How much would /cgl/ charge?

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Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:35:36 2012 No.6382250 [Reply] [Original]

How much would /cgl/ charge?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:36:05 2012 No.6382254 How many times are you going to post the same thread? It's been 2 years now. You probably have some sort mental defect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:37:05 2012 No.6382261 File: 205 KB, 626x491, 134952061646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382254 >implying you wouldn't work at the snuggery

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:38:36 2012 No.6382263 more than her because I'm more kawaii. But then I think I'd have to charge less for being flat chested and therefore less snuggly

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:45:38 2012 No.6382279 >>6382263 >also called trap

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:46:08 2012 No.6382286 >>6382263 small bewbs = closer to the heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:47:09 2012 No.6382289 >>6382279 No, distinctly female but have always lacked in the chest department. but depressing really

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:48:28 2012 No.6382290 File: 11 KB, 424x364, 1341120812000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382263 I'd snuggle with you but only for free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:49:56 2012 No.6382297 >>6382289 *bit >>6382286 This is true. also, i just noticed there is a pillow between them in the picture. Is actual contact not allowed? I think I'd want to feel a little skin if I was paying for this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:50:26 2012 No.6382300 >>6382289 of course, male girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:51:30 2012 No.6382302 >>6382290 Got to make a living

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:51:58 2012 No.6382306 I don't think I could bring myself to take money from such lonely people. :c

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:52:28 2012 No.6382307 >>6382300 I will never be truly womanly. I know

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:53:28 2012 No.6382309 File: 45 KB, 426x364, 1347668934612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382302 Well fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:53:58 2012 No.6382311 >>6382306 the pensioners and war veterans thing is pretty sad. I volunteered in a home once and most of them were lovely and fascinating to talk to

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:55:58 2012 No.6382320 $25 an hour, minimum of two hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 22:58:28 2012 No.6382327 >>6382307 vagina != dick

Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:01:02 2012 No.6382339
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Women get so many fucking perks. I don't know why complain about "muh nonexistent oppression in the first world". Guys are lonely and psychotic as fuck and are a gold mine. You don't even have to open your legs. You just literally have to be there.

I'd hug ugly girls for money. That'd be awesome. I want free money. But nope, I'm a guy so I have to work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:05:02 2012 No.6382348 It never actually says how much she'll charge per hour. So I can't get a gauge of how much something like this is worth. But something like this >>6382263 except I'd use my flat chest to an advantage since I only appeal to a distinct group of people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:07:03 2012 No.6382351 >>6382339 Look, I see where you're going, and I hate feminazi women just as much as you do. However, everyone is oppressed in some way. I just feel like pointing that out. Not everyone is the entitled bitch you're describing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:10:32 2012 No.6382359 >>6382348 Well, if she works 8 hours a day, she charges 32$ per hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:10:32 2012 No.6382360 >>6382339 Shut up you idiot, I would love to just spend a whole afternoon cuddling and napping with a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:12:55 2012 No.6382371 File: 220 KB, 372x373, 1345086491996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382360 Then go do it. You could do that and get paid as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:13:54 2012 No.6382374 >>6382359 >>6382348 http://www.thesnuggery.org/rates_services.html 60 an hour

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:14:25 2012 No.6382379 >>6382360 Then do it. You're a woman, you can cuddle with anyone you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:16:32 2012 No.6382387 >>6382379 >>6382371 Depends on how good looking you are. Depends on how much time you have. Depends on whether the guy who wants to cuddle you is a rapist or not. Why not just go be a prostitute?

Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:19:30 2012 No.6382401
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>>6382387
>Why not just go be a prostitute?
I don;'t know why not? If you were like a college chick and needed some spending cash, that'd be baller as fuck.

And you don't have to be good looking. I guarantee there are a billion ugly girls on craiglist right now getting paid to cuddle, fuck, or whatever some guy wants.

Dude, do you even realize that there is a thing called "money slavery"? Not even joking. Free money. You don't even have to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:20:00 2012 No.6382406 >>6382401 > If you were like a college chick and needed some spending cash, that'd be baller as fuck. Most women in college prostitute, actually.

>>	Cloud Trife !!j5h39ik24cd Sun Nov 4 23:21:01 2012 No.6382411 >>6382406 "most" lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:21:01 2012 No.6382412 File: 69 KB, 894x651, 1345087067750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382406 Well, there you go. A vagina is a godsend and it gets really old when girls in the first world complain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:29:31 2012 No.6382442 >>6382412 I agree, but nothing's going to change. Women have managed to delude themselves into thinking it's actually easier to be male and they need more privileges to catch up,

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:34:03 2012 No.6382454 >>6382250

>>	Cloud Trife !!j5h39ik24cd Sun Nov 4 23:35:34 2012 No.6382455 >>6382387 Why do all of these threads jump to prostitution as an instant cure for poverty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:38:54 2012 No.6382471 >>6382412 >>6382442 >>6382401 ...So that's it, then? Because there's just no way women get emotionally hurt, right? All of this is "baller as fuck", huh? Wow, from all the slut shaming I see in threads around here on /cgl/, you could've fooled me.

Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:41:54 2012 No.6382481

>>6382471
>Because there's just no way women get emotionally hurt, right?

The difference is that when women get emotionally hurt everyone is expect to drop everything and make them feel better.

When the same thing happens to men they're told to deal with it.

Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:45:54 2012 No.6382493
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>>6382471
>being so beta that you can't fuck some loser guy without getting your feelings hurt
Wow. Protip: Most girls can. And do. It's not a matter of being a slut. Being a prostitute or sex worker doesn't mean you are a slut. You are bitch, though, if you whine about "muh oppression".

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:45:54 2012 No.6382494 File: 6 KB, 281x180, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382455 Because they're grasping at straws in their arguments. Stupidity usually leads to "oh yea well PROSTITUTION!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:49:58 2012 No.6382506 >>6382494 Not really. There's a reason most of the homeless and improverished are male. Aside from the fact that society doesn't give a shit about men, they can't whore themselves as easily as for as much money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:51:58 2012 No.6382514 >>6382506 And, you know, because men are more likely to be addicted to alcohol and drugs, more likely to engage in violent crime, or any crime for that matter. BTW: a large proportion of prostitutes are actually homeless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:52:27 2012 No.6382516 >>6382514 In the US? Well duh, it's not legal and regulated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:54:57 2012 No.6382522 >>6382263 >flat chest gross

Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:55:28 2012 No.6382526

>>6382516
Yeah, so your stupid little comments about men being more likely to be homeless because they can't prostitute themselves is bullshit, as more prostitutes ARE homeless.

God you uneducated little sheltered twats, who preach on things you have no idea about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:56:57 2012 No.6382533 I'd rather cuddle with girls for free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:57:58 2012 No.6382535 >>6382533 Yeah, be a good person... free cuddles!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 23:58:58 2012 No.6382540 >>6382533 Only men would cuddle with people for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:00:28 2012 No.6382545 >>6382533 I'd rather pay them for it. Makes them feel like cheap whores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:00:57 2012 No.6382546 File: 41 KB, 300x299, 395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382540 You are completely right. I totally would cuddle with people for free, in a fucking heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:00:57 2012 No.6382547 >>6382540 Why not a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:03:37 2012 No.6382554 /sp/, pls go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:04:37 2012 No.6382558 >>6382554 not stupid enough for /sp/, seems like /fit/ to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:05:38 2012 No.6382560 >>6382547 As OP shows, women charge for it, and would noly cuddle their bfs or 10/10 alphas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:07:55 2012 No.6382567 I'd rather get paid to let guys worship my feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:08:24 2012 No.6382570 >>6382526 >comments about men being more likely to be homeless At which point was that said? >God you uneducated little sheltered twats, who preach on things you have no idea about. Landwhale, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:08:25 2012 No.6382571 >>6382567 oh boy here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:09:54 2012 No.6382572 File: 440 KB, 600x586, 135139702769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382567 >implying anyone on /cgl/ has nice feet >implying the term "worship" make my blood biol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:11:54 2012 No.6382579 >>6382567 I'd like to get paid to get dressed up in little girl clothing and berated by women. Some wishes just aren't meant to come true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:12:54 2012 No.6382583 >>6382567 That's a little too intimate for me, do you think guys would buy my used socks online?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:13:12 2012 No.6382589 >>6382583 definitely. a girl in my dorm makes videos of her feet on youtube, gets things for free from her amazon wishlist, and actually grows her toenails super long and sells them online. guys will pay for anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:14:42 2012 No.6382600 File: 91 KB, 634x405, 00005DC-795_634x405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This chick is 29? She looks 49.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:15:12 2012 No.6382602 >>6382600 Hippie chicks always look like shit once they get past 22.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:15:12 2012 No.6382604 >>6382600 She's cute but I could never cuddle with her. I just know that she's some creep. Look at her bio on her website.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:18:47 2012 No.6382614 >>6382589 >Selling toenails Jesus. Men have no self-respect. They'd worship us 24/7 if they could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:19:16 2012 No.6382615 >>6382589 What kind of feet do these men find attractive? My toes are rather square-ish so I'm not sure if my feet are up to par.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:20:46 2012 No.6382619 >>6382614 ikr, i want in on this action >>6382615 that's the thing, she's pretty average, asian with tiny flat feet. i guess some guys are into that?? as long as you haven't lost a toe in a car accident or something, you should be fine, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:21:16 2012 No.6382622 File: 123 KB, 399x477, An excellent point.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382614 Let's not get too hasty there. As a male speaking for myself, I can confidently say that I have no interest in your disgusting form.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:22:46 2012 No.6382625

>>6382615
As a footfag, I can tell you firsthand that it doesn't matter.

I mean, it DOES matter irl and with sex and relationships.

But not to the guys online looking to buy your shit. They aren't normal and don't want anything normal. I've ran across them enough due to our common interest to know that if you tell them you are a girl and show them your feet, it's game over. They will buy whatever. There's no standards. They just want. That's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:23:46 2012 No.6382627 >>6382619 can you link me her youtube? i'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:25:16 2012 No.6382632 >>6382622 Sure, you can say that from your computer chair. But put a guy in the same room as a girl and all his "standards" are gone.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:27:47 2012 No.6382637
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>>6382632
I suppose that nothing I say here can convince you to believe otherwise, so I will simply say that I do quite well with women, and concede to your point. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:27:47 2012 No.6382638 I want to sell toenails. I considered the panties thing but holy fuck, men. What are you like.. Some guy on /soc/ liked my creepy fingers and wanted to buy me nail polish from my amazon list to model for him. I have regrets I didn't take him up on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:28:17 2012 No.6382640 I wonder if painting my toenails would make the value go up or down? I'd guess down, because ~natural feminine beauty~ is superior, lol

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:29:46 2012 No.6382642

>>6382638
When guys get sexually depraved, weird shit starts coming out. Like, the foot guys will ask for dumb good stuff. The butt guys will ask for literal poop. The boob guys will ask for....who knows.

I'm glad that I'm gay and don't have to deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:30:33 2012 No.6382644 >>6382640 I know you're lurking men, can we get some opinions on this? I'll be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:31:23 2012 No.6382647 >>6382642 I think you mean "deprived".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:32:53 2012 No.6382653 >>6382644 I wouldn't buy toenails, but I prefer blue polish, yeah.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:32:53 2012 No.6382654

>>6382640
Depends on whether you have nice toe nails or not. And don't ask me what that even means. It'd be hard to describe. But believe me, it's very, very real.

Anyway, if you are going to do it, you basically are trying to "up" the sex factor. So, you'll need a color that compares/contrasts with your skin. You are on /cgl/ so I assume that's paler skin than death.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:33:27 2012 No.6382655

>>6382644
I'm not really in to it so I can't be sure, but probably down. I'm more >>6382579 type. That said, I still have some standards. I'm alright being treated poorly sexually, but I would like at least a little respect outside of that setting, just to touch on >>6382632 statement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:33:53 2012 No.6382656 >>6382642 >When guys get sexually depraved I think you mean deprived. Because the reason men develop these sorts of fetishes is sexual frustration because unlike women, they can't get sex whenever they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:34:53 2012 No.6382663 >>6382656 It's actually not just sexual frustration, though that can exacerbate fetishes in men. Generally fetishes are formed due to stress as a coping mechanism, or through some trauma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:36:23 2012 No.6382670 No love for hands? I fucking love hands.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:36:24 2012 No.6382667

>>6382654
>paler skin than death
...Got me on that one. I'm not really a toe expert, but I'd probably go with a light blue colour. I've actually talked with a few models, and they literally make thousands of dollars just from videos alone. It's insane.

Here's one I've chatted with: http://www.youtube.com/user/ilsealcorta

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:38:24 2012 No.6382677

>>6382667
I hate her. It's an example of what I said: >>6382625

Her feet really aren't that nice. In fact, they kind of suck. They are just clean and well kept. There's a difference. An analogy would gross, saggy tits that look good in a bra but are actually shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:39:53 2012 No.6382678 File: 43 KB, 500x391, 1333674076154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382670 I like cute hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:40:53 2012 No.6382682 >>6382663 > Generally fetishes are formed due to stress as a coping mechanism Maybe. But that wouldn't explain why all female abuse victims and other unstable women have generic submissive fetishes while men have a rainbow of .fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:42:23 2012 No.6382686 >>6382682 Well, women are different sexually. Men derive pleasure from visual stimulus, pretty much exclusively. Women, not so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:48:23 2012 No.6382703 >>6382686 /a/'s fetish threads bring a lot of light to this topic. archive.foolz.us/a/thread/72812640/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:50:57 2012 No.6382708 >>6382667 how exactly? i kind of want to get into this, but i don't want to if it involves getting naked and stuff. i'm pretty confident that i have nice feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:51:56 2012 No.6382710 >>6382708 How is that not getting naked? Showing your feet to them is no different to showing boobs to a regular guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:52:27 2012 No.6382712 >>6382682 >unstable women have generic submissive fetishes Actually a lot of yaoi fangirls have outrageous fetishes. Don't read Supernatural fanfiction, save yourself.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:52:27 2012 No.6382713

>>6382708
They post their amazon wishlists on their channels, and guys buy them stuff. They usually start off with shoes "to use in videos", but then it branches out to "I can't make good videos unless I have a PS3 and $300 coming every month!" and guys STILL pay for it. No nakedness required, just feets. Basically, don't overdo it, but ask and they will come. Pun intended.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:54:56 2012 No.6382716 >>6382642 hell, i know girls who recorded themselves spitting into bottles and sold that at a premium. i don't even want to imagine what the guys did with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:55:56 2012 No.6382718 So can women stop pretending their lives are in any way difficult?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:55:56 2012 No.6382719 File: 7 KB, 316x202, sad_frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that feel when not a girl and cannot sell dumb things and manipulate people on the internet with literally zero effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:58:56 2012 No.6382732 >>6382710 i guess i meant "i don't want to masturbate on camera or show them my vagina."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 00:59:26 2012 No.6382733 File: 161 KB, 700x700, 1305264648506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382719 Who's the inferior gender now, faget?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:00:26 2012 No.6382734 File: 73 KB, 498x600, peach2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382719 Aw, poor thing. But hey, at least you're big and strong and run the world, right? Hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:00:26 2012 No.6382735 File: 65 KB, 679x631, 1349407043427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382733 We still own the world bitch! We still did everything cool that ever was!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:01:27 2012 No.6382738 >>6382733 Well, now it's men because there is absolutely no benefit to being male that women don't either already have or are in the process of getting. >tfw women get the best deal in sex without question

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:03:27 2012 No.6382746 >>6382481 Yay patriarchy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:03:56 2012 No.6382749 >>6382735 >>6382734 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:03:56 2012 No.6382750 >>6382734 >>6382735 Pffhaha. Keep deluding yourselves, men. Then get back in line and maybe we'll let you hold our hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:04:00 2012 No.6382753 File: 53 KB, 601x720, 1351630712001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382750 >tfw no gf to cuddle with

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:05:57 2012 No.6382757 File: 65 KB, 350x274, 1341073137207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382750 >implying you don't crave the dick

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:08:55 2012 No.6382763

>>6382738
Although I can understand your perspective, I find that I would have to respectfully disagree with you. As I'm sure many of these fine female posters here can attest to, women enjoy being submissive in a relationship. In general, the average woman would prefer that the male make the choices in a relationship. Therefore, a clever and resourceful man can still come out the better in these changing times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:10:25 2012 No.6382767 >>6382763 I can tell you for certain that men absolutely hate making any of those decisions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:10:56 2012 No.6382771 >>6382763 But aren't men scared of making decisions about females, because they might lose their precious sexytimes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:11:25 2012 No.6382772 File: 116 KB, 546x566, 1318419114078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382757 That last attempted effort to convince yourself that you have use.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:11:25 2012 No.6382773
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>implying women aren't inferior as fuck
Your clitoris isn't even in the vagina. I may have learned this the embarrassing and hard way with my tongue, but that's some shit tier biological design if I've ever seen it.

>>6382767
Fucking beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:12:56 2012 No.6382775 >>6382773 >shit tier A lot of women don't even like insertion, so it is actually god tier design. You can choose the stimulation or have both if you are even slightly deft with your hands. Lettuce not kid ourselves.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:13:25 2012 No.6382777
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>>6382772
Who made that language? Who made that computer? Who made that website? Who made that society? Whose sperm made you? When you literally create society, then you can talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:14:25 2012 No.6382779 >>6382763 Until they make the wrong decision and the woman gets upset and starts cheating on him. Men pretty much can't win. Women rule the lower 90% of society now, and they're not benevolent. They're turning men into effete slaves.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:14:55 2012 No.6382780

>>6382767
Though I am sure that experiences in your life have led you to believe such things, I must ask that you consider that not all men are the same. I would agree that many males of current society are submissive, but absolute statements such as "all men hate making decisions" is both untrue and rather offensive. I would ask that you refrain from such absolute statements in the future. Alpha-males still exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:15:26 2012 No.6382782 >>6382775 >A lot of women don't even like insertion Women love insertion as long as the cock is big enough. There's a reason a good fucking makes a woman scream in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:15:55 2012 No.6382784 File: 171 KB, 706x677, laughingswans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ITT: monkeys in cages trying to convince the zookeepers they own the zoo.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:16:26 2012 No.6382786

>>6382779
Please consider my previous statement: "a clever and resourceful man". I am of the opinion that if a man cannot keep his woman satisfied, than he is neither clever nor resourceful enough to have any say in the relationship. Of course I must stress that this is purely my opinion, and do not wish ill of any that disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:17:25 2012 No.6382790 >>6382782 This is what men actually believe

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:17:55 2012 No.6382792 >>6382777 Even the greatest men can be controlled by the right woman, unless he's homo. Your denial is delicious.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:18:25 2012 No.6382794
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>tfw sitting in the dark watching Undercover Boss in a t-shirt and panties, checking emails to see which item from my amazon wishlist my worshippers bought me this week

I pity men, for they will never know this feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:18:25 2012 No.6382795 File: 21 KB, 286x368, 1352093679545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382784 Girl, please. Don't make take away your rights. >>6382782 Will you stop being so fucking beta? I'm trying to settle my fucking harem here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:18:56 2012 No.6382798 >>6382782 Do you honestly believe that or am I being trolled here

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:20:29 2012 No.6382802 File: 37 KB, 600x338, koeb's dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382792 You need to get off the internet and deal with actual men. Not the pussies on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:20:29 2012 No.6382804 Please friends, let us try to keep this discussion civil!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:20:29 2012 No.6382805 >>6382790 >>6382798 >women who've never been fucked right Let me guess, "the moaning is fake, our body spasms are completely voluntary, it's all an act".

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:21:30 2012 No.6382806

>>6382794
I always wondered what it would be like to sell yourself. Not, like, paid sex, or naked camwhoring, but something like applying yourself to a fetish or a certain target demographic. Like those kawaii idoruus who appeal to older men and weebs. I want to be a kawaii idoru... but I'm not kawaii.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:21:30 2012 No.6382807 File: 59 KB, 600x599, 1340428918606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382805 >dis nigga aint never seen a girl fake it lel. >>6382804 I'm trying, girl! Feminism has got these hoes all hot and bothered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:22:59 2012 No.6382813 >>6382806 Targeted fetish catering, or whatever you call it, is by far the best way to go. Kawaiiness barely matters, I don't show my face in any of my videos. I'm sure some part of you is worthy of being financed by desperate guys!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:23:29 2012 No.6382814 >>6382807 And I appreciate your efforts! However I feel that I must point out that I am a male, in the hopes that the women here see that we can be civil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:23:29 2012 No.6382815 >>6382794 what do you do? or what do you sell?

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:24:29 2012 No.6382819

>>6382805
"fucking right" and having a big dick are two different things. Having one does not necessarily mean you have the other.

Personally, I think technique trumps size, but of course being two small is a disadvantage and there's little way around that except to become really good at foreplay and oral.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:25:59 2012 No.6382821
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I wonder how much it costs to have a woman come to live with you full time, and from there do anything you ask her to do. Including fetish sex, cleaning the house, etc.
Then I had a moment of realization.
Who wants to get married?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:27:04 2012 No.6382827 >>6382794 Sensei, teach me your ways. >so short of money I'll do any of the weird fetish shit well there are limits but still..

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:27:30 2012 No.6382826

>>6382815
Just selling socks mostly, nothing dirty. I literally have a closet full of shoes anonymous people have bought me from all over the country. Just last week somebody sent me some perfume they apparently went and bought for me, lol. If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:29:05 2012 No.6382832 >>6382813 other than foot fetishes, what other fetishes are there to cater to? aside from bdsm stuff. >>6382826 how did you get started? how long did it take you to acquire "fans"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:29:34 2012 No.6382830 File: 325 KB, 382x417, 1345231945001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is really teaching me how easy, and almost necessary, it is to buy women in one way or another.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:29:34 2012 No.6382831

I want /sp/, /fit/ or whatever shitty male-oriented board is hanging around us today to leave.

You guys always come over here, what the fuck? Every board that complains about us always comes over here and hangs around like the guy who got invited to a group hangout by an acquaintance and attends just to stand away awkwardly and stare at the floor because he doesn't know anyone. Then he goes home and blogs about how everyone except him is a plebeian.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:31:04 2012 No.6382841

>>6382827
>>6382826
Just pick a part of your body you like, and find the niche that fetishizes it. Trust me, there is one. You barely have to do any searching, just start uploading videos to a youtube channel, tag it with the right things, and they'll flock to you. A few weeks in, add a link to your amazon wishlist to your page. You'll be surprised at how many bites you get. I literally got my first gift in under a month. If I can do it, so can you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:31:04 2012 No.6382842 >>6382832 The regular fetishes. Like, selling panties, bras, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:31:34 2012 No.6382839 File: 61 KB, 471x580, 1352091712913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382831 What's wrong? Can't handle the banter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:32:35 2012 No.6382843 >>6382831 Pardon miss, but I believe that this a free site and that men and women should be able to congregate without exclusion. I must respectfully ask that you take your prejudices and choke on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:34:05 2012 No.6382849 >>6382831 >gtfo this is a girls-only board! /cgl/, doing a great job of tearing down the stereotype that they're a bunch of passive-aggressive weebs

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:34:34 2012 No.6382848

>>6382832
Selling clothes is the most popular choice, I just do feet stuff because it's my preference I guess. Just take a look around /soc/, you can get free stuff for recording yourself talking about your day on vocaroo, for lifting your shirt up an inch and taking pics of your bellybutton, for literally everything! It's a wonderful world out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:35:39 2012 No.6382851 >>6382830 We like being valued. What better way to show it than with money for specific things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:35:39 2012 No.6382852 File: 16 KB, 614x620, 1334170847414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reading this makes me sadder and sadder. Goddam, a vagina is like a printing press for money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:36:40 2012 No.6382854 >>6382852 it's ok anon, maybe you'll win the genetic lottery in the next life.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:37:09 2012 No.6382860

>>6382839
what banter are you even referring to, I didn't read the whole thread.

>>6382843
Oh please, don't even pull this proper RP bullshit on me. You are no sir or gentlewoman, you are a faggot.

>>6382849
No board is exclusive to gender, it's not the male part that is obnoxious. If you'd bother to read the entire post you'd see that the problem is that everyone keeps running to us either trying to stir shit or looking for validation for their insecurities. It's moronic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:37:40 2012 No.6382858 >>6382851 And yet, within 24 hours you will complain about men being shallow and only caring about looks, even though you are the very person contributing to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:38:40 2012 No.6382861 >>6382858 Nah, I'm not that stuck-up. A compliment is a compliment.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:39:39 2012 No.6382863

God damn, I was going to start doing foot fetish stuff after anons started asking me for more pictures of my feet when I posed in fit threads.
But I recently had an accident where my bit toe nail ripped off a bit and now it is black and blue and slowly falling off and won't be attractive at all for months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:40:10 2012 No.6382864 Internet: Pay $50 for some self-important cow to dance around on a potato webcam without even showing her face. Real Life: Ask any 10/10 nearby college student on Facebook if she'll take off her panties in front of you and hand them over for $20.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:40:39 2012 No.6382865 >>6382860 Madame, I find that I have been entirely more respectful in this entire conversation than you ever have. I cannot imagine what in your life has upset you so to display such rude behavior. I will pray for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:41:40 2012 No.6382867 >>6382848 >>6382841 seems way too easy. i don't know if i would be able to accept those gifts or money. it feels so dirty just thinking about it, but obviously everyone likes the idea of easy money. i'm so torn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:42:39 2012 No.6382868 >>6382860 >No board is exclusive to gender >>6382831 >shitty male-oriented board Nice one.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:43:09 2012 No.6382869

>>6382867
Yeah, it'll make you dirty as fuck. But most women don't give a shit, which is why they do it.

But I love when they do it, and then pretend that it's some respectable or innovative thing. It's like, bitch, you are just manipulating some creep on the internet who has a boner. There's nothing not dirty about it.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:44:39 2012 No.6382871
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>>6382865
Yeah, okay, if you say so, whatever.

>>6382868
Are you going to pretend that the boards that come over to shit us up more aren't comprised of mostly males, or what? "Mostly containing" is not "exclusive", pls.

>>6382863
I know that feel. My dad stepped on my foot by accident while I was barefoot and he had work boots on, and I think my pinky toenail died. It's hideously black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:45:39 2012 No.6382875 >>6382871 >It's not sexist if I say MOST men are pigs If only you knew how much you're shitting up your own board, princess

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:46:09 2012 No.6382878 File: 32 KB, 320x400, 410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382875 I'm already nice and comfy here. You girls need a strong male figure like me to guide your way. >>6382875 Maximum fucking beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:46:40 2012 No.6382876 >>6382875 Nice strawman, but it doesn't change what was actually said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:47:09 2012 No.6382879 I think it's funny when the dudes "invade" us. It...it's not like I talk to any irl ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:48:39 2012 No.6382880 >>6382878 Sir, I must ask if you have misquoted the wrong anon for your second statement?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:49:09 2012 No.6382883 >>6382879 I don't either, but I play some games that happen to have dudes playing them as well, and some other minor activities. Of course, they think I'm a dude, but still, it's contact. Maybe you should join a forum or a chat room or something.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:52:44 2012 No.6382887

>>6382869
i honestly don't find it respectable. sometimes it does seem innovative in a way, maybe. it's like part of me admires that these girls/women would actually use men to get whatever they want. but at the same time, i don't think i could respect myself. it also angers me that i've met cam girls and the like who make more than i will as a nurse.

i don't look down on them for being sexual or posting nudes or whatever. like do what you want with your body. i just feel like they're exploiting other people. sure, you can say that their fans/clients are totally aware of what they're doing, but something about it just seems so wrong.

i just want easy money, goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:52:44 2012 No.6382889 >>6382879 Would you LIKE to talk to boys? If so, I would be most glad to offer you some advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:56:13 2012 No.6382892 >>6382887 Respectable or not, the fact remains that I have bills to pay and no one will ever know about it. At the end of the day, it's just that, easy money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:58:13 2012 No.6382899 >>6382892 yeah. i envy you for being able to do it. i never could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 01:58:44 2012 No.6382896 >>6382892 I'm not going to tell you what to do or not but: > no one will ever know about it Does that actually means something to you? Wow. That's some weak character right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:00:14 2012 No.6382902 I have an idea. I'll be you guys' pimp and together we can rule the internet. I promise that I won't wear fuzzy purple things and I will only beat you on occasion. Mainly when you don't give me my money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:02:44 2012 No.6382905 >>6382887 I'm sure there's some middle ground for you. Offer to sell panties at a reasonable price. Provide nudes at no additional cost. It actually takes a bit of effort to take nudes that don't look like shit, and shipping panties costs money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:03:13 2012 No.6382908 She claims she's just cuddling them but I bet for extra $$ she gives them a blow job or a handy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:07:47 2012 No.6382916 File: 19 KB, 447x445, 1339170888503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what's the likelihood of a market like this but for women? I've got 8 inches and no shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:08:16 2012 No.6382918 >>6382916 Women never pay for sex. You got eight inches? You should just become a gay escort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:09:16 2012 No.6382921 >>6382832 upskirt fetish if you have a great ass and panty selection

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:11:35 2012 No.6382928 File: 7 KB, 243x251, 1322512148457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread >getting paid for nonsex I don't even

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:20:34 2012 No.6382945 >>6382916 My fetish is handcuffing muscular guys to my bed and leaving them to die, are you into that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:22:07 2012 No.6382950 >>6382945 i think that's just called feminism

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:22:38 2012 No.6382949 >>6382945 Wow, someone raped you pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:28:37 2012 No.6382960 >>6382921 links to youtubes of girls who do this? i'm trying to find some, but i'm mostly getting accounts that reupload.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:34:27 2012 No.6382970

>>6382918
>Women never pay for sex.

Bull shit, they might not speak about it like men do but there sure are women who pay for sex. Your gender isn't so high and mighty when it comes to sex, people have fucked up fetishes and women aren't excluded from having them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:38:30 2012 No.6382978 >>6382970 "I want you to put this glitter all over your body and call me Bella" isn't a fetish you have to pay for. "Put on these overalls and call me daddy" is something you have to pay for.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:46:30 2012 No.6382990

>>6382978

>"I want you to put this glitter all over your body and call me Bella" isn't a fetish you have to pay for.

If the the customer is a land whale, I'm sure as hell she'll have to pay. There are woman who pay for sex, just because you don't doesn't mean women in general don't pay for sex. Such as those male host clubs in japan, there was someone in this board bragging about fucking a dude from one and it wasn't free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:47:00 2012 No.6382992 >>6382990 >male host clubs Women pay for foreplay and attention, not for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:51:36 2012 No.6383000 >>6382992 true, it's mostly for foreplay and attention. however, women do ask them for sex, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:52:37 2012 No.6383002 >>6382990 do you even know what a host club does? the amount of women who pay men for sex is the same as the amount of female rapists out there. there is zero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:54:41 2012 No.6383006 >>6382970 Prove it faggot. Just because you claim they do so doesn't mean that they do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:58:41 2012 No.6383015 >>6382992 >>6383002 The denial, yes there are no female rapist as there are no females who have a fetish of seeing their boyfriend/husband fuck another woman. Just don't google cuckquan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:59:10 2012 No.6383017 File: 17 KB, 241x230, 1291074231928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383002

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 02:59:10 2012 No.6383018 She's like a stunted Renee Zellweger. Her head is huge.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:01:11 2012 No.6383020

I'd have a problem giving money to some whore who refuses to earn an honest living because she discovered she had a vagina. But if it were some actual college student needing help with money, it wouldn't be a problem. Getting nudes in return is just icing on the cake from a nice gesture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:02:10 2012 No.6383021 >>6383006 >Just because you claim they do so doesn't mean that they do. And just because someone claims they don't, it doesn't mean that they don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:02:41 2012 No.6383022 >>6383020 No one cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:03:11 2012 No.6383023 >>6383021 Are you one of those dumb fucks who think god or bigfoot exists because it can't be proven that it doesn't exist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:04:40 2012 No.6383026 File: 51 KB, 916x706, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw 28A Feet videos it is, then

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:05:11 2012 No.6383031 >>6383026 >28A Are you 6 years old? I'm pretty sure that's near impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:08:14 2012 No.6383038 >>6383031 Try 19. I didn't think it was possible either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:10:14 2012 No.6383041 >>6383038 Christ. I know a girl who's only 4'10 and she's still a 32A. Well, quite a few guys like flat-chested girls, especially if they're as petite as you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:10:43 2012 No.6383040 >>6383026 40DD here, I'll trade you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:13:44 2012 No.6383043 >>6383023 And you must be one of those dumb fucks who thinks evolution is a myth because you have a strong belief that it doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:16:21 2012 No.6383047 >>6383043 strawman much, faggot? Evolution is proven by science. Women paying for sex is something that a worthless shit faced faggot like yourself believes to exist but you can't prove it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:22:52 2012 No.6383055 >>6383047 http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9744000/9744718.stm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:26:22 2012 No.6383059 Would anyone cuddle with me without thinking about money? I'm not a bad guy and I take showers. Sometimes the loneliness makes me feel really sad.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:28:22 2012 No.6383062

>>6383047
or if you're unhappy with that link, there's this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7914639.stm

also, it isn't straight up women paying for sex, but "sugar mamas" do exist. i personally know one. he cooks, cleans, does laundry, and whatever other chores or errands she wants, but she finances everything.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:29:21 2012 No.6383063

>>6383047

Googling female sex tourism is a start. Or watching this video from the oprah network can do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POcV7z5ChY&list=PL9A18D96FF4EB0E1E&index=2

Or thinking logically that of all the woman in the world, there can be a percentage of them who payed for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:36:58 2012 No.6383069 >>6383040 Stop fucking eating. There's no excuse for having a 40 band size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:38:28 2012 No.6383071 >>6383059 I might. I can't sleep unless I'm cuddled up to someone or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:44:28 2012 No.6383078 >>6383069 Depends on how tall she is. I'd say it's fine if she's something like 6ft tall, but if she's 5 ft tall then it's a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 03:58:27 2012 No.6383096 >>6382784 > implying monkeys and human zookeepers fuck > implying one gives birth to the other > wat that's not how zoos work anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:01:29 2012 No.6383104 >>6383047 You shouldn't swear so much, mangina. It goes against embracing your inner feminine side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:07:59 2012 No.6383122 File: 34 KB, 640x427, counting money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You bitches can sit there taking pictures of your feet to get random shit from strangers, while I'm making hundreds selling my sperm.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:10:29 2012 No.6383127

>>6383122
Damn it I am so jealous right now.

We have to make more of an effort, taking pictures of feet. Even if we sold our eggs, we have a limited amount and they have to be taken out.

Whereas you get money for jacking off, which is something you do anyways.
Gah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:36:49 2012 No.6383202 i want want a hug man a fucking hug!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:40:18 2012 No.6383213 >>6383026 I'd prefer a 28A over a 40D everyday. Cheer up, many people out there agree with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:45:06 2012 No.6383222 File: 161 KB, 640x971, hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383202 Here you go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:56:55 2012 No.6383245 >>6383122 Where do you do this? I've donated sperm in the past but the place I go to says its illegal to pay me so they just give me money for the bus home and a sandwich

>>	BlakeRyan !!4E1IEjI9c+/ Mon Nov 5 04:59:24 2012 No.6383250 File: 100 KB, 640x360, xlarge_20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383245 You really gotta start going to classier glory-holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 04:59:24 2012 No.6383251 File: 375 KB, 537x538, 1325718860178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this entire thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 05:05:26 2012 No.6383257 >>6383245 Check sperm banks, there is even a site where you set up a profile to get offers but I forgot what it was called. Don't know where you go to, but I doubt it's illegal to get payed for it since shit load of guys do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 05:59:00 2012 No.6383310 File: 14 KB, 405x447, 1345055449568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6383122 I'm terrified I'll fall in love with a guy only to find out he donated sperm at one point. He could technically have tons of children - that's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 06:22:23 2012 No.6383322 File: 216 KB, 402x522, 0 (13).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382773 >Your clitoris isn't even in the vagina. Also this is my first time on /cgl/ and you're all weird as fuck, I think I have PTSD.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 06:45:26 2012 No.6383331

>>6383310
I donate sperm just because I enjoy knowing that I've helped people.

Lol joke I just like travelling, I use a clinic far away so that I can go exploring somewhere I don't usually go, because they pay for your travel.

I'll answer any questions if people are looking to become a donor. Some quick things you might want to know..

>Many, many tests. Blood, urine, physical examinations, interviews, HIV tests etc.
>Potential kids are entitled by law to get your ID once they turn 18.
>They don't pay for your travel straight up, mine does half quick then the other half once my sperm's been screened and said to be good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 07:05:57 2012 No.6383346 >>6382733 >Who's the inferior gender now, faget? Women, they're the ones who get off to rape and abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 07:37:30 2012 No.6383368 I cuddle for free... I love cuddling.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 07:38:32 2012 No.6383371

>>6383346
Society would benefit so much if women just acknowledged that our natural role is one of submission. ;_;

What would happen if we suddenly lost all modern amenities and our sense of complacency was shattered? We'd fall right back into fulfilling those traditional gender roles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 08:27:20 2012 No.6383421 >>6383346 There are more male submissives (and they get off on more fucked up shit like ball busting or cuckolding) than female ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 08:34:20 2012 No.6383430 >>6383421 Nah, and male submission is just pretending, just a game. A male cannot trully submit to a woman because he can just say "fuck it" and rape her anytime he wants.

>>	Page !PageMe/drI Mon Nov 5 08:43:22 2012 No.6383444 File: 75 KB, 256x252, 1349478432404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Free cuddling for erryone! All about that comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 12:22:04 2012 No.6383704 File: 40 KB, 558x598, 1352090281628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw cold and rainy and no qt girl to cuddle with

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 12:28:22 2012 No.6383714 File: 75 KB, 800x600, hmmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any sex-type service that you girls would pay for? Not necessarily penis in vagina, but anything involving intimacy at all. Be honest, I am curious.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 13:02:47 2012 No.6383801

>>6383714
yeah, a good foot rub segueing into oral and a good finger bang
but from someone who understands anatomy and actually knows what he's doing

I don't think many girls would pay for the dick. It's too easy to get and the huge ones really are not rare

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:00:15 2012 No.6383948

>>6383444
Only girls can do that. And if you insist on doing it since it's free, you're going to prison to become, perhaps the best ever, prison bitch.

Just imagine how all the top dogs in prison would compete with one another / shank one another just so that they could penetrate that delicious asshole of yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:09:47 2012 No.6383963 >>6382750 How is that monthly blood/bitch fit working out for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:11:55 2012 No.6383965 File: 9 KB, 190x159, 1347331238001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6382750 >tfw gf dumped me last week >tfw loved holding hands >tfw that was mean comment you just made >tfw no one to hold hands with

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:14:55 2012 No.6383974
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>>6382773
>Your clitoris isn't even in the vagina. I may have learned this the embarrassing and hard wa
Really? You hadn't ever taken a close look at a vagina before going down on one? You dun goofed son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:27:28 2012 No.6384009 >>6382819 Pretty much this. It's about having the right tool and knowing how to use it. Otherwise it's like you are just beating on an engine with a socket wrench.

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:33:18 2012 No.6384025

>>6382831
Suddenly it's elementary school again.
"This is our club, no boys girls allowed."
"Well that's fine, we have our own club and guess what, no boys allowed."
"Good. we don't want your cooties."
"You aren't good enough for out cooties."
"You girls don't even have penises!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:38:20 2012 No.6384056 >>6382851 Really? That's how you gauge value and affection? I'm guessing your daddy didn't give you much attention but bought you everything your heart desired to make up for the void of fatherly love. Am I right? Or are you just naturally a jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:38:50 2012 No.6384050 >>6382777 You didn't "literally create society" either. Our ancestors, who would be ashamed to see you take credit for their accomplishments, did all of that. When you can use the word literally correctly, then you can talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:40:20 2012 No.6384074 >>6384056 Sorry, Mr. Special Snowflake. I guess your ~PERSONALITY~ isn't that great after all?

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:40:50 2012 No.6384069

>>6382831
>Every board that complains about us always comes over here and hangs around like the guy who got invited to a group hangout by an acquaintance and attends just to stand away awkwardly and stare at the floor because he doesn't know anyone. Then he goes home and blogs about how everyone except him is a plebeian.
Oh fuck, this. What a bunch of hypocrites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:43:50 2012 No.6384085 >>6382670 What types of hands are good?

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:43:50 2012 No.6384087

>>6383430
>male submission is just pretending
lol, you'd like to believe that, wouldn't you?

>he can just say "fuck it" and rape her anytime he wants.
...and yet, he doesn't. Even if he did, that woman would have 10 men lined up to avenge her at the snap of a finger.

Female submission is the true game. Males submit to females in the end. Female submission is a trick used by females to make males submit to them financially, in war, etc.

You're our servants. Females is the default sex. You literally exist to keep US going. How does it feel, slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:46:50 2012 No.6384099 File: 26 KB, 375x500, attachment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread, I have no idea where this came from but I am taking notes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:46:50 2012 No.6384102 >>6384074 Well isn't that the kettle calling the pot a whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 14:51:50 2012 No.6384115 >>6382831 >/sp/ >wanting to make the God male of 4chan (Enzo) to leave 0/10 butthurt neckbeard virgin from /a/ detected

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 15:05:21 2012 No.6384175

>>6384087
>You're our servants. Females is the default sex. You literally exist to keep US going. How does it feel, slave?
I'm not that anon, hell - I'm not even a guy, but is that why women had no rights? We were essentially nothing, so it's completely inaccurate to say that we've always been in control when we were historically little more than baby-machines.

And I, for one, prefer the patriarchy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 15:11:23 2012 No.6384194 >>6384175 >taking a 'BOYS HAVE COOTIES, GIRLS ARE GROSS' thread seriously

Anonymous Mon Nov 5 15:26:05 2012 No.6384269

>>6383714
If I could sleep with certain celebrities for a price I would consider doing it, I'm being straight up honest. As long as it wasn't completely expensive (but that's fantasy, of course it would be...) I'd definitely save up.

Other than that, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 5 17:05:55 2012 No.6384637 >>6384194 >implying it's not a fact that boys are fucking awesome and girls are subhuman filth no homo though

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