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/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL


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I have a hot body, decently symmetrical face, and very little shame. How do I get myself some simps?

>> No.10405877

start by posting tits in here

>> No.10405879

>>10405877
Ignore this anon. Learn the art of tease.
If you have big boobs start streaming videogames with exposed cleavage.

>> No.10405888

>>10405879
well she needs to lose shame first, if you gonna whore youself at least do it properly
>>10405876
tits or gtfo >>>/soc/

>> No.10405895

>>10405888
I don’t wanna fully whore myself lol or I’d become a porn star, wouldn’t I?
I wanna cash in on the egirl/costhot market atm by getting incels to pay my goddamned bills

>> No.10405906

nyart but interested in the same thing. I have big boobs and fat af ass/thighs, is that something people are interested in? my waist is skinny compared to my boob/hip ratio but I still weigh more than I should and desu am too nervous to post/stream incase I look get called fat. thoughts?

>> No.10405907

>>10405895
Then start posting your face / bod on social media, isn’t it obvious? And keep it consistent, people like that

>> No.10405911

>>10405906
This is a figure that works for Instagram fitness girls in their sports bras and leggings, but not cosplay or jfashion, where you need to be pretty skinny straight up and down. I’d give up.

>> No.10405913

>>10405907
Haha you say it’s obvious but it doesn’t feel like it to me, hence why I started this thread, honestly would love any more detailed opinions if you have any

>> No.10405953
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>>10405906
>>10405911
Dont listen to this anon, cosplay is full of "thicc" girls with fat tits/ass/thighs, and yes they make money

>> No.10405982

>>10405953
so do these girls get like lipo...?

>> No.10405985

>>10405895
it is plain fucking easy, do a twitch, or go attention whore on reddit, either way, a soft/hard whore is all the same, its a slippery slope to how far you will go, in the end it will be just as degrading

https://a.uguu.se/w1TP0g5d6rBM_Twitch_Rewind_2017.webm
also, anyone has some more recent version of link related?

>> No.10405986

>>10405982
yes

>> No.10405991

>>10405876
post feet once, it only takes one good feet pic to get a swarm of simpletons frothing

>> No.10405997
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>>10405982
Momokun got lipo

>> No.10406014

>>10405997
it didn't work

>> No.10406164

>>10405997
She looks like ET

>> No.10406207

>>10405876
>tease your followers by showing lots of skin
>shitpost a lot. Use expired memes for maximum normie followers
>posting weebshit works but posting gamer gril shit is better, particularly pics of you playing lol or ow
>500 lbs of makeup, 100 filters
>look as young as possible
>bonus points if asian

>> No.10406374

What do you do if you DONT have big boobs? Or even any boobs period but you wanna pay your mortgage faster and you're stuck at home.
>young
>asian
>all the tech
>unfortunately not a cute pettan just 165cm and AAs
>like so flat someone argued about my biological sex based on my features from neck to navel
Inb4 just wear a push up theres nothing to push up F

>> No.10406382

>>10405876
S.W.I.M. said Nudes or gtfo

>> No.10406383

>>10405895
That's not how life works

>> No.10406385

>>10406374
You don't need to post boobs. Post dreamy (i.e. filtered af) photos with your thighs, bellybutton, and feet. Use all of the ddlg and egirl tags

>> No.10406386

>>10406374
depends how low you’re willing to go. there’s an awful lot of adult women who make an awful lot of money by uwu egirl infantilising themselves, and I HATE to say it but lbr a flat chest isn’t a problem to that market

>> No.10406389 [DELETED] 

>>10406374
I’m sure plenty of pedophiles would be happy to jerk it to you

>> No.10406583

>>10405997
>>10405953
no decent man would find this attractive

>> No.10406640

>>10406583
lmao why is it necessary that you find them attractive when these women can demean themselves for money from many, many other men?

>> No.10406773

>>10406374
you do pedobait

>> No.10406775

>>10405911
As an actual experienced egirl. Fat bitches make the most money and anyone can get attention and recognition for thier cosplay no matter there appearance or body. If anything fat ugly girls get more attention and simps have an easier time of seeing them as real people.
Check your facts next time fucking incel stop speaking out your ass like everyone else replying to op.

>> No.10406783

>>10405876
The fact your asking here is your biggest mistake and shows you will never succeed. If you don't know what your doing and how to do it your going to immediately become a lolcow.
Go learn to be a thot on your own instead of asking incels maybe.
You sound like a fake I genuine person maybe your best option is to be a lolcow. I mean hey they still make money if they actually look good. But it's going to take years before you'll get simps to pay your bills and judging by what I can see of your personality you don't have the patience or work ethic to put that much energy into it. Good fucking luck but scroll threw the egirl hashtag on any platform and you will see hundreds of other girls like you trying to suck guys out of there money with shit tier content. The only difference is they're willing to show everything. You don't even seem like you can even do that.

You don't need
>hot body
>Symmetrical face
>Little shame

You need to be
Entertaining
Have skill for what your doing
Don't be fucking obvious when you "accidently" nip slip on stream
Egirls are entertainers not whores.

If you want to get easy money with little effort go be a stripper or prostitute

>> No.10406821

>>10406775
This is really interesting. Is it being more obtainable in their minds which make them more likely to give them $. Vs conventionally thin and pretty, guys think they'll be alright regardless?