New Engrish Thread

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New Engrish Thread Anonymous Thu Aug 6 18:21:47 2015 No.8536384 [Reply] [Original]

Haven't seen one in a while. Share all of your bizarre translations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 18:53:32 2015 No.8536447 File: 1.78 MB, 240x192, mantis-lol.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8536384 i spat at my screen in laughter it's not even that funny, i just expected something like "wow happy play day!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 18:58:29 2015 No.8536459 File: 57 KB, 350x274, hellokitty-very-huppy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >huppy >>8536447 I came across it while I was browsing the San-X web shop. Google translate is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 19:47:19 2015 No.8536558 >>8536384 What is that thing supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 19:51:48 2015 No.8536576 >>8536459 Three of the middle pictures are exactly the same, wut

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 19:57:48 2015 No.8536595 >>8536558 Mamegoma is one of the San-X mascots. It's a seal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 20:00:20 2015 No.8536601 File: 229 KB, 485x600, fistinglove.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 20:04:25 2015 No.8536614 File: 296 KB, 819x450, TB29OBlapXXXXcdXXXXXXXXXXXX_!!124650344.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Poo doll

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 20:41:56 2015 No.8536692 File: 28 KB, 180x281, CA0_BQeUYAEEe7E.png-large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:04:59 2015 No.8536758 File: 141 KB, 640x590, FunnyPic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:06:19 2015 No.8536761 >>8536692 Lel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:10:04 2015 No.8536766 >>8536758 Wow, nothing like a sexy urethra. DAMNNN

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:34:24 2015 No.8536799 File: 102 KB, 1024x600, mandarakedoll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:34:29 2015 No.8537024 >>8536601 I didn't know I needed this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:40:34 2015 No.8537038 >>8536558 a damn rare mamegoma

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:45:09 2015 No.8537042 >>8536614 they tried.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:55:27 2015 No.8537062 >>8536601 Where can I get this shirt? I need it for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 03:13:24 2015 No.8537215 File: 1.80 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20150807_030738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing extreme, but I found this in the corner of my wardrobe. >If you want loose this shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:12:24 2015 No.8537624 >>8536601 This is not engrish, is /d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:22:36 2015 No.8537647 >>8536576 Nono, the fun has a slightly lower face than the huppy and the very huppy has more squinted eyes with winks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:29:11 2015 No.8537661 File: 73 KB, 800x600, 20150807_162634-800x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just recently I realized my bedsheets are written in engrish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:33:51 2015 No.8537668 Who has a picture of the "motherfucker" shirt? This thread needs it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:29:43 2015 No.8537730 File: 183 KB, 780x1052, img_20150807_160619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's some on random shit I bought in china. Mirror

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:31:03 2015 No.8537736 File: 178 KB, 780x1052, img_20150807_160944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Notepad

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:32:15 2015 No.8537742 File: 267 KB, 780x1052, img_20150807_161041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paperfile

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:33:24 2015 No.8537743 File: 380 KB, 780x1052, img_20150807_160423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Comb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:00:53 2015 No.8537795 >>8537062 Judging by the sizes in the picture, unless your friend is a 5 year old, it's not going to fit them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:18:08 2015 No.8537834 >>8536459 >>8536758 why didn't you just screenshot the webpage?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:51:38 2015 No.8537888 >>8536614 this is a swankiss replica. swankiss actually fucking released these

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:19:02 2015 No.8537938 File: 104 KB, 524x573, FSv964F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >condensation >>8537834 I don't know what webpage the Hello Kitty one is from. I just had the picture saved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:32:15 2015 No.8537962 File: 61 KB, 240x320, aatp_tshirt_eldorado-104P709_add2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8537668 Flying fuck, not motherfucker. I knew I was remembering it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 19:43:17 2015 No.8538726 File: 270 KB, 1545x864, Screen Shot 2015-01-12 at 5.10.46 PM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 20:20:07 2015 No.8538803

>>8536384
Where's best place to get that isn't an overpriced reseller? I don't even need it in rare I just want a bean seal to love. It's not fair that everything is either Rilakuma or Hello Kitty; I can't even find Sabokappa shit without them being marked up to infinity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:00:41 2015 No.8538887 >>8536614 I think it's a play between Poodle and Poodoll. Good idea bad execution

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:01:50 2015 No.8538890 File: 56 KB, 184x254, 234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:01:56 2015 No.8538891 >>8536384 better than rare pepe. a damn rare mamegoma

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:03:55 2015 No.8538895 File: 645 KB, 1200x1467, tumblr_miwticTKQa1s71q1zo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8538890

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:05:01 2015 No.8538898 >>8538895 Holy shit I didn't realize how big that image was, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:06:27 2015 No.8538900 >>8538895 i kek'ed so hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:06:35 2015 No.8538901 >>8538890 welp we know who they're trying to pull the wool over

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:06:56 2015 No.8538903 File: 413 KB, 1280x1707, 3244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are actually based on bad doujin translations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:17:01 2015 No.8538930 >>8537736 this isn't a bad translation, its a fucking prophecy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:19:48 2015 No.8538933 >>8538726 Everyone needs an ass bra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:21:03 2015 No.8538935 >>8538803 Uh... you do realize this is an Engrish thread, right? Not a shopping site thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:22:43 2015 No.8538939 >>8538895 this isn't Engrish, it's Liartown, gtfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:23:44 2015 No.8538944 >>8537743 >Stick it out can get want lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:37:05 2015 No.8538962 >>8538891 I'm never saying "rare" again. Everything is now damn rare. Damn rare pepes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:46:18 2015 No.8538974 >>8537938 >emotion sweatshirt I fucking desire this. w2c

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:14:40 2015 No.8539004 >>8538903 Where can I buy this? I have a need

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:29:45 2015 No.8539029 File: 172 KB, 600x800, 1407328220523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always relevant

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:30:48 2015 No.8539031 File: 144 KB, 496x662, ss+(2014-12-29+at+08.34.50).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8539029

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 03:07:16 2015 No.8539504 >>8536558 Bean Seal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 05:14:00 2015 No.8539637 >>8538895 >Chicken Silk I lost it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:37:09 2015 No.8540879 File: 17 KB, 812x102, engrish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8536384 Well, they were close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:58:10 2015 No.8540912 File: 403 KB, 760x475, poodoll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8538887 Sorry, I'm not that familiar with Swankiss. Is Poodoll some kind of series of spin-off brand of theirs? When I googled it I found mostly a whole lot of pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:12:02 2015 No.8540934 >>8539004 It used to be http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=520254978149&spm=a310v.4.88.1

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:13:16 2015 No.8540935 >>8540912 It's just the theme of their spring series from this year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:43:44 2015 No.8540983 File: 88 KB, 750x750, Free-shipping-enamel-ceramic-coffee-mug-with-cover-bird-sheep-deer-squirrel-4-designs-optional-cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:27:08 2015 No.8541132 File: 57 KB, 600x800, stupidshirt4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:54:15 2015 No.8541184 >>8538890 >idiot white people I died

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:53:00 2015 No.8541295 >>8537661 cursiveishard.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:03:04 2015 No.8542346 >>8539031 I really really really need this. I might have to make it myself but I fucking love that MS paint drawing and the weird random fabric.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:10:52 2015 No.8542351 >>8537661 Your pillow sounds drunk and lonely

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:18:36 2015 No.8542364 >>8541132 >dickin a mouth my favorite is that it says transform under everything. i almost want this shirt, but what would i even do with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:04:29 2015 No.8542429 >>8539031 >YOU ARE ADOPTED my sides

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:35:46 2015 No.8542576 File: 84 KB, 230x357, he refused to fight foot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can't even think of what the original meaning would have been

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:13:41 2015 No.8542976 File: 618 KB, 480x636, spr 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some lovely Engrish from my Sexpot Revenge parka

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:14:43 2015 No.8542978 File: 672 KB, 642x505, spr2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8542976

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:24:51 2015 No.8543113 >>8539031 If I saw someone wearing this in public I'd probably burst out laughing until I'm in tears. I hope that never actually happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:28:29 2015 No.8543125 >>8540983 sheep of a feather... >>8542976 I GOT JIGGY WITH IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:58:57 2015 No.8543223 File: 325 KB, 1080x301, fyeabs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8542976 now in reaction size

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:19:43 2015 No.8543276 >>8538903 Flat chested -> poor milk Babyface -> baby fat Whoever did this is a genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 00:16:08 2015 No.8543758 File: 51 KB, 160x162, veryhuppy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8536459 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 00:29:51 2015 No.8543779 >>8539031 WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 00:32:50 2015 No.8543784 File: 1.05 MB, 2592x1936, Japan 638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 00:38:24 2015 No.8543794 File: 186 KB, 484x390, Screen Shot 2015-08-09 at 9.37.53 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my favorite character's bio on his website is:

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 23:08:48 2015 No.8546043 File: 186 KB, 750x575, IMG_20150810_230631_4256855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"what's your favorite color?" >snow-tooth" oh aliexpress

>>	Curry Time Tue Aug 11 01:48:53 2015 No.8546385 File: 91 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A collab of things I saw on my latest trip to Tokyo

>>	Curry Time Tue Aug 11 01:50:01 2015 No.8546388 File: 115 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8546385

>>	Curry Time Tue Aug 11 01:59:43 2015 No.8546422 File: 173 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8546388

>>	Curry Time Tue Aug 11 02:01:38 2015 No.8546427 File: 99 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8546422 My personal favorite

>>	Curry Time Tue Aug 11 02:02:46 2015 No.8546431 File: 155 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8546427

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 02:18:48 2015 No.8546463 File: 145 KB, 299x309, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 02:21:00 2015 No.8546467 >>8546463 wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 04:25:18 2015 No.8546642 >>8537795 The size is irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 04:32:32 2015 No.8546655 File: 3 KB, 125x111, 1427335473835s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8543794 >moist and bright personality >moist

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:59:11 2015 No.8547210 >>8546655 anon do you have a bigger version of that pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 12:00:11 2015 No.8547212 File: 742 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-08-07-23-02-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >almost leather

Anonymous Tue Aug 11 12:07:52 2015 No.8547224
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I have so many engrish-y clothes from the last Aliexpress thread
This one's backwards because for some reason the seller is only using mirror selfies as stock photos but it says "wow porno star"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 14:12:10 2015 No.8547426 File: 131 KB, 640x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8547224

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 14:13:56 2015 No.8547430 >>8547426 i love it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 14:20:24 2015 No.8547439 >>8547212 Honestly, "almost leather" is a better label than "vegan leather". Stores like Urban Outfitters have started labeling their pleather items as vegan leather and it sounds pretentious as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 15:56:01 2015 No.8547641 >>8547224 Actual mirror selfie shirts would be great

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:04:21 2015 No.8547647 >>8536558 Looks like a seal to me, sorta reminds me of the seal pokemon

Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:19:11 2015 No.8547667

>>8537962
What's the Flying Fuck shirt called anyway? It's perfect, I really want it. Where can I get one?

The other picture I've seen is for ants and that one's too wonky, does anyone have a clear big picture of the print so I can at least make myself one illegally? I don't think I've ever wanted anything this badly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:23:48 2015 No.8547676 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_lyJt2T3GY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:26:47 2015 No.8547681 >>8547667 It's part of AatP's El Dorado series. It pops up secondhand every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:30:39 2015 No.8547688 >>8538935 That's cool anon, you don't know where to get one, that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:35:25 2015 No.8547699 >>8541132 Damn, now my sides are in orbit AND I want to buy this shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 23:42:29 2015 No.8548596 File: 26 KB, 400x400, 1964807_10206268902106041_7710201665930127157_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8547439

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 23:52:29 2015 No.8548614 >>8543794 >Nearby children brb dying

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