/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9049289
>>>/r9k/

>>9049289
at every con i attend i cant even walk from my room to the ice machine without getting pulled into at least two orgies.

Only at the last day.

i was just a rave last night and while there wasnt any sex, there were girls taking of their bras, putting their asses on guys and girls, and at some points they just kissed random girls and guys. If you ever get the chance go to one, you wont be disappointed

>>9049326
good luck have fun with the herpes

>>9049407

you act like herpes is incurable

>>9049410
you do know that it's a life long disease with no cure right...?

do these con orgies only happen at cons that take place in hotel venues? i was at nycc15 for 2 days and didn't really see anything. then again i spent like 6 hours each day at the sfv booth.

>>9049419
No.

Chigothloli always has orgies when ACen and The Midwest Megameet happens every year.

if i walk around with a sign that says "where da con orgies @" will i get to see one

Why do people always ask about orgies in here? Orgies are pretty gross desu.

what are the chances of someone hot participating in these orgies? i feel like it'd all be gross or desperate people

>>9049435
>someone hot
anyone have that metrocon pic, the one in the pool? you know the one.

>>9049410
You're gross. Perfect example of why you don't hook up at cons

>>9049326
>getting anywhere near rave sluts
Fun to look at. Not for touching.

>>9049289
A friend of mine who likes to split the room with upwards of five people (don't know why you'd ever do that) told me that the guys he split it with were all trappers who had some kind of gay make out orgies while he was gone.

I'd love to organise one, but how would you even go about it?

>>9049471
>don't know why you'd ever do that
money? rooms are expensive

>>9049410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7T0N7WFCNY

>>9049293
>mfw /r9k/ doesn't do orgies

>>9049326
To old for raves, can we just have a nice tea party and pretend we are all rich and stuck up? I know I am poor but I wanna know the rich feels.

>>9049536
robots don't do anything they want to do.
they instead make up an excuse for why they don't want to do it and claim they are now better than everyone else.
just saying.

>>9049430
Because they see orgies in eromanga and naturally they get curious.

>>9049430
losers think an orgy would be a way to get laid without effort since they imagine it would be full of women who are down to fuck.

>>9049555
bahaha
I bet they'd just sit in the corner and pass them a new condom

can i join an orgy if i have a small dick?

>>9049591
are you a female?

>>9049289
I saw an orgy taking place in a stairwell at a con before. It was so surreal.

>>9049562
Wow that hit to close to home, the friend zone feels are to strong.

>>9049593
do you think females have dicks?

>>9049599
Sometime they do but only the ones on the internet are cute.

>>9049599
>feminine penis

>>9049595
if you're handing a condom to someone to fuck your crush, that's not a friend zone feel, that's a cuck feel

>>9049602
>>9049603
i am not familiar with this meme
i just have a small penis

>>9049608

Well how small are talking? Cant be that bad

>>9049610
Not him but I'm in the same boat.
4.7"

>>9049610
like 4.5" hard, not much girth either
i'm not a virgin anymore, but i also don't think i'll be very sexually active in life

there's always 2d and my hand i guess

>>9049605
As long as I get to be around her that's all I need.
>tfw friend zone turns to cuck zone

>>9049614
>>9049616

Hahaha not having an average of 5inches
5.5" master race here. And I am Asian hahaha hah out of my way fuck bois.

>>9049648
Pretty sure 6 inches is the average.

>>9049648

>>9049648
This is pathetic 2bh.

Fuck orgies. I just want regular cosplay sex.

>>9049685
why would you ruin your cosplay by having sex in it

>>9049692
It wouldn't be my cosplay, it'd be the person I'm having sex with. It's a specific fantasy

>>9049648
so smol

>>9049665
>not knowing the avg
Anything under 5,11" is a manlet same goes for sausages.

>>9049761
hi /fit/

>>9049764
I'm jealous of all the guys with small dicks, all they gains went to better places.

>>9049707
hire a whore because cosplayers all think like >>9049692

>>9049771
The whore isn't going to be in character. And I'd pay for the cosplay anyway.

>>9049774
she is if you pay

cosplayer, not so much

>tfw you don't want no orgies and just wanna feel loved by a girl that will feed you magical maid food

>>9049777
Too many variables involved with going down the escort route. Mainly that the cosplay won't fit and that she'll do a piss-poor job of actually being in character. I'd rather go down the cosplayer route.

>>9049782
What is Tommy Lee Jones doing in that picture?

>>9049805
Enjoing a meal at a maid coffee