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Why dont all you cutie doll girls come to /r9k/ and be a cutie doll gf to a lonely robot? Its a win/win we get beautiful real life anime gfs and you get showered in our desperate affection.

>> No.9678910

>>9678904
Because I don't want to be a victim when you decide the world is too much and shoot up a theater

>> No.9678914

>>9678910
Thats why we'll have you to distract us from this shitty world. See you all will be doing service for the community!

>> No.9678917

>>9678904
Most of you guys are like really rude

>> No.9678920

>>9678904

Pay me, ugly.

>> No.9678921

>>9678917
Those are only the rare token trolls. The majority of us just wanna be loved, honest!

>> No.9678924

>>9678920
I can pay in love <3

>> No.9678926
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>>9678921
damn, where are the janitors?

>> No.9678929

The problem is that most robots definition of gf is different from other people's definition of gf.

>> No.9678930

>>9678904
because none of you have jobs

>> No.9678931

>>9678929
A gf is someone who will love and care for us until we die. Isn't that everyone's definition?

>> No.9678933

>>9678931
Kinda, the problem is you guys want less of a gf and more of a substitute mom

>> No.9678936

>>9678904
jannies please delete

/r9k/ please end your lives

>> No.9678938

>>9678933
Its not our faults, its the only female affection we know, besides anime. Its what were comfortable with.

>> No.9678940

>>9678936
No, im not some pile of garbage to be thrown away! Have a heart.

>> No.9678942

i thought all robots were flaming faggots though??

>> No.9678943
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9678943

Look,i can understand you guys are sad and want love and I wish you to get better and find a gf or even a bf and be both happy but by all means, for the love of mana, please stop shitting the board.

>> No.9678945

>>9678938
But that's the problem, most men are mentally teenagers while you guys are mentally little kids. That's not attractive

>> No.9678949

>>9678942
Its just those trap trolls from /lgbt/ they have nothing to do with us.

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9678952

>>9678943
Then help us!

>> No.9678954

>>9678945
Were shut ins that watch anime all day. How are we supposed to not be mentally children? We are completely dependent on others. We need help!

>> No.9678957

>>9678949
why don't you guys try to save your board? it looks really bad you know

>> No.9678959

>>9678952
i'm literally cackling at this response

>> No.9678960

>>9678957
We're complete pushovers. We were never taught to stick up for ourselves, just always take the path of least resistance. Only a small few of us have enough back bone to try. But its futile.

>> No.9678962

>>9678960
well that is sad, i really think trap posters should be banned at this point

>> No.9678963
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9678963

>/r9k/

>> No.9678965

if you stopped being a manchild, treated women like people, and had lower standards you might actually have a chance

>> No.9678966

>>9678959
See we can make you laugh, we're not so bad.

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>>9678965
Thats asking too muuuuch!

>> No.9678971

>>9678962
I agree. I want my board back to its beauty, but its too late. They're like a scar that never heals because we keep picking at it.

>> No.9678972
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9678972

My experience with r9k personalities range from interaction with women haters to gays, transsexuals, absurd fetishists, furfags, 'traps' and trolls. Not a single cute, lonely boy.
While there may have been cute, lonely boys on r9k once, I sincerely doubt there are any left now. The entire board is such a mess, and I only feel disgusted whenever I go there now. Which is why I've decided to stop altogether.

>> No.9678978

>>9678970
>being a decent, functioning adult human being
>too much


>>9678971
If I had my way anyone who spends over x amount of time on /r9k/ daily would be IP banned from here.
I also find it incredibly stupid that a group that boils down to whining about 'tfw no gf' decided to settle on a board where the catch is to post unique content

>> No.9678980

>>9678972
Its not our fault or board is based on an extremely vague perception on life and how life treats you. And went from being a nice place for social rejects to communicate to where everyone that is a complete outcast to society rectify their disgusting actions by being completely insane.

>> No.9678988

>>9678978
The ideals we have were hammered into our fragile psyche by either our abusive authority figures or environment. You cant ask us to completely give up on how we preserve the world, as it just feels like you're trying to manipulate us into thinking your way, which makes us defensive and unresponsive.

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>>9678972
As someone who has been lurking /r9k/ for a few years, i can only agree with what this Anon said.
/r9k/ is a shit and should commit mass sudoku.

>> No.9678991

>>9678988
Man the problem with /r9k/ is that you refuse to improve yourself in any way. And then you just blame all your issues on external factors so you don't have to feel guilty for being literally worthless. No girl would ever want to be with somebody who spends all their time wallowing in self-pity.

>> No.9678996

>>9678980
What the frick are you even talking about, Anon?

>> No.9678997
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>>9678991
He wants you to save him.

>> No.9679000

>>9678991
How can you improve your self when you don't know how to? Do you blame the bird for its inability to fly because it was never taught how to? Do you blame the predator itself for going hungry because it was never taught how to hunt? No, all responsibilities do not fall solely on you. Alot of things in your life shape the person you are, its not all on you.

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>>9679000
>its not all on you.
Ye, shift the blame, senpai. It's not your fault. You never thought of watching and learning from others because nobody ever told you to do that.
Could it actually be that you just are underage, lazy, stupid normie trash?
Nah, couldn't be. It's not your fault you're this delusional.

>> No.9679010

>>9679000
That's a terrible analogy and you know it.

>> No.9679015

If you're cute girls i might consider adopting one of you and be your gf and love you lots
Trap and trannies don't count.

>> No.9679017

Kinda wanna punch a robot kinda wanna hug one out of pity. Pat his head and tell him he's not too far gone and that there's hope for him yet.
Get your fucking shit together guys

>> No.9679028

>>9678972
I used to post fake stories of unrequited love on r9k for fun. Looking back at it now I didin't think my "she'll never notice me uwuu T^T" stories would contribute to such a sad board culture.

>> No.9679030

>>9679000
Birds learn how to fly out of necessity and instinct. Birds aren't taught to fly they just get tossed from their nest and they learn real quick.

>> No.9679047

>>9678904
lolcow pls

>> No.9679049
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>>9679028
While I can feel pity for people who are truly alone and depressed, I can't pity those who feel as if girls "owe" them anything. These people are usually the ones who are quickest to snap and turn to the old "if you won't date me then it proves all women are evil".
The saddest are the ones who never try to improve themselves, but somehow expect a woman to fly in like an angel and fix them. One of my old friends fell for this shit and thought she could help a robot. She couldn't, and it only ended up making her depressed for almost a year as a result. Robots on r9k claim to want to change, needing only a 'gf' to do so, but inevitably doesn't, secretly wishing to remain in what is familiar and comfortable.

>> No.9679059

>>9678924
You can't buy dresses with love you fucktard

>> No.9679061

I should have been sticking nerds' heads in toilets while I had the chance

>> No.9679062

>>9678980
Its not youre just not allowed to post the same things on repeat. That board could be about anything but you fags just get together to circle jerk in sadness

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>> No.9679074

>>9679064
I posted my info in that thread to be a sugar baby and no one even responded.

>> No.9679085

>>9679074
They don't have money lmao

>> No.9679090

>>9679000
LEARN NIGGA YOU HAVE THE INTERNET AT YOUR DISPOSAL

>> No.9679093

>>9679059
Amen, sister

This thread is amusing though so I'm not going to bother reporting it.

>> No.9679102

I wish you guys would leave this board.

>> No.9679113

>That feel when you browse both boards and people like this make you look bad

pls go, you're alone for a reason

>> No.9679118

>>9678904
/r9k/ has been my homeboard since its inception
/cgl/ has been my secondary board
even though I'm female I relate far, far more to social outcasts
dressing uniquely is like an escape from the turmoil
I've been on /r9k/ all day for fuck's sake, even though I work a normal job and had to shitpost from the breakroom or restroom

I met my gf of 3 years on /r9k/
I have no interest in dating anyone else
/r9k/ is not for hookups
/r9k/ is not for making relationships
that is what /soc/ is for
don't shit up /cgl/ looking for a gf
shit up /soc/
shit up /s4s/
shit up /b/
stop shitposting, think before you post