Ita Thread

[Anonymous No.10247504]

'No makeup crit' Edition

[Anonymous No.10247550]

>>10247504
i do not understand why they insist on this potato makeup. i went thru their other looks not all of them are this bad? not the best but at least fit a theme.

[Anonymous No.10247553]

>>10247504
>I'm a drag queen and it's pretty much mandatory
jfc

[Anonymous No.10247556]

>>10247504
I literally came here to post this. She looks like she ate the whole McDonald’s then went to KFC and ate them out of stock as well. This dress is not flattering on her and the makeup makes her look like she has a skin infection and or she is wearing a cheap mud mask.

[Anonymous No.10247575]

>>10247504
Bitch looks like she's having a bad allergy and hasn't seen the sun since last summer. I despise drag makeup and drag, but in lolita it's a sin to see

[Anonymous No.10247597]

Makeup like this baffles me. Like this person has spent hours on this, technically they're almost certainly far more skilled than I am at makeup, but all that time and effort is being used in such a horrifyingly off-base way. It'd almost be better if they just smeared makeup all over at random.

[Anonymous No.10247611]

>>10247553
So drag queens go out every day in full drag 24/7? Nah, I’m sure most of them wear normal clothes and have a face free of makeup when they are not doing a performance or appearance. I have no issue with the craft of drag but the fans of dragqueens are making it look even worse then it can already be. It’s like a religious cult. Same thing with people obsessed with Disney, Star Wars and DC/Marvel. They are absolutely crazy and have a cult like mentality when in a common situation around others who are not into the same interests.

[Anonymous No.10247679]

>>10247556
>she

[Anonymous No.10247680]

>>10247504
God they look like a bloated baby in a hot car

[Anonymous No.10247684]

I hate drag queens so much. I hope people ignored his request because its not even good drag make up. Bitch looks like me the first time i attempted contouring.

[Anonymous No.10247690]

>>10247684
SSI far everyone is saying that its dress is too small.

[Anonymous No.10247693]

>>10247504
I CANNOT with this person "I need this makeup I'm a drag queen" You need to look like you have Typhoid? To do drag you need to look like the dying characters from Outbreak? You have to look like you are actively about to start bleeding from the eyes but like in a sloppy ass uneven way?

[Anonymous No.10247702]

>>10247504
>KNOWS people want to critique her makeup
>KNOWS it's ugly af
>Continues anyway because muh drag
Whatever this is, is does not belong in lolita.

[Anonymous No.10247703]

>>10247690
All of its dresses are too small

[Anonymous No.10247704]

>>10247504
There are plenty of drag queens who know how to do their makeup. The common thread that binds them together is that the makeup still looks like a FACE, even if it's a cartoon face. This looks like dirt or a potato. It desperately needs color and definition around the eyes to exaggerate the features rather than potato-fying them into a confusing muddy mess. There are no lashes or lip color to indicate that this is supposed to be a person or even a drag queen.

This person needs to stop doing shitty lolita coords and using it as part of drag. Drag is a costume, lolita is not. The fact that we still tolerate it on CoF is kind of ridiculous, and lolitas need to stop sucking drag queen dick. It's not the same thing, and it really shouldn't cross over. I love drag and think it's an amazing performing art, but anyone who has actually experienced watching a drag show and wearing lolita should know that the two are nothing alike and unsuited for each other.

[Anonymous No.10247709]

>>10247679
That one is actually a bio female believe it or not

[Anonymous No.10247711]

>>10247709
By what fucking metric is she even a drag queen then? She acts like it's a religion or something.

[Anonymous No.10247718]

>>10247711
theres a handful of bio women who do drag for some reason

[Anonymous No.10247721]

>>10247718
I feel like actual drag queens would rip the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.10247722]

>>10247721
nah, it's quite popular nowadays when being a drag is "trendy". Many women do Drag, just as some trans (male to female) do.

[Anonymous No.10247725]

>>10247722
Oh no I didn't mean for being a girl, more for being "sorry I have to look like shit it's the life I have chosen as a drag queen" (although I do find that sentiment even more silly in light of the fact she's a bio girl desu)

[Anonymous No.10247766]

>>10247679
When in drag, they tend to go by female pronouns even if the person is a straight cis dude because it's a character.
>>10247709
I would never have guessed
Honestly that gives her way less leeway.

>>10247722
>I want to be special, but not like those dirty dykes in drag king

[Anonymous No.10247782]

>>10247766
Drag kings are hot. Drag queens are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10247784]

>>10247709
You must be retarded. Just an ugly fat boy with equally ugly makeup

But if you have proof of he actually being a she id love to see it

[Anonymous No.10247793]

>>10247784
>I think it will sit better with longer straps

Jesus Fucking Christ the delusion with this thing is appalling. Don't ask for advice if you won't fucking take it you bloated hog.

[Anonymous No.10247824]

>>10247793
If she wasn't deluded she wouldn't even be wearing that terrible makeup.

[Anonymous No.10247830]

>>10247504
I wish they'd fuck all the way off with that makeup. It's disgusting and I bet their brushes aren't even clean

[Anonymous No.10247867]

>>10247824
Actually looking at his profile you can find photos of him out of drag. So yes, just a fat ugly boy

[Anonymous No.10247884]

>>10247867
I checked and wow can't believe I missed it. I feel physically ill looking at how bad he looks outside of drag.

[Anonymous No.10247885]

>>10247884
Disgosteng

[Anonymous No.10247886]

>>10247884
LEATHERFACE VIBES

[Anonymous No.10247895]

Finally a moitie ita! It’s been a while

[Anonymous No.10247896]

>>10247884
How gross..... Just as grimy out of lolita.

[Anonymous No.10247948]

>>10247895
Why does it look like the picture was taken in the early 2000's

[Anonymous No.10247959]

>>10247885
Still gross but this make-up looks much better than in OPs pic, why insist on the weird contouring that makes him look like a bloated corpse. Not to mention the ghastly colors.
He's such an attention ho.

[Anonymous No.10248002]

At first glance it looks ok, look further and it’s just a mess

[Anonymous No.10248005]

>>10247895
Has she improved or is that just wishful thinking? Idk why but I've always kind of rooted for her.

[Anonymous No.10248019]

>>10248002
If it looks fine at first glance then it's not ita, just mediocre

[Anonymous No.10248081]

>>10248002
>a mess
How? I’m struggling to find more than a couple minor nitpicks.

[Anonymous No.10248092]

>>10248002
get your nitpicks out of my ita thread

[Anonymous No.10248102]

>>10247895
She's so passionate about Moitie, I love her.

[Anonymous No.10248117]

[Anonymous No.10248154]

>>10247895
Is this the original Moitie ita from a while back?

[Anonymous No.10248156]

>>10248102
She's somehow super endearing, love her too.

[Anonymous No.10248161]

>>10248154
Yup, she's THE Moitie ita and she's been like that for 10 years at least. She's super dedicated when it comes to Moitie, never seen her wearing other brands.

[Anonymous No.10248166]

>>10247948
She uses a camera, note the time stamp

[Anonymous No.10248238]

>>10247948
Cheap handheld digital camera with flash. They were ubiquitous back then, some people still have one.

[Anonymous No.10248245]

>>10247725
Thats not a bio girl. See here.
>>10247884

[Anonymous No.10248249]

[Anonymous No.10248252]

>>10248249

[Anonymous No.10248253]

>>10248249
Coord could have been cute, but something needs to be done about that hair...

[Anonymous No.10248270]

>>10248117
She looks like she def will kill me, but not ita

[Anonymous No.10248272]

>>10248270
Yeah it's not amazing and that belt looks like garbage but she's hardly a disaster

[Anonymous No.10248278]

>>10248117
>i will cut a bitch

[Anonymous No.10248281]

>>10247718
>bio women
just say woman lol trannies will never ever be female.

[Anonymous No.10248288]

Pls, stop with these messy coords and still same cakey makeup. Sometimes I think they are blond on CoF... And I'm really sad because of that.

[Anonymous No.10248289]

Pls, stop with these messy coords and still same cakey makeup. Sometimes I think they are blind on CoF... And I'm really sad because of that

[Anonymous No.10248307]

>>10248289
>That BAD makeup
>That HORRID nose makeup

[Anonymous No.10248308]

>>10248289
The lipstick doesn't match her coord

[Anonymous No.10248311]

>>10248289
Just nope

[Anonymous No.10248315]

>>10247895
I know this is a nitpick but Jesus stop posting coord pics while sitting. This is useless as an outfit pic. I see people post shit like this in cof am the time like bitch STAND UP!

[Anonymous No.10248317]

>>10248289
Piercing-chan continues to look like shit

[Anonymous No.10248323]

>>10248252

[Anonymous No.10248327]

>>10248289
That unblended nose contour and does this girl know to remove her makeup and moisturize at the end of the day? And what are her shoes? Did she go to the mall in slippers and leg warmers?

[Anonymous No.10248332]

>>10248289
Those emo scene bangs always bother me. Curl them a bit damn it. Just just leave them hanging blunt like that.

[Anonymous No.10248344]

[Anonymous No.10248435]

>>10248252
This is probably one of the cheapest looking coords I’ve ever seen.

[Anonymous No.10248436]

>>10248081
>>10248019
>nitpicks

-bonnet matches literally nothing
-bonnet tie is a cool white, which is jarringly out of place and does not match the ivory on her dress
-tights are a weird shimmery mermaid thing that doesnt match the theme OR color of her dress
-probably the worst, her shoes are lavender. There is 0 lavender anywhere else in the coord.
-none of her blues match

This coord is a trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.10248467]

>>10247504
Someone needs to tell drag queens that they can actually wear nice make up too

[Anonymous No.10248468]

>>10248289
What the fuck did she smear on her face

What the fuck is this coord and that ratty wig

[Anonymous No.10248499]

>>10248252
>That smug mug

[Anonymous No.10248508]

>>10248436
Yes those are nitpicks, please learn what trainwreck and ita actually mean. No, this coord isn't good but it's still not ita.

[Anonymous No.10248510]

>>10248436
you sound vandetta

[Anonymous No.10248512]

>>10248102
>>10248156
Well there is a lot of drama about her in the French comm

[Anonymous No.10248514]

>>10248252
Isn't this person still a minor?

[Anonymous No.10248515]

>>10248344
I mean it's not lolita, but as a character design for a Tim Burton movie I kind of like it

[Anonymous No.10248517]

>>10248512
I didn't know that, can you spill some beans?

[Anonymous No.10248518]

>>10248436
Those tights are the same series as her dress

[Anonymous No.10248525]

>>10247766
>When in drag, they tend to go by female pronouns even if the person is a straight cis dude because it's a character
So? Am I supposed to respect that?

[Anonymous No.10248529]

>>10248436
These are nitpicks. Take your pills, ocd anon.

[Anonymous No.10248535]

>>10247895
She looks awfully like a batshit insane lolita I met a few years ago and now that >>10248512 said she's French I'm afraid it might actually be her.

[Anonymous No.10248539]

>>10248535
I hear she's batshit and she's been active for ages so it probably was her

[Anonymous No.10248577]

>>10248252
No attempt made.
I have leggings in this print....

[Anonymous No.10248599]

>>10248539
is it really surprising that moitie ita is secretly batshit though

[Anonymous No.10248623]

Oh dear....

[Anonymous No.10248625]

>>10248623
I came here to post that.
That picture has such ddlg vibes. I’m disgusted.

[Anonymous No.10248626]

>>10248625
Honestly the main reason i posted it is because she has shoes on in bed, get them aff hen!!!

[Anonymous No.10248627]

>>10248623
Awful coord and choice for a picture of course, but what the heck is that in the background?

Did she tape wallpaper? It looks absolutely awful. If she wants to hide something at least hang curtains or something my gosh.

[Anonymous No.10248758]

>>10248512
Spill dammit, we need to know

[Anonymous No.10248771]

>>10248515
Her being a skelly is probably what set your opinion off.

[Anonymous No.10248786]

>>10248281
b8

[Anonymous No.10248790]

>>10248786
Definitely not. Men will never be actual women, period. No matter how desperate they are.

[Anonymous No.10248815]

Right when I have the best image, 4chan won't let me post.

[Anonymous No.10248817]

>>10248815
Welcome to the 4chan struggle.

[Anonymous No.10248829]

>>10248758
I am not in the French comm, but in the international VKei community she has harassed various fans online. She would also report their photos with VKei artists out of jealousy. She has also gotten in various fights with its members because no one wanted to personally take her to concerts, because she cannot go herself for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10248847]

>>10248758
>>10248829
Well this is definitely the person I was talking about here >>10248535. She asked for my number when I met her a few years ago while I was out for some errands and since I didn't have any lolita friend back then I gave it to her because I thought it would be nice to have someone to talk to about the fashion. She then lashed out at me when I rejected her advances because I apparently led her on by accepting to be her friend. After that it was always more or less the same thing, she was complaining about everything all the time while refusing to listen to any advice I would give her and she kept harassing me for months telling me how much of an awful friend I was for not being there enough for her. I'm not even surprised she lashed out at people for not taking her to concerts seeing how entitled she felt about everything. She's such an awful person and I'm glad she isn't in my life anymore.

[Anonymous No.10248855]

>>10248829
>>10248847
Woah, I take it back, she is definitely not endearing anymore.
I just thought she was a weird dork ita that was really dedicated to Mana & Moitie for so many years, I had no idea she was batshit crazy.

[Anonymous No.10248869]

Another example of what being ita sound like.

[Anonymous No.10248871]

Another example of what being ita sounds like.

[Anonymous No.10248872]

>>10248871
what the fuck? what's the context

[Anonymous No.10248877]

>>10248871
Dumb bitch can't even use apostrophes correctly

[Anonymous No.10248881]

>>10248871
>Waistline 50+ inches
>waistline
>50+
>inches

>INCHES

[Anonymous No.10248883]

>>10248872
Tyler's video on YouTube about Honey Cake being rereleased in a larger size.

[Anonymous No.10248884]

>>10248881
Damn that’s a big bitch. I don’t know if even a Shirring Princess would fit that

[Anonymous No.10248899]

>>10248884
Even those enormous MAM dresses currently on WW are too small for her. What does someone with a 127cm waist even look like? I’m imagining a sphere on legs.

[Anonymous No.10248901]

>>10248881
>>10248884
Jesus that is humongous.

[Anonymous No.10248909]

>>10248899
Something like this, apparently.
>when your waist is too big for the body visualizer

[Anonymous No.10248915]

Oh you sweet, sweet summer child. This is so bad it's actually endearing. The bow on her head looks both huge and too small at the same time. The frumpy, normie cardigan. And why is the jsk sitting so low on her chest? So many questions.

[Anonymous No.10248918]

>>10248909
This looks like most lolitas. Body visualizer is a vanity program, it doesnt add FUPA or edema swelling.

[Anonymous No.10248919]

>>10248915
It's sitting low because that is obviously an actual minor wearing her first coord. She has no chest because she looks ~14 years old anon.

[Anonymous No.10248922]

>>10248919
She's a college student. You must've seen some weird ass 14-year olds

[Anonymous No.10248950]

>>10248919
You have to shut up about “but muh minors”, this happens almost every thread.

[Anonymous No.10248972]

>>10248855
>>10248847
Yeah damn, I thought she was just a little slow, not actively terrible. Glad you managed to escape the crazy, anon.

[Anonymous No.10249011]

>>10248871
Imagine, this lump of shit is a real person, they are living, breathing, and have an 'adult life' to live. Someone passes by them in the halls of their work/school/store all the time, someone has to talk to this person every single day, and worse? She's probably breeding or going to.
This is what the opinions of someone below the bell curve looks like.

[Anonymous No.10249015]

>>10248915
good for a first coord too. Why are you picking on teenagers anon?

[Anonymous No.10249017]

>>10248909
I just tried this thing out of curiosity and it made me look 20lbs heavier than I am. What kind of ana-chan shit is this??

[Anonymous No.10249022]

>>10248915
This is cute for a first coord
I've seen way worse. This is a nitpick

[Anonymous No.10249025]

>>10249017
It’s shit because it doesn’t account for bone structure

[Anonymous No.10249026]

>>10247550
>this entire thread
>19 images
While I agree we should yeet this creature out of lolita, this thread sucks. I have to find my own itas to riducule?? The fuck.

[Anonymous No.10249031]

>>10248871
Ewww, I bet she smells like onions.

[Anonymous No.10249047]

o.O

[Anonymous No.10249048]

>>10248627
Calling it wallpaper is very generous.

[Anonymous No.10249051]

>>10249047
Nothing is right here...
And her legs look so unreal in those tights

[Anonymous No.10249071]

>>10249047
Is the headpiece (and the tights?) photoshopped in?

[Anonymous No.10249073]

>>10249025
your bones are fat

[Anonymous No.10249074]

>>10248289
The nose contour makes it look like a dick, I can’t unsee it now

[Anonymous No.10249083]

>>10249047
When your version of lolita is whatever is $9.99 on Wish

[Anonymous No.10249085]

>>10247885
>>10247884
For fucks...and this person is going to sit there and tell us that they are NOT mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.10249086]

>>10248790
This

[Anonymous No.10249098]

>>10249047
How is a diamond honey dress so short on her? I have two diamond honeys and they are by far my longest JSKs

[Anonymous No.10249101]

>>10248871
God she sounds insufferable

[Anonymous No.10249104]

>>10249098
Probably because it just doesn’t really fit in general.

[Anonymous No.10249115]

>>10248871
This is jaw dropping.

[Anonymous No.10249151]

>>10248871
>I’m the epitome collection of knowledge
cackling
thanks for the laffs

[Anonymous No.10249201]

>>10249017
It doesn’t account for your general stature. Some people have longer torsos then others and some people only gather fat around their liver in in their thighs. It also doesn’t factor broad shouldered people. It’s not the best visualizer if your weight distributes anywhere else but your kid section.

[Anonymous No.10249282]

>>10247504
did they delete the post? I can’t find it

[Anonymous No.10249296]

[Anonymous No.10249298]

>>10249296
Yikes, homemade ita with jelly shoes.
That otome no sewing snow white pattern deserves better.

[Anonymous No.10249310]

>>10249074
I mean, along with that white stuff it’s obviously a theme she was going for.

[Anonymous No.10249313]

Am I the only one who despises people who get a sack dress and then try to give it a waist? Also, is that a fucking hair pin on her waist?

[Anonymous No.10249317]

>>10249313
Your vendetta is showing

[Anonymous No.10249320]

>>10249011
>medical biller
this is a poorly paid work-from-home job, sometimes people who are disabled take this job because of lack of options, but others are just lazy. so we know she doesn't go outside and interact with others at her job

>disabled
maybe, but internet warriors seem to use this as a moniker for "fat"

>4th generation seamstress
bet she's one of those people you see at the renaissance faire or whatever who think they're so quirky and creative

>i host a support group
doesn't sound like it's a very supportive group if this person is willing to baselessly tear down others at the drop of a hatpin. she also seems uneducated herself because a common discussion thread that runs through all chronic pain/chronic illness communities is the idea of individual illness, and assuming someone's ability, and the frustration in conjunction with "you don't look sick." so the fact that she is assuming someone's ability makes her look really bad and unfit to run a support group

[Anonymous No.10249335]

>>10249313
I really like this anon.

[Anonymous No.10249392]

>>10249313
It looks like she used that white lace belt from Moitié, and then used the hairpin as a brooch. (The crosses match so that is probably why.)

I actually like the coord.

[Anonymous No.10249400]

>>10249313
I actually like this? She has a lot of ita looks, but this ain’t it, sis.

[Anonymous No.10249411]

>>10249313
She could use some hair accessories and better makeup but overall, I like this, despite the fact that religious coords usually rub me the wrong way unless that person is part of that religion.

[Anonymous No.10249412]

>>10249320
Nowadays internet warriors will deem themselves disabled for even the tiniest medical abnormality. You sprained your ankle 40 years ago? You're disabled. You wear glasses because you don't have 20/20 vision? You're disabled.

[Anonymous No.10249431]

>>10249320
I would never want to be in a support group with her because she seems to lash out at any hint of disagreement. She honestly seems to have anger issues from internalizing how much she hates herself.

People saying being fat is a disability is like smokers claiming they are disabled due to shortness of breath. Being fat enough to be "disabled" is a choice. Disabilities are not a choice.

I'm glad people seem to be utterly disgusted at her reply, because when I saw it I couldn't believe how someone could type such mess.

[Anonymous No.10249432]

>>10249320
I would never want to be in a support group with her because she seems to lash out at any hint of disagreement. She honestly seems to have anger issues from internalizing how much she hates herself.

People saying being fat is a disability is like smokers claiming they are disabled due to shortness of breath. Being fat enough to be "disabled" isn't a choice. Disabilities are not a choice.

I'm glad people seem to be utterly disgusted at her reply, because when I saw it I couldn't believe how someone could type such mess.

[Anonymous No.10249433]

>>10249412
God that ita(?) thread a while back with all the gulls absolutely shitting their pants screaming about their glasses being disability aids and everyone else just has to deal with that as if anyone else gives a fuck about something so common they don’t even notice them

[Anonymous No.10249435]

>>10249412
True, plus a bragging contest to see who's more "disabled" these days.

[Anonymous No.10249439]

>>10248790
As much as I wanna disagree with this.... it's entirely true.
Sorry not sorry.

[Anonymous No.10249440]

>>10248871
Sooooo who's gonna tell them because-

[Anonymous No.10249442]

>>10248884
There's a comm member who is that big, and one who's bigger actually., and you'd be surprised at how much they can kinda fit into. The one complains about being fat tho while eating fucking spoonfuls of frosting......
>No wonder you're fat.....
I still am disgusted around them (I'm not gonna stop going to meets just because two oversized baked hams are there ya know?) and make sure to do subtle fatshaming shit to make sure they know it.

[Anonymous No.10249448]

>>10249017
Same. Fuck that visualizer lol

>>10249026
You could contribute rather than complain....

>>10249047
HER CHEST HOLY SHIT. I know that doesn't feel good, I'm not even gonna comment on how bad this is

>>10249313
I want a sack dress so bad. If you wanted a waist, that's what JSKs and most OPs are for..... Other than that, you're just hating.

>>10249433
Someone (maybe like 2 people, I can't be sure) actually came on that thread and said glasses were unnecessary for lolita.... so yeah, nice try but it wasn't as cut and dry as you're making it.

[Anonymous No.10249449]

>>10249433
Nah, there's always those gulls in ita thread who go "those glasses don't fit the coord!". So yeah, some people give a fuck when lolita has glasses.

[Anonymous No.10249469]

>>10249047
When mom raids her teenaged daughter’s closet. The dress is too small pretty much everywhere.

[Anonymous No.10249507]

>>10249313
I can’t believe people are actually praising this fugly mall goth tier shit of a coord. It’s bad. Have some fucking standards, you blind turds.

[Anonymous No.10249513]

>>10248829
>>10248847
This sounds exactly like someone in my comm except I’m not in France and she’s into AP, not Moitie. I wonder if they’d be friends or mortal enemies.

[Anonymous No.10249522]

>>10249296
There might be a salvagable dress in there, but it needs a bigger overhaul than what she gave it, and it still has many fundamental flaws.

There's a lady in my comm who does this homemade before/after thing better than this (still not great, but better than this). If someone knows this girl, please do her a favor and tell her that it's still pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.10249533]

>>10249313
I think giving sack dresses a waist can work but good god this is awful and doesnt fit her at all

[Anonymous No.10249535]

>>10249047
Ooh hun, that doesn't fit. Why do her legs look drawn in??

[Anonymous No.10249573]

>>10249513
Chii the vegan crusader?

[Anonymous No.10249579]

>>10249313
I like when people add a waist to sack dresses, it makes the piece more versatile. That being said, this instance is painful to look at.

[Anonymous No.10249582]

>>10247895
I'm not gonna lie I love this aesthetic even if it's horrible if you judge it by egl standards

[Anonymous No.10249621]

>>10249201
>some people only gather fat around their liver
Yeah, about that: non-alcoholic fatty liver disease is a really bad road to go down on.

[Anonymous No.10249713]

>>10249296
ngl that cross stitch bag would be cute af in fairy kei

[Anonymous No.10249716]

[Anonymous No.10249719]

[Anonymous No.10249740]

>>10249716
Nightmare fuel

[Anonymous No.10249809]

>>10249442
Subtle fatshaming shit?

[Anonymous No.10249813]

>>10249809
Nayrt but it’s usually someone either suggesting a dress from a fat lolita brand and saying “ oh I think this would look nice on you” or saying something like “ if you wore it this way it would look really cute on you”. You also fat shame them by making the stand in the back of the meet photos so the skinnier looking lolitas are in front covering the shame. You can also place all the fat lolitas at the same table farthest away from the self serve foods so they have to walk more and or not get up from their place so they don’t eat all the food.

[Anonymous No.10249841]

>>10249716
Hans, bring more flammenwerfers.

[Anonymous No.10249846]

>>10249841
Heinrich sir, we don't have enough flammenwerfers. Requesting permission to supliment with panzers.

[Anonymous No.10249848]

[Anonymous No.10249855]

>>10249848
Did you mean to post this in the COF thread or something?

[Anonymous No.10249857]

>>10249855
It completely lacks the shape of Lolita, and the skirt is too short and rumpled. Just because something is brand doesn’t make it not ita.

[Anonymous No.10249866]

>>10249719
this is terrible yes, but was it even meant to be a lolita attempt? being tagged lolita as part of a massive algorithmically generated tag cloud doesn't count

[Anonymous No.10249867]

>>10249848
>>10249857
to be ita, something has to actually look bad

you can argue whether or not it fits the lolita qualifications but it looks great so it doesn't belong here

[Anonymous No.10249869]

How do you be too fat for Triple Fortune? This is so painful to see

[Anonymous No.10249871]

>>10249866
She posted it to cof on facebook and called it casual lolita. She didn’t fool anyone though.

[Anonymous No.10249872]

>>10249871
Imagine being this new to not know what casual lolita was before the OTT AP extravaganza trend started.

[Anonymous No.10249875]

>>10249857
The skirt isn't even that short chill out newfag

[Anonymous No.10249877]

>>10249872
imagine being so new you think this is lolita fashion at all, you can't just call a skater skirt and a tshirt with a peter pan collar casual in an attempt to pass it off as lolita

[Anonymous No.10249887]

>>10249872
Why the hell are you defending that mess anon

[Anonymous No.10249888]

>>10249877
that's not a skater skirt or a blouse with a collar at all. old school with tank top cutsews have been around forever. just because you don't think it's cute doesn't mean it's not lolita

[Anonymous No.10249895]

>>10249888
OP was talking about >>10249719

[Anonymous No.10249910]

>>10249869
She must think lolita is a sex thing cause she constantly has her tits on display

[Anonymous No.10249930]

>>10249910
When you’re that bit it just kind of happens. It’s hard to hide cleavage when your titties get mashed together in a dress that doesn’t fit right.

[Anonymous No.10249934]

>>10249910
To be fair with the size of them they’re kinda hard to conceal.

[Anonymous No.10249944]

>>10249930
>>10249934
wear a blouse
???????????

[Anonymous No.10249952]

>>10249944
Jesus, you're so triggered

[Anonymous No.10249964]

>>10249934
It may be harder but not impossible. One would think that she would know what dresses would cover her. If she is wearing a bra, the bodice could easily be tacked to the straps to stop it from slipping down.

[Anonymous No.10249985]

>>10249848
The tank top and knobby knees aren't working here. And to be honest, the only element that makes it not totally a normie outfit is the frilly top socks. She needs a blouse and bloomers for me to buy this as lolita. A loliable bag wouldn't hurt, either.

[Anonymous No.10249990]

>>10249985
It's p. clearly old-school inspired, just because it doesn't have the right shape isn't a disqualifier when you're playing by those rules. at one point even pic related was considered lolita, y'know?

[Anonymous No.10249992]

>>10249990
Here are collars and sleeves, and no knees in sight. Stop defending >>10249848. Sorry you got posted.

[Anonymous No.10249993]

>>10249716
My heart skipped a beat when i clicked on the thumb nail.

[Anonymous No.10250015]

>>10249992
>hurr durr oldschool lolita isn't real lolita sorry you got posted

lurk more, come back when you don't act like a newfag who's priding themselves on nitpicking a style that they haven't done their research on. pic related--oh no, knees and bare shoulders.

[Anonymous No.10250016]

>>10249992
Are you that new or just LARPing?

[Anonymous No.10250023]

>>10250015
Don’t act like gulls wouldn’t tear these to shreds if they were posted today. Just because you dug up decades old picture doesn’t mean the op isn’t a bad coord.

[Anonymous No.10250024]

>>10249713
Many accessories itas wear would be cute af in fairy kei because they think anything pastel or kawaii is appropriate for lolita.

[Anonymous No.10250027]

>>10249716
I'm really bad at recognizing photoshop so I'm just gonna hope that's what this is.

[Anonymous No.10250028]

>>10249867
I dunno, I've seen plenty of stuff on the ita thread that would be a passable normie outfit or even fairy kei but not as lolita

[Anonymous No.10250029]

>>10249871
How do you fuck up that badly? Even google image searching "lolita fashion" is enough research to keep you from calling that lolita

[Anonymous No.10250030]

>>10249952
She's got a point. I'm a part of the big titty committee and wearing a blouse under a JSK is an easy way to amend this dilemma. Button-up blouses prove to be bothersome to keep shut when you've got big tits (even with fashion tape) but if they're under a JSK you can't tell if they're gaping.

[Anonymous No.10250032]

>>10249985
>loliable bag
You can see the meta logo clearly on it, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.10250034]

>>10249848
this is so fucking cute and she has the most beautiful scenery around her.

[Anonymous No.10250037]

>>10250023
>this chick puts together an outfit that looks like what they wore when lolita was a street fashion in the 90's.'
>'it doesn't look like what i'm familiar with in 2019! reee that's not *real* lolita!'

this is you. this is what you sound like. it's like saying someone's not wearing gothic fashion because they're in Lip Service circa 1991 instead of whatever Killstar is shilling this month.

[Anonymous No.10250041]

>>10250032
if you look at her blog nearly everything she's wearing is from a lolita or lolita-associated brand, too. Except for the shoes, but the shape and style is on-point for an oldschool coord.

Head bows - Angelic Pretty
Top - MILK
Skirt - Sweetie
Bag - Metamorphose Temps de File
Socks - Innocent World
Shoes - Demonia

[Anonymous No.10250043]

>>10249848
I'm just surprised cof mods didn't delete this. I think it's cute and I don't mind seeing this kind of coord there. >>10249719 on the other hand should go.

[Anonymous No.10250044]

the bandwagon-chans are reeeeing about old school yet again, good job gulls

[Anonymous No.10250062]

>>10250044
more like newfags ree-ing about having their uninformed presumptions and desire to call everything ita challenged. good ol' cgl. never change.

>>10250043
agree. >>10249719 looks like straight-up ageplay to me.

[Anonymous No.10250090]

>>10249848
cute!

[Anonymous No.10250096]

>>10249716
N O

[Anonymous No.10250098]

>>10249813
>>10249809
Or my personal favorite is cropping them out of pics since they bring the comm's look down as a whole.

[Anonymous No.10250145]

>>10249716
I am mostly bothered that the collar is under the straps

[Anonymous No.10250161]

>>10249813
Why is it fat shaming to tell someone they would fit into a dress meant to fit them?

[Anonymous No.10250184]

>>10250161
Because Tumblr has told them it's ok to be an oversized pile of yuck and telling someone that they'd look better in another dress is fat shaming now.

[Anonymous No.10250193]

>>10249930
>>10249934
Wear a fucking blouse or dresses that actually fit right, dumbass. If fat muslim women can cover themselves then you can too. Fatties constant excuses they use for avoiding following pretty basic rules of the fashion is a good reason why they get looked down on.

[Anonymous No.10250212]

>>10250161
Because you’re trying to get them into a dress that actually fits and not having them shove their ham tits into a dress 3x too small.

[Anonymous No.10250219]

>>10249869
How can you be this fat and not be dead?

[Anonymous No.10250222]

>>10249848
Post itas, new fag

[Anonymous No.10250226]

>>10249869

[Anonymous No.10250234]

>>10248915
nitpick. we've all seen worse first coordinates than this and you know it salty chan.

[Anonymous No.10250235]

>>10248950
No. Fuck off, making fun of 12 year olds isn't fun unless you're a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.10250242]

>>10250212
The larger members of my comm all recommend that stuff to each other. I'm not really sure if that's fatshaming? I never know what to say when they complain about Japanese sizes, it's always so awkward.

[Anonymous No.10250246]

>>10250242
It’s fat shaming because it’s saying “ that dress doesn’t fit you and looks bad. here try this brand that makes things that will fit you” just nicer and less direct.

[Anonymous No.10250267]

Imagine being so fat you fill out a skirt without a petticoat

[Anonymous No.10250269]

>>10250267
Sun's out, butt's out, right?

[Anonymous No.10250292]

>>10250161
Because many lolitas have convinced themselves that if you can get a dress onto your body it ‘fits’ and wearing a cute dress automatically means you look cute yourself. By pointing out that the cute dress doesn’t fit them properly and therefore looks bad on them you’re calling attention to the fact that regardless of how much they like it, it was not really intended for someone like them. This is painful for tall girls too but they tend to take it less personally because they know it’s not their fault, hence no cries of ‘tallshaming’.

[Anonymous No.10250297]

>>10250267
Fuckkkkk I know her. I weep every time she wears brand because....
Well....
You see why.

[Anonymous No.10250298]

>>10249848
I fucking love this and you can’t change my mind.

[Anonymous No.10250308]

If I saw this at a con I wouldn't think it was lolita. It looks like a costume.

[Anonymous No.10250424]

>>10250308
The one and only

[Anonymous No.10250520]

>>10250308
yea i think it would be a cool ott coord without the black zentai suit..

[Anonymous No.10250597]

>>10250267
that kumya could do with a wash

[Anonymous No.10250598]

>>10250267
The size of her feet subtly shows the skeleton inside, collapsing under the weight.

[Anonymous No.10250633]

Self-proclaimed "alt fashion blogger" who tagged this as lolita fashion.

Would they just go away already jesus

[Anonymous No.10250634]

>>10249952
Are you stupid or are you the person who was posted? It needs a blouse anon...

[Anonymous No.10250640]

>>10250633
>backwards wrist cuffs

[Anonymous No.10250659]

Was posted at local lolita community group

[Anonymous No.10250660]

>>10250659

[Anonymous No.10250663]

>>10250660

[Anonymous No.10250669]

>>10250660
I just threw up all over my keyboard

[Anonymous No.10250684]

>>10250633
Oh damn, I was actually thinking about posting this earlier today since I follow this girl pretty much just waiting for her to post her awful excuse for coords so I can post them here.
I tried to give her concrit once and she basically ignored me so she clearly doesn't care about improvement.

[Anonymous No.10250685]

>>10250597
That might just be the shadows and lighting?
The rest of the coord is still awful though.

[Anonymous No.10250686]

>>10249716
HAHA holy shit this made made me wheeze.

Just how man, where do these people come from.

[Anonymous No.10250687]

>>10249716

[Anonymous No.10250699]

>>10250659
File this under “coords I like until I keep looking at it.”

>>10250660
That awkward moment when the photographer catches you digging at your jock itch.

[Anonymous No.10250704]

>>10250597
>>10250685
No that usakumya is that damn dingy. She collects them and none of them are clean.

[Anonymous No.10250732]

>>10250704
This hurts my soul. I can only hope that she'll eventually sell them cheap and either myself or some other caring rehaber saves them and actually treats them right.

[Anonymous No.10250736]

>>10247504
posting drag queens is like shooting fish in a barrel

[Anonymous No.10250800]

[Anonymous No.10250801]

>>10250800
Vendetta. This isn’t ita. It’s not god tier but it’s not bad either.

[Anonymous No.10250842]

>>10250235
Well they're not a minor so

You can stop crying about it

[Anonymous No.10250843]

>>10250801
The absolute state of cgl - can’t call ita ita.

[Anonymous No.10250853]

>>10250801
Look at those arm warmers, mall goth ita

[Anonymous No.10250854]

>>10250843
bruh jus accept it

[Anonymous No.10250860]

>>10250292
Pointing out they look like a sausage that bust through the skin gets you kicked out of the com. Clown world.

[Anonymous No.10250876]

>>10250732
Slim chance anon. She's got an usakumya tatted on her, those bags aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

I just wanna know where she got them so I can find one for myself.

[Anonymous No.10250893]

>>10250853
You don’t wear this fashion do you. Those look like one of AP’s arm warmers. Plus one item that YOU don’t like doesn’t make it ita. That makes it nitpick.

[Anonymous No.10250901]

>>10250842
Youre a turbo bitch with no taste

[Anonymous No.10250937]

>>10250801
It’s ita, she’s just pretty enough to even it out.

[Anonymous No.10250948]

>>10250901
Damn, you’re taking this personally.

[Anonymous No.10251025]

[Anonymous No.10251027]

>>10251025
what even

[Anonymous No.10251028]

>>10251025
a weird pose doesn't make a coord ita

[Anonymous No.10251030]

>>10251028
it's not even really a coord... blouse, bloomers, headdress and tights. lol

[Anonymous No.10251036]

>>10250659
conceptually, this is cool. but it doesn't really work. it seems like she doesn't really understand how to do it, but she wants to experiment with her style and do the creepy cute style. biggest issues, imo, are the corset, socks and shoes. then the petti should be shorter. i hope she manages to find a style that works more.

[Anonymous No.10251037]

[Anonymous No.10251046]

>>10251028
This isn't a coord though

[Anonymous No.10251047]

>>10251037
Screaming internally

[Anonymous No.10251051]

>>10251046
She tagged it as a coord. It was in the handmaedlolita tag.

[Anonymous No.10251078]

>>10248883
I wish she hadn't made that video honestly, the amount of 40+ inch waisted fatties feeling like they should have brands cater to them is bad enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.10251087]

>>10250267
..... there's body positive, and then there's enabling delusion. This young woman is like 10 lbs away from lymphedema.

[Anonymous No.10251089]

>>10250843
its not very ita desu

[Anonymous No.10251094]

>>10251051
It isn't tagged at all.
Little dirty vendetta liar

[Anonymous No.10251096]

>>10251094

My bad, thought you were replying to this one:
>>10251037

[Anonymous No.10251098]

>>10250736
But I thought they are a protected species, sis. I mean, it's gagging to think otherwise, qween.

[Anonymous No.10251099]

>>10248308
the lipstick is the least of the problems here

[Anonymous No.10251111]

>>10250876
How utterly unfortunate. Usakumya doesn't deserve this. Also you can get reasonably priced kumyas on pretty much any secondhand site if you check regularly. I have a pretty formidable collection myself and they were all relatively cheap. I wish you good luck, anon!

[Anonymous No.10251132]

>>10248436
the people who think these are nitpixs

roflomgfuck. This fash is more then a good silhouette

this gull is only listing a 1/4th of the bad.

yo flowers under and over the hat? The sausage casing shoes? Nitpicks or maybe youre just clueless and suddenly realizing it.

[Anonymous No.10251135]

>>10251094

[Anonymous No.10251140]

>>10248881
does she mean hips? Thats not too crazy. Just hella baby hipsn fat ass
Does she mean waist? Oh... wow. Go see a doctor. people shouldnt be Box shape

[Anonymous No.10251141]

>>10250901
Still not a minor,hun. She's fair game, get over it.

[Anonymous No.10251142]

>>10247766
>her

[Anonymous No.10251144]

>>10250901
I wasn't even the anon you were responding to in the first place, sorry you got posted

[Anonymous No.10251148]

>>10251132
>Nitpixs
>Roflomgfuck
>>10251140
>Hella
>That typing style

Please leave

[Anonymous No.10251150]

>>10251135
why is their no divider stall

[Anonymous No.10251151]

>>10251150
there*

[Anonymous No.10251159]

>>10251111
Thank you! With any luck I'll find one on a day when my wallet isn't screeching from bills

[Anonymous No.10251160]

>>10251150
What, you don't like making friends while you squat?

[Anonymous No.10251161]

>>10251151
please, go *away* eop

>>10251160
id guess its not a finished installation or its SEA

[Anonymous No.10251168]

>>10251135
this is hilarious what's her insta handle

[Anonymous No.10251302]

>>10251161
Considering this is an English site; more like go away ESLs who can't form a basic sentence.

[Anonymous No.10251314]

>>10251302
ohh so tough you can understand me though

[Anonymous No.10251344]

>>10251094
Nice try. It's probably tagged in the comments.

[Anonymous No.10251346]

>>10249716
this is gonna be me at this rate (male, not girl), my brother said I'm obsessed, that I'm going to rape a little girl or something (for lurking cgl and lolita threads), I just like looking at le coords

fml

[Anonymous No.10251350]

>>10248252
What a qt

[Anonymous No.10251366]

>>10251025
I actually like this. it's pretty dang aesthetic, though the sectional could use some vintage looking pillows or blanket over the top. the wallpaper and soft diffused light are doing it for me.

[Anonymous No.10251376]

>>10251346
You WHAT

[Anonymous No.10251388]

>>10250893
just because AP made it doesn't make it good. See:

[Anonymous No.10251394]

>>10247504

[Anonymous No.10251397]

>>10250800
honestly if she got rid of the tights this could be nitpick. those tights make this look way too busy.

[Anonymous No.10251426]

>>10251366
because you're talking about yourself... we all know you come here, you've outed yourself before.

[Anonymous No.10251523]

calling lolitas snobby in a goth facebook group

[Anonymous No.10251532]

>>10251388
I actually like this. AP just photographs it like shit.

[Anonymous No.10251539]

>>10251523
Any caps? Why the pit picture?
>>10251135
It really ties the coord together

[Anonymous No.10251696]

>>10250659
Why would you smush that delicate bow under a cheap, tight belt like that? At least take it off first jfc

[Anonymous No.10251723]

I thought this was a joke coord, I can't believe she thought that this hot mess looked good

[Anonymous No.10251729]

>>10251723
>Dragon maid cosplay wig
Sweetie what the hell?

[Anonymous No.10251732]

[Anonymous No.10251766]

>>10251366
the light is the only good thing about the picture. she's splayed out like a frog. the hunchback posture completely conteracts that attempt at a seductive expression. the only people getting seduced here are footfags who aren't put off by those cheap-looking tights. the parents' couch also kills any edginess. The idea is whatever, but the execution is miserable.

[Anonymous No.10251794]

>>10251523
And that's why her wig looks like it'll melt in a microwave.

[Anonymous No.10251795]

>>10248252
What a genuinely adorable face. Hopefully she's able to grow out of her current tastes, I would love to see her in classic

[Anonymous No.10251802]

>>10251795
bro its a filter, dont fall for it

[Anonymous No.10251810]

>>10251723
...holy shit. She deserves an ita award.

[Anonymous No.10251919]

2-for-1 Itas!

[Anonymous No.10251943]

>>10251160
That's how the Romans did it. Taking a shit in a public restroom was a social event.

[Anonymous No.10251946]

>>10251732
I admit I like the idea of the furry wrist and ankle cuffs...but nothing else in this coord.

[Anonymous No.10251947]

>>10251723
I refuse to believe this was a sincere coord attempt.

[Anonymous No.10251979]

>>10248884
>get out measuring tape
>that's almost exactly twice my waistline
>I'm male
Jesus Christ, how fat do you have to be to have a 50" waistline?

[Anonymous No.10251990]

>>10251979
Damn found the turbo manlet

Seriously though I'm 6'0 and my waist is 28" holy shit

[Anonymous No.10252009]

>>10251990
How do people even get that fat?
Like your maintainance has to be north of 4000 kcal at that point.

[Anonymous No.10252025]

>>10252009
Pretty much every episode of My 600lb Life is a person who got abused as a child.

[Anonymous No.10252054]

>>10249716
looks kinda photo shopped to me but maybe just bad quality.

[Anonymous No.10252106]

>>10251723
The dress is weird enough to coord but I can kinda guess for what she was going for. This could have worked if she had chosen better items to go with. But like that she is just the prime examble of babys first lolita outfit.

[Anonymous No.10252108]

>>10251919
this is a throwback to how we all looked at meetups in 2006

[Anonymous No.10252114]

>>10252106
There's no way that shitty bedsheet dress can be coorded in a non-ita way, just use it as pyjamas.

[Anonymous No.10252115]

Off shoulder tops just look like shit

[Anonymous No.10252138]

>>10252115
its just a butterface, coord looks ok

[Anonymous No.10252207]

>>10252106

No man, babby's first is usually someone who starts out with a recogniseably lolita main piece/idea, but then fails the execution because they tried to take shortcuts (eg- bad wig, bad replica, bad/no petticoat, etc).

This is like someone scraped up all the "borderline not lolita" items together, mashed it with several mistakes, and then belatedly threw in a blouse and AP teaparties because they forgot they were supposed to be making a lolita outfit. It's more like a lost normie trying to be special than a babbylita.

[Anonymous No.10252323]

>>10252138
This is just himekaji, not lolita

[Anonymous No.10252325]

>>10252323
ok, was she trying to be lolita though?

[Anonymous No.10252352]

Seen this in the ATX group on FB and holy cow I’m cringing. Still a baby myself and need to improve but I’m not even this bad...

[Anonymous No.10252381]

>>10252352
so I'm not looking at a bunch of age players pretending to be playing dress up?

[Anonymous No.10252416]

>>10252352
A-
Are those jeans....???

[Anonymous No.10252547]

>>10252106
>>10252106
This dress and this coord still has a super otome-kei feeling though, sorry anon. There just isn't enough navy in the print to validate a navy KC and teas even though that would make it 3 navy items. It's too dark of a color for a dress that's so light (I'm just going to assume it's sax) and there still isn't enough of it for good balance. It would be a better looking situation to just keep everything white and sax. Simple, boring, and easy enough for a newbie not to fuck up. Idk if I agree on the cut still but I also absolutely hate sack dresses so I'm bias.

[Anonymous No.10256210]

>>10247611
plus, there are drag queens with natural looking makeup, at least makeup that doesn't look like.. that