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7873750 No.7873750 [Reply] [Original]

How big is too big for breasts? Like what's the level where you start recommending people bind a little or consider more suitable outfits for their cow udders?

>> No.7873753

Depends on the cosplay, really.
But what mostly irks me is when people crossplay and don't bother with binding their breasts at all, and then get pissed when people ask them who they are or if they are doing a gender bent version

>> No.7873754

when u can kick 'em

>> No.7873757

i feel sorry for her back

>> No.7874114

It's my personal belief that there is no such thing as too big. The boobs should fit the character, though, so I suppose more than two cups up would hurt the presentation.

>> No.7874128

Google Amy Anderssen

I think that's how it's spelled anyway.

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no such thing as too big

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>>7874160

>> No.7874420

Depends on the person and what they're wearing and the look they want. Yaya and Nigri's boobs look so fucking retarded in all their cosplays but actually in normal clothes and bikinis they look real good.

I think for cosplays you should aim to match what the character has bearing in mind anime proportions are always kinda dumb and should be evened out slightly. So if a character looks like a 34EE, aim to look like a 34DD. If a character looks like a 32D, try for a 32C or 30D kinda thing. Obviously it all depends on your overall build and what you've got to work with but I think basically dropping a size, whichever way fits your body best, is the way to go. Moving things down one notch means you've still got plenty going on and you're at no risk of things getting stupid.

>> No.7874423

>>7874165
Oh my god I would bury my face so deep in those neither man nor beast could pull me free.

>> No.7874466

Threads like these make me feel like I'm in a very small minority for liking my smaller breasts. The idea of having huge tits really disgusts me, and while I like fooling around with girls who do have big breasts, I find them less attractive than slimmer girls with the proportions to match.

As far as cosplay goes, just try to match the character, obviously. Pad for the tittymonsters, bind if you've got cowtits and are trying to cosplay a young girl/moe type. Inaccurate breast size isn't a huge deal, but I do find huge tits on a flat character to be more off-putting than a girl with smaller breasts trying to cosplay a busty woman without padding. That being said, asking a fatty to bind their tits rarely fixes the problem, imo.

And I think lolitas with huge tits usually look kind of off. Flatter is better, imo, for that fashion.

>> No.7874473

>>7874466

i think most gay/bi women prefer small to average sized breasts

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The sexiness of breasts based on size is limited according to their perkiness.

As soon as they're dangling off her rib cage they're not sexy, no matter how big.

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>> No.7874632

No such thing as too big.
OP I think the question is how gay is too gay?

>> No.7874855

>>7874473
Small breasts has its own genre of porn and there are, believe it or not, guys who like smaller. Not by virtue that that genre exists, but not everyone shares the same tastes universally.

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There is no such thing as "too big". Anime and video game characters are known for their ginormous boobs. And even if the character's boobs AREN'T that big... it's still pretty cool to look at. It's like saying "How sexy is too sexy?"

Of course, this is all nullified if you're fat. Fat chicks shouldn't cosplay outside of special niche fat person characters, like Ursala from the Little Mermaid or something.

>> No.7874871

>>7874466
As a lolita, I hate my big breasts. I prefer smaller breasts overall as well. They don't do anything for me personally other than limit the amount of clothing I can wear and hurt my back.

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>> No.7875060

>>7874862
>>7874632
>>7874114
Guys have such shit taste, jesus.

>> No.7875130

>>7874466
>Threads like these make me feel like I'm in a very small minority for liking my smaller breasts.

You must be new because you are not at all the minority.

>but I do find huge tits on a flat character to be more off-putting than a girl with smaller breasts trying to cosplay a busty woman without padding

They're equal for looking shitty if you can't properly bind/pad. Improper binding still looks like moobs or can pose health risk if one binds too tightly, while improper padding can look unnatural/create obvious bra lines that come up lower than where real bras go. Padding under a nude leotard is also obvious for small breasts/crossplay. It goes both ways, really.

>> No.7875161

WHEN IN DOUBT, COSPLAY QUEENS BLADE.

>> No.7875165

>>7875130
Sorry for not keeping track of /cgl/'s average breast size. And yeah, both can look bad if done improperly, but I'm still more grossed out by huge tits on flat characters than vice versa.
>opinions man

>> No.7875173

>>7874896
Who is this?

>> No.7875177

>>7875161
DON'T FORGET SENRAN KAGURA

>> No.7875260

>>7873750
Lindze is the best.

Also how is there no Hotaru Tenshi in this thread? For shame.

>>7874155
Jesus Christ, my dick.

>> No.7875418

>>7875173
Dangan Ronpa's Aoi Asahina

>> No.7875426

>>7874871
This. I'm hoping shedding the pounds will revert me to my high school bust. I had it good back then and didn't know it.

>> No.7875454

>>7875161
Literally the only cosplays I can do now are from fucking Queen's Blade. This thread makes me hate my boobs. I qualify now for breast reduction surgery because more than 5 percent of my body weight is my breast tissue. I had no control of this since the growth was due to an imbalance of hormones. Which is why every time I lose weight my boobs stay the same but I lose inches of my waist and hips. Watch video for reference on how fucking shitty it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5591R3f6dBQ

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>> No.7875615

>>7875454
>I qualify now for breast reduction surgery because more than 5 percent of my body weight is my breast tissue.

Learn something new every day.

>> No.7875618

>>7875454
>now
Now? How does that work? How old are you that they didn't stop growing?

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>> No.7875627

>>7875625
Oh man, I love her lip gloss.

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>> No.7875633

>>7875454
Wait I actually qualify as well? Thank god

>> No.7875638

>>7875454
Can we see them nude?

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>> No.7875649

>>7874473
I must be a minority of a minority then, because I most certainly welcome big glorious milky tits.
My own are pert b's, and they're alright, but there's nothing quite like a sweet pair of melons bigger than your head to bury yourself in.
I will however say that there is a difference between fatty-chan boobs and just, big boobs. Natural trumps fake, but fake boobies have an appeal all their own. It's the bimbo factor, /d/ totally understands me there.
>>7873757
There are exercises than are easy and quick that help that. Weak latissimus dorsi muscles and poor posture would make anyone's back hurt them, especially the well endowed.
>>7875454
I'm sorry you feel that way about them, do you want to reduce them all the way down or keep it at a higher medium? There's nothing wrong with wanting to improve your own happiness, but once you take out the tissue you can't grow it back or put more in, so I would advice against being too knife happy with removing too much. I wish you the best of luck!

>> No.7875650

>>7875625
Jesus Christ. What is her name?

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>> No.7875657

>>7874160
>no pigtails
>no mask
Man, I love tits and all, but that costume's literally just to show off her body. She doesn't give a shit about the craft or the source material. Hell, she probably commissioned it.

>> No.7875660

>>7875656
Awkward pose, but cute.

>> No.7875661

>>7875454
Hey man, love the body you're in and all. Though I can understand if it's giving you back pain. Must suck bad. Just be ready for nasty scarring, unfortunately. Even the best reductions leave them.

>> No.7875664

>>7875661
This, a one time fling of mine had huge tits, and scars from one end to the other from a couple reductions. For one reason or another her boobflesh grew back both times and her skin never recovered.

>> No.7875727

>>7875618
She clearly said when she loses weight her boobs stay the same
So what's obviously happened is she's lost weight so her boobs are larger IN PROPORTION

>> No.7875826

>>7875638
You do not want to see them.

>>7875618
I'm 25 and I was a 34H last year and I am now a 34J. I gained weight but the majority went to my breasts. They also get bigger around my period so bad that bras that fit a week earlier now have breast tissue spilling over. I'm on hormone therapy for it and is seems to be keeping them getting any bigger.

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>> No.7875852

why not get /fit/?

not just "lose weight"

strengthen your back muscles

>> No.7875865

>>7875657
Have you never heard of Marie Claude Bourbonnais? She was Jessica Nigri before there was Jessica Nigri. She sews her own costumes but yeah she doesnt give a shit about the source material. She panders to her fanboys and has no self respect. But at least shes nice unlike Yaya and Nigri.

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>> No.7875988

>>7875865
granted, but her costume accuracy always stops at her head. I don't get why she won't wear wigs

>> No.7876346

>>7875826
On the contrary, I'd love to see them.

>> No.7876347

>>7875826
Are they really that bad? Let's see.

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>>7876346
>>7876347

>> No.7876404

>>7876384
fuuucck yaaaaassssss

>> No.7876414

>>7876384
God bless

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>>7874160
>>7875657
She does have the pigtails and mask for Mika, just not in the video you posted...
Marie-Claude is actually a super talented crafts person, she makes everything herself. Her work with leather and latex is crazy impressive.

>> No.7876424

>>7876416
She actually has a studio and group of people who do a lot of work with her as well just FYI. Yes she makes a lot of her costumes but she also has people and a workspace that helps. She talks about it when she gave a breakdown of making her yoko rifle on a lathe in her workshop.

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>>7876384

>> No.7876430

>>7876427
Love your brows.

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>>7876427

>> No.7876432

>>7876384
Jesus. You're gorgeous. And your boobs don't look at all that bad. I think you carry it very well. Do you have a Tumblr or anything?

>> No.7876439

>>7875454
Get the reduction. I got it; one of the best decisions of my life. Everything became a lot easier to do. Suddenly I didn't hate running anymore.

I also find that the quality of attention I get has gone up. I don't know why but it seems like only immature people care about big breasts. Yeah I guess they're nice to look at/play with, but you have to live with them and they're only going to look more disgusting as you get older.

>> No.7876529

>>7876432
>And your boobs don't look at all that bad.
No, they look good

>> No.7876602

>>7876416
But now we can't hate as much

>> No.7876615

>>7876439
I've noticed that, too. Not trying to create a bias, but I noticed that teenaged boys to like probably 23 years old care more about huge tits. When I've dated people who were 26 or 28, they either prefer smaller or just don't give a shit because they're more of an ass guy or some other body part turns them on.

>> No.7876628

>>7876615
>>7876439
I've noticed it as well. One of my ex's use to only want girls with big boobs but then later as he matured, stopped caring at all.

>> No.7876671

>>7875727
>>7875826
Alright, that makes sense. I can imagine they probably look bad due to the type of fat that is there now.

>> No.7876682

>>7876615
I don't get it; how is preferring asses to tits more mature? I myself am an ass lover, but I can appreciate a good set of tits.

>> No.7876714

>>7876682
>>7876615

plenty of immature assmen
groups of guys hollering at every ass that goes by

isnt it funny no one goes for an ass reduction when their ass gets groped

>> No.7876715

>>7876682
I didn't say it made them more mature. Maybe you meant to quote >>7876439

And, it sounds like they referring to those who make a large chest out to be everything, or the guys who claim they won't put their dick in a girl unless she's a J-cup. The reality of the situation is that they're full of shit and they'd take whatever they could get and/or don't realize how burdensome a large chest actually is. The only good thing about big chests is that they're big. The cons outweigh the pros:

>more difficult shopping for bras
>needing to buy XL or XXL shirts and feel like a fatass doing so even if you aren't fat
>back aches
>rolling into armpit while sleeping
>stretch marks
>nipples like salami slices
>sagging earlier than your smaller chested friends and being able to play hackey sack with your tits

>> No.7876717

>>7876714
You're right, they don't go for an ass reduction. They just wind up buying clothes that hide their ass (i.e- shapeless sweats or maxi skirts) or starve to make it smaller or do exercises to make it smaller/tighter.

>> No.7876756

>>7876715
>rolling into armpit while sleeping
im only a c cup and i still get this ugh

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>>7876431
>>7876427
>>7876384

Ahhhh don't post me!

>> No.7876763

>>7876439
I'm 28 and I still really like big tits. I don't really think I'm immature; I enjoy intelligent conversation, reading, responsibility and all that. It's just kind of a personal preference. I'd most certainly pick personality over breasts. I've dated some awful crazy/bitchy girls with great boobs and I now know I was thinking with my little anon. While I've moved past that, that doesn't change the fact that I really like them. I just don't let it control me anymore.

>> No.7876769

>>7876760
Why not? I'm grateful that anon did. You look lovely and your cosplay is pretty spot-on. As I asked before, do you have like a tumblr or anything? I'd totally follow you.

>> No.7876771

>>7876760
When you're a trip fag people who who you are.

>> No.7876779

>>7876771
Yeah, that's the truth. I used to tripfag and holy shit do people follow every goddamn thing you do. It's like you're an e-celeb without any of the fans.

>> No.7876782

>>7876779
Spoony go away.

>> No.7876783

>>7876763
Emotionally immaturity, anon.

>> No.7876785

>>7876782
Ew no. I doubt anyone knows my trip here, even if I still used it. And I'm very grateful for that.

>> No.7876786

>>7874401
she looks like the yoga instructor from orange is the new black

>> No.7876789

>>7876783
I'd say I'm fairly emotionally mature too. I can take no for an answer, I know how to read the mood, I don't instantly fall in love with the first girl to say hi to me and so on. I'm an adult and I act like it.
Though immaturity does have it's time and place.

>> No.7876793

>>7876769
Stop acting like a huge creep

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>>7876769
sigh…my tumblr is my tripfag name on here. Just don't anon me asking me spread my ass or post my feet like other creeps on tumblr do.

>> No.7876805

>>7876793
I'm a girl.

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>>7876804

>> No.7876814

>>7876804
I will never understand why people like seeing assholes or feet. I just don't get it.
Thanks, by the way.

>> No.7876817

>>7876760
awww, cmon, you're my waifu as of now

>> No.7876818

>>7876805

cant girls be creepy?
are you gay or bi?

>> No.7876831

Breast that are around the size of the head are where I start getting concerned.

>> No.7876835

>>7876756
As a B-cup at my fattest, now I am curious.

>> No.7876840

This thread just made me remember my interactions with girls suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. It's so sad talking to girls who think they're really fat or flat-chested or something they aren't when in reality they're just fine, even beautiful. I have one long-standing friend whom I think has it and she constantly says she wants implants in her boobs and butt because they're "flat", but I'd be surprised if she was under an E-cup and her hips are super wide and but very curvy. She's really pretty, but just doesn't see it. It gets hard at times when she refuses to listen to anything anyone says.

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>> No.7876853

>>7876811
Oh jesus christ I was showing of my recent purchase of my jelly flats.

>>7876805
Oh thank god

>> No.7876858

>>7876853
Actually I wasn't the one who posted that. I'm a dude.

But ouch.

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Okay, like if you want to see my tumblr and shit, just go right to my url instead of posting it all over this thread. I know tumblr is public and I'm a tripfag, but it makes it still makes me uneasy.

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>>7876871
you should be flabbergasted, you became the waifu of many anons

>> No.7876922

>>7876763
>>7876789
You're really desperate for validation there, aren't you?

>>7876805
Alright well, hopefully you understand how it would be creepy if you didn't say that.

>> No.7876932

>>7876814
" The somatosensory homunculus is the sensory map of your brain in your body. You’ll notice that the feet are immediately adjacent to the genitals. So even though your feet are at one end of you actual body and your genitals are in the middle, as far as your brain is concerned, they’re right next to each other. " - Emily whatever

>> No.7876933

>>7875454
But Queen's Blade girls are awesome, beautiful and powerful. I would love to be the one who loved you and your breasts to the point where you felt confident and powerful.

>> No.7876940

>>7875826
No way you're a 34 band size.

Any ways, I would LOVE to have tits has big as yours. I'm a 30F and they are the size of a fucking apple.People are always like "Oh wow you're a F cup, you must have HUGE boobs" and it's like "lol no ): Just tiny ass tits over here"

>> No.7876942

>>7876933
Okay, now, THAT is creepy.

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>> No.7876972

>>7876805
Having a vagina doesn't make you any less of a creep.

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>>7876940
I'm on the European size. But my bra tag says 34J. In American sized I am a 34i. I know it varies between brands but I wear are Elomi and Wacoal. In Elomi I'm a 34J but in Wacoal I'm a 34GG. I have no fucking idea how they come up with these sizes. Pic related. I have this exact bra and in 34J.

>> No.7876981

>>7876966
of all goddamn slutty and tittied characters out there why did she choose elizabeth

>> No.7876990

>>7875639
I'm not normally into heavier women, but Jesus Christ if HotaruTenshi doesn't do it for me. Plus i actually do like most of her costumes.

>> No.7877000

>>7875060
Small breasts detected

>> No.7877005

>>7876793
>Stop saying someone looks good
Ok then

>> No.7877030

>>7875060
lol i just came from the fap thread then came to this.
This thread is a sight for sore eyes.

>> No.7877043

>>7875060
>there is no such thing as "too big" if the woman still looks well-put-together overall

Happy?

>> No.7877076

>>7877000
You do realize that you can be self loathing with large breasts, right? We've only covered that in this thread and every lolita thread where girls are too big for burando. Read next time.

>> No.7877142

>>7875911
ew the boobs look moldy ahaha

>> No.7877150

>>7876760
you are gorgeous, but if your breasts hurt your back and are a problem, then you should get surgery for sure. it wont take away from your beauty, thats for sure!

>> No.7877177

>>7876760
Cosplay Pochaco not Sonico.

>> No.7877225

>>7876990
She is a huge bitch. I've spoken to her. She only ever cosplays characters that show gratuitous amounts of cleavage and talks about her tits pretty much nonstop. She even stuffs people's faces into her tits. But GOD HELP YOU if you bring them up at all, because "UGH, I DON'T DO IT SO PEOPLE CAN STARE AT MY BOOBS!"

>> No.7877229

>>7877225
is this yaya

>> No.7877233

>>7877225
Eh. Still think she's hot. I don't know her and I don't form opinions of people based on what other people say about them, particularly when there's no real reason to believe besides say-so. But eh. Really my comment was about her body. I'm just saying that while I'm not normally a fan of heavier women, I think HotaruTenshi is insanely sexy. If she was the reincarnation of Hitler she'd still be really hot. Just a bitch.

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>>7877233

Not even /fit/ and their love for high test women for alpha males would find that attractive
but whatever gets your motor running

>> No.7877281

>tfw not /fit/ enough to be acknowledged by girls like this thread
It's like my late teens all over again... Except I'm in my mid 20's
>fug ;_;

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>>7877281
All these women are disgusting anon. Just how ugly are you?

>> No.7877311

>This entire thread

I think I got the thickness sickness.

I need to get me a curvy girl, sweet jesus.

>> No.7877320

>>7877311
Curvy girl > Pig stuffed into a corset.

>> No.7877324

>>7877301
>>All these women are disgusting anon.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. You might need to lay off the 2D girls for a while son.

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>>7877324
Lard ass detected kek!

>> No.7877359

>>7877337
Nah, just a skinny dude who like big titties and a decent face. Nice try though!

>> No.7877385

>>7877320
A curvy girl always borders on fat, I'd rather not have heart disease as a wife.

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>>7877359
Decent? That's inbred shit faced you filthy casual.

>> No.7877571

>>7877359
>and a decent face
nigga this is a big tits thread not a nice face thread
it really doesn't matter when she's your fap fodder and not your girlfriend

>> No.7877631

>>7875454
Oh my gosh I know your pain so much. I haven't gone to the doctor to see if my boobs are from a hormonal imbalance, but I'm currently rocking a 30J Panache bra and exercise hasn't done much to make a dent. I've gotten to a point where I'm slightly considering a reduction so I could be an F again. Like another anon said, having to go up extra sizes for clothes and stuff is so frustrating after a while. But if it's any consolation you rock your body type like nobody's business.

>> No.7877651

>>7876760
You're so cute!

>> No.7877652

>>7876835
really? I'm a b cup and that shit happens to me.

>> No.7877654

>>7876871
>: This is how we show our love, but fawning over you from afar and telling you in no uncertain terms that you're beautiful and we want to be inside of you.

>> No.7877674

>>7874155
thanks physics

>> No.7877682

>>7877270
source or name of the webm?

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>> No.7877745

>>7877737
>>7877740
Names, please?

>> No.7877769

>>7877745
Chesty O'Faketits and Implanty Plastijugs.

>> No.7877785

>>7875826
Fine I'll just ask anonib. You got nudes somewhere

>> No.7877792

>>7877177
That's not me but god damn it would make me so happy if you would be my Pochaco someday, I'm just a little smaller than you all aroung please

>> No.7877794

>>7874871
All through high school my well-endowed friend teased me for my small tits but now that we're both into lolita all I can say is ha. Ha. Ha. I win.

>> No.7877820

>>7877794
I got made fun of for my fat cow udders in hs, you just have to love and own what you're given man

>> No.7877851

>>7877320
>Curvy girl > Pig stuffed into a corset.
more like my pig stuffed into a curvy girl

>> No.7877853

>>7877820
>I got made fun of for my fat cow udders in hs
So you were one of those girls, huh?

>> No.7877898

>>7877385
>Doesn't know that hips are bones

>> No.7877948

>>7877898
>doesn't know that fat also gets packed onto that area

Maybe you should go see some fat girls. Their skeletons aren't huge. Its fat that makes them huge. Retard.

>> No.7878005

>>7876439
Not who you responded to, but I'm also considering getting a reduction. What are the scars like? I'm worried about scars being too noticeable if I ever do a skimpy cosplay or am topless in general.

>> No.7878252

>>7877270
What a time to be alive

>> No.7878284

>>7875649
I don't believe you're a woman for a second, and either way, fuck anyone who would discourage a breast reduction "because boobs". Seriously, eat a dick.

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>only men like big boobs
>all women hate big boobs

>> No.7878582

So many fucking land whales ITT

Fat tits aren't worth shit.

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>>7878494
>that face

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>> No.7878716

>>7878582
Jealous flatty detected.

>> No.7878791

>>7878716
Nope not same anon but these recent ones are good but some of these I figured were troll posts not legit.

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>> No.7878811

>>7878804
why is this ugly bitch always posted

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>> No.7878834

I will be having breast reduction surgery soon. I am thinking of going to a dd or f cup. Is this still considered "large"? I want to still have largish breasts just not so large that they are causing health problems as is the current situation.
And for any lolitas that are quite small with those measurements (40 inch bust 26 inch waist is my current size but wanting to go down to 36 inch bust) do you have trouble fitting your boobs into shirred brand?

>> No.7878875

>>7878818
I have those same hip/waist measurements and a naturally occurring 36 inch bust. I can wear a normal bra and fit into shirred brand without any problems.

>> No.7878890

>>7876871
God I want to puke. You're not a celebrity or close to getting that amount of attention. Nobody is going to come murder you in your sleep. Get the fuck over yourself.

"OMG YOU GUYS POSTED ME AAYEEEEEEE NUUUUUUUUUUUU *blinkblink* DON'T POST MY URAL-UUUUU"

Go back to tumblr and fish for attention from thirsty ass beta pervs there, we don't give a fuck here.

>> No.7878911

>>7878716
Damn right I'm flat. If I wasn't something would be a bit wrong, given I have a penis 'n' all.

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>>7878911
lmao dis nigga has no chest

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>>7878911

manly men have manly pecs

you must be some skinny beta

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>>7878834
You should probably post pictures.

>> No.7878972

>>7878834
I have a DD and they're pretty big.... Not obnoxiously huge, but still getting in the way of cute tops and hurting my back and posture.

>> No.7878981

>>7878834
I have a 36 inch bust and can fit into shirred brand and some unshirred brand with no problem. But I also have a skinny muscular body with low body fat and a small under bust.

>> No.7879281 [DELETED] 

>>7878834
DD seems big but they're actually really average. It's the best middle ground for boobage though because you can still bind flat and it won't look fake if you stuff. Highly recommend I guess lol.

Having dd though is still "big" though in a way that you have to buy up from your usual dolly tee size, also a lot of clothing that might've looked great on you before will make you look like a tent now (have to buy more body hugging clothes )

>> No.7879290

>>7878834
DD seems big but they're actually really average. It's the best middle ground for boobage though because you can still bind flat and it won't look fake if you stuff. Highly recommend I guess lol.

>> No.7879332

>>7878890
Apparently you care. You care a lot, in fact.

>> No.7879606

>>7877745
Seriously, this. At least the Rangiku. Damn.

>> No.7879617

What does it feel like to have exceptionally large tits?

When you run, does it feel like wearing a heavy backpack, except on your chest? Is it possible to sleep on your stomach with huge tits? Most importantly, does the crevice get sweaty?

>> No.7879756

>>7879617
Before my cardiologist banned be from running for cardio workouts. I used to have to wear three sports bras to keep the kinetic energy of my boobs from causing them to painfully tug on my skin and chest muscles. And yes it feels like you are wearing a backpack on your chest. I fall asleep face down. The worst is the amount of heat they produce. Like sometimes I think I have a fever when it's just boob heat. I'm constantly cleaning them because the sweat glands get clogged really easily when they get to my size. When they clog up, it's harder to sweat and makes the overheating issue worse. Also doesn't help that I in general lose my ability to sweat occasionally due to autonomic dysfunction.

>> No.7879768

>>7878890
I think you missed the point of the post. This is a boob thread an anon earlier in the thread requested my tumblr then another anon started to post stuff from my tumblr I which I simply requested them to go to my tumblr instead so the thread doesn't get clogged up with shit from my tumblr. I was trying to keep the thread on topic. It made me uneasy because you know it's /cgl/

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>> No.7879856

>>7876940
I know that feel, anon. When I found out I'm a 30E I was honestly like "E-cups really aren't as significant as I thought..."

It's okay though, my size lets me rock my burando without getting boobloaf.

>> No.7879898

>>7879793

>dat flailing
Oh my god that's adorable.

>> No.7880094

>>7879756
>Before my cardiologist banned be from running for cardio workouts
wut

>> No.7880102

>>7879768
yeah, might want to take your name off your DA account too

>> No.7880109

Flat chest is the best chest, and always will be.

>> No.7880162

>>7875826
/fit/ here with genuine question.
Why does it seem like women with back pain from tits never seem to do back and core exercises to strengthen the supporting muscles?

Wouldn't it actually help quite a bit?

>> No.7880189

>>7877270
bump because still no source on this fucking bitch

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>>7877682
>>7880189
Olivia jensen

>> No.7881106

>>7880162
I allowed to lift weights and do core work outs. I actually do a lot of exercises for my back that my orthopedic recommended. It's just once they get to such a large size it really doesn't matter how much supporting muscle you have because you have literal fat sacks tugging on the skin and chest and it's super uncomfortable.

>> No.7881124

>>7875454
I love this

Learning about science and all that I mean

>> No.7881128

>>7881124
tit science is da best

>> No.7881140

>>7881128
Yeah sometimes it sounds like it's not even about the science but it is

It's called the law of attraction

>> No.7881225

>>7881106

you've been moaning about your tits for years, whats stopping you getting the reduction?

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>> No.7881256

Why do 95% of big tittied cosplay girls all have such busted faces?

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>> No.7881259

>>7875826
>>7876384

A 34H? That's what I am and I look nothing like your pictures.

I really hope this means I qualify for a reduction because small and perky is definitely the best.

>> No.7881262

>>7881256
> Why do 95% of cosplay girls all have such busted faces?

fixed

>> No.7881266

>>7881259
>A 34H? That's what I am and I look nothing like your pictures.

what do you mean by that? you look bigger or smaller?

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>>7881262
Sweetie, I know that you want to act like they don't, but a lot of them do. Not all, but a lot of them really, really do.

>> No.7881315

>tfw pretty much all girls with giant boobs either get them reduced or are giant sluts
Goddamn. I didn't choose the breast life, the breast life chose me.

>> No.7881316

>>7881225
I imagine money is a big part of it. Reductions cost thousands of dollars. Not to mention they're very much invasive surgeries that you have to miss work and such for. Also, recovery isn't easy. Going down stairs can cause immense pain.

>> No.7881326

>>7881259

I was a 34H but in those pics I am a 34J. Those particular pictures are sort of deceiving. Especially if I'm walking around the house with out my bra my mom will start saying "Oh God, did your boobs get bigger again?!"

>> No.7881337

>>7881225
I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and I've been having trouble finding doctors that will risk doing the surgery on me. My skin is highly affected by the mutation and my stables could all rip off just by breathing and cause me to bleed and get horrible scarring.

>> No.7881356

Well I see what they mean about /cgl/ being /r9k/ for girls.

>> No.7881371

>>7881316
If only there was some way for girls with large natural breasts to make easy money

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>>7881371

>> No.7881459

>>7877737
i have a mighty need for the name

>> No.7881553

>>7881337
Wow that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that.

>> No.7881560

>>7881459
Veronica Moser

>> No.7881563

>>7881238
one of her titties is bigger than the other

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>>7881563
They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'!

>> No.7881694

>>7881326
Ah, I see. Well, still hoping I qualify for a reduction.

>> No.7881720

>>7881253
Thought this was a shitty Miss Fortune cosplay... this girl has potential with some improved makeup skills though.

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>>7881572

>> No.7881753

>>7876439
>I don't know why but it seems like only immature people care about big breasts.

Oh for the love of Christ.

SOCRATES.

SOCRATES.

COME OUT AGAIN.

WE NEED YOU.

SOCRATES.

>> No.7881941

>>7878005
not the anon who posted what you quoted but i've had reduction surgery when I was about 15/16, can't remember which one it was.

i'm now 22 and still have significant scarring. it may be different for others but i'll tell you my case. around the nipple no scarring is visible, but the line from the nipple to underneath the breast and along the underside of the breast is where it is still prominent. i could never do say, a underboob cosplay unless i covered it up with makeup.

i mean, it really depends what you want. healing might be different for other people (and you could probably fade the scars using some sort of scar fading moisturiser like palmers) but it boils down to what you want to do. i guess if you really want to show off your bust and you're paranoid about scars then don't do it, but if you want a smaller bust go for it.

it never bothered me because i wasn't going to do a underbust cosplay anytime soon or be in a situation where they're visible to people. personally i never seconed guessed my surgery because although i have scarring i have SUPER SUPER nicely shaped breasts now. the shape of them is FAR better than it was pre surgery. they don't sag and i love them. i would defs trade shape for scarring anyday. but in the end it's what you wanna do.

hope this helps a little.

>> No.7882073

>>7877270
how can you even satisfy a grill like that without a 8x6 dick breh?

>> No.7882366

>>7881106
Guy you responded to.
The closest I can figure is when I was a big fatty and my gut made my back sore.
Not a problem anymore, but damn, guess I feel the big boob problems just a bit more thinking of it that way.

>> No.7882532

>>7877853
Oh stuff it, I'm top heavy but you're literally derailing a kind comment for no reason.

>> No.7882534

>>7878811
Because self-post. I would post my Shura but... I'm not an attention whore. She is ugly as fuark though god damn I am sick of seeing her.

>> No.7882555

>>7882534

you must have small tits this is why she gets posted and not you

>> No.7882558

>>7882555
Bad assumption bruh but obvious bait is obvious. I'm just not so inflated in self-importance that I feel the need to stick my face everywhere constantly out of desperation.

>> No.7882573

>>7881753
>butthurt immature male

>> No.7882800

>>7876959
More?

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>>7878494
this is pretty accurate. I honestly love the aesthetic of a moderately curved breast on a lean figure-- like a C-cup seems perfection to me. I love how lolita looks, and mori, but my body will never be the lithe ideal for wearing that sort of clothing.

I'm a DDD with small waist, and I have always gotten stares/harassment/flirtation from males. I get a different kind of stare from girls, who tend to look angry or envious(?). When I'm out shopping I'll see them stare at my boyfriend, then look to my boobs, then look to me in a strangely hateful way. I get a lot of passive aggressive (and misdirected) "compliments" where girls will say "hahaha no girl you've got the perfect body because of those HUGE TITS OF YOURS." It makes me miss the days when I could still climb trees and outrace boys in my twig body before puberty.

But, I'm so desensitized at this point that the comments on /cgl/, salty or not, about "cowtits/mammoth tits/udders/etc." don't even faze me anymore. This is, after all, a board dedicated mostly to tiny azn fashion, aside from the crafting aspects.

I do miss /fit/ fridays, though. They were really a safe place for girls to talk about their bodies and receive support for whatever issue they might have.

>> No.7882826

>>7882808
Asian/Italian B cup here.
Those bitches are fucking petty and its easier said than done, but pay them no mind. The shit with bringing other girls down just because they have bigger breasts needs to stop. If those girls want bigger, they can try natural methods, get surgery, or just fucking deal with being small and having their own lists of pros and cons the way bigger girls do.

You'd probably make such a pretty Jessica Rabbit and I encourage you to do anything that makes you happy. We don't need to put others down in order to feel confident about how we look.

>> No.7882838

>>7882808
Tbh as a lady if I'm staring, it's because you're probably stunning and your tits are frankly, amazing.

Sorry. I can't speak for other girls and only vent my admiration. I'm a 30D myself.

>> No.7882848

>>7882808
Sometimes I tend to stare(?) for a bit too long because I don't encounter many big breasts in my entourage, but it's not out of spite or envy or anything. Just curiosity maybe mixed with damn she's a pretty lady and I wonder if her back hurts from it. If a guy has a really big dick, I tend to stare too because it's sorta... out there and how does one even go to the bathroom with that and ouch it must hurt for his partner.

>> No.7882854

>>7882838
>>7882808
Yeah, I try not to stare because it's fucking creepy/rude, but it's mostly out of curiosity or admiration, not bitterness. Even if it is envy on my part, it's still "you look so good I wish I could too good on you for looking so good babe", nothing negative. I'm sorry other girls give you shit, though.

>> No.7882870

>>7882808
>go to cgl
>make up stories about how "hot" you are
>soak in the admiration

>> No.7882897

>>7882826
not really on topic but thats not a common mix you have there, how did your parents even meet? Do you imbrace your italiana side?

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>>7882870

>> No.7882922

>>7882897
Went to high school together and that's how they met. My Dad was a self loathing Asian when he was younger because it was the 70s and he told me he would 'get his ass beat for being a chink', his words. (We aren't Chinese, but he used that slur.) That didnt matter to my Mom at the time and well, she was 17 and he was 19 when I was born. They separated when I was three.

>> No.7882945

>>7882922
well shit, how are things for you now?

>> No.7882955

>>7881337
What the fuck syndrome do you not have? Its like a fucking laundry list with you

>> No.7882980

>>7882945
Well, my Mom got married to my Stepfather when I was nine and had three more kids. I was forbidden to see my Father or have any contact with his side of the family because she became extremely controlling, jealous, and abusive. Pussywhipped my Stepdad and emasculated him; He'd never help me and just go hide in his mancave full of Eagles and Nascar shit when she was berating me or hitting me with stuff around the house, then arise after it was over to tell me, "You shouldn't have pissed her off." Mom was prone to just getting so angry that she would black out and forget what she did. I asked for us to do therapy together and she refused. Her side of the family knew what I was dealing with, but nobody got involved because they "didn't want her to stop speaking to them". She never let me go out or anyone I made friends with come over. She would get jealous during family parties if I gave attention to other family members and throw glares at me from across crowded kitchens or rooms, which pretty much signaled: "You're getting fucked over when we get home.." While she was hitting me, I'd cry because it was always with a dining room table chair or tv remote and she would be like, "FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF, GO AHEAD, TIMMY (my Dad's name)."

I ran away from home when I was 20, stuffed all that I could into three industrial sized trash bags and a friend I had known for years online came to pick me up. It was stressful, frightening, I had to plan the shit without anyone knowing. I live in Boston now, I'm in college, I've gone through therapy and I can speak openly now about my past without breaking down.

>> No.7883032

>>7882980
You didnt turn into a ball of cray yourself,so theres that. Youre pretty strong willed to go through it, one of my friends wasnt so lucky and became sheepish and submissive. Sorry I brought it up, sadly its common in scenarios like this.

>> No.7883049

>>7883032
Nah, it's okay to have asked. I used to be really scared to talk about this because of the stigma where people think you lie for attention, so I didn't speak up about it for years. The one time I tried when I was sixteen, I called the cops after she punched me in the head and it didn't go so well. I had two officers standing in my room telling me that I was "more than cared for", a "spoiled bitch", and that by state law all my Mother really needed to give me in order to qualify as "care" was a mattress and box of cereal-- Something I highly doubt to this day. I showed them bruises, I showed them cuts on my arms from self harm, but they weren't going to put me in my Father's care. So, after that, it became a running theme to throw what I did in my face at parties or around the house; "What are you gonna do, anon? Cry and call the cops again?" I tried to tell teachers and they did the retarded thing of calling my Mom and asking her if she was abusing me-- as if any person is going to answer that honestly. Then, I looked like a distrustful liar to teachers and spent the school day sick to my stomach and scared of going home.

I used to be really submissive because of everything that she had done to me, but I hit a "fuck you" point where something inside of me just broke and I wasn't having it anymore. Maybe your friend will also hit that point.

>> No.7883112

>>7880094
I assume there's some issue with running and her heart that makes it an inappropriate form of cardiovascular exercise medically.

>> No.7883179

>>7883112
I'm only banned from cardio that requires me to stand upright. I passed out during my stress test the treadmill so the doctor said I can only swim as a form of cardio since the water pressure in a pool presses on my veins and arteries, keeping my blood pressure from dropping too low. Also you are in a horizontal position when swimming so it's much easier on my cardiovascular system.

>> No.7883183

>>7882980
>>7883049

We don't want to read all that, just post your tits

>> No.7883186

>>7882955
The Ehlers Danlos system is what causes all my other illnesses because it's a systemic body issue. All the collagen in my body is mutated and includes my skin, veins and arties, internal organs, and joints.

>> No.7883187

>>7883186
*arteries

>> No.7883192

>>7883183
Actually, someone asked me questions and I was replying to them. You could have ignored those posts easily or just hid the thread. You typing that was literally unnecessary.

>> No.7883197
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>>7883186
>All the collagen in my body is mutated and includes my skin, veins and arties, internal organs, and joints.

... It's times like these I have to put on a triple filter on what I'm about to say

>> No.7883198

>>7883183
There's a thing called Google. Use it.
Also, the thread is going to start auto-sage soon anyway.

>> No.7883215

>>7883197
Annnndd there's no cure.
My inbred, white parents are to thank for that.

>> No.7883228

>>7883215
Inbred how?

>> No.7883237
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How many cosplayers have had reductions? I cant think of any. Most of the famous ones seem to have big boobs, whether natural or implants.

>> No.7883271

>>7883237
These are nice, like really good. I think your feet should have been set apart due to the camera angle but that's just me hypothesizing, still an excellent cosplay

>> No.7883273
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>you will never by constantly desired for a passive physical feature you put no effort into
FUCK YOU FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING WANTED

>> No.7883308
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7883308

>>7883228
My german relatives back in Europe were part of the eugenics movement then when they came to America they poisoned the gene pool. Pic related

>mfw I'm related to a bunch of nazi assholes

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>>7883308
Shiiiiiiiiiit.SO your ancestors are inbred Nazis?

Well... at least that's a good conversation starter?

>> No.7883701

>>7882808
Cup sizes means NOTHING with out band size. I'm a 30F/DDD and my tits are tiny.

>> No.7883703

>>7883701
BANDZ A MAKE HER DANCE

>> No.7883938

>>7883308
Nazis with big tits huh? Do you have nudes flying around?

>> No.7883945

>>7883938
Jesus, man.

>> No.7883991
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7883991

>>7883938
Do not have kids with a person with the last name of Seibold. They will come out like this:

>> No.7884051

>>7883271
I'm strongly considering it because I do like being in shape but being so top heavy makes it really really hard, like even doing some weight lifting they get in the way it's very annoying. Maybe someday when I am less stressed from other things.

>> No.7884070

>>7882900
Then why are you or any other attnwhore even on here?

>> No.7884256

>>7884070
that was a dumb response you just posted did you know that

>> No.7884296

>>7878582
>land whales
Low-test beta male detected.

Real, beautiful women are Venusian. It's literally the perfect body type.

>> No.7884533

>>7884296
> Willendorf aka landwhale
> Milo/Botticelli aka chubby with small tits
> or an alien race from venus

which one do you mean?

>> No.7884550

>>7884296
You sound like some fat girl from Tumblr who pretends to be a guy. Only on that site have I witnessed such retarded claims or examples of women comparing old art to the modern hamplanet, as if its suddenly going to make every guy want a fat girl.

>> No.7884551
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7884551

things which should be big:
tits
ass
hips
thighs
guys

>> No.7884772
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>>7884551

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>>7879793
>Fat chicks who get huge implants to go over their already huge fat boobs

This is my fetish.

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>> No.7885024

>>7885013
WHOA

>> No.7885031

>>7885024
it's like a boob butt

>> No.7886067

>>7885013
just right

>> No.7886072

>>7885006
Oh wow, there are videos of my favorite butterface out there? Where can I get more?

>> No.7886077

>>7885013
>huge frontal arse
>fat regular arse
Stuff of nightmares

>> No.7886126

>>7875866
That really looks like an ass on her chest.

>> No.7886177

>>7885006
>>7885013
woodbry

>> No.7886208
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7886208

does anyone with big boobs actually like them?

>> No.7886219

>>7886208
Most love the positive attention but hate the back pain.

>> No.7886223

>>7875866
>>7886126
more like a mono-tit

>> No.7886710

>>7886219
>positive attention

That is very VERY subjective

>> No.7886717

If your tits hurt from slapping your chest when you get fucked in your hotel room after the convention, you probably need to bind them. Otherwise, no.

>> No.7886729
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>> No.7886760
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7886760

>>7879793
>MLP

>> No.7887045

>>7886710
Okay, I know there's a lot of stigma about this and all, but I'm curious, have you ever used your breasts for your own game? Such as flashing a little cleavage to get out of a ticket or gotten idiots to buy you things because they're too busy staring at your tits?

>> No.7887097

>tfw no big titted cosplayer girlfriend
>tfw theyre all with chads
;_;

>> No.7887307

>>7883049
She kinda did, lives with her bf now. But her family keeps saying "awww we miss you, come back" even though literally everyone in her family beat her both mentally and physically. She flinches if people in the room hold certain objects in their hand.
Dont think youre alone in this, it happens way more than it should.

>> No.7888207

>>7887097
/r9k/ pls go

>> No.7888823

>>7876431
10/10 tits
but face looks nothing like Sanico

>> No.7889137

>>7888207
pls b my gf

>> No.7889145

>>7888823
You're right, she looks nothing like an animated cartoon character who only exists in drawings. 0/10 for not discovering a new kind of plastic surgery that turns you into Hatsune Miku.

>> No.7891093

>>7878912
oh my god