/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I'll start.

I remembered seeing a post from a confession thread years ago about some anon rubbing period blood on her enemies' belongings as a form of revenge.

Well, I tried it myself with on a lolita dress that belongs to my "friend", but the stain is really noticeable and I think she's going to find out about it one way or another. I'm also the only person who could've done it, too, since I was left alone in her apartment.

Kill me.

I've come to realize, in almost everything that I do, I'm probably a huge lolcow.

If all my online personas could be traced back to me oh dear lord.

Thank god no one's done it.

I don't want to be treated like some circus animal

I want to fuck in cosplay but I'm single and too picky to do it with just anyone.
Life is so hard.

I fantasize about being cosplay famous and meeting fans at conventions and having people sending me fanmail even though I have social anxiety.

Buy all my cosplays, never make them.

>>8272938
This is relatable.

>have a thirst dream about hooking up with a guy in my cosplay group
>even in the dream i'm in his apartment but too beta to initiate anything

I really want to have sex with my bf in cosplay and have brought it up with him to which he responds "Yeah I don't see why not" but then we never do. I'm even doing a cosplay of a character with a simple outfit that he really likes in hopes that it will finally initiate it but I also don't want to get my hopes up.

I'm also leaving in a month to do research for a couple months and I want a nice memory for while I'm there.

I always say that I browse cgl, but I don't contribute to the bad attitude. What a load of crap. I am the queen shitposter. Love me a good bit of dramu and I love to rant about people I have never met and generally insult everyone.

Every time I see a girl wearing my ultimate dream dress the coord is never good enough. I end up posting the girl on here if the coord is even remotely bad. I've seen one singular coord that I could find no fault with.

My husband and I are cosplaying a childhood OTP, and I want to fuck in the costumes and take photos, but I'm too scared to ask.

i have night terrors of someone finding my photobucket n00dz as well as my collection of sora x axel porn

My dream dress is a Bodyline dress... I'm so scared I'll get made fun of that it's preventing me from buying it, because I just know I;m gnna get called a fatty-chan who is ruining lolita for everyone.
>Comm Drama

>>8272997
Awww!! Just don't tell anyone it's your dream dress.

>>8272997
My dream dress is bodyline chocoberry jsk, tbh.

And its not that I won't fit into brand or anything, the jsk is just soooo cute...

>>8272961
>>8272938
>>8272973
>>8272988
Half this thread is fantasies about cosplay sex
I don't see why any man would deny it, any dude who's into anime or cosplay or whatever will definitely want to bang in cosplay

>>8272725
Does she know you have a vendetta against her?
Maybe she'll think it was a random stain, or her own.

I posted the video of Laura Barnes.

>>8273017
>any dude who's into anime or cosplay or whatever will definitely want to bang in cosplay
Did I say I wanted "any dude"? Let's be realistic here, there aren't many attractive guys on the cosplay scene, and even less gay ones.
And when they are attractive they're spergy as fuck. I wish I was into women.

>>8272973
>wear costume
>suggest sex
>???
>profit

>>8273035
It's easy to convince someone to fuck you in a costume, but I think the appeal for a lot of people is the roleplaying element. That's a bit harder to sell.

>>8273035
>>8273045
It's actually not so much the roleplaying as he normally comes home exhausted pretty late and at that point I'm already asleep so we usually have sex in the morning. If his job would stop only giving him hours at night (including weekends) it wouldn't really be an issue. The days that he does get off and we get to spend together we are mainly doing romantic stuff. He should have a day off this weekend and by that time I'll have Filia done (the version of her with her hat and short hair) so I'll probably just ambush him this weekend while I'm "trying on the outfit to see how it fits".

>>8273045
Basically. I want someone to fuck me in character, not just in costume.

I want my boyfriend to dress up as a masked character, preferably Pyramid Head, and fuck me so violently that my well-meaning friends pull me aside to try and convince me to call the cops on him. But he's not at all a sadist, and he's not fit enough to pull off most of the characters I'm horny for.

I'm currently pregnant, and within the first week of finding out, I was looking into possible mother/baby cosplays. So far, the only idea I've come up with that I really like is kangaskhan gijinka, because it should be super simple and comfortable for casual wear.

>>8273057
Hello mask anon. Have any of your fantasies about masked partners come true yet?

>>8272725
>mostflogged

>>8273061
Not exactly. I managed to have sex with my boyfriend while he was dressed from Mega Man a while back, which happily meant he had a helmet, but it wasn't exactly one of my favorites. And right now he won't fuck me at all because he's really put off by the pregnancy thing. I haven't had sex in months now, and probably won't until I've recovered from childbirth.

My body's gross right now, so I can understand.

>>8273005
>>8272999
It's L345 in pink, It's so cute, and with the proper petticoat I feel like i'd really be able to be a cute lolita. I'm just scared the Comm is gonna judge me. I have one or two friends there, but the others are kinda brand-focused...

>>8273056
The dream.
>tfw husbando is obscure as shit and is never cosplayed
>it'll never happen

>>8273098
They can't get mad at 'fatty-chan stretching out mai burando' if you're not in brand. You do you, anon.

my boyfriend cheated on me at a con with a girl from his past that he was hoping i would be friends with

guess what

i want her dead

>>8273144
>not killing him in front of her and making her literally choke on his penis

It's like you don't even know how to revenge, Anon.

>>8273144
Why? Not that she sounds like a very nice person, but it sounds like your boyfriend (hopefully ex) is the asshole in this situation.

>>8273072
>put off by the pregnancy thing
He does know that's his kid, right? If he's grossed out because you're pregnant then congratulations, you are with a manchild and your relationship is already fucked and going to be even worse once you have that kid.

>>8273184
From the way he described it, it's mostly just uncomfortable for him to think of his hard thrusting cock being inches away from his son's head. I can understand it. I've also put on thirty pounds, so there's that.

>>8273197
There's other things you can do other than piv sex though...

>>8272696
I dream of cosplaying, but i have no resources to make costumes, when I do, I fucking suck at it, and i don't have the body type to cosplay what I want. I have plenty of thinspirations but no motivation.
It's made me stop going to cons, and that's killing me too.
Everyone on this board is fucking awesome for doing what I cant

>>8273204
Yeah, but piv is the only sort of sex that's satisfying to me. I'm a very intravaginal sort of gal. I could do some oral or a titfuck or something, but that would just end in getting me worked up, and I only like clit stimulation for very short periods of time.

>>8273216
Ah, I see. He doesn't have to shove his entire dick up there if he's weirded out by the baby's head, but I can understand. You always have the option of using a dildo/vibe if you really need to. Have a safe pregnancy and grats on the baby, anon!

>>8273197
>>8273216
>>8273237
this sure is relevant to cosplay and/or elegant gothic lolita

Through my bestfriend I met this lady at a convention who I've got quite the crush on. I'm scared to do anything about it in fear of messing everything up.

>>8273237
Thanks! I only have a few months to go. Broke my favorite vibe, but I think I can endure.

To keep the post relevant to cosplay, I have an Etsy seller lined up to make my baby a comfy knit kangaskhan costume.

>>8273244

>>8273144
I will never understand people like you, it's your partner that cheated on you not the girl. You literally have no reason to kill her, if he went gr8 lengths to cheat on you he probably lied to her so he could get his dick wet.

I want to get into lolita and cosplay, but I'm afraid that I'm too old for it(I'm 20) and don't have the finances. I'm also afraid of being judged, and I don't want to do it alone, but I doubt any of my friends will do it with me.

>>8273267

I'm not sure how this is a reasonable assumption to make.

Cheating is easy. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Doesn't take a great effort, and he certainly doesn't need to lie with certain individuals.

I have cosplayed from Homestuck before.

>>8273309
Their point was that you don't know for sure what happened to cause the situation, all you know is that it happened. Since anon doesn't know the pretense for her boyfriend cheating on her, she can't assume the girl is at fault. Hell, even if the girl knew he had a boyfriend and fucked him anyways, the decision was still 50/50. So if anything she should wish her ex-boyfriend was dead since he was the one that decided directly to not give a shit about her and go fuck his ex.

I'm scared that I'll have to give up cosplaying soon. Most of my friends are graduating college and moving back home or somewhere else for a job, etc. I'm really depressed that they are all leaving and I will lose a great group of friends that shared this interest with me. I don't think I will make many more friends in general (I'm really shy and introverted), and certainly not ones that will cosplay with me in the future. I am 25-30 age group and most people I will meet are normies or if they are into cosplay are in their own groups or have retired from cosplay. So just coming to terms with that sucks...

>>8273056
same
unfortunately my boyfriend is the most vanilla piece of shit and never wants to do anything fun

>I want to fuck a girl cosplaying as Lightning and she make the same noise Light makes when she takes damage in battle as I thrust into her.

>>8273370
Any self respecting real cosplayer will not fucking fuck someone while wearing their outfit.

>>8273363
>"I really want to have normalfag sex anon... you're too kinky..."
>started doing weird shit without asking (but I do stop when he asks me to,before anyone jumps to conclusions)
>introduced him to my fetishes gradually
>he eventually admitted to enjoy the whole thing like the tsundere fucker he is
>mfw I corrupted a vanilla piece of shit

Now the last thing left is having sex in character and in costume. I tried talking about it once and it went to shit quickly.
>"B...b-but anon, I don't want you to think about anybody else than me when we make love.."
He's got a point but help me gals

I sell bootleg designer bags to fund my fursuit addiction. I wish I was kidding.

>>8273388
I actually want a well-made fursuit, despite how fucking cringe the furry community is, and knowing full well I'd receive a lot of negative attention.

>>8273098
Wearing brand says nothing about a persons character. This might be a surprise if you haven't been to a real lolita meet, but people are not going to be catty or insult you because of the brand of your clothing. So long as your coord is good and everything is nice quality, you will be absolutely fine.

>>8273386
you give me hope anon

>>8273056
>pillar man husbando
>no male looks like him in the first place
>bf is polar opposite in terms of personality
>like real life guys a little squishy anyway
>tfw i'll never get to screw Kurogane

All my petticoats are pieces of shit gathered and tiered tulle and cotton that I made myself.

I never loan out my petticoats.

>>8273406
I share in this feel too, anon.

I'm an ageplayer, and I see it as totally separate from my general interest in cute fashion etc.
I hate that I can't be honest with other lolitas because they'll think it's sexual for me.
I also can't be honest with ageplayers because then they'll sexualize my lolita stuff.

Fuck.

>>8273017
I haven't acted negatively toward her yet since my other friends like her, and I don't want to cause any drama that could have me excluded. She just uses people and makes bitchy comments, and I don't think she knows it affects people (or at least me).

I hope she thinks it's a random stain, but she knew I was on my period at the time. By the time she finds it it'll probably be hard and crusty, and it'll probably smell. :/

I want to pick someone up at the next convention I go to and have a kinky threesome with them

I wanna try wearing kodona one day but I'm really self-conscious. Hell, I'd like to wear lolita one day but I'm not feminine enough. I also really don't wanna spend money on it, but I sometimes end up enviously Googling things even though I have next to no knowledge aside from "Don't buy from Milanoo".

Also nthing the cosplay sex but see a) self consciousness above b) general disinterest in real-life sex and c) being unsure whether I want canon female or a genderbend male as my partner. I dunno. I also don't feel I fit my dream-sex-cosplay character much at all.

>>8273406
Also this, but just for goofing around in. I'd love to make some kids smile.

>>8274000
thatsmyfetish.jpg

I will never make friends at cons no matter how badly I want to because I can't stop seeing other cosplayers as rivals or I find ways to think negatively about a person for no reason at all. It's childish, but I can't stop hating people immediately.

>>8274160
Well made fursuits are really bloody cute. I don't know anything about the furry community but I would totally love a fursuit just because they are cute.

>you will never have convention sex while in cosplay

boyfriends, fuckboys, and beta orbiters don't count.

>>8273056

Isn't that almost everyone's wish/desire on here?

>>8274186
How do you do it anon? The UK scene is so tiny that I don't want to be the gossip the next day. I just want to be the prize in a competitive smash bros tournament

I want to take some guy's virginity while I roleplay as his favorite character.

>I wish I would get more notes on tumblr
Yeah I feel pretty pathetic but I can't help it. Same with likes on CoF. Whenever I see people in mediocre to bad coords getting more likes than my last coord I get irrationaly angry about it.

>I wish I could be a Lolita artist
There are several artist drawing Lolitas or character wearing Lolita like siriusc or loputyn and I wish I could do that too. But I have no idea where to start, ad I'm too spaghetti to show my newfag art to someone. I just wish my drawings would be as gracefull and beautiful as the fashion and my Lolita persona/theme on tumblr and that I could get more likes and attention and share something I like to do with others.
>mfw I actually thought about drawing something popular just to get more notes

Help me Anons, when did I gt so desperate for attention. I don't even want e-fame or fangirls or shit like that, just quiet fame and notes, maybe like Fanny Rosie or siriusc.

Lolita has been one of my greatest passions for 8 years and I still don't have any lolita friends because the two girls that got me into it were among the most cringeworthy examples of ita. The kind that went out of their way to try to be the embodiment of "elitist brandwhore" despite one only having a Bodyline replica dress and the other only having the cheapest brand shit of Closet Child that no one else would buy.

>>8273336
Me too. I still have the outfit too. I want to sell it but at the same time I'm proud of the work.

>>8274247
Hello.
Please cosplay Ranka Lee and i will see you in 45 minutes.

>>8274238
What's left?

>>8274305
Rapists, obviously.
Anon will one day get her wish.

One day.

>>8274311
If only I could get my wish too

>>8274305


Normies

>told my friends I want to quit cosplaying because I've lost motivation
>it's actually because I only feel amazingly fat and ugly as every character I want to cosplay

I don't want them to know.

>>8274315
Spoilers don't work in these territories /v/riend.

CGL is surprisingly a lot more lewd than I thought it would be. I don't notice these types of things when I go to conventions but it's probably for the best.

>>8274318
Don't do that.

>>8273061
Nice to see you again other-mask anon.
Any particular types of masks you like? For me they have to be somewhat robotic, can't deal with people masks, too freaky.
Number 1 mask fantasy?

>say I buy cheap stuff on Ebay to resell for extra cash
>only half of it is true
>secretly admit that I'm a shopaholic
>rarely ever have money so now that I have steady spending money it's hard to resist buying things

>meanwhile I have two conventions to pay for
>dream trip supposedly planned for late 2015/early 2016
>haven't paid for anything yet

>>8274329
c-control yourself anon.

>>8274331
It's hard though. I'm living out in the countryside at least an hour away from friends, I don't know anyone my age in town.. which is a 20 minute drive and full of retirees. Did see a small group of weebs in Attack on Titan tshirts a few weeks ago though, even if they were highschool age.

Most of what I buy is to either resell or I'm getting it for conventions but at this rate I'll have more costumes than conventions to wear them to.

>>8274313
What's your wish?

I read Homestuck and generally love it but I would never associate with the fanbase, especially irl.

>>8274339
Then make a deal with yourself not to buy a costume until you've worn all the ones you have. Isn't the satisfaction also from showing off the neat stuff you've got/made?

>>8274340
Romance.
I think I'd really enjoying being with a cosplaying girl who makes her own stuff and such, it'd just be really nice to see her make things. I'd even wear things with her to cons if we both liked a couple cosplay idea or something.

>>8274343
...that's true. I'll try my best, anon.

>>8274322
It's funny because the most hated board on here is /fit/ due to the stereotype of them being dudebros only coming on here to bang cosplayers

and then you read the confession threads here and like 50% of the posts are "I wish a guy would fuck me in cosplay"

>>8274343
Well aren't you a qtp2t.
But...
>watch her make stuff

Why not make your own cosplays, too?
Or better yet, work on a cosplay together (each making different parts)?

>>8274246
Stop playing as Fox all the time
That's how you win
A shame Brit girls are kinda fugly

>>8274365
Well, yeah. I'd love to help her too. Sounds pretty fun. I said watch in case she didn't need my help I wouldn't mind watching.

And t-thanks

>>8274351
It's not about being fucked by a random guy in your cosplay. It's about being fucked by your waifu and living out that fantasy.

I feel like I can't talk/open up to my comm anymore. So I come here instead.

>>8274324
I usually like ones with very few features. Simplicity is good for cultivating mystery. Or gas masks, or masks that are reminiscent of gas masks, because they look creepy and intimidating.

Pic related is a pretty big fantasy of mine, although the fangirl in me is cringing a little at the mix of Heather and my main man.

I've always wanted to fuck a girl decked out in lolita, but I wouldn't want to ruin the dress.

This is my new fetish.

I wish my husband would cosplay my husbandos so I could bang them. But sadly, I'm more likely to crossplay my husbandos and flick my bean.

>>8273020

Doubt this is unique, but I'm bitter and jealous of the people I see enjoying cosplay/lolita. I'm a student and I see so many people without jobs posting and talking about their new costumes and purchases. It just makes me so bitter like, man, it sure must be nice to have the time, energy, and money to do what you enjoy.

Just looking at my sewing machine makes me feel anxious and upset. I've been busy lately so I haven't made time to enjoy my hobbies. It's a weird feeling. I want to do something but the thought of doing it, or as soon as I start it, I don't want to anymore. It just stops being fun, but I want to enjoy it. Idk, it's just a bummer. Maybe this is more feelsy than confession-y.

>>8274238
>Tfw will probably be a long time until I find a qt 3.14 that I'll bang while she cosplays my waifu.
Someday

I'm starting to develop a crush on one of the girls in our local cosplay/friend group. But I've been friends with her already for years, I'm not sure where this came out of and I don't like it because I don't want anything to endanger our really nice friendship. I'm not sure how she feels, probably not interested, and I don't wanna even ask because ugh, awkward.

But I can't bury these feels.

I fantasize about going to a con, and having sex with someone dressed as my characters romantic interest.

This thought has gotten me off many a time.
>tfw I'll never get to actually live out that dream due to vanilla af boyfriend.

I only come to CGL when I'm in a bad mood and want to talk shit.

I recently won a cosplay contest at a Con just because I had engaged in some sort of sexual activity with half of the members of the jury prior to the event.

I'm married and I love my husband more than anything, but fuck if I don't have frequent fantasies about having steamy sex with another lolita. And I hate how sexualized the fashion can be by gross people, so I'm having dirty thoughts and I'm a dirty hypocrite.

>>8274319


darn

I'm not from /v/

>>8274378


This nigga knows what's up

>>8272961
I want this as well but i'm way too body conscious about myself to even think about initiating with my bf, let alone trying cosplay stuff

>>8272958
I'm not being yelled at for this? Wow. But then again this is mild in the thread.

>>8273336
There's still 1 more Homestuck cosplay I want to make. I don't think I can bring myself to wear it to a convention, though. I don't wanna be grouped in with the rest.

I want to make a slutty costume to make my ex jealous but i'm not sure which direction i want to go in

tbh i just want him back

>>8274752
You didn't enter a contest with it. Noone cares.

>>8273027
>when they are attractive they're spergy as fuck
So what do you want? You sound picky as fuck.

>>8273027
spergy attractive dudes are the best though.

>>8274799
>wants someone attractive
>not spergy as fuck
>WOW ANON, YOU'RE, LIKE, SO PICKY! IT'S LIKE YOU WANT EVERYTHING
how low are your standards?

>>8274764
Why don't you tell him instead of being a bitch

captcha: Mymen

>>8274822
I've told him but he refuses each time with "there's no spark i don't love you" ect.
I wait and space out my advances but nothing seems to be changing.
I hate playing backhanded but with someone who won't play straight up with me I might need to.
We were together for quite some time and it doesn't make sense to me that someone would break up with me and then continue to call me attractive and flirt with me.

>>8274808
So EVERY attractive person they've seen are spergy? I find that hard to believe.

I want to go to a convention and find the perfect person for me. One who likes me, has a lot of interests with me, and would do couple cosplays with me. I want to go on a date while in a couple cosplay. Acting in character would be a plus, but not necessary.

I want to love, and be loved again!

There's this girl who I can't stand coming to a con with my friend group. She's whiny, clingy af, and hanging out with her as turned into babysitting her. She does this whole "uwu uwu uwu im so !!~**delicate**~~!!! uwu uwu" act in front of almost everyone but gets upset when no one takes her seriously. Last time we brought her, she complained about people drinking and how it was "triggering" her when we had made it very much aware that we were going drink and that there was going to be alcohol in the room. She's a serious wet blanket but gets offended when no one wants to go to the shitty rave with her.

Also her cosplays suck - like she even makes them herself - and she has a very punchable face.

My boyfriend has a fetish for lolita fashion and rape and I honestly wouldn't mind if he did, as long as he didn't ruin anything.

>>8274837
Lol do you not know what hobbies this board revolves around? Cute guys in cosplay either know they're cute and they're stuck up as fuck, they're spergy as fuck, or they're already taken and treat their girl right. Cute girls in cosplay aren't much better tbh.

>>8273005
Just get it and wear as otome, or wear on your own, not to meet or photos.

>>8274903
I know right?

Honestly how the fuck do you meet other dorks you might wanna date? Outside of all you just said, everyone at the con is hauling ass around. Our nerdy butts don't hang out in bars or usual meet-people spots.

>>8274833
He just wants your attention to make him feel better while he hunts around for the next bigger better deal. Stop giving the time of day to this guy and do shit that makes you feel fulfilled instead. Study, work, go outside, be with friends, sew, fuck it doesn't matter just stop paying attention to him and focus on yourself and eventually you will naturally stop giving a shit.

I confess.
I cheated on my boyfriend on a convention when he didn't want to go there with me.
Then I did it again, and again.
And I don't feel bad about it at all.
Monogamy is just a tool of the patriarchy made to oppress women.

>>8274912
If you're a girl and your looking for cute guys, I don't know why you would limit yourself to JUST the kind of people who go to cons, especially when that makes your selection of guys to be like 5% of all attendees.

You'd have to be really lucky to find a guy like that and then you'd probably have to go on the agressive.

And yes whoever was above is being unrealistically picky by limiting guys she will see to a group that is historically known for NOT being what she wants and then demanding that all criteria must apply simultaneously.

>>8273249
>I have an Etsy seller lined up to make my baby a comfy knit kangaskhan costume.
That's my favorite pokemon! How cute. :)

My boyfriend thinks I'm hiding my internet history due to porn. I'm really just hiding my taobao order from him because he is getting presents.

>>8274986
I'm not that poster, but I don't think "attractive guy with similar interests" is setting the bar that high, anon.

>>8274980
Careful not to fall for it.

>>8275002
>Careful not to fall for it.
Funny how you instantly think that this is bait just because you are a respectful nodder / ally of women when stuff like this happened on old /cgl/ at least once per month.

>>8274999
Very sweet.

>>8274247
But my favorite character is a girl.

>>8275018
I think it's funny because he's more curious to what I like. He's not mad I'm watching it so he gets a big surprise in about a month.

>>8275002
>attractive guy
>who has interests in a field known for being popular with unattractive guys
>who isn't a "sperg" (i.e. is normal) in a field k own for having people who aren't normal
>who isn't taken
>who isn't stuck up

Maybe you should consider lowering your standards or dating outside of a singular field where you are reducing your chances tenfold of finding what you want.

>>8274247
But my favorite character is Chris Benoit.

>>8275044
Fuck off. I'd rather share one hot guy with 10 other bitches than lower my standards to date a loser like you.

ITT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

>>8275049
the alpha male "myth" confirmed

>>8275050
I know what love is.

Love is a patriarchal construct to keep women in abusive relationships with men who lost their value.

>>8275049
I'm not even arguing that. I'm saying that your standards for that one hot guy in the particular environment you've chosen is basically searching for Bigfoot.

>>8275054
There are plenty of guys like that, they're just denied to us due to the patriarchy.

Why are you idiots responding to obvious /r9k/ bait? Christ alive, /cgl/ is far and away the easiest board to troll.

>>8275057
Said by a male poster from /r9k/.

I am sick and tired of males telling us who we can and can not respond to. If I *want* to respond to to what you call "bait" then I fucking *will*. You don't get to dictate what women are allowed to talk about or not, you fucking little whiteknighting shit with delusions of grandeur.

And no, none of us is ever going to find you attractive, no matter how long you're gonna stay on this board.

>>8275053


Gotta suck the fun out of everything don't you?

>>8275063
Fucking rekt.

>>8274646
Heeeeell yeah bruv.

>>8274378
But women on /cgl/ have no waifus or husbandos. It's like saying that the Whore of Babylon has chastity.

>>8274642
/a/non.

Get in here, you male scum.

http://strawpoll.me/4191769

>>8275087

>>8274351
And the majority of the posts that revolve around getting fucked in cosplay is "I hope that the guy is hot and has that fratboy douchebag thing going on. I sooooo go for that."

Then the next feels thread, "I can't believe he fucked another girl. I mean he never said we were a thing but I already has sex with him, that means I'm entitled commitment right? I'm not cluster B. Right? RIGHT?"

#KillAllMen

>>8275096
Why are there even two different options for women?

Me being a virgin or not / my sexual history has absolutely nothing to do with my value as a woman.

>>8275128
it really does

as soon as you have sex, you're worth about half your previous value

>>8275091

Nope, I'm not a dirty weeb

I rather get upwards of 10 things from bodyline than a brand jsk (same price). At least I can pop them in the washing machine, unlike the majority of my brand. Not all lolita's want the exclusive experience. I am on a f21 budget.

>>8275163
>At least I can pop them in the washing machine, unlike the majority of my brand.
spoken like someone who's never actually owned brand

I want to have a threesome with another girl cosplaying from the same series as my bf and I.

My roomate bought herself a citrus green tea and put it in the fridge and I drank it and then blamed it on her boyfriend.

>>8274986
I'm that poster and I'm actually a guy, lol. And yeah I didn't think I was setting the bar very high by having "congoer" as a requirement! Being aggressive in trying to meet someone at a con sounds like an AWFUL idea, everyone's seen and heard too many horror stories about thirsty creepers and is going to run away. (not that I blame them).

But damn meeting people is tough. Bars and clubs are awkward, I'm not in college anymore so no clubs, online didn't go so great either. I'm stumped on how tf to meet people.

>>8275163
You are too poor to wear lolita if you are on a 'f21' budget. Save your money and get into the fashion when you can afford it. It may seem easier to justify bodyline, but because most bodyline is meh, it ends up being a waste of money in the long run.

Also a lot of brand can be washed so that isnt an excuse.

>>8275184

Out of all the replies to this thread that are confessions, this is the most veil and evil

>>8275054
Nah, I've found them. They've been taken though unfortunately. A real shame.
Also, I'm definitely picky and don't deny that, but as another anon mentioned, I just want an attractive guy who isn't socially stunted. If it really didn't work out I'd fuck them and then leave.

>>8275193
No it's not. If she blamed it on her female friend, it would be evil. If she blames it on a misogynist, it's just fighting back.

Join SCUM now.

>>8273020
i wanna a lolita short film with the concept of unfriended but with a comm and a bunch of catty lolitas instead.

>>8274602
fucking women, seriously

>>8275184

>one of my roommates drank the bottle of green tea I had been saving in the fridge for a few days
>to this day no one will own up to it
>triggered

I bought a decently cheap chaika dress and white wig, and hired an escort for 500 to wear it while I violently seized on top of her for 2 hours. My girlfriend still won't believe me.

I got into lolita due to the local community being really big.
Later on I got into an argument with a specific lolita and I avoided the community like the plague.
That lolita is not here anymore and I kinda want to hang out with the other lolitas again but there are so many new ones I just feel it's not the same anymore. I'm much older than the newer ones and it's kinda awkward

>>8275246
>while I violently seized
why

>>8275248
That's what sex is.

A girl takes off her clothes, you stick your dick in, then you proceed to have a seizure on top of her for 30 seconds.

>>8275254
I'm sorry

I only go on /cgl/ to laugh at the people who take this board seriously

it makes me laugh very hard to see all these angry women who were never part of the cool clique in high school now lashing out against the pretty cosplayers as a defense mechanism inside their /cgl/ clique

>>8275239

You gotta live by the words of Ghandi
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

>>8274602

Dude holy fuck, tell your husband, he might be down if he gets to watch/participate.

>>8275260
you think that's mosty girls? i always guess it's half men who want to rage fuck the successful cosplay girls and half women who are full of unconfessed jealousy

>>8275285
I don't think the guys have that much rage for the cosplayers. just the desire to fuck hot girls. it's the women who go insane with jealousy and try to put everyone prettier than them down. also a lot of insulting ugly girls too because they never got to do that like the other girls when they were 15

.....I have two friends who a traps and cosplay some rather beautiful versions of my waifus and well....I don't care if they're traps. I want to have a threesome with them.

>>8275294
*who are traps

Sorry, typing on a small phone is a bitch.

>>8274856
This is a hell of a long shot, but her name doesn't happen to begin with S, and she has really light blonde hair, at all?

>>8275294
this is okay

>>8275303

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. That was bad, and you should feel bad for having it saved.

>>8272725
She said rub your period blood on your enemies RED belongings, so you can't see it and it stinks. done fucked up

Every time I read threads like these on /cgl/ I get depressed and wish I were homosexual.

Seriously, being gay is the best blessing for a man there is.

>>8275312

Fuck no. Why would anyone want to be gay?

I already know how nasty my man-ass is, and if you think im doing fucking ANYTHING with another one, aw hell naw.

Cmon man, get it together.

>>8275337
Men are better looking, without wearing any makeup whatsoever.
Men can also be cuter.
Men offer something more than their rancid cunt in the relationship.
Men are more likely to have interesting hobbies that don't revolve around whoring themselves around.
Men can actually be funny and clever.
Etc.

The list just goes on and on.

It's no surprise that lately, homosexual men (so far only the white ones) are becoming the Enemy #1 for feminists. Imagine how triggered those cunts have to be by successful, attractive men that they have exactly zero control over. It also explains why in Ancient Greece (especially Sparta) pretty much every man was a homosexual. Women of Sparta had to dress like a man and shave their heads just so that they could have a chance at arousing the male so he could put his semen inside the inferior gender for the sake of procreation.

The only downside is that you have to either stick it in the pooper or in the mouth.

>>8275350
If you think men are cuter and cunts are rancid, I have some good news for you regarding your sexuality.

>>8275350

All that may or may not be true, but gotdamn.

A pussy be ridickilus, son.

>>8275354
men can definitely be cuter

it's the magic of traps

vaginas are also probably the grossest thing on the planet though. try looking at one post-orgasm, when your horniness is at 0% and your mind is clear. it's fucking repulsive

I really really REALLY like Bodyline's stuff and I want to have a wardrobe of majority BL. I'm so picky when I see brand and all the stuff I want, I won't be able to afford for a long long time.

>>8275359
Is that pic supposed to be attractive? It's fucking gross and tasteless.

>>8275364

Not really. You just have a case of the homosex.

>>8275364
I'm not trying to put you down or anything, I'm just saying you're probably gay.

>>8275367

It gives me a boner, do you think I give a fuck?

>>8275359
>dear diary, the ass was fat
post more

i need it for research

>>8275376
Not every straight man has shit taste like you. You are literally attracted to girls who look like 5 dollar prostitutes.

>>8275384

I just have a thing for latinas with big asses, dont h8, m8

>>8275382

Maybe...

>>8275390
So you admit you have a thing for 5 dolla prostitutes.

>>8273098
>>8272997
Anon I understand this feel. Right now I'm so totally in love with Bodyline's L328. I own it and I literally get so excited at any opportunity to wear it. It's such a nice dress and I think my favorite that I've ever seen, even compared to a lot of brand dresses.

>>8275394
I have a thing for big fucking asses, and tan skin.

Guess who fits the bill?

This isn't even a real confession but I grow out a neckbeard as a symbol hoping that someone I know will realize I'm growing it out because I'm depressed and have given up hope.

I have a fantasy about being fucked by a Mikisugi cosplayer while I'm wearing my Ryuko cosplay.

>>8275294
I am someone who has been debating on wither to trap it up with some high quality cosplay or to go in the complete opposite direction and to bodybuild to be physically attractive (I weight 130 and am 5'10"). I donno though, I probably won't have any more opportunities to trap later on so I might just do it to get it out of my system.

>>8275402
Are you willing to cuckold your boyfriend (since he's a DYEL Beta with no abs for Miksugi) for that?

After recovering for almost a year I'm slowly becoming anorexic again due to self-loathing and the personal belief that I'll never look beautiful in any of my cosplays. I've been gaining weight despite working out nearly every day and it makes me wish I was dead. I haven't told anyone.

>>8275423
Don't worry my lady, you will never look beautiful (full stop)

>>8272938
>>8272961


I would do this but I am too self-conscious about my cosplay.

>>8275430
>tipping intensifies

>>8275430

>>8275446
>she thinks I was complimenting her
Classic ugly girl with low self esteem response.

>>8275455
You sound mad, uggo.

>>8275480
>m'lady

>>8273144
But your boyfriend was at fault too. It's not like he fell and got his dick stuck in her accidentally.

>>8275402

I can't help but picture this one Mikisugi that was fat and looked creepy as fuck

>>8275536
Well I am fat too so we'd make a nice couple?

>>8275057
>has never been to /an/

>>8274318
Since this is 4chan, I won't make any assumptions about your appearance or even the quality of your character, but you are still a worthwhile person to somebody. Take care of yourself, anon, and things will get better.

>>8275096
>44% male

What a surprise (not).

Not to mention that some of them are probably pretending to be girls so it's like 64%.

>>8275063
>whiteknighting
I don't think that means what you think it means

White cis men ITT:

CHECK

YOUR

PRIVILEGES

>>8275852
Alright...................yep, they're still there!

>>8275398
don't forget dsl's.

>>8275904

dick sucking lips's?

I have to confess that I am turning 24 this year and I'm still a virgin.

Seagull Confessions: Thirsty Anon Edition

>>8275337
#fgtmasterrace

>>8275937
Who the fuck this bitch is? Literally over three hundred posts in the last two months.

Is this the new Cockwork Loyalty?

>>8272725
What the fuck is wrong with you? That's disgusting.

>>8273386
You could always offer to cosplay as someone he likes

>have boyfriends
>don't like him
>pity me pls

Ugh... it's such a bother having to wait for a new boyfriend for like three days after I dump the old one X(

>>8276033
kek

>>8276033
>just another day on cgl

>>8276033
Pretty much what 90% of feels thread posts are like. You can't even call that first world problems.

>>8275558
If you're okay with bein around a creepy dude then I guess

>>8275405
Which cosplay were you thinking of doing?

I'm the guy from the last thread who is single, cosplays, and more or less does costumes with a ton of my female cosplay friends so that they can do the couples cosplays they want. A lot of them don't seem to be interested in relationships beyond the cosplay pairing and the occasional physical stuff, so it seems to work out.

For all of the cosplay ladies who seem to just want to have in character cosplay sex, have you considered actually approaching guys you find attractive and going for it? A lot of them are just as bad at relationships and doing this because they want to meet girls who are into in-character stuff too.

If it comes down to it, why don't you actually try setting up a hook-up thread in advance of a con (probably in /soc or on fetlife or whatever)?

>>8275917

if (gender=="Male") self.kill;
else if (gender=="Female") new FreeTicket("Boyfriend");
else
{
// some degenerate stuff
}

>>8276158
This is just really mean.

Virgin men should not kill themselves just because they're virgins past the age of 20. They should live into their 30s and if they manage to find a suitable job, they should first waste their financial capital trying to woo some 30+ year old woman (who by the way would have had a minimum of 100 sexual partners by that age) and after the divorce he can kill himself.

So I'd fix it as
>if (gender=="Male" && occupation="NEET") kill.self

i love being a lolita cyber bully :)

I don't understand why all the male virgins come to /cgl/ and talk about it.

Why should we care? Stay on your containment boar.

>>8276249

They want to spread their misogyny because they can't spread their seed.

I want to take upskirt shots at cons.

>>8276283
Holy shit, this is actually so deep. Saved.

>>8276283

Nice.

I've bought Sakura-Con tickets for the past 5 years and made costumes each time but have never gone once because I'm too scared to go alone.

I always hope that someone I know will end up going but my group of friends are too normal and don't care for games or anime and laugh at the idea of attending.

>>8275157
/co/micbook fanatic?! /tv/-watcher?!

>>8276372
This one made me sad.

>>8276283
/cgl/ is certifiably the most unfunny board on 4chan.

Probably because it has the highest percentage of women.

I hope to gain an honorable mention with my first cosplay, character's been around for a long time but has never been done at this particular con. I'm afraid I'll end up in a whore/fake nerd thread here though.

>want to cosplay as someone
>too chubby to pull the cosplay off
>spend time playing vidya and exercising to fit into role
>realize I won't have time to pay for the costume at all when the con comes

>>8276501
But working out is good for you. Nothing wrong with being a little chub but working out'll make you feel better in general, right?

>>8274833
Cut him out Anon. Cut him all the way out and forget he exists.

Holy shit, is there any non-whale female on /cgl/ whose "feels" & "confessions" don't revolve about "muh boyfriend does / doesn't X" or "omg i am so anxious about my cosplay~".

Western women are literally the most privileged beings in the universe but they still won't rest until they can ruin men's lives by turning them into rapists on their say so (see: UK where now every male has to prove that he *DID NOT* rape a woman that he was alone in a room with if she says he did).

When I was depressed my dream was to go outside the hotel of a con and have a little sniffle, only to find a Sailor Uranus cosplayer coming over to make me feel better and inviting me to hang out for the evening. We have photoshoots and drinks and fun, and months later I do Neptune with her, we start dating, and everything is desu desu sparkles.

Now that I'm in a better place mentally, I'm going to do Uranus myself. Dat empowerment.
If I see a cute sad girl though I'll definitely go and hang out with her. If not, I get to do a cool Sailor Moon group with my friends. Win/win.

>>8274849
This still though.

>>8276557
Aren't you dating that Uranus person?

>>8274849
Where you at?

>>8276559
That was my dream Anon. I never met an actual Uranus.

>>8276570
Oh. Woops. I misread it like "my dream was to go outside and have a sniffle."

I questioned that for a second but then I accepted it.

>>8276570
I want to stick my penis into your Uranus babe.

>>8276573
>your Uranus

FUCKED IT. YOU FUCKED IT.

>>8276573
You dun goofed boy

>>8276576
>>8276585
I didn't. That was part of the joke you dumb /r9k/ fucks. Unlike you, I am respectful to all women.

>>8276572
Haha my bad! I read it back and realised how badly written it was. Maybe it's time for a nap.

>>8276586
>b a i t

>>8276586

>>8276587
It happens. Are you a girl that's into girls or are you the type of guy to sniffle at cons?

>>8276594
I am a girl into girls. Although a trap Neptune/Uranus would be cute as fuck, I wouldn't want to date them.

I collect information about different comms and use that to post shit as if I'm from those comms.
Feels good.

>>8276606
Ah okay. Well, i was just asking out of general curiosity. I'm a guy into girls but I wouldn't pass for a girl ever. I'm far too manly for such a thing.

>>8276609
What a coincidence.

I also like to collect. I collect the semen of all my sex partners (in condoms) and hang them on my floor along with a photo of them pinned next to it.

>>8276616
How do you hang something on the floor?

>>8276659
S/He's in the ISS. The floor when we started, the ceiling after one or two revolutions.

>>8276505
Oh yea I feel good, I just really wanted to cosplay a character before a certain con came in a month. I got another I'm going in August to I got that atleast

I'll be 30 next year and I'm still a virgin. I haven't had a boyfriend in over a decade cause I don't feel attracted to guys easily and also because I learned to not trust guys. I've been abused very badly by my ex boyfriends and by non boyfriends so I guess that's why.

i haven't done too many costumes
but i think all of them have been cum on at least once at this point

that's when they get retired

Sometimes I genuinely hope the people I post on here see that others are making fun of their horrible cosplays and kill themselves. It would invalidate them being butthurt about being posted on here, because the suicide would indicate they were already crazy.

I wish I had pretty skinnier friends to do cute cosplays with. I love my friends and their weight isn't a problem outside of cosplay, but I can never be truly happy with our photos.

I judge black cosplayers even though I am black myself. I know there isn't a lot of black characters to cosplay from that is also your favorite character, but I can't help but cringe when I see their too often poorly done cosplay.

I avoid all eye contact with grils at cons

>>8276609
Same. I really enjoy prodding certain especially dramatist if comms and seeing what happens. The whole Mr Cummymouth saga was glorious and I'm proud to have been part of it, even though I live on the opposite side of the world.

>>8277116
*dramatastic
wtf autocorrect get with the program

>>8277004
One of us

>>8273056
This.
I just want a qt Junko cosplayer to absolutely fuck me up tbh.

Love to wear lolita out in public. Love being showered with compliments. Then after a long day of sweating in my dress. I have hot passionate sex in my dresses. Brand and bodyline alike. I love the soft feeling on my skin so bite me.... I have also not worn a blouse a few times

>>8275423
Don't get discouraged if it's only been a year, it's been about 6 years for me and I still relapse here and there but it's much easier to pull myself out of it now. Struggling with an ED while being a cosplayer is especially difficult because you're constantly evaluating and judging your appearance. Don't be so hard on yourself, please take care of yourself and remember why you recovered in the first place.

>>8273267
>it's your partner that cheated on you not the girl

THIS, THIS SO FUCING MUCH!

I honestly don't understand this "baww She stole my bf!!" mindset.
NO SHE DIDN'T your bf is not an object, he can't be stolen; he cheated on you because HE WANTED TO. No point on getting mad with the girl like she forced him; even if she did know he had a gf the one who was supposed to be loyal to you was him, not her.

>>8276469
No and no

>>8272982
What's the dress anon?

>>8277004
>still a virgin
>ex boyfriends

Seems legit.

>>8276995
That's good. Feel good about yoself.

>>8272982

Mozarabic Chant? That dress never has good coords.

>>8277809
A-are you... a /m/an?!

I've considered tripfagging just to ruffle jimmies and be known for it.

>particularly I want to ruffle Voldie's jimmies and knock her down a step

>>8277823
What is being a prude.

>>8277997
You are a fucking misogynistic rape culture supporting piece of shit.

If Voldie says a guy raped her, then he did. End of line. Her feelings & experiences are what matters.

>>8278055
Oh look, it's you Voldie.

Talk about perfect timing. And wow, trigger much?

>>/tumblr/

>>8278061
>>8278055
>>8277997
You both seem like very sad people lmao

>>8277116
Who dat?

>>8275156
it actually matters, we are told by the television that having a lot of sex is not a problem.

Its like choosing which soda can you want, the one closed or the one that had 20 dicks in it.

>>8278088
Not as sad as you sweetie.

>>8278088
Says the completely insane cunt who falsely accuses a good looking guy of rape just because she can't handle the fact that he broke up with her crazy ass.

We literally lost both DerpQueen and Matt because of you, you mental little shit.

>>8278094
Some people happen to like the taste of a little dick in their soda.

I was an armchair lolita giving nitpicks and coord advice for months before I actually wore lolita in public. Even now, there are no pictures of my coords on the Web; I'm really paranoid and scared of developing any kind of reputation, especially on CGL, because two of my best friends are seagulls.

>>8278155
>DerpQueen and Matt
I don't even like Voldie or most tripfags, nor do any other anons who have nothing to do with the tripfag drama.
Which asshurt Torontotard are you to imply that either of these trips ever contributed a big deal to this board? Nobody fucking cares.
Trips could be dropped tomorrow and nothing of value would be lost.

>>8278189
The point, you fucking whiteknighting neckbeard loser, is that DQ & Matt were not only much better looking people but also much more talented cosplayers than all of the Toronto Circlejerk Cancer Group combined.

>>8278191
>doesn't like tripfags
>whiteknight
Hah, says the person cucking after Derpfuck and Mutt.
Also neither were talented. Even JNig has more "talent" to rub together than either of those imbeciles. Y u so mad? Gtfo.

>>8278191
Christ you're salty. They were both horrible cosplayers and annoying posters. Good riddance, take your vendetta elsewhere.

>>8278191
>implying anyone wants to go back to cgl 2011-2012
Which tripfag were you?

>>8278189
I thank my lucky stars that I'm not in the GTA comm haha.

>>8278202
I'm thankful you're not in our comm either. Voldie is pretty nice, if not shy, IRL and you honestly seem like a cunt.

>>8278196
Everyone with half a working brain wants to go back to pre 2012 /cgl/.

Current /cgl/ is nothing but Tumblr-on-4chan hugbox.

You are only allowed to say compliments (compliments=constructive criticism). Actual constructive criticism? => Triggered, Tumblr turds mash the report button on you.

Why do you think all the big name, actual talented cosplayers dumped this shithole? Only 2nd class tripfags stayed.

>>8278219
>implying anyone wants to go back to tripfag circlejerking and dramu
No thanks. This board is actually tolerable now.
Please accept that your five minutes have long expired and nobody wants you and your ilk back anymore. Byeee :^)

>>8278222
Put your trip back on Voldeshit.

>>8278219
>You are only allowed to say compliments (compliments=constructive criticism). Actual constructive criticism? => Triggered, Tumblr turds mash the report button on you.
hahaha are you serious

like 50% of all threads on /cgl/ are dedicated to making fun of other cosplayers (mostly the prettier or more popular ones, but also the ugly ones)

>>8278219
Tripfags stopped posting because Moot laid the banhammer down on off topic shitposting and tripfag circlejerk threads. That's the real reason why most trips left.
Talented cosplayers were gone long before any of you showed up. And the ones who left had drama of their own that they had to lay low for (Volpin is a good example..)

Either that or they grew the fuck up.

>>8278224
>being this mad I'm not Voldie
Loooooooser.

>>8278235
>keeps calling that cunt "Voldie" instead of something more appropriate
>"I'm not her I sware!!"

Fuck off Vodleshit. I hope you actually get gang-raped by a bunch of full-blooded Magumas one day. It would be poetic justice for your false rape accusations.

>>8278237
I call her by her tripname because I like how much it infuriates you.
Bawwwwwwww~

>>8278241
>"by her tripname"

I was going to comment on you referring to yourself in third person all the time but then I realized that you are a completely fucking mental cunt so this is basically nothing compared to your other insanity symptoms.

>ctrl+f "[Deleted]
>everything except Voldeshit's posts gets nuked

WHAT A SURPRISE

I WILL FIND YOU AND RAPE YOU YOU CANADIAN CUNT

>>8277831

Nah but I like Mecha

Tripfags ruin everything

>>8278400
No, MEN do.

>>8277213
>junko cosplayer ties you to the bed and hatefucks you full of despair

I love pugs, and love the attention of all dem haters who hate my cosplays. Pic related.

>>8272938if you can cosplay for strangers on the street and get naked with your man.
u can cosolay with him.men are always down for new ideas

good girls aka ladies are reserved refined and prudent

I want a /cgl/ gf.

>>8278853
I want a cosplaying gf

I do NOT want a /cgl/ gf

>>8278854
I can't deal with this anon.
I really really want a girlfriend from here.


Help

I want a girl from here fuck me with a strap on

>>8278741

That's how I'd picture it if it was an Esdeath cosplayer

I've never actually finished a cosplay. I started coming here when I first tried to make one but it was too difficult. I just never left really.

>>8279013
Same here. Every time I try I always fuck it up, shit sucks.

i've stopped cosplaying until i lose weight because i hate how i look in everything. even those that are more "fitting" of my body type. (i'm fat as fuck)

I once had someone in a pink ranger costume tell me she was horny. I got all flustered and walked away. I knew I had the room to myself for a few hours and booze. I dun fucked up.

>>8280187
Could you see her face? This is important.

>>8280302
Only important if she takes off the mask. Choose the form of the seductor.

I'm still hurting and frankly bitter as fuck over former friends from cosplay treating me like shit so they could pursue cosfame.

I pretend to be over it and "focusing on my career". I'm mostly just trying to gain enough influence to publicly call them out.

I don't even care if it's petty. I'm just tired of being told I'm crazy, over reacting or somehow deserve to be treated like I'm nothing.

>>8274412
I'm more bothered by the fact that it's movie PH and not SH2 PH. Like they're good cosplays but why would anyone want to do the movie version? The helmet isn't as nice honestly.

>>8280302
Honestly I probably would've got her to keep the helmet on.

>>8278379
Then I like you.

>>8278752
You're a fucking weirdo

http://nagic-nilo.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Lois-X-Francine-399897365

>>8281057

A-Anon pls

>>8281097
W-wanna watch Gundam together? The good ones.

>>8281099

D-Depends which ones do you consider the good ones?

>>8281107
0079, Zeta, the UC OVAs, ZZ if I'm in the mood, CCA, F91 (, Crossbone), V if I'm in the mood for death and bad animation, G-Reco, Turn A

aaaand G Gundam.

(Running out of sweating images)

>>8281110

D-Dang

You have good taste

>>8281119
Let's cosplay Amuro Ray and Frau Bow

(y-you too)

I also watch(ed) the Gunpla shows but those are just fun throwaways.

>>8281122

S-Sure that would be cool

>>8281143
(We're not BOTH dudes... right? That'd make the Frau Bau/Amuro cosplay a little difficult)

I have the Amuro hair, I'd just need to get it dyed auburn.

>>8281148

I'm a dude, dude

>>8281161
Oh dude.
Me too.

Who am I kidding, girls don't get into Gundam. (yeah yeah, muh soggy knee)

>>8281163

I haven't been on /cgl/ for too long and I'm going assume that everyone makes fun at the the cis white male shit on tumblr

>>8281207
I don't understand the context or reason for this statement. I'm not even a /cgl/ native.

>>8281208

Neither am I, I thought you were

>>8281161
>>8281163
Just kiss already