
hmmm, id have to say, yes, bread. oh shit.

>> No.16315918

Literally any food.

>> No.16315937

Explain this autism, please.

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16315740 No.16315740 [Reply] [Original]

You ever just eat a whole container of frosting?

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>> No.16315960

This nibba never been down the baking aisle of a grocery store

>> No.16316002

not everyone is american

>> No.16316028

What did he mean by this?

>> No.16316034

Yes... the white one...

>> No.16316094

no the fuck. you'd get sick that shit is pure sugar

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16315736 No.16315736 [Reply] [Original]

Charcuterie platter?

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>> No.16315880

You need a bit of fight to get hard though don't you...

>> No.16315890

i got banned from all boards last week for posting a charcuterie platter i made

the reason given was "trolling"

>> No.16315900

No squealin’ no thrillin’

>> No.16315905

You didn't grease the union

>> No.16315922

It's a joke

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16315709 No.16315709 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What do african americans eat?

>> No.16315727

Mud cookies

>> No.16315733

25 to Life

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16315699 No.16315699 [Reply] [Original]

Post foods made for high IQ people.

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>> No.16315784

OP said for /high/ IQ not room temp.

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>> No.16316104

such an underrated food

>> No.16316109

You a gay fish?

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16315665 No.16315665 [Reply] [Original]

I have a $10 Amazon Prime Day coupon. Can /ck/ recommend some essential cooking items I should get?

Thinking about pic related

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>> No.16315849

Fucking bought

>> No.16316075

i thought i was the only one

>> No.16316103

Learned from necessity when I had to peel 60 lbs of potatoes every other day I suppose. At that pace I would occasionally slice over a bit more than the skin but I'm certain I never wasted as much potato as that machine and if I slowed my self down there would be zero waste and I'd still be faster than the machine. I'm only fast with a crossbar style peeler though, I have no idea would use the other type when they are around the same price.

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16315658 No.16315658 [Reply] [Original]

As an American, I decided to visit the fair isles of England, and happening upon the little town of Britbonshire or someshit, I wanted to try their famous fish & chips. Well this venomous old crone asked "DO YOU WANT SCRAPS?".. which left me befuddled, but I checked my guidebook, which suggested "scrap" is bong for "fight". I really didn't want to fight this old lady, but I was hungry, so I agreed. Luckily no fight ensued, and I was left with what could only be described as 'oily scabs' on my fish. I'm so fucking confused, I will never venture onto these cursed isles again.

>> No.16316064

nice blog, faggot

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16315650 No.16315650 [Reply] [Original]

So, the taco meat turned out good last night. Cooking on low for a long period of time while grinding the meat with a wooden spatula was key. Is there a better tool for grinding ground beef into a fine consistency?

>> No.16315698

I usually cram ground beef up my ass and do squats vigorously. This breaks up any large chunks so that they're ready for tacos once they are expelled.

>> No.16315724

wtf are you doing anon

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16315629 No.16315629 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>giving my whole duck a salt and pepper rub before baking
>caressing duck carcass with both hands
>urge to fuck it surges to astronomical levels
Am I going to hell?

>> No.16315642

Yes, thank God.

>> No.16315645

I read duck as dick initially and became very concerned.

>> No.16315656

Give your meat a good old rub

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16315628 No.16315628 [Reply] [Original]

its good

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>> No.16315640

Just how fucking fat are Amerisharts? It's disgusting.

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>eats the whole thing by myself

>> No.16315652

for me, its the Stoffeur's Meatloaf with ketchup glaze and mashed potatoes. the best tiny frozen meal that costs 3 times what a banquet meal does

>> No.16315666

>2X THE MEAT required by the lasagne with meat and sauce standard

>> No.16316096

You're my kinda guy.

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16315625 No.16315625 [Reply] [Original]

fuck off

>> No.16315637

OP is a faggot

>> No.16315726

Better than taco bell

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16315602 No.16315602 [Reply] [Original]

Lucali’s owner was a carpenter, learned how to make pizza by using English muffins, and wants to show us how, but Hota is all over the guy and I didn’t learn anything.

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>put sauce on english muffin
>then put on cheese

hmm.. almost too simple

>> No.16315683

he puts sauce again on top of cheese too
here’s video
he seems genuinely like a decent man
problem is ugly Hoda
the wii fit girl interviewed him and that’s where you can tell he’s a carpenter and he talked about starting out by making English muffin pizzas

>> No.16315685

here’s wii fit girl with him

>> No.16315867

Is this TRL?

>> No.16315907

>is this Total Request Live
American morning tv show, Today Show (NBC)

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