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What are your insecurities when it comes to cosplaying? By this I mean body/face insecurities. Someone's nose may be too big, their eyes too droopy, their arms saggy and flabby, or possibly their tummy needs some tucking. You can't go wrong. Or perhaps you put on your big girl/boy panties and suck it up.

Maybe even post a picture and get tips, etc. Just block out your eyes if you're afraid of big, mean ol' 4chan.

My insecurity is my face shape. It's square and square jaws don't look good with most characters.

>> No.7065558
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7065558

Honestly my face and maybe even my nose...My nose is so thin and pointed, while my face shape is kinda a bit chubbier in my cheek area compared to the rest of my face...

>> No.7065560

I wish I had a little more muscle definition on my waist. Back when I was thin with some muscle definition on my waist, I wished I had bigger boobs. Well, more solid boobs. They felt kind of... deflated. Neither of these issues bother(ed) me too much, I just sigh(ed) over them sometimes.

>> No.7065563

>>7065552
>My insecurity is my face shape. It's square and square jaws don't look good with most characters.
I know that feel all too well, OP.

>> No.7065567

>>7065560
I know exactly what you mean boob-wise. I have B cups, yet they seem deflated and saggy at only age 21, one is bigger and saggier than the other, etc. I feel too embarrassed to even date someone because of them.

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>>7065560
Oh, and I think my face is too plain. I don't think I'm unattractive, I think I don't have any real negative features or any real positive features. Bleh.

>> No.7065569
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7065569

H A I R Y A R M S.

I know I could shave them, but, like, I don't know. The thought of shaving my arms makes me uncomfortable for some reason? I shaved my arms for a little bit in middle school and my mom and sister made fun of me for it, so I think that's what really put me off it.

Also, hairy torso. If I ever wanna do something showing belly or cleavage I don't know what I'm gonna do. I have a little happy trail situation going and it's not attractive. But I don't wanna just have to shave my whole body all the time.

Being a hairy as fuck in general is one of my insecurities, but I can usually get away with shaving or waxing other places like legs and face, but other places not so much.

Pic related, how I feel most of the time.

>> No.7065573

My nose, my teeth (21 and still in braces).

Stretchmarks.

Cellulite.

I'm working on what I can work on, but there's only so much that you can do without surgery.

>> No.7065577

>>7065558
You sorta remind me of my younger sister. You need to highlight your eyes more, more/better mascara and use a little bit of eyeliner to make them pop more. Also put a little bit of darker eyeshadow in your crease for more definition. Make sure to apply blush along the apple of your cheek all the way to your hairline, it'll help.

>> No.7065578

>>7065569
I know your pain anon. I have dark hair too which makes it stand out even more. If I were blond I doubt I'd care as much about being so hairy

>> No.7065580

>>7065569
You could always lighten the hair, it'll make it a lot less noticeable. I heard that lemon juice and sunshine can lighten things a little bit. Or going swimming a lot in a chlorine-filled pool... My hair was white as a kid because of how much I swam.

>> No.7065581

>>7065577
thank you very much for those tips, anon. That was actually so helpful. Do you maybe have any tips on making my nose look smaller?

>> No.7065583

>>7065567

Girls thinking they look weird naked is absurd to me.

If you get to the point where a guy is with you and you are naked, I guarantee he isn't going to be thinking about how you aren't perfectly symmetrical or whatever.

At least I wouldn't

>> No.7065585 [DELETED] 

prolly my face.. i need it defined more to play man of steel.. like jaw and cheek bones to show more
plan on playing man of steel for halloween ive been working out and stuff but am around 15% bodyfat.. need to get to like 10%

>> No.7065590

>>7065583
I have a husband who is always telling me I'm beautiful. It's not about whether men like how I look naked, it's whether I like how I look naked.

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>>7065585
i made my suit in paint haha

>> No.7065599
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Contouring, man. It helps a lot. Just make sure not to define your cheekbones a whole lot. One thing I've noticed is that it draws attention to your jawline and makes it look bigger.

My issue is my nose. I don't mind the length and I like the point, but I hate how wide it is from the front. Contouring helps, as well as not doing face-forward shots for pictures, but it still annoys me. I do want a nose-job to get rid of the bulbous-tip and width of the bridge, but that'll have to wait a few years.

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>>7065581
Your nose seems to be thin and long. You can contour things a bit by putting a little slightly darker eyeshadow at where you want your nose to end (width-wise) and you can make it seem a little more button nose-ish by adding the same eyeshadow on your nose right by your nostrils.

>> No.7065603

>>7065569
I judge women so hard for having hairy arms, especially Mexicans. It's disgusting.

I guess an insecurity is being white in a sea of asians with their taobao cosplays.

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>>7065578
I wish I were blonde sometimes, life would be easier. I could color my hair any damned color I want and I probably wouldn't need to wax or shave nearly as often.

>>7065580
I have super dark hair, I was outdoors a shit-ton this summer and walk a lot at my (sunny) university. I doubt a little bit of sunshine and lemon juice would help, but thank you for the sentiment.

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>>7065597
Wuh... That's not the image I posted. I posted a picture of that person with lines showing where to contour. Why is Madoka throwing up? I don't even have that picture saved.

>> No.7065609 [DELETED] 

>>7065597
erm...thanks anon...
I know I'm ugly, but I didn't think I was barf-worthy (i'm joking, please don't take me seriously)

>> No.7065612

My cheeks are kind of puffy . Sometimes it's nice cause I look younger/cute for characters but I can't pull off mature looking characters well.

My jaw line is square-ish as well so I can't pull off straight hair or short hair without looking like someone inflated my face twice it's size

My forehead is huge so I prefer characters with bangs to hide it

>> No.7065622

>>7065610
erm I got confused too since I've actually cosplayed Madoka (it was really bad....after I cut my wig too short, i was sad with the whole cosplay in general...I even go back and look at picutres I took before I cut the wig and shame myself for it) but thank you anon

>> No.7065624

>>7065593
halp grills.. how do i make nose thinner looking and should i pluck my eyebrows familys always making fun of them since theyre thick feels bad

>> No.7065633

My face is basically super flat. Hardly any nose bridge, zero cheek bones or eye sockets, round face. Basically zero definition. Also have hairy eyebrows and thin/short as hell eyelashes. Life is hard.

>> No.7065628

>>7065610

Excuse me, I believe you have my reaction image.

>>>/co/53453410

>> No.7065629

>>7065622
>>7065622
I'm guessing it's because I put 4chan in the filename.

>> No.7065639

>>7065628
Interesting. Servers went weird, then? I wonder whose image you stole.

>> No.7065642
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7065642

My biggest insecurity is my nose. It's just so bulbous-y and wide and really sticks out.

>My weight, but I'm taking care of that.
>My teeth
>One of my eyes is droopier on the bottom lid than the other from rubbing it excessively for over a year.

I'd like to cosplay at least once, but the reasons above are really holding me back.

>>7065569
Epilate, epilate, epilate. Hurts like a bitch, but it gets the job done, even for the tummy trail. If not, just lighten it as another anon suggested.

>> No.7065652

>>7065639
If two people post at the exact same time, images get messed up.

>> No.7065651

>>7065569
holy shit anon are you me? I have all of these fucking problems.

>> No.7065662 [DELETED] 

>>7065642
>One of my eyes is droopier on the bottom lid than the other from rubbing it excessively for over a year.

I have that too, I credit it more with being hit in the head/face too much. Although, I am not sure that is something that can cause it.

>> No.7065665

>>7065642
>One of my eyes is droopier on the bottom lid than the other from rubbing it excessively for over a year.

I have that too, I credit it more with being hit in the head/face too much. Although, I am not sure that is something that can cause it.

I guess I misread a bit though, mine is the top lid.

>> No.7065673

>>7065642
You look like that delusional lawlcow who thinks she's sonico...

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>>7065673
I can't say I am.

>I'd like to cosplay at least once, but the reasons above are really holding me back.

Do you mean this girl?

>> No.7065689
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7065689

>shape of my face (I swear its a malformed potato)
>dark circles
> lunch lady arms
>huge fucking muscle calves
>indented hips
Indented hips gross me out way too much. I mean, in cosplay no one will ever really see them. But it deters me from ever doing cat suits, plug suits, or anything really form fitting.
>mfw I look at my hips in the mirror.

All I really want to be is cute. I fucking WISH I could cosplay Homura and do her justice. But I cant.
>tall
>brown
>not cute.

>> No.7065697

>>7065689
You honestly just sound fat.

>> No.7065700

I want to be thinner. I'm a very average weight, but I know if I put in the effort and committed to exercising I could easily have an hourglass figure. I just lack willpower.

Besides that... I have a lot of moles. They're just genetic. I'm always worried I'll get more if I stay outside too often, so now I'm pale with a bunch of dark moles. I'm grateful I don't have any dark or large ones on my face at least, just a light one on my chin. Constantly worried about sun exposure to my face though... Seeing pictures of JNig actually boost my self confidence in this area a bit though since she has moles and is regarded as sexyfine anyways! (not that I am saying I'm a huge fan of hers or anything ha)

>> No.7065701

Being the "wrong kind of Asian". The way Koreans get dumped on has made me self-conscious about my looks even though I know I'm okay. Technically I have lived stateside since babbyhood so I shouldn't even feel Korean and most of what's said seems to be directed at Koreans in Korea, but there's always that nagging feeling.

>> No.7065703

>>7065568
kristen?

>> No.7065709

>>7065703
Si, senor. Who might you be? Most people don't call me Kristen, but by my nickname.

>> No.7065717

>>7065697
I don't know what you might consider fat to be, but I'm at a smedium when it comes to clothes. I've currently lost 60 lbs and I'm aiming to lose more. (currently 157, 5'8)
Not that losing weight will get rid of my circles, It might help relieve me of terribad hips though. That'll just be one less insecurity.
sage for mememememeblog

>> No.7065726

>>7065717
Ignore the bitter anon. Congratulation on the big weight loss!

>> No.7065724

- Dark circles under eyes
- Square jaw
- Nose too close to mouth
- Poorly defined lips
- Thin upper lip looks weird with full lower lip
- Small eyes
- Dimples
- Nose has a little bump in it
- Generally look a little manry
- Small boobs
- Short
- Short legs
- Skinnyfat
- Love handles
- Big butt
- Child-bearing hips
- Not being a teenager
- Short neck

I just generally don't look like an anime character. Too old and square-featured to cosplay kawaii flat girls, too short to cosplay the cool onee-san type, too big-butted big-hipped to cosplay boys.

>> No.7065732

>>7065717
Not that Anon, but since you used to be fat, that's where a lot of your problems stemmed. At least you're taking care of it, though. Good luck!

>> No.7065735

>>7065724
>dimples
I hope people dont make fun of you for them. I used to think mine were cute, then people wouldn't stop poking fun at me (it was in good fun but..it happened so much)
Where are yours?

>> No.7065742

>>7065726
>telling the truth
>bitter

Sure, PC police.

>> No.7065744
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>uneven breasts
>one is fine and one is bigger and saggier than the other
>large areola
>awful nose
>jaw is too round
>bad skin, acne on shoulders, back and chest
>eye bags
>stomach flab
>wide hips
>stretch marks

pic related is my ugly nose

>> No.7065746

>>7065744
i also have a butt chin

i just wish i was a cute anime girl with a tiny nose and perfect skin and super skinny

>> No.7065749
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7065749

My nose and lips. I was teased about having full lips as a kid, so I've always been self conscious about them, but lately my nose has been bothering me. I'm Asian - some of my friends insist it's just a button nose, but I'm pretty sure it's just flat and wide.

>> No.7065752

>>7065689
.....i didn't even know indented hips were a thing till now but i have them too and i love them. they add an extra little curve to my body and i think they make me look really unique. i actually thought everyone had them, though.

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>>7065749
...I'm a woman and I want to touch your lips.
Not trying to kiss your ass...but...I- theyre really cute.

>> No.7065755

>>7065744
I have a big jew shnozz with the hooked shape and all. At least yours is straight and not hooked, that's more important than if it's a little big. I'd love to have your nose

>> No.7065756

>>7065749
I know it isn't going to make you instantly like them, but your lips are such a nice shape!

>> No.7065758

>>7065749
your lips are adorable, they look like doll lips. why would you be teased for that?

>> No.7065765

>>7065755
I guess that's not a very good picture, but my nose does have a very noticeable bump on it. A classic Pollak nose, plus my dad's Irish big tip. I came from two parents with weird noses and it blended together into a franken-nose.

>> No.7065767

>my face shape is round and kinda chubby
>wanting to cosplay taller female characters but am 5'2ft
>tummy tucking (I better go back to the gym)
>cellulite...
>cosplaying d cup characters but have b sized cup breasts
>my skin color (I'm medium tanned)
>dark circles under eyes
>acne scars on my back...ugh!
>black beads on nose
>oily nose!

sigh...

>> No.7065778

>>7065754
>>7065758
>>7065756

Oh, I'm actually blushing...

I was teased about them relentlessly in elementary and middle school. Whenever I got into an argument, the first thing anyone would say to insult me were 'balloon lips', so I've always been really self conscious about them.

>> No.7065784

I hate how much of a babyface I have. I'm pushing 25 and I get confused for a highschooler and sometimes even a middleschooler. It makes it hard to cosplay mature characters which sucks because I don't really like young or moeish characters.

>> No.7065783

>>7065778
Those are not balloon-lips, love, trust me. You have cute little doll lips, be proud of them.

>> No.7065786

I have EXTREMELY dark circles under my eyes. So incredibly dark people ask me if I got in a fight with someone. They're black eye tier dark. I don't know what the hell is wrong with them. I sleep plenty, I don't do drugs. I don't know what's up.

I'm also incredibly sensitive about my face. I just feel.. incredibly plain and while I like my androgynous look at times, I wish I was one or the other, feminine or masculine. I'm 19, but I continue to get comments saying I look 12. It's irritating as fuck.

>> No.7065792

>>7065746
i think you look fine

>> No.7065795

>>7065786

dark circles can sometimes be genetic and sleeping won't get rid of them

>> No.7065804

>>7065558
>>7065568
>>7065610
>>7065642
>>7065744
>>7065749
just dropping in to tell you all look fine.
>>7065786
I had a huge crush on somebody with dark circles under their eyes

>> No.7065807

Im 25 and im fucking balding

>> No.7065808

>>7065783
This, so much this. They're incredibly cute, shapely, and have a natural peach hue.

Children are evil little bastards. I know this, I work with them. If theyre not being evil, theyre being weird.

>> No.7065810

>>7065786
Someone once asked me if I smoked weed because the circles under my eyes were so noticeable, so I know the feeling.

>> No.7065817

My stomach is my biggest issue. I can't seem to get rid of it no matter how much exercise I do. I can deal with my facial imperfections since my face always covered by a mask or something; but my god if I could instantly flatten my stomach, I would be very happy.

>> No.7065821

>>7065783
>>7065808

Thank you! I'll keep all these in mind next time I have the urge to hide them...

>> No.7065838

>>7065558
I think you're pretty. If anything, apply a little mascara and give that nose a little contouring.
>>7065642
Your eyes are large and gorgeous! Contour your nose on the sides where your nostrils are and the tip and that should help.
>>7065744
I wish there was a front view, but I don't see anything wrong with your nose. I like that little pout to your lips.
>>7065749
Your lips are beautiful, dolly and plump! You do have a cute, little button nose.


You're all lovely.

>> No.7065849
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My right index finger has been swollen for some time now, and X-rays have revealed nothing. Makes me super self-conscious so I usually try to hidr my hand in pics.

>> No.7065853

>>7065849
do you grip your pens/pencils really tight?

>> No.7065865

Mostly my lower abdomen and stomach.
I've been so fat for the majority of my life, and have gained and lost so much weight, that I'll never have a normal person's belly. Recently the lower bulge that I've has since I was 9 years old started to sag and now it looks like the skin won't regain its elasticity. I also have stretch marks going all the way up on my front stomach to the undersides of my boobs. In fact, I have stretchmarks on the majority of my body.

I envy plus size girls who don't have saggy folds of skin or many stretch marks that engulf their entire bodies. At least if they ever decided to lose weight they'd have a shot at looking normal. And it hurts inside to know that it'll never happen for me without surgical correction.
Everyone with similar body types to mine have all lost weight and gotten abdominoplastys and/or breast augmentations. They look great...and I just stay the same.

I'm too ashamed to post a picture.

>> No.7065868

>>7065865
You're not alone. I've lost 45 pounds and have stretch marks all over my stomach, thighs, arms, you name it. I have this pouch of fat on my lower stomach I just can't get rid of. I've been overweight my entire life and only started to lose it at age 21, so I fear I waited too long.

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>>7065749
>>7065552
>>7065569
>>7065599
Oh god I know how you all feel. I have the same flat Asian nose tip (although my nose bridge is fine) and I'm probably going to get tip plasty and an alar reduction this year to fix it. My husband says he doesn't think I'm hairy at all but I totally agree, it's not about what he thinks, it's about how I feel. I've tried waxing my arms and legs but my hair grows so unbelievably fast (like back at full length in a week, when I shave I have to do it every day). Also >>7065599 your lips are cute, and I know how you feel about your nose. I hate mine, and my husband (white) just tells me it's cute and button but wtf. My cheekbones and jaw are frickin huge and wide, considering getting a jaw reduction because dat shit ain't kawaii at all. Also my eyebrows are asymmetrical, as hard as I pluck and shape them.

>>7065642
Your nose is fine, it's really cute and what SHOULD be called a button nose. The eye thing is honestly unnoticeable, and is easily remedied with make-up.

>> No.7065885

>>7065853
Yes, but I write with the other hand. It's not painful, just hard as bone and ugly. To make matters worst, I actually liked my fingers before... ;;

>> No.7065888

>>7065573
I'm back to say I just had a really weird realization.

The "cellulite" on my stomach isn't cellulite. This thread made me more conscious about my body, and I got out my suction cup massagers to get to work, and I realized the "cellulite" on my abdomen was symmetrical. Upon closer inspection, it was just muscle barely visible under the fat. I never expected to see it because I exercise very lightly.

I feel silly as fuck.

The cellulite on my ass and thighs is still cellulite, though.

>> No.7065897

>>7065804
>>7065838
I love you both

>> No.7065899

I actually am pretty ok with the way I look in mirrors. But I absolutely hate the way I look in pictures. I have never seen a picture of me that I am happy with or looks anything like what I see in the mirror. My forehead and nose look much bigger, my whole face just looks longer and more angular and my facial expressions look awful. I don't know whether to trust the mirror or the camera.

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I wish I was super lean. Girls I'd want to cosplay never have big boobs anyways so that'd be the perfect body for me.
Always 50/50 on being comfortable cosplaying when I have darker skin. I don't like any of the darker characters so I don't want to cosplay them. But then some people act so stuck up when it comes skin color and cosplay.
And be younger. Like 18.

>> No.7065911

my nose is too jewy for all my wonder animu characters ;__;
And I'm fat for a short person. so i can't do any childish characters even though I'm the perfect height.

>> No.7065913
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>long face
>bigass nose
>small eyes
>acne (actively trying to get rid of this with super skincare to the max)
>weird shaped face
>not kawaii

I'd really like to do cosplay or lolita, but I don't have the cute features I'd need for my favorite characters. I don't think I'm ugly, but I'm also not supa kawaii yo.

>> No.7065921

>>7065573
If it's any consolation, my mother in law is 45 and still has braces. And personally I think they're ridiculously cute on her.

>> No.7065925

>>7065921
I thought mine were cute for a while, but it's been five years and I just want them off now. They're a pain in the ass to keep clean, and I'm not comfortable smiling.

>> No.7065926

I hate having disgusting features that I have to hide in cosplay or just deal with
>fat baby face with an awful jawline
> face doesn't fit any character types but small girls but I'm 5'11" and 140 lbs
>weight gathers on stomache in a belly button bump
>fat arms
>wide shoulders
> no curvy hips - borderline indented
>little boobs
> thick ankles that look awful in non- heeled shoes
>lines on my face when I make ANY sort of emotional expression

I hold back from cosplaying so many things because I know that I'll be criticized for my face/body over my actual costume :/

>> No.7065927

>>7065913
Layer your hair more and change your part more towards the middle to make it less harsh. You're actually really pretty.

>> No.7065929

>>7065913
Personally I think you're quite pretty, especially in that profile shot. Most of what you listed are things I wouldn't even notice unless you pointed them out, and even there I'd still disagree on a couple of them.

>> No.7065938

>>7065925
Ah, that's understandable then. I had braces for literally about two weeks because they hurt so bad I couldn't chew my food. I lost like 15 pounds over 10 days, and that was while I was a 16 year old and growing like a weed.

Apparently the dentist thought 14 fucking spaces were a good idea.

>> No.7065939

>>7065938
>spacers*

One letter makes such a difference sometimes.

>> No.7065941

Big chin that ruins an otherwise decently cute face.

Wide frame and rib cage that makes it so friends with bigger breasts still have smaller chest circumferences. Even if I have 1% body fat I would have probably a 30" waist.

Violin hips that make it look like I'm always muffin topping.

>> No.7065943
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>>7065868
>I have this pouch of fat on my lower stomach I just can't get rid of.
Isn't that the worst? Anon I've been relatively athletic all my life (soccer, cross country, lifeguarding, rugby) but if there's one spot I've absolutely never seen significant loss in measure-wise, it's that area.

I gloss over abdominoplastys on the internet and fantasize. Pic related is pretty bad, but oh my god the amazing difference. You just know their quality of life improved tenfold.

>> No.7065950

>>7065938
I couldn't eat any solids for about a week and a half, and I still struggle for a few days every time they're tightened.

They're really rough sometimes. I'll be glad to be rid of them.

>> No.7065956

>>7065943
Look up yohimbine, then just focus on losing weight like you normally would.

>> No.7065959

>>7065573
I'd die to get braces. I was such a stupid kid and never brushed my teeth, wasn't encouraged, just had a toothbrush that'd never get replaced and by the time I gave a fuck about myself and personal hygiene: my teeth were completely rotted. My dad never took me to the dentist once growing up and I thought I was lucky lol.

Now I'm 21 and have spaced out, rotting, painful, an under-bite, awful teeth. I'm too embarrassed to smile, I can't afford a trip to the dentist and I know if I go, I'll be scolded and told I need teeth ripped out. I feel so ugly all because of my teeth and regret it TERRIBLY. I regret not taking care of myself growing up and being that gross girl who didn't do anything good for herself.

>> No.7065964

>>7065927
Thanks for the advice! I've been thinking about layering it for a while now

>>7065929
They're more noticeable irl, my camera isn't really that great. I also have a really awkward stance due to never learning social cues and mild scoliosis.

Also, I am in the same boat with hairyanon >>7065569
I shave my arms, but I can never get a really close shave no matter what razor I use, on either my arms or my legs. Does anyone have any suggestions for hair removal cream, especially for more sensitive areas (belly, breast, back, butt)? I could always go with something like Nair but I wanted to see what you guys think.

>> No.7065970

I don't hate my face, but I'm not photogenic at all, so I try to cosplay people with masks whenever I can. I also used to weigh 230 lbs, and I'm still not happy with how I look at 166. I just want a perfectly flat stomach and it's so hard to drop these last 15 pounds. Even then, I don't know if that will do it.

And my head is a stupid shape.

>> No.7065972

>>7065943
I always feel really bad for the people I see that have their stomachs hang out the bottom of their shirts.

>> No.7065977

>>7065959
I don't know where you live, naturally, but a lot of places have either free or low-cost dental services available for people who can't afford going to a regular one. Same deal as free medical clinics. If there's any sort of a dental school, or university with a dental program, nearby, they also regularly look for volunteers for people to come in and provide practice for the students. It's basically a free dental check-up. My stepsister recently went through dental school, which is why I know about this.

That said, again, I don't know your specific situation or how bad they are, but I was in a similar case to you (really bad teeth, I mean) and managed to turn it around dramatically through really aggressive dental hygiene. They're still not as good as they should be, but they're pretty enough that I can now work as a face-to-face salesman, smiling and talking to people really intimately, without feeling embarrassed about it. You can make up for a LOT of damage, at least the superficial stuff, with basic products from the store. I'm sure you've probably tried a lot of the same stuff I did, I just feel obligated to say something on the odd chance you became depressed over it and assumed it was all unfixable without putting serious effort into it.

>> No.7065979

>>7065970
How tall are you? Just curious based on the weights you mentioned.

>> No.7065980

>>7065959
Your teeth are just going to get worse if you can't go to the dentist anon... I'd be in the same boat if my mom didn't force me to go to the dentist and work off my 1000+ dental bill outside in Oklahoma summer heat. But your teeth will not be fixed unless you go in. Don't worry about being scolded. The teeth you need ripped out will only cause you more problems if they're left in. I don't know how to stress to you that this is a problem that compounds. Your teeth are more important than almost anything in your life, because they affect so much of your physical and mental well-being. They are more important to you than a car. They are more important than new technology or lolita or cosplay. I don't want to sound mean or scare you overmuch if you actually can't afford it for a great long while - but where there is a will there is a way. Please, please have the will for this. Embarrassment will go away. Finances can sort themselves out. Teeth are cool things to have in your head and you should try to keep some of them in there.

>> No.7065982

>>7065959
Ouch!

Have you tried at the very least using the pro-health mouthwash and the toothpaste for sensitive teeth? It might be a good start.

>> No.7065987

>>7065979
Last I measured myself I was 5'9"

>> No.7065994

>>7065987
Ah ok, that sounds about right then. I read your post and was like, "Shit, I'd be fit as fuck at 166," but I'm like 6'3". Scary part is I was actually down to 140 at one point.

>> No.7065997

I'm a pear shape, and I've got saddlebags. Granted they are not as bad as some of the people I have seen... but I feel pretty self-conscious about them. I've tried diet and exercise and they just won't go away ~_~. Very annoying, especially because a lot of the costumes I wanna do involve leggings/ spandex bodysuits or exposed thighs. Sigh.

>> No.7066012

>>7065994
My friend is 6'4" and 170, he's pretty lanky and thin. I'm almost afraid to see what 140 would look like.

>> No.7066019

>>7066012
It was immediately after boot camp. I was so thin my mother was actually scared. I'd gone in at 183 just a couple of months beforehand. I don't recommend it as a weight-loss program.

>> No.7066025

>Under-eye circles
>Large pores
>No hips--it's like my body is leading up to something but gives up suddenly, no matter how much tummy chub I have or don't have
>Skinny legs but big thighs, stick arms but flabby at the top
>Nose is long and a little bit crooked
>Become really really ugly when I smile even a tiny bit

My biggest problems right now is 1) that my body shape is kind of messed up due to scoliosis and I just look ugly and awkward no matter how I stand, and 2) cavities. There was a long period where I was too depressed to really take care of myself and I regret it so much. I can't get to the dentist right now and it's killing me inside.

This thread made me feel a lot better, though. Everyone from /cgl/ I've ever met or seen pictures of has been absolutely gorgeous and it made me realize that maybe what I see as flaws on myself aren't so apparent to other people.

>> No.7066026

>>7065977
Oh, anon. Trust me when I say I've looked up "free" clinics in my neck of the woods ( I live in Maine ). I've looked for over a year now. When I've called, I've been told that there's still a fee ($50 just to get checked in! ). The only officially free one I know of is if I'm homeless, or have a mental illness like autism/retardation, etc. The worst I have is anxiety that keeps me indoors most of the time. Another free one here requires you to be a patient in the building and I cannot even afford that. It's ridiculous.

When I looked into dental university options, there was only cleaning and x-ray options. No root canals, no care like my teeth desperately need. I'll look into it again.

Mind sharing what you've tired? When I say I can't afford a trip to the dentist, I mean I can't afford shit at all. I have crest toothpaste and tooth powder, which helped clean my teeth and made me realize I have more rotting than I knew of.


>>7065980
I am terrified of how my teeth are and I know I need to get them fixed. I can't afford nice things, I used to do lolita, but had to sell my stuff a long time ago. My financial situation is fucked and I believe my teeth are one reason why I can't even land a job when I have pushed my anxiety aside.
One of my teeth is halfway rotted down to the gums. I put clove oil on that thing just to kill the nerve so I could drink water. Now my gums actually grew to overlap the hole, so I feel absolutely no pain. It'll shrink back and then my tooth will cause agonizing pain, but the gums will then overlap my tooth again. It's a really weird process. I'm a paranoid person as it is and am scared I'll end up getting an infection and die. My dad is no longer part of my life and I can't get a job, so I literally have no money except $200 a month foodstamps and change from selling things on ebay to buy things I need ( toothpaste, shampoo, pay bills, etc ). Sorry for going into a mememe story. It just feels like there's no end in sight.

>> No.7066033

>>7066025
>Become really really ugly when I smile even a tiny bit
I know this feel.

>> No.7066037

>>7066026
Anon, if you can, get a waterpik. It cleaned my teeth up hella well when I had braces. Helps a lot with preventing that kind of thing.

>> No.7066048

>>7066026
>Another free one here requires you to be a patient in the building and I cannot even afford that.
It's a free exam, but only if you're already a paying customer? That sounds... silly.

>When I looked into dental university options, there was only cleaning and x-ray options.
If you can even get one of those, I'm sure it'd be a huge boost to your self-esteem. Your teeth would still need work, of course, but just having them look presentable makes such a huge difference in how you can deal with people. Believe me, I know what it's like being unwilling to smile around people, and it's god-awful.

>Mind sharing what you've tired? When I say I can't afford a trip to the dentist, I mean I can't afford shit at all.
I've used several different whitening and pro-health mouthwashes and toothpastes and such, and by far the most effective one I've found isn't some fancy top-shelf shit, but Crest 3D Whitening Multi-Care. They have both a mouthwash and a toothpaste under that line. I'd had shitty results with other similar things in the past, but this stuff used together (both the toothpaste and mouthwash) did a marvelous job. "Results may vary" and all that, but I saw a noticeable difference after about two days, and I was quite happy after 8-10 days of regular use. So long as you're flossing and doing it all regularly like you're supposed to (I was doing it twice a day, morning and evening), it can do a hell of a job.

Like I said, this is all just superficial stuff of course. It won't repair the damage done, but if it works as well for you as it did for me, you at least won't have to feel like you need to hide your teeth. And the stuff's almost the same price as the "basic" Crest. At my local store, it's like $2.50 for a tube of normal Crest, or about $4.00 for the 3D whitening version. Given how long it lasts, the extra buck and a half isn't exactly breaking the bank.

>> No.7066057
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My chin...I don't know what to do about it, short of surgery. I used to be overweight early highschool/ jr. High (almost 170 at my heaviest) but worked hard and have kept it off since Junior year. I'm a steady 125 now - could lose more but I try my best and it's a constant struggle.I'm a pretty short person so every bit of weight shows on me and I have this persistent sag in my chin I just cannot get rid of! I hate it and It's gotten worse since I graduated. Biggest insecurity and I can't hide it...

Pic related..looks like mine

>> No.7066062

>>7066037
When I get more money, I'll definitely look into purchasing this! Thank you, anon.

>>7066048
Yes. In Southern Maine, you have to be a regular, paying customer of this clinic to be able to have the chance to get the free dental care that happens twice a month.
I tried some church organization dental clinic, but they, too, said I need to pay $50 to look at my teeth and even more money to get them to clean/do anything to them.

>Crest 3D Whitening Multi-Care
I've been wary of buying that and scared it'd be a waste of money. Thank you so, so much, anon! I'm going to try that out once this toothpaste runs out.

I really appreciate those who gave helpful comments and tried to help. I was expecting some "bitch, you nasty" replies instead. You really made my night and helped.

>> No.7066068

>>7066057
Massaging and Olay 7-in-1 total effects moisturizer! I know exactly what you're going through except my double chin looked like a sag that reached the middle of my neck.

I started doing facial massages and slapped on some Olay 7-in-1 and noticed changes after a few weeks.

Congratulations on the weight loss!

>> No.7066070

6'2" maybe 250 pounds now. lost maybe 20 pounds.

on the strongfat side of things but i just dislike my current situation because for some reason manboobs and lower stomach are the VERY last things to go.

>> No.7066076

>>7066062
>When I get more money, I'll definitely look into purchasing this! Thank you, anon.
No problem. Make sure you save up for the on brand one if you can, it makes a difference.

It's basically what they use in the dentist's office to water blast your teeth. Actually, I used mine regularly while I waited to get cavities filled (were doing a few every so often, I had lots of them). There were two left, I went in to get it done and the dentist couldn't find them. Which was annoying, but that tells you how well it cleans.

Plus I'd go in for cleanings and they'd comment on how there's really nothing to clean but they tried anyways. Oh boy did they try.

Just don't shoot it at any kind of filling on full blast. I did that at one point and dislodged one. Gotta set it low for those.

>> No.7066080

>>7066062
/cgl/ usually seems like a 50/50 mix of catty bullshit and kind, helpful people. It's amusing, sometimes.

Just FYI, I know they have whitening strips under the same brand, but I haven't tried them. Whatever you do, good luck, and I hope you find a clinic that'll actually see you soon.

>actual on-topic comment for thread

I've never done cosplay, but I love doing Ren Faires and always go in a Norse warrior outfit that I built to be as historically accurate as possible, from the design down to the materials and even the construction methods (sewed all the leather by hand after knocking the holes with an awl, etc.). While the outfit is fine by my standards, I just absolutely cannot build muscle mass to save my life, so I can never build up the body I'd like to have to go with the outfit. I can grow a foot-long braided beard to match the outfit and intentionally keep my hair quite long specifically to go with it, but holy fuck can I not build up decent biceps. I'm not ridiculously out of shape or anything, I just hate that no amount of strength training and diet can let me look like a fucking Viking while I'm in-costume. It's literally the sole insecurity I have while I'm wearing it and it severely pisses me off.

>> No.7066083

>>7066026
So pretend you are homeless?

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>>7066070
also i have a very distinct face and have found a few characters i can convincingly look like, but it's difficult when i want to cosplay as someone with features that are....well....less...pic related

on the plus side, these are the first pants i've ever made from scratch and they came out ok.

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>>7066109
Have you considered Mitsurugi?

>> No.7066113

>>7066109
pick a dynasty warriors character, fag.

>> No.7066116

>ears need to be pinned back, never wear hear in updoes or ponytails
>large nose with ugly bump
>genetic dark circles, one has a slight eye-bag
>face is rather gaunt, I'd look so much better with a fuller face, and yes I mean more fat.
>freakishly tiny wrists/ankles
>indented hips
>stretchmarks on ass, had them since I was 12, where was my growth spurt? speaking of which . . .
>SHORT. Only 5'1". Ugh.

And I'm pretty hairy too. Its a function of being Mexican with pale skin. I'm not inherently pale, I wear a lot of sunscreen, use a niacinamide lotion (it DOES lighten) and cover my skin due to my tendency to getting prickly-heat/sun-sick. I just shave all of it off. Its the most convenient way of getting rid of it. I think we as women get so fixated on being feminine and doing things the womanly way we reject 'masculine' solutions even when they are more efficient, convenient cheaper, etc. In this case: shaving. Waxing isn't cheap and hard to do on oneself, epilating hurts and takes along time since it doesn't get all the hairs right away and laser/electrolysis isn't a reasonable option for many.

>> No.7066115

>>7066112
i had not. the next three i'm doing are Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones), The Boulder (Avatar: The Last Airbender), and the Ox King's kickass Dragonball costume.

>> No.7066130

>>7066026
I second the use of a waterpik. I regret not using it more when I had braces.

Even if you can't get the procedures that you need done, see if you can get a prescription from your dentist for antibiotics (penicillin most likely) and prescription grade antibacterial mouthwash (Beware! it makes your teeth more susceptible to staining so only use it at night before bed). Penicillin is cheap. I don't have insurance and I payed $10 for a round of penicillin and it cured my gum infection.

If you have enamel issues look for remineralizing gel. I use Watts brand. I used it last night and it actually . . . dissolved tartar. I hope to keep using it so I don't need to pay for expensive root scaling and stuff to remove the tartar. Its cheap and makes your teeth feel really smooth and even a little bit whiter.

>> No.7066146

>>7066115

Excellent choices! Though think you can pull off quite a number more. If I wasn't sleep deprived I would compile a huge list.

>> No.7066150

>>7065913
You're so pretty! Seriously, just get a different haircut and you'd be stunning

>> No.7066168

>>7065749
I love your nose and your lips! I have full lips too, and I hated them when I was younger; I always tried to make them look thinner by sucking in my mouth a little bit...my friend told me I looked like I'd seen a ghost. I started loving them when my aunt told me she was envious of me, and that so many women inject god-knows-what into their lips to get them close to mine.

On topic, I'm tall and kind of hate it - 5'11". All but one guy I've dated have been at my height or shorter, and I can't stand it. My eyes are too close together, my nose is bulbous with a bump in between my eyes, I'm on the lower end of a healthy weight but my big butt basically requires that my thighs be bigger proportionally, and no matter how skinny I get, I always have a horizontal line on my tummy if I forget to sit up straight for even a couple minutes.

I can feel good about myself most days, but I definitely have days where I don't feel like leaving my apartment.

>> No.7066173

>>7066146
thank you! my worst insecurity has always been the weight, but now that that's vanishing (slowly) i think i'll be alright.

>> No.7066181

I've got keratosis pilaris on the backs of my upper arms. It prevents my skin from naturally exfoliating itself properly and results in little red bumps and tiny pimple-y things. It's embarrassing, I don't even feel okay wearing tank tops out of the house, never mind any type of arm revealing cosplay.

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7066194

Acne and bad posture. I just recently got on my first real acne meds which seem to work so currently I feel like I could take on the world. No worries though, I also have a huge nose insecurity lurking so plenty to worry and obsess about once I get my dream skin. Sigh.

>> No.7066206

>>7065603

Hah, hairy-armed Mexican girl here with no shame. Funny enough, having lots of body hair isn't something I'm really conscious of [or at least even think about that often], I know it's there but its never bothered me or made me feel less of a "woman", however that works. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that no one has ever made me feel bad about being hairy [like ever], so eh, to each their own. BUT, enough about that!

I guess my actual cosplay insecurities are my face shape [extremely round] and how short I am. I can get over the first, but it always sucks knowing how lame I'll look even thinking about cosplaying certain tall characters. It's honestly the only thing that really destroys ideas for me.

>> No.7066214

I am lacking a strong chin. Makes my face terrible from the side.

>> No.7066243

>>7066206
Have you tried wearing heels? Wedges are can be most comfortable and you can probably get away with 'em in more girlier cosplays. I find high heels on short people super flattering because it gives you that anime-like short torso/long legs look :3

>> No.7066269

My nose, it's really flat and squishy and wide near the middle and I hate it.

I also have a habit of biting my nails really badly until they sometimes bleed and biting off the skin around. It looks really bad, especially after I've been in water. I really need to stop doing that so I don't have to hide my hands all the time.

>> No.7066287

Here’s a little something for you all to feel ‘well at least I’m not as bad as her’
I have
- oily skin, but dry peely skin if I treat it. I always have one or two large acne spots around my face somewhere, and my nose has massive pores – wen I put makeup over the nose, the dry peely bits show through making the makeup look horrendous. And this is a good day with me using my good moisturizer and washing face twice daily and doctor prescribed night time acne cream
- my nose is outstanding, so looks lovely from the front, and like a sundial from the side (which no amount of contouring can fix)
- cheeks/jawline need toning? I think, look rounder than they should.
- dark circles and bags under eyes even though I go to bed early and put on good eyecream
- short upper lip so top set of teeth always on show. Wen I close my lips together my chin does this wrinkly thing dats horrible
- after 5 years with train-tracks and headgear, and 2 with braces, I stupidly stopped wearing the braces and now my teeth are mildly crooked again, and only going to get worse. And my teeth aren’t a glorious shine of white either. Theyre not yellow, just not nice
- those really dark freckles everywhere on my body, and a few moles from being put out in the sun as a child with no suncream. I swear sometimes I look a bit like a dalmation
- mildly chubby (bmi 24). So fine, but wen standing next to thin girl, look fat by comparison. Top of arms are a little flabby and legs are straight up tree trunks!
- should be a good thing, but large chest. Never any decent bras for sale. End up with them pushed under my armpits wer sometimes make fap fap/farty noise and looks like flab. Girls with c cups and push up bras look bigger too. And wearing anything that isn’t clung to my waist makes me look about a stone heavier as the clothes hang really wide.
- hairy, like everywhere!!!!! Have to wax face, arms, back, knuckles, toes >< everything! before I go to a con

>> No.7066302

I guess my insecurity appearance wise like most people. I'm a spindly upside down triangle when I'd rather be anything that looks remotely more feminine and cute. I'm too straight angled and flat chested to cosplay most women, but I'm too short and waify to cosplay men without looking like a high school freshman.
I'm mostly just upset about my face and how make up just does weird things to it. Putting on a normal amount of make up makes me look mannish when I cosplay women, but the same effect in crossplay makes me look like some fake boi or a scene kid.
The only time I've ever felt comfortable or never felt hideous is when I'm cosplaying a character with body paint and wearing robes or a uniform. I dunno. I'm just really tired of getting excited about making a cosplay and then never wearing it because it looks and feels wrong on me.

>> No.7066303

>>7065744

Funfact: A lot of people have uneven breasts, it's more common than you might think, so don't worry about that too much.

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Huge nose, looks much worse when I smile so I don't want to cosplay any characters who tend to be smiley.

pic related, it's really bad

>> No.7066525
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Pectus Excavatum.

This is the best pic I could get of it. Follow the line right below my sternum and you can see how it dips inwards. The worst part is it isn't centered. Usually on women PE actually gets covered by and enhances their chest. Since mine is off to the right, my right boob sinks into it. I can't wear push-ups, I can't wear v-necks, I have a hard time wearing bikini tops. You can actually grab and hold onto the right side of my ripcage because it's got an S shape.

I went to multiple pediatricians when I was younger and it was still developing and they all either never heard of it, or took a 2 second look at it and said it wasn't that bad. I could have gotten surgery for it for free from a children's hospital when I was younger, but now that I'm in my 20s and my bones have solidified, surgery would be difficult and risky.

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>>7066525
Also, I'm on the very edge of being legally blind. As in, I'm not blind enough to get assistance, but I do have to wear clunky, cinderblock glasses.

Obviously I can take off the glasses for photos, but what's worse is I can't wear -any- coloured or circle lenses because of the curve of my eyes.

Also I keep getting mistaken for a trap. ;_;

>> No.7066535

>>7066525
Youre hot as fuck anon, no chest indent will ever change that. You go out there and wear whatever the fuck you want, dont give a shit what stupid people might think! And if youre really just uncomfortable with it, get into armor making! Build some cool ass full body suit of armor and make everyone jealous! You can do it, just stop carin what other people think, and start caring about what you want for a change!

>> No.7066537

>>7066532
How bad are your eyes?

>> No.7066538

>>7066525
Sorry for you anon.
I know it's no consolation, but I find it rather flattering, especially in this photo here. You could be one of those ethereal custom BJDs.
My boyfriend actually has pectus excavatum, and he's never mentioned it once but I think he's not too fond of it. I personally love it, because it's a unique thing about him. It's somewhere to rest my hand where I sleep.

All the best with your body, anon.

>> No.7066540

I've gained weight. I'm not fat, but I'm not thin anymore and it's hard to accept. Up until around 21 I was very thin with a flat stomach and I didn't have to work to stay that way. I can't seem to drum up the will power to do anything about it, which is pathetic. I have a friend who lost 130 pounds- an entire me- in a year and I can't lose 15.

I'm also flat chested. I barely fill an a cup.

My skin isn't terrible, but I have a bunch of red marks on my chin and my forehead is shiny enough to blind people.

I don't have a double chin but the skin under my chin isn't taut so it looks gross.

My face is very round and of course the last place I lose weight. When I smile with an open mouth I look extra fat. My cheeks in particular seem to weigh down my whole face.

My teeth aren't very white, but I have no insurance so there's not a whole lot I can do about it. I tried the whitening strips once when I was in high school and they made my teeth look spotty and it freaked me out.

On the plus side, all my hair insecurity is unnecessary because I always wear a wig.

>> No.7066547

My height and my boobs.
I'm 5'0" and large-breasted so I'm too short to pull off most mature-looking characters well but my body isn't suited for most child-like characters.

>> No.7066553

My biggest insecurity is my thick waist. It appears thin from the side, but wide from the front. I don't have that nice hourglass tapered waist, it's more like a rectangle. Even though I have a flat stomach I tend to shy away from bodysuits or midriff baring costumes because I always end up looking chubby.

>> No.7066564

>>7066540
>I don't have a double chin but the skin under my chin isn't taut so it looks gross.
>My face is very round and of course the last place I lose weight. When I smile with an open mouth I look extra fat. My cheeks in particular seem to weigh down my whole face.
Same to both of the above.
I'm very thin (technically underweight), but profile photos can make me look chubby to fat if I don't hold my jaw and head right and smile a certain way.
I literally do not lose cheek fat until I'm under 90lbs at 5'5" (which happened when I had strep and couldn't eat for a week), so I'm stuck with the chubby cheeks pretty much forever.

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>>7066540
>dat feel
Fat bitches with small titties struck the fuck out in the genetic lottery.

>> No.7066569

I have really big hips, thighs and ass, no matter what I do I can't exercise them down, just tone(which isn't bad) I'm also fairly tall(5'9) and have small A cup tits. I really wish I could cosplay loli characters but my hips etc make it impossible. I usually cosplay mature characters but for that I have to stuff. I just wish there was a cosplay for me with my small boobs and huge hips.

>> No.7066577

>>7066569
There are loads of pears in anime.
I can't think of many on the spot. But really, there are lots.

>> No.7066578

ITT: Women are fucking insane.

>Pro tip: Literally no dude will notice 95% of the shit you all worry about on a daily basis.

While you sit there worrying if you look fat or your nose is too big or your tits too small etc., he's thinking this chick is out of my league or has a boyfriend or whatever.

As far as cosplay goes...We all know you're there to impress and be accepted by other women. Because, any guy there is going to drool all over you regardless. Oh, and the bitch you're worried about judging you...has as many flaws as you.
>Read this thread for confirmation of that last point

>> No.7066579

>>7066578
Truer words have never before been spoken on /cgl/.

>> No.7066586

>>7066578
That's great and all but no one can give you self gratification but yourself. A hundred people can tell you that all the things you hate about yourself don't matter or are attractive or whatever, and it means shit until you yourself feel that way.

I know you're a troll and all, but there are a number of dudes ITT also.

Sage for makin me respond.

>> No.7066587

>>7066578
While I agree that plenty of women are too over-critical of themselves, many of the insecurities cited in this thread have to do with character accuracy, not just "Oh I don't like how I look". If you have a mature look and huge tits, but primarily enjoy moe characters, you're not going to be able to pull off cosplay of those characters well.

/Cgl/ doesn't make it any better with the constant nitpicking of others' cosplay photos. "This Yoko has no boobs!" "This girl looks way too old to be cosplaying Madoka!"

tl;dr while you're right, I don't think you understand the purpose of this thread.

>> No.7066607

My chin or lack of it and my tummy, even though i'm actually pretty slim and have a tiny waist, every fat in my body is visible in my belly.

>> No.7066612

>>7066607
I forgot to add my teethgums, when I laugh they're really visible and I think it's really ugly

>> No.7066623

>>7066578
With slim faces, small noses and gargantuan boobs being shined and idolized as beauty; it's no wonder a lot of women think they're fucked up looking and insecure about themselves.

>inb4 oh boy feminazi

>> No.7066625
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7066625

>>7066586
>implying I'm a troll and not dropping bombs of wisdom on you

>> No.7066631

>>7066623
>muh impossible standards

Yeah and dudes are supposed to have washboard abs and 8% body fat. That works both ways sweetie.

>> No.7066638

>>7065804
thank you anon, I usually get bashed on 4chan for being ugly, so that means a lot.

>>7065838
got it, i'll remember that~ Thank you anon

>> No.7066639

>>7066578
This so much.

Men are desperate to fuck anything they can, especially in Western countries where good looking women are very rare. Plus, they're raised on a feminist garbage diet in schools, so they do anything to put you on the pedestal as long as you look vaguely human like.

All you need to do is say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyraA41XuKg

>> No.7066641

>>7066631
It actually seems generally nodded upon for guys to "let go" as they grow older.

>> No.7066643
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>>7066631
>mfw one of these is clearly worse than the other

>> No.7066647

>>7066641
Oh..and women don't?
But that's not really the issue is it? The real issue is that your worst critics are your gal pals
Riddle me this: Who's telling women that they need to be thin?(Diets, exercise fads) Younger? (Botox, plastic surgery)

Hint: It ain't men writing articles in Cosmo...

>> No.7066645

>>7065558
same anon.
Found another insecurity about my body this time.
I just remembered this last night when looking in a mirror. I have pidgeon breast. That means, my rib cage bulges out in the middle of my chest. I can't ever bind it. I'm a ftm trans so I bind on a daily basis, but even when I do, it still looks like I have a breast in the middle of my chest....when my breasts are already bound...

>> No.7066648

>>7066578
Except it's not about what men think of us. Are you so egotistical that you have to assume every insecurity a woman has revolves around getting a dick? Women can get all the dick they want just by virtue of being a woman, and are well aware of this. It's about conforming to your own standard of beauty and being happy when you look in the mirror. It's nothing to do with other people's opinion, otherwise everyone's insecurities would vanish as soon as they were complimented or reassured.

>> No.7066654

>>7066648
Read what I wrote babe. Women don't seek the attention of men, they seek the attention of other women. I said as much.
>lrn2into basic reading comp.

>> No.7066657

I'm just ugly, I guess.
I want to cosplay female characters, but I'm a dude so that makes it pretty much impossible for me. I've also got a bit of a fat tummy, but other than that I've got a pretty normal body.

I've already lost a few pounds since I started eating better and exercising, so I'm hoping to get enough of my belly gone so that I'll feel comfortable cosplaying Joseph Joestar in November.

>> No.7066665

>>7066639
Oh god I love Coldplay too... pls be my bf :3

>> No.7066667

>>7066643
SRS pls

>> No.7066669

I've lost quite a bit of weight this past year but I'm still a fat fuck and that makes me feel like shit in my cosplays. I'm glad I have friends who don't think I'm a fat fuck and I can have fun with them in costume. Makes me feel like the luckiest fatass in the world.

Also I get horrible cases of eczema on my arms and hands and it's really hard to get rid of. Covering it up would be okay if it didn't just make my problem worse.

>> No.7066672
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7066672

It's been fun girls.
>pic related

>> No.7066675

Ugly feet. They are misshapen and my toes deserved to be genocided. I'll never, ever wear open shoes or sandals.

>> No.7066679

>>7066623
Maybe you wouldn't feel so insecure if you didn't only care about the opinions of 10/10 Alphas that you don't deserve to begin with. You have high standards for men, but if those... those.. MISOGYNISTS dare to have some standards of their own it's the end of the world, you're a victim, you're suffering, the patriarchy is making you miserable et cetera et cetera blah blah blah.

Personally, I can't wait for the day we'll discover a serum of gay and turn all men gay and reproduce artificially with cloning. It's literally a wet dream, a perfect world without wars and injustice, only semen flowing like wine...

>> No.7066680

>>7066672
Well good riddance. I bet that fucking misogynistic prick raped dozens of women while pillaging war torn countries and he raped and beaten his wife regularly. All artifacts of patriarchy can't die fast enough.

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>>7066679
I..I'm so confused by this post Anon. You appear redpilled but then you go full SRS

>> No.7066683

>>7066681
?

I don't see how getting rid of women is SRS. I want all men to become gay so that we have no more use for them. Heterosexuality is a mental illness.

>> No.7066686

>>7066679
But I like nerdy boys.

>> No.7066687
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>>7066680
Oh hai SRS

>> No.7066688

>>7065552
My belly button is weird.
I have a flat stomach that SHOULD look great when exposed, but my belly button goes horizontal instead of vertical, so it always looks like shit no matter what I do.

>> No.7066685

>>7066679
Gross. Semen smells awful. I wouldn't want to be dodging flowing semen while walking along stinky jizz streets.

>> No.7066690

>>7066685
Obviously a woman. Enlightened men like me are true connoisseurs of semen. So many smells, so many tastes... it's like human caviar.

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>>7066687

>> No.7066692

>>7066680
>>7066679
trolls pls.

Just ignore and move on. This thread started out great, don't go derailing it now.

>> No.7066707
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7066707

>>7066686
Oh really? Which of these made you wet and why?

All of them must have horrible personalities since they used to be tripfags here, but you can guess which one were popular and are still remembered to this day and which ones are forgotten by the sands of time, dying alone in their basements.

>> No.7066710

>>7066654
>>Pro tip: Literally no dude will notice 95% of the shit you all worry about on a daily basis.

While you sit there worrying if you look fat or your nose is too big or your tits too small etc., he's thinking this chick is out of my league or has a boyfriend or whatever.


Perhaps you should read it back yourself.

>> No.7066712

>>7066707
ATIWAB and Enzio = ovaries gone <3

>> No.7066713

>>7066638
What do you expect from 4chan? But really, if you're the first girl who posted her picture you're not ugly.

>> No.7066715

>>7066532

Mmm I'd fall into that trap

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>>7066710
Interesting that you stopped there...

>> No.7066720

>>7066532
I know that feel anon.
My glasses are a constant problem in cosplay for me and there isn't very much hope of contact lenses for me unless I get some sweet eye insurance.

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7066724

>>7066707
>implying /m/ isn't one of the Alphas who get /cgl/ pussy
three girls from /cgl/ pictured

three girls that got deflowered after this picture was taken pictured

:yeeeeeah: (We Won't Get Fooled Again)

>> No.7066725

>>7066657
Keep up that healthy style and you'll drop that tummy. Congratulations on already losing some weight!

>> No.7066727

>>7066707
/v/ is pretty cute.

>> No.7066729

>>7066713
>girl
actually...i'm ftm transgender

>> No.7066726

>>7065567
In all honesty if you have problems with your boobs do pushups. It honestly pushes up the muscle under your boobs and in turn lifts them!

>> No.7066733

I only weigh like 115 lbs but I have chubby cheeks and a soft jaw so I always look way fatter than I am in photos. Feels bad man.

>> No.7066735
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7066735

>>7066726
Thank you anon, I'll start doing that.

>> No.7066738
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>>7066707
>Alpha
>/pol/ not included
>mfw

>> No.7066740

>>7066729
So you're a girl.

>> No.7066741

>>7066724
Are they really all related? The ones standing right next to you look like twins but the third one looks a bit different.

>> No.7066744

>>7066587
This thread is already too far gone, but this person has the right of it.

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>>7066740

>> No.7066747

>>7066738
Ignore the board tags, it's just some picture I borrowed (some shit about tripfag "board-tans") for demonstrative purposes.

The point is, that no matter how you spin it, you have to first concentrate and use mental focus to block out the pictures of the Alpha guys (in pink) and then you can look at the rest and say "ooh, but /m/ is so... c...uh... cute...t-too, r-right girls?" to pretend you're some edgy special snowflake who doesn't want Bear penis.

>> No.7066746

>>7066726
Not the anon you're replying to, but when my boobs were like that it was during a period where I was incredibly slim with some muscles from near-constant exercise. My boobs looked fine, but if you grabbed them they felt... empty.

>> No.7066748

>>7066729

Look I don't care what you call yourself, you are delicious. So can I give you the D or not?!

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7066751

>>7066733
Don't feel bad. Girls with chubby cheeks are adorable. This girl lost weight to the point where she looks like she's skin and bones and she still has chubby cheeks. They're cute and make you look youthful. I'd trade them for my gaunt-ass face any day.

>> No.7066754

>>7066742
let me tell it how I feel it then

NO ONE CARES

if you some unique fuckin snowflake that "does not conform to binary gender idendidides!!1!1!!"

NO ONE CARES

all that matters is

a) do you have a dick
b) do you have a cunt

if a) then you're a guy
if b) then you're a cunt, but also a female

>> No.7066755

I have really dark circles underneath my eyes. Like if I don't sleep well the night before, and the lighting is wrong I've had people ask if I have a black eye before.
My breasts are toooooo fucking big. I'm somewhere in the DD-G range and I want to be an A. I just bought a binder that I pretty much plan on wearing constantly.
I've been working out because I was a bit chubbier than I wanted to be, and though I lost fat I just got fucking muscles in its place. I've always been muscular with a bit of chub over it, but now im just fucking muscles and how do i get rid of it without getting fat.
My face is fat I think, or square, and my head looks huge because I have 192481904891 hairs. My hairs thin but there is so fucking much of it.
My ribs are strange, I don't even know how to explain it. Theyre very... broad and prominent.
I have a bump on one of my fingers.
I hate my nose.
My eyes are too small, I have a epicanthic fold. what the fuck am I supposed to do about this.
I have indented hips I think, like not bad ones but I do.
I have stretch marks from going from ed to chubbier than normal several times in my life. Then recently I got some from going to the gym.
My feet are always callously.
I hate my lips, theyre evenly full on both the top and bottom in the middle, then the sides are a bit thinner and I wish my mouth was longer???
My eyebrows and wrong. Plus one grows into the fucking side of my nose and I have to trim it all the time.
I have stupid ass emo scars and it limits what I wear as it is.
I don't mind my teeth but theyre not perfect. I refused to get braces and my parents are shitty spineless assholes and never encouraged or forced me to do anything even though were more than wealthy enough that there wasn't any reason they shouldn't have forced me.
tl;dr I fucked up everything and I'm pissed about it

>> No.7066760

>>7066755
oh yeah and my voice is fucking terrible to the point where I was selectively mute growing up and there's days where I don't go out because I feel bad that people have to hear my ugly fucking voice

>> No.7066761

>>7066754
um >>7066742 was not a post from me (trans person) so excuse you anon for being so butthurt about me not having gotten surgery yet

>> No.7066756

>>7066754
Plenty of people care you ignorant shit head.

>> No.7066757
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7066757

>tfw male and blessed with the ability to eat literally anything I want and not have my weight fluctuate more than +/- lbs.

>> No.7066758

>>7066747
I actually think /sp/ looks like a huge tool. What's with that hair? /fit/ and /v/ are the cutest. /fa/ also looks like a tool and the rest look like creepers.

>> No.7066766

>>7066746
Explain more? Im not exactly sure what youre trying to get at here.

>> No.7066767

>>7066754
You're preaching to the choir. I thought it was m-to-f. My mistake anon.

>> No.7066764

>>7066756
I care as well.

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7066765

>>7066748
are you sure you wanna do that, anon

>> No.7066770

>>7065849
it's a cyst. I have one in a different spot. It's probably from how you held your pencil. I constantly put like a finger over my finger.

>> No.7066768

>>7066761
Why are you even responding to these trolls? Ignore them.

>> No.7066774

>>7066766
The density of my boobs was terrible. Judging by your name, I'm guessing you're female. If you grabbed your own boobs right now and squeezed, there'd probably be some give put you couldn't do something like squeeze them all the way from top to bottom. I COULD do that, it felt like my boobs were fat and air.

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>>7066768

>> No.7066773
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7066773

>hooded eyes
>bump nose
>bad teeth
>acne
>oily skin
>large face
>im 5'10, to tall to be kawaii
>strech marks on back
>strech mark on sides
;_;

>> No.7066776

>>7066774
But, not put

>> No.7066778

>>7066774
Very few women have perfect boobs anon, just get a good bra and no one will know the difference.

>> No.7066782

>>7066773
It's a button nose and it's adorable. You're actually very cute!

>> No.7066779

>>7066756
they DON'T you racist cracker bitch

they just SAY it cuz then they lookin like "aww shit, dis nigga all care about other niggas! dis nigga gotta be good! I'mma give dis nigga all my attention 'n shit"

just like yo liberal ass slavemasters who keep the black man in the hood, keep em dumb and uneducated so they all be voting obama and his democrats cuz then dey know den dey ain't gotta do nothing to get the black vote since dem stupid niggers gonna keep voting for him just cuz he black(and he ain't even that)

I'mma not sayin we should vote republican, what we need is a revolution to throw down the white man and the jew and install some real black leadership that do care

>> No.7066786

>>7066773
ayo Girl, they call me snowstorm, cos I can give you a few inches and really inconvenience your morning.

>> No.7066783

>>7066774
>>7066776
I guess its all about watching how much you exercise them. Also, you must remember all people are different! I think Im understand what youre saying, how frequently did you do push ups and how much?

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>>7066779

>> No.7066788

>>7066778
Yeah, they're not like that anymore. I'm a c-cup now and my boobs are far more solid.

>> No.7066792

>>7066789
>responding to that idiot
just stop

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>>7066786
o-ok anon!

>> No.7066795

ITT:

Women who are having a low self-esteem right now (possibly because they've been without a boyfriend for a week or maybe even *le gasp* two?) fishing for compliments.

If this were old /cgl/, this shit wouldn't be tolerated.

But this is *new* /cgl/, where it's all underage special snowflakes from Tumblr and Betas from other boards who come here to masturbate / talk to girls (this thread provides material for both of those tasks).

everyone posting below this line is a newfag cancer -v

_____SPEC_OPS_________THE_LINE_____________________________________________

>> No.7066796

>>7066783
I didn't do pushups, I lifted, but I was working the same muscles. I was lifting a couple of times a week, but I was also working a really physical job where I was regularly moving anywhere from 100-300 pounds worth of stuff around on a flatbed, sometimes up and down hills, and I was usually moving heavy boxes or carrying around a heavy vending tray. I worked at Sea World and I was usually on stadium vending duty. If you've never been to Seaworld, you have to go up hills for almost all the stadiums to make it easier for them to have the tanks be built into the ground. Sometimes I'd be pushing flatbeds around and walking up and down the stairs in the stadiums carrying my bigass vending tray for 16 hours (worked a lot of doubles during the busy season).

>> No.7066800

>>7066795
Oh please, I've been going on here for years and we've always had threads like this. You remember when anons from other boards would come here and shit talk us for having threads where we'd talk about our periods?

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7066802

>>7066795
>/thread yourself

>> No.7066801

>>7066792
see, that here is exactly the shit I been talking about

on the Internet you go all "d'awww Bredquanda and Tyrone are black students so we gave them this award for being black and reminding us of our #privilege"

but if I dare voice my own opinion, and it ain't one that be praising you, then I'm just a stupid fuckin nigger to you

>>7066789
oh you thinking imma go "chimp out" over that? little nigga had it coming, I support anarchy so... killing in self defense is fair game even if he just a white pussy who thinks nosebleed = life danger

>> No.7066804

>>7066801
>implying you're not a counter shill from /pol/

>> No.7066805

>>7066795
Chill out dude.
Every girl has things she's insecure about, especially in a community where our looks are graded so harshly. It's nice to be able to see other anons struggling with similar issues and to get some feedback.

>> No.7066807

>>7066801
>>7066779
You should make YouTube videos voicing your opinions. It's gonna be a huge hit, you're like the black version of "girlwriteswhat".

>> No.7066810

>>7066804
>>7066807
>all black men must have the same opinions and support us White Democrat Liberal Feminist Heroes

JIDF/SRS = the enemy of humanity

>> No.7066809

>>7066796
Well. Im not exactly sure what I am to say. Im just telling her what works out for me.

>> No.7066811

>>7066801
>Bredquanda
my sides are never coming back

>> No.7066812

>>7066805
seconding this
It also gives opportunities for people to be given advice as to how to make themselves look better in cosplay. Isn't that was /cgl/ is always going crazy about? Good cosplays? Wouldn't this, in turn, be beneficial for the people who lurk?

>> No.7066815

>your face when you realize that >>7066801 >>7066779 is also >>7066786
So much for the "proud independynt". Takes one average looking white woman to cloud a negro's mind.

>> No.7066816

>>7066815
*proud independynt black man act

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7066817

>>7066815
#rekt

>> No.7066820

>>7066812
But this has nothing to do with good costumes. This has everything to do with cosplay is a beauty contest shit that has become the cancer slowly killing the hobby.

>> No.7066822

>>7066817
>people still using that easily shoppable shit as proof
I want to see (You) behind the other two quotes instead. That's not as easy to shop.

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>> No.7066830

>>7066823
whelp at least we made it to about 200 posts before the faggotry set in permanently. See you guys next thread.

>> No.7066833

>>7066707
Shit like this is why I'm never EVER posting my picture on 4chan.

>> No.7066828

Good job /b/ros

>> No.7066834

>>7066707
I see no /co/, which is my perfect man. How fucking dare you forget them, you fetid cunt.

Get out.

>> No.7066840

>>7066834
/co/ is the shittest board on 4chan after /cgl/. /co/ isn't even a part of 4chan. They are more an extension of tumblr.

If you want a real man, date /m/.

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7066842

>>7066817
shopped
the 4chan coding has it so that the indentation after the number and before the you is spaced at a 1, 1/4 ggs space interval.
try harder next time

>> No.7066847

>>7066840
I don't like /m/, I like /co/. You can't keep us apart.

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7066852

>>7066834
>>7066840
>>7066847
>implying /co/ is attractive

Valle, please stop dropping trip

>> No.7066850

>>7066847
It's true. Keeping somebody who likes /co/ away from /co/ is like keeping a faggot away from an asshole.

Enjoy getting shit all over yourself.

>> No.7066854

>>7066850
Shit washes away, but love is forever.

Unless he loses his job or something. If I have to pay the rent myself, it's over, and I'm taking the dog.

>> No.7066853

The only boards I find dateable are /co/, /u/, /sci/, and sometimes /ck/, and /fit

>> No.7066858

>>7066852
i'd frickity frack him.

>> No.7066860

>>7066852
Why is hexenharlot / Eva twice in that picture?

>hearts next to her

Oh I see, you're her yourself.

>> No.7066862

>>7066852
/v/ and /jp/ have massive swag in that picture.

>> No.7066886

>>7066860
..........
.........
........

you mean /r9k/ and /mlp/, right? ...the latter... is... a man

>> No.7066893
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7066893

My face is really round, and while I don't really mind it too much, it can make taking pictures a pain in the ass. (I have no defined cheekbones.)
Though one huge con is that my forehead is only a fourhead, not even a fivehead, but it's still fucking huge and takes up more than 1/3 of my face.

One of my eyes is slightly bigger than the other and it bothers the hell out of me.

My nose is a polish/swedish/irish hybrid, it's large and pointy and it's probably the one thing I hate the most on my face. I smile and it just fucking STICKS out like a sore thumb.

I'm 18 and I already have wrinkles right under my eyes, two on my forehead that really show up on bad days (worry lines), and smile lines. I try to not move my face as much as possible, eat well, and sleep well, since wrinkles are hard to get rid of. (If you even can get rid of them.)

My lips are also a decent size, but have no shape to them.

With my body, I'm more of an apple/strawberry shape than anything, but I do have a defined waist. My fat storage just goes waist>upper top half>hips>legs. I really wish I stored more fat in my hips and butt. The only "womanly" thing about my body are my boobs.

I have violin hips, which accentuate my waist fat and I always look weird despite how much weight I lose or what I wear. It's frustrating.

I try to fix them with make-up, side-swept bangs on wigs, circle lenses, skirts/bottoms that flare out, and corsets! Right now I'm trying to lose more weight as well! I'm 135 lbs at 5'5, which is "healthy", but I'd really like to lose at least 10 more pounds.

>> No.7066897

>>7066773
>>7066793
I think you're adorable!
I'm tall too, so I feel your pain there, but seriously, your face is supa cute~

>> No.7066900

I wouldnt be able to resist...

>> No.7066902

>>7066900
Proof that all men are rapists deep down.

>> No.7066907

>>7065724
>- Dimples
>- Big butt
>- Child-bearing hips

But, those are all fantastic things to have?

>> No.7066911

Well this thread took a rapid turn for the garbage disposal...

>>7066645
That's actually the opposite of what I have, it's called pectus carinatum.

>>7066623
Supermodel measurements actually require b cup or less, so giant tits are more about sex appeal than beauty.

>> No.7066919

>>7065807
Regardless of what people say, most people nowadays do actually start balding/getting wrinkles/cellulite around mid twenties to thirties, and then it progresses. Don't feel too bad, though. I think there are products or wigs or (very short) sew-in extensions that could help you somewhere.

>> No.7066924

>>7065970
Just gain some muscle, it will help you lose weight at the same time. Skinny/chubby/fat/undefined guys are gross.

>> No.7066961

>>7066907

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>> No.7066967
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7066967

Picture is me, I'd date any of you beautiful girls ITT. :)

P-please... respond.

>> No.7067000

>>7066967
Would date. Love chubby baby faces.

>> No.7067006
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7067006

>>7066924
I've been exercising with dumb bells and running pretty much every day, so I'm not a complete mess. It's just this last bit of stubborn fat around my stomach area won't seem to go away. I want to start lifting heavy once I hit 150.

>> No.7067043

>>7067006
looks like the average DYEL virgin from 4chans

>> No.7067061
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7067061

>>7066967
Wouldn't date. I don't like my men looking like long faced Spencer-Rice-the-retard.

>> No.7067062

>>7066961
>vertical text
>p p please respond

>> No.7067065

>>7067006
Looks like you have baby diarrhea all over you. Aside from that, I lol at this "stubborn fat". There's nothing wrong with you.

>> No.7067077
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>>7066967
>I'd date any of you beautiful girls ITT
>:)
>P-please... respond.

I hope you get stuffed in a locker.

>> No.7067082

>>7067065
It's pudding. That was at a pudding wrestling thing.

Anyway, it's just around my belly button area, and a bit around my sides. It might not be immediately visible in the picture but I just feel gross when I put on spandex and look at the bump where my torso begins and my waist ends.

>> No.7067089

>>7067062
You're just mad cause you had to turn your head around to read it.

>> No.7067098

>>7067089
LOL nah faggot

>> No.7067101

>>7066967
I'd give you a chance if I was single.

>> No.7067115

My only insecurities have to do with the fact that I'm skinnyfat. Everything waist up is fine and my calves look pretty good but my upper thighs and belly make me cringe, even though I know most people would call me thin. Thankfully I don't cosplay much and only wear Lolita, so my insecurities get all covered up with the poofy dresses.

>> No.7067129

>>7067000
>>7067101
T-thanks girls. You're cute too, r-right?

>> No.7067132

Looks like /b/ was here earlier

>> No.7067141

I'm just insecure in general about my face
Nose is too big, eyes are too large

Then I get into this downward spiral about how guys shouldnt feel this way and stuff

>> No.7067147

>>7067129
I posted my face in this thread. I think I'm kinda cute.

>> No.7067155

>>7067141
Post a picture?

>> No.7067179

>>7066547
On the upside, you sound like the perfect candidate for cosplaying any sort of a dwarf woman. But maybe that's just my D&D side speaking.

>> No.7067176

>>7066897
thank you!

>> No.7067201
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>>7067155
I look like shit but here

>> No.7067206 [DELETED] 
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7067206

My nose. It's kinda big and flat.
But my biggest problem is that it is kinda crooked when faced head on.
It creates and ugly shadow and makes it look very crooked. (Looks like a hump is sticking out to the side)
I'm stuck because contouring just makes it look worse. I'm not sure how to make it look less noticeable. Any tips? (Besides the obvious of having surgery)

>> No.7067211

I have an upturned nose, I have acne, and I look like I'm 16
I'm a guy

>> No.7067213

>>7067147
>thread named 'Cosplay Insecurities'
>all the girls (and one mangina who's embraced his inner femininity so hard that he's become a woman mentally) posting their pictures and whining that they're not 'pweeeeeeeeety bawww!'
>she posts her picture
>she thinks she's cute

Hue. Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.

>> No.7067214

>>7067201
>>7067201
You look okay, just kinda chubby.

>> No.7067226

>>7067201
Not bad, your face is a lil chubby but if you start working out a few days a week that will go away.

>> No.7067221

>>7067213
Since when does having insecurities mean you think you're ugly?

>> No.7067228

I love my boobs but anon rags on them all the time
>My stomach has that line from gaining too much weight too quickly and not buying larger pants to grow into
>broad ribcage
>broad shoulders
>unven nose (it looks a little smaller than Annie from SnK, but it's bigger on one side than the other)
>nasty stretch marks that shine in every light from losing 60 lbs

>> No.7067239

>>7066669
Try coconut oil, I just ketosis pilaris but I hear it can help eczema as well
<3

>> No.7067246

>>7066553
I know this feel

>> No.7067255

>>7066287
Oh my god my skin is the same way. Does anyone know what might help?? I exfoliate but my nose is constantly peeling even if I scrub it bright red all the time.

>> No.7067256

I hate the cellulite on the back of my thighs right under my butt. My boyfriend says it's no big deal but I feel like it's really noticeable. I'm not fat or anything; in fact I'm fairly thin and eat healthy for the most part. Is there any way to get rid of it? Has anyone had any luck? I didn't have any until I went on birth control.

>> No.7067274
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7067274

>skinny as fuck
>massive nose of Jewish proportions
>braces
>giraffe neck
>small eyes
>too scared to show anyone my face over the internet
>6'1 manlet

Should I just kill myself or

>> No.7067296

I have pretty good self esteem and I think I'm actually quite pretty, I like how I look and all, but one thing I get so upset over is my boobs. I am plus sized but with a really small waist(relative to my size), and I would have a banging hourglass figure... if my boobs weren't so small. They're far apart, there's barely any tissue to make them round, they're literally cone shaped. I hate them so much and as soon as I have enough money I'm going to get implants.

>> No.7067300
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7067300

>tfw guy you like hooks up with small chested pancake assed fat chick
Are guys just really that desperate when it comes to sex?

>pic related, it's her on the left.

>> No.7067305

>>7067274
no you should just date me because youre qt

>> No.7067306

>>7067300
I've known a few guys who would quite possibly fuck absolutely anything that offered it to them.

>> No.7067311

>>7067300
Wow the guy in question must either have no standards or be a virgin.

>> No.7067351

>>7066911
i'm guessing you mean that it caves in instead of bulging out?
Is there anything you do about it?

>> No.7067352

>>7067274
You should be proud of your body. You could easily pull off many of the characters from Ouran High School Host Club. There are many different anime series' with extremely tall characters so you could pull them off way easier than anyone else. As for issues with your face, makeup can do you a great deal my friend~

>> No.7067596

I am short, 5'0", but that hasn't posed a problem for me yet considering I tend to want to cosplay young/short characters. However, I am not as thin as I'd like to be in order for me to feel as though I'm doing the character justice. If I were 100lbs, sure, but I'd need to lose 20lbs for that. I'd look a lot better at my height with that too.

Like many of you, I also have that stupid fat pooch on my belly. It could probably be easily remedied with some hardcore exercise/toning, but I'll be honest and say that I'm lazy. More than anything, though, I have a big ass and thighs. I hate it because I'm otherwise alright, but then I have fatty/jigglyness in those areas.

Then most importantly, I have pitted acne scars on my face. I don't know what to do about them. I also hate how I look in photos. I just don't find myself attractive, I guess. I can't even describe what I specifically find unattractive about my face... it just is.

>> No.7067607
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7067607

majority of you gals and guys are qt so don't be so hard on yourselves!

>> No.7067610

>>7067352
>>7067305

People being nice to me?
This is /cgl/ right?

>> No.7067708

I'm Asian with huge muscular thighs. Everyone assumes I am cosplaying some variation on Chun Li, even when dressed normally. Bonus suckage, it attracts the douchiest bros.

>> No.7067845

>>7066770
No, I know what a cyst is and that's not one. Doctor said to just leave it alone and sees what happens...

>> No.7067903

>>7067607
>majority

Who are the uggos?

>> No.7068614

>>7067274
>mfw people actually responded seriously to this obvious troll pic

>> No.7068622
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>>7067903
For males, every trip in this picture other than Enzo.

The title is like a reverse joke, you know.

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>>7068614
>mfw you think its a troll pic
Best compliment.