/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I'll go first.


>out at play area in the mall with my kiddo [age 3]
>he comes to rest and sit next to me, starts talking about "Cars 2"
>"Do you like Finn McMissile?" I ask him.
>"Oh yeah!"
>"He's a spy, ya' know."
>"What's a spy mommy?"
>He always talks about ninjas ever since he watched that stupid Lego ninja thing
>"Umm... they're kind of like ninjas, hun. They're pretty sneaky!"
>"UMMM EXCUSE ME" i hear a gravelly voice from directly behind me, nearly scaring me out of my fuckin mind
>play area is simply a circle of big ass "couches" so anyone can come up behind you i guess
>christ who opened the walrus tank? theres one right behind me
>she must have just come out of the "Spencer's" store right behind us
>complete with a short hair, all spiked in the back and long greasy bangs
>sparkly dollar store barrettes and glittery shit in her hair
>could only see her from the waist up; black shirt way too small; animal hair all over it; obv not wearing a bra
>also smelled of stale BO and old food
>i wish i was making this up
>oh god, how i wish I was making this up
>"Umm, can I-?" It cuts me off before I can even finish my sentence
>"Spies are not AT ALL like ninjas. Ninjas are a proud race of people from Japan. Please don't go mixing up white and Japanese heritage. It's offensive."
>proud race of people
>from japan
>Im WTFing internally
>she starts to proudly walk away
>"Umm, ninjas are actually Chinese, but..."
>I shrug and turn back around
>christ, now that that's over
>"WHAT?" she starts hightailing it back over to me
>WHY DID I SAY SOMETHING OH GOD
[1/2]

[cont]
>"Okay, I'm just trying to hang out here with my son, not debate ninjas with a stranger, so..."
>"Do you know ANYTHING about Japan??" she asks obnoxiously
>"I know that you're bothering us" I say calmly
>"You're teaching your kid racism. He's going to grow up uneducated about-"
>k. no. please leave
>"You're making me uncomfortable" I said loudly
>another mom in the play area who was watching us says "who the hells cares? leave her alone! Do you even have kids here?"
>throw random mom and look of gratitude
>angry weebs huffs
>and she puffs
>and finally walks away
>"Mom?" kiddo pipes up "I can be a spy?"
>"Or a racist ninja!" I reply.
>other mom laughs and we talk about boundaries and rude people while our kids play
>ended better than expected

>>7774717
>>7774720
Oh christ why do people like this exist

>>7774717
>>7774720
plot twist: anon was the fat weeaboo all along, remembers doing this at the height of their autism and cringes every time

>>7774724
Because SOCIAL JUSTICE!!!! anon.

>>7774731
Yes.
Of course.
You caught me.
Take me to weeaboo prison.

>>7774737
omg this comic busts my gut everytime

>>7774737
That comic,my sides...

>>7774720
>>"Mom?" kiddo pipes up "I can be a spy?"
>>"Or a racist ninja!" I reply.
The story was good and then got lame

>used to go to cosplay meetups before lolita
>meetups had food tables where people would bring things to snack on
>nothing of actual substance
>non autist kid who's too attractive to be here shows up
>has a tray of brownies
>allmyyes.jpg
>eat one and leave
>pass out when i get home
>feel weird for an hour when i wake up but pass it off as a odd headache
>learn that someone brought pot brownies to a meetup that was mostly populated by teens
>some poor girl ate like 3 and called the cops after she was having some bad trip
>dude who brough them nowhere to be found

>>7774985
'>some poor girl ate like 3 and called the cops after she was having some bad trip'

Yeah except you don't 'trip' on cannabis.
Even with brownies, it isn't comparable to stronger psychedelics/hallucinogens.

>>7774991
call it how you want, the effect freaked her out enough to call the cops

trip seemed to be the word to explain that well enough rather than to type a description out

>>7774991
How dare a non-stoner not know stoner terms!

>>7774991
Everyone reacts to drugs the way I do!!

>>7775006
no, its just literally impossible to trip after you smoke marijuana

>>7775023
Who honestly cares.

>>7775023
ingesting cannabinoids produces a different/some say more 'trippy' effect than smoking does. clearly no one's talking about an actual psychedelic trip here, you autist. go home

>>7775023
But to someone who unknowingly ingested pot brownies the new state of mind could be perceived as a 'trip'
This isn't a hard concept to grasp and a very dangerous and dick move on the person's part who brought them.

>>7775077
I'm honestly curious, but if the girl had eaten too many brownies (or all of them) could she die/have a seizure/overdose in some way?

>>7775088
No.
>>7775023
You're autistic and smoke shitty weed.

>>7774991
are you the glittery haired weeb from >>7774717
story by any chance?

>>7775099
and your weed is probably laced

>>7775104
>>7775099
>>7775099
>>7775069
This isn't a god damn stoner thread, post more stories and talk about pot somewhere else

>>7774985
>some poor girl ate like 3 and called the cops after she was having some bad trip

this is exactly how i would expect a weeb to react to being high

>>7775088
It's pretty much physically impossible to OD on anything marijuana related unless you transfuse it. It's REALLY difficult to harm yourself with cannabis, excluding doing stupid shit while you're high.

>>7775104
Lel
At least I'm not autistic.
>Intoxicant; Stimulant; Psychedelic; Depressant
>http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/
I don't know if you've ever smoked a lot of good weed, or had edibles before, while it's not comparable to acid, it's similar to a low dosage of Mushrooms. Just minimal tracers and heavy body load. Eating three weed brownies with zero tolerance will be psychedelic to some degree.
I don't know why I'm even explaining this to a retard though.
>>7775106
I just have to put that person in their place sorry.

>Post cute lolita choords on my facebook
>Old highschool acquaintance messages me about where to get cute cosplay dresses
>cringe.png
>Try to explain what lolita is and the difference between it and cosplay
>Give her some websites including bodyline
>A few weeks pass and I get a message from her
>sends me a picture of this horrific pink and black neko maid dress with terrible lace
>She's a chubby-chan and it just looks so bad on her
>Thanks me for helping her find her first lolita dress
>She's 21

Pic related, the dress she wore

>>7775168
you created a monster

>mom loves the lolita aesthetic but hates the poof
>paternal grandma comes over to visit me on my 19th birthday, knows about lolita
>tell her "yeah, mom hates poof she thinks it's silly looking and she says I'm getting too old for it"
>Grandma: "are you kidding?? Poof is great! I used to wear 3 or 4 petticoats to go dancing when I was your age, shame on your mama"
>mfw

>>7775184
Your grandmother is a cool woman.

Do her proud, anon.

>>7775184
Do we share a grandmother? Mine loves lolita and used to dance too
>I hope someday when she visits we can dress up together

>>7774717
>play area surrounded by circle of couches
>right in front of a Spencers
I know the chance for coincidence is high, but that's the exact setup of the mall where I live.

>>7775168
>choords

You need to go

>>7776246
Same, ugh

You don't live in the East Coast do you?

>>7776295
different anon but this wouldnt happen to be logan valley mall would it?

>>7775168
>linking Bodyline to a newbie and probably potential ita

>linking Bodyline at all


You had one job anon

>>7776295
>>7776299
>east coast
I live in Michigan. The mall I'm talking about has a Dunhams and Planet Fitness around that play area in addition to the Spencer's. A long, long time ago, maybe before that play area existed, there was a cookie shop at that corner. The play area also has a giant, foam fish as the centerpiece of a pond theme it has going.

>doing line control last Youma
>some jackoff in the rave/concert line at the other end of the hall thinks he is le epic meme by playing Careless Whisper on his sax
>he doesn't know the definition of rhythm and sucks ass at playing the sax in general
>he won't stop

>>7774991
You're right. THC isn't a hallucinogen but it does cause different reactions in everyone. Some people like it, other's don't. Personally I'm allergic to the plant itself and would end up in the hospital unable to breath. I found out while at a concert and about ten people lit up near me. It wasn't fun.

>>7776377
>Lives in MD

Maybe our Mall designers are the same person? Don't know what Dunhams is, but it sounds tasty

>>7776547
I've been to malls in MD that look like this. Was this in Columbia by any chance? Not same anon btw. Just, these malls do tend to look similar.

>>7776574
Yup Montgomery too

>>7774985
i call shenanigans. Pot brownies have a distinct taste to them, they arent like normal brownies. You can immediately tell if theres something in your brownie if it has enough thc to make you trip. If it had only a mild amount you wouldnt trip nor taste it

>>7776377
Holy shit, anon, that's my town.
That cookie-cake shop was the shit!

>>7775184
Aw man. Both of my grandmothers had super assholey oppressive families/husbands so they were really glad when they could finally start wearing trousers and stop living in the kitchen and so don't understand why I willingly wear "those itchy things".

Anyone remember the story about that girl who went out in lolita, went to go into the bathroom, and had a bunch of girls take pictures of her under/over/through the stall door?

im paranoid of candid photos in public.

>>7774717
>implying wingo isnt best girl

>>7776635
If someone who's never had weed before ate a brownie, they would just think they're weird tasting. Just because you can differentiate between pot brownies and other weird tasting brownies doesn't mean non-druggies can. Probably thought they were store-bought or vegan or some shit like that.

>>7777037
>>7776635
She shouldn't have been such a greedy fattie and ate three then. She wouldn't have had issues with just one.

>>7774991
ok let me just fucking explain something because I'm so done with this shit
if you get high enough, you can start freaking the fuck out
because you're taking DRUGS
especially if you're taking things like antidepressants, you can have a seriously bad time.
i don't understand why that's difficult to grasp, indica dominate marijuana strains are usually the culprit of this and it can really knock you on your ass.
I know nobody likes doing their research on anything ever because your experience is the only le knowledge you le need but here you go you lazy motherfucker.
use google if it's too unbelievable to you

>>7777062
WHOA stop there mrs. asshole. As the post before you said, the poor girl never knew the brownies had pot until she passed out, and she could have thought the brownies were vegan or some shit. I can't see why it's wrong that the girl decided to eat three

>>7777068
Pretty sure that anon is used to getting high so it's hardly considered tripping to them.
But if you're unaware that the food is laced and you've never done anything like that before, it is really trippy and scary.
(I'm agreeing with you)

>>7776377
oh my fucking god i know exactly the mall you are talking about

>oh my fucking god i probably know that weeb
>the shame

>>7776547
Dunhams is a sportings good store, anon.

>>7776547
why does anyone think it's a good idea to put a play area right next to a spencers?
it is the same layout in my local mall (alabama) and it I pity the children who play there

>>7775168
Is that Venusangelic by any chance in that picture?

I used to like her videos but her voice slowly grated away at me

>>7775136
Agreed. I have a very low tolerance, and once I smoked so much high grade pot I thought I didn't exist and the world was a figment of my imagination. Shit happens when you think too much about everything when your super high.

Though on the flip side my boyfriend didn't think at all. No thoughts. Just zoned out. Everybody reacts differently

>>7777668
Yes it is

>>7776635
Also, editables have a distinct (pretty gnarly) texture. Like not a "what a weird recipe" texture, but a "wtf kinda ew" texture. But this is coming from someone who does not like editables. I guess rice crispy treat come out ok tho.

>>7777588
Tasty I love a good ball or two

>>7777072
>at a meet-up with enough people that snacks are needed
>apparently only worthless snacks available for everyone
>a single plate of brownies appears
>takes 3
>not greedy

>>7775168
Oh god that lace is making my eyes itch

>>7777068
>>7777083
Years ago some friends and I made pot brownies and one of the girls had a really terrifying experience. She knew exactly what she was eating but she still freaked the fuck out, started crying, hyperventilating, etc. It was scary. The pot was even bought by her father from a trusted supplier he often used himself so I doubt it was laced with anything, and nobody else had any bad experiences even though they ate much more.

I didn't eat any myself and that party put me off ever trying pot even though I know lots of people who use it and are perfectly fine. I just know I'd be one of those one-in-a-thousand cases where it goes horribly wrong.

Yesterday I went to an art and vintage popup show in my city wearing pic related. One of the vendors (who looked to be mid-to-late twenties) commented that she liked my dress, and who was the designer? I thanked her and said that it was a brand called Souffle Song, from I thought Korea (I know it’s Chinese now, all I remembered at the time was it wasn’t a Japanese brand, but this mistake makes it ten times funnier). The girl looked thoughtful and said something like “hm...Souffle Song...I’ll have to look it up” and then all of a sudden her demeanor changed completely. “Oh, did you say Souffle Song??? From KOREA???? I lived in Korea for two years and she was my neighbor!!! I was in a lot of her fashion shows and have pretty much everything she’s ever designed!!!!”

I was really taken aback by this painfully obvious level of bullshit and sort of froze and stammered out that this was only her second release. The girl paused and you could literally see her trying to fudge her way out of this and just said “oh.” but then kept going and saying “I know but she made a bunch of other stuff and I have lots of KOREAN FASHION here and some of it was made by her! I don’t have anything today but I obviously brought stuff back from KOREA to sell since I LIVED THERE and sometimes she makes me stuff to sell too! It’d fit your style perfectly so take a look around!!!” I did and it was all standard American vintage fare. After I took a brief look around I just left. It wasn’t until after I texted my friend about it and we had a laugh that I remembered that the package had shipped from China, not Korea.

I wish I’d had the composure and gall to call her out on her bullshit in the moment. I have no idea how she thought she’d be believed.This lady was like fucking 25 and not only lied about herself but about her business as well, all to try and impress a random stranger whose dress she liked. So bizarre.

>>7776246
huh, thats funny, the one where I live in Oregon has a spencers right by the play area, too.

I'm beginning to think that its layed out that way so that you can drop your kid off in the play area and look at sex toys.

>>7776299
>Logan valley mall
Holy shit another central pa seagull??

>>7774985
I know this pain
>nice september day
>just moved into my apartment that month, wanted to have a comfy saturday
>downloaded the animal crossing movie, wrapped myself in a blanket, about to make hot cocoa
>room mate made red velvet cupcakes, said I could have one but don't have a lot
>figured it was because they wanted to eat them
>eat 1, go back to watch movie
>about halfway feel incredibly weird
>worried, I try to get out of my chair, fall smack on the ground
>cannot move
>mouth doesn't want to work to call for help
>room mate heard the thump, finds me, laughs, tells me they were "special"
>feel like utter shit for hours until I force myself to go sleep it off
me and pot do not mix well which is a bummer since everyone I know smokes and tries to force me to as well even after me explaining that it makes me sick
>note to self: stop hanging out with these people

>>7780878
One of the malls I frequent has this design too, hm... I doubt it's a coincidence.

>>7775088
Actually it is possible, especially if you are allergic to substances that are in pot, especially it rarely is pure.

>>7780191
>when people try to bullshit like this and it's painfully obvious
I always feel bad for people who do that. I don't even mean this in a condescending way, it's literally just some sort of secondhand cringe.
I wish I there was a kind, non-awkward way to tell them to just stop.

>>7777668
I don't like her videos but frequently watch them anyways because she and her voice are so goddamn cute.

Piping in on the mall play area - the one in Christiana has it in front of Target and a few other stores. So it's not that bad. But of course, the creme de la creme of the gene pool leave their kids there all day anyway. And we're talking 3 year olds. But that seems to only happen on the weekends.

>>7780883
>thinking it's funny to let unsuspecting people eat edibles
Is your roommate 15?

This thread must live

>>7781126

Assholish behaviour knows not of age limits, Anon.

>>7781121
>Christiana
>Play area in front of Target
I live ten minutes from that mall. Your Delaware is showing.

I have this weaboo "friend" claiming that a person (no idea of who the fuck is she/he really)
is her boyfriendo and her personal uke (she's a "hardcore fujoshi XD" even in her skype description)
She shows her/his pics to me and her weaboo friends in order to make them jealous of her kawaii shota uke bf (no idea if this is actually a boy or a gir it looks in between). She tells me and her weeby friends several stories about how they haven't met but talk everyday on Skype and do "kinky yaoi sex ^_~" how he got her a present but when I asked for proofs she went full crazy like "ANON-CHAN YOU DONT TRUST ME BAWWW" and that kind of bullshit.I know she's making that up. That and stealing the pics of some person who has no idea of it. What do /cgl/?

Sorry for my shit english,I come from Canada and speak french in real life.

>>7783076
You slap them. Slap them right out of your life and don't stop slapping until they fucking grow up.

>>7783076
Green text version:
>ok i have a problem
>Be me,Canadian former lolita.
>Still have a weaboo friend from my weeb phase
>she claims to be a "hardcore fujoshi XD" and i obsessed with teh yaoiz
>Suddenly she said she was in a relationship
>"not a normal relationship anon ^_^"!"
>She proceeds to tell me how she's in a relationship with a "super kawaii shota uke"
>mfw she sends me pics
>waitingfordisasterfest.jpg
>I open the pics
>mfw this person is actually kinda cute and looks decent besides some weeby shit (cat ears in one of the pictures) why would she/he date a fugly landwhale
>waitasecond.jpg
>She tells me stories about how they met and that he will be her cute prince when she will wear lolita (she just ordered bodyline)
>Begin to think she's making that shit up
>Ask for more proofs about her bf
>She makes shitty excuses or answer weirdly
>Confirmed for bullshit
>She brags about her "boyfriend" EVERY.SINGLE.DAY to me and her weeb friends
>I get fucking tired of it and that she's stealing the pics of someone pretending she/he is her boyfriend and brags about that shit
>Person in question looks fairly androgynous so I can't exactly say its gender by the way
>I try to call her out on her bullshit privately
>Waah anon-chan why you don't trust me
>What can I do?

>>7782961
Duh.
But, sup fellow DE fag?
Been to that anime store in Delaware City yet?
(Creepy if I know you IRL. You're not that Zenkicon staff member who lurks round here, are you?)

>>7783076
Just deadpan state that you know she's full of shit and then allow her to either wise the fuck up or go wallow in her weebish misery by herself. It also depends on how old she is. 14? She'll probably grow out of it and cringe when she looks back at her pathetic weeaboo self. In her 20's or older? She cray, get out of there and save yourself.

>>7783091
Oh anon I wish I could slap her fucking face right fucking now. I feel so much embarrassment for the person she's stealing the pics from because of how she describes her twisted "kinky yaoi roleplay sex" and what she would do to him when she'll see him.
She's cray,once she told me a ""secret",she was masturbating with her BJD by rubbing her clit on the torso,fucking disgusting,I don't even know why I still have her in my contact list. She's fucking 16.

>>7783098
Reverse image search perhaps?

>>7783110
I already tried but found nothing. She sent me another one yesterday and I tried but nothing.
I don't know if I should post it there for her/his privacy's sake. I wouldn't want to be plastered all over image boards but I would like to tell the person though.
And get him/her to talk to my weeb friend and clearly tell her she/he'll never love her,never be with her and to leave him/her alone and what a creepy piece of shit she is.

Ah and she told me his name was Hayato and that he was part japanese (which is even more bullshit,she/he looks 100% caucasian).

>>7783121
Just post them here, it's probably some unsuspecting Tumblrite's pics or Frank Wolf or some shit.

>>7783121
You should at least post it here, We may be able to find out who it is, Because what your friend is doing is really really creepy

Also god forbid its Frank Wolf

Alright then,here is the pic she sent yesterday,I think it's the only one I still have because I didn't care until recently because I got fed up with her talking about her fake bf every single day. If any seagull could help me find this poor soul to tell him or her what the fuck is happening that would be great and my weaboo "friend" (I seriously think I'm going to throw her out of my life once it's over) will finally have her bullshit exposed.

>>7783131
What's the deal with Frank Wolf actually on this board? She was obsessed with "famous emo boys" a month ago and referred to them as "real life bishounen"...

>>7783135
Why do I feel like this is from tumblr

>>7783139
Their pictures are stolen almost 90% of the time and it gets annoying after a while.

Also the whole drama about them killing themselves and such

>>7783146
Ah,I see then.

To come back to the pic she sent >>7783135
I only have images with a similar color when I reverse-search it.

>>7783139
He was ~internet famous~ for being a girly faggot and catering to fujoshis like your creepy friend, then someone found videos of him masturbating, then he killed himself because of bullies. A lot of people didn't believe he really killed himself and that it was a stunt to get his crazy fans off his back.
Nothing really related to this board, but because it was dramu it got discussed here a couple of times.

Pic isn't Frank Wolf but it would be pretty entertaining if it was because then you could tell her her precious husbando killed himself months ago.

>>7783149
I'm searching through tumblr, Though all I'm getting is anime drawings of uke boys as cats

>>7783135
i'm searching anon,please screencap your convo with this person once we find it.

(off topic but shit her fake boyfriend is cute,weeby but cute)

>>7783135
Are you sure there's no more pictures? Perhaps you could ask for one? She could slip up and give you a more easily found picture

>>7783163
I'll search and ask her when she's online.

>>7783135
I-is that bad that I'm having a crush on this
guy?
>tfw that feel when you will never have a kawaii shota boyfriend to match your kawaii coords ; _ ;

>>7783135
I'm not getting anything, She's covered her tracks well

>>7783180
Maybe it's from a social network like Facebook idk?

>>7783135
>>7783177

That's a girl.

Jesus, cgl, you guys really can't tell for shit, can you??

>>7783135
That's not a penis

>>7783305
>tfw i have a girl crush then
W-Well...

>>7783135
It looks like Aoi Mercury, a French wannabe internet 'idol' (she posted one here if I remember well ? totally craving for attention with ~muh anorexia I'm so fat why u people lik me q.q~). Her facebook might be on private now, that's why you don't find anything.

I said it might. It really looks like her, but I thought she dropped the face off Earth. Nothing against her tought, she just easily get on everyone's nerve.

>>7783135

That's it, I'm becoming a tumblr fakeboi. With my hafu manface itll be easy as fuck now that I got my breast reduction from an H to an A cup. I'll just get a good binder and learn to do eye makeup, start styling my hair and bam. Fuck, if white girls in short wigs can do it anybody can do it!

>not quite sure if I actually should
>part of my brain is thinking it can only end horribly
>another part of my brain is thinking "what would be the point?"

Oh dilemmas.

>>7783320
I think it is her though. Ah yes that story,but it was a girl having a vendetta against several people like the other wannabe famous (Reito) and others I was there when it happened. I totally understand that girl,those other girls deserve that shit happening to them all.
And holy shit she's trying way too hard to be a "kowaii shota desu ^^" and the worse is she's praised for that shit by everyone because she's "supah androgynusu and kawaii". Fucking weaboo. She's not even cute. That Reito bitch and the other one whatever is her name don't deserve any attention either. Fucking attention whores I tell ya

>>7783076
OH MY GOD! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!

Met this girl online many years ago. We were "friends" and she was pretty cool. Acre like a total spoiled brat because of her rich parents, and she was barely graduating HS.
One day she started bragging about her amazing kawaii Korean bf who loved her and was in a k-pop group and showered her with presents
>girl was like huge. Blimp status
He left romantic cutesy messages on her fb for everyone to see, changed their relationship status to "married"
>no fucking way this is right
Looking at "his" profile it was very obvious she made it up and was going on "his" account to write shit on her wall.
>mutual Internet buddies lol'd for months
Then one day she got a real bf and her old "boyfriend" disappeared without a trace, fb profile and all.


Which is all cringeworthy by itself, but she became obsessed with lolita after I talked about how I loved lolita and was building up my wardrobe saving for AP. she threw all her parents money at buying every single replica she could find(cuz she's fucking huge) and kept trying to brag and make me jealous. Fucking weird. I don't give a shit about replicas.

And last but not least she Internet dated this guy for like a month. I was friends with him too, except when we finally met irl we liked eachother. He broke up with her as an online/long distance gf because she was ridiculous and immature online and did not want to go down that road and meet her irl.
When she found out we met irl and she didn't, and that we liked eachother, she talked mad shit about me, including how much better of a lolita she was because she was actually Asian. Any time she found out of plans for me and our guy friend to hang out irl again, she'd throw a bitch fit.

JFC it was terrible. Why do people like this exist.

>>7783320
Ah,and she gets on everyone nerves like you said,she's so fucking arrogant,worse than Frank Wolf telling to a girl with grey eyes how much of an attention whore she is.

>>7783330
Yeah I know. Remember when she tried threatened to close her facebook account because someone was ~totes trying to imitats me guyz, but y u do dat, I'm not even pretty don't look at me~. I don't now if the other girl was actually really aware of that, but it was mind blowing yet slightly funny to see her pull all that shit just to get attention.
I can't bear fake modest girls who post 'I'm so ugly' next to their 1000th selfie of the day.

>>7783328
I feel you anon
>be me, short hair and androgynous face
>has only posted a few pics on my tumblr
>mostly shoulders up while wearing big sweaters/sweatshirts
>99% sure everyone following me thinks I'm a boy since I haven't specified anywhere

>>7783341
I like you for hating a similar person because it's an arrogant little shit but I don't remember that happening,maybe the time she had someone actually really faking her but it was actually some stupid bullshit. Yet she has to send her army of fans.
I hate how a lot of people just lick her shota ass because "she kawaii real uke guise so kewte u haters XD" like that Reito chick with her army of fans sucking her balls and thinking she's hot shit.
Are you from France too anon-chan?

>>7783344
Yep, but would rather not say from where, anon-chan.
Yep, wannabe idols are the scum of the internet.

>>7783135
:3c
https://www.fb.com/aoi.anarchy

>>7783346
Fellow french anon <3
It's not really a wannabe idol,more like a ~*~going to be e famous for nothing besides photoshopping my ass~*~ person. The worse is that she got "fans" by doing nothing.I can't stand that shit.

Back to the thread,I found some really cringe worthy shit seagulls: Moemo

>>7783356
Isn't she one of the admin from PULL ? The irony.

>>7783357
She was in fact. She gave shit to Dakooter for shooping yet shoop and deny it herself she came on anonymous to defend herself on StaminaRose it was hilarious she denied everything even with proofs.

>>7783356
jesus on a bike her deviantart is full of cringe

>>7783364

Thought the saying was 'christ on a bike'

>>7783342
Ugh, yes. But at the same time now that I'm an A cup I can fit into all the cute sefukus and sukemizus and cute brand clothes I could never fit into before, so idk if I could commit to being s fakeboi, since now I can wear cute stuff without looking like an IRL boob inflation fetish model.

Maybe I could just be ~edgy~ and say I'm both, lol.

>>7783354
>https://www.fb.com/aoi.anarchy
Anon you're good

>>7783354
>>7783404
Thank you anon!! I'm going to talk to her right away.

>>7783398
Let's all be edgy fakeboi crossdressing like in teh hot yaoi

>>7783425
Report back with deets <33

>>7783425
Show us the result later, I'm thirstier for her reaction than a fat kid on the playground a hot day in july

>>7783429
Ok but I'm going to blur my name.

>>7783433
That's totally fair lol.

>>7783427
I'm so temptes , but I'm afraid that if I did and got some notatiety from it, it would ruin any chance of me having a normal relationship with an actual non-metrosexual male (with an actual penis) who would be cool with that.

I mean, I want my sick thrills but I want some dick, too. And not crazy efamous dick, either.

this girl is such a fucking weeaboo it hurts

>>7783459
Sorry, fuck all my typos. I'm on my Nexus7 and its reminding me how much I hate androids.

>>7783461
deets?

>>7783466
That's Kelsey Ellison/Kimonotime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh79R0VDBEI

That particular screencap is from her video ~exposing~ The X Factor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_lk9WHDxew

>>7783461
>>7783471
Isn't she the girl that became bff with Beckii Cruel in hopes of archieving the kawaii aidoru status but then ditched Beckii when her plan didn't work?

>>7783466
girl from up north of england who sings korean songs and draws on 'asian' eyes and got laughed at on the xfactor for being a cultural appropriating dweeb

>>7783477
>cultural appropriating dweeb
they literally told her to do things in Korean

"Aoi" answered my message,going to tell her the story.

>>7783471
Is she actually asian? Does she just do her eyeliner to make her look asian?

>mfw it's convincing

fatty with a childs umbrella...y

>>7783483

>>7783471
She looks like she's trying to be some combination between Kyary Pamyu Pamyu and Babymetal

>>7783485
yeah she does like so many weeaboo girls do

>>7783485
Nah she's British, she also has a fake eye.

>>7783489
What is that gif supposed to be?

>>7783477
>cultural appropriating
You go back to Tumblr now, you just triggered the shit out of me you oppressive patriarch buzzword buzzword

>>7783497
wait wat

>>7783501
It's not a gif, it's Ian Beale looking very happy while a £ sign flies around. I used it because I too am very happy about the series of events that may happen

>>7783506
http://kimonotime.tumblr.com/post/2926394969/my-right-eye..

>>7783506
She lost her eye as a child so she has a glass eye. If you see one of her eyes being lazy in her videos, that's the glass eye.

>>7783135
>>7783161
>>7783320
>>7783354
>>7783425
>that comma placement
>Aoi
Wait a fucking minute. You're that girl who selfposted months ago and then spent an entire thread insulting yourself, literally asking yourself to become a tripfag and pretending to be different people, aren't you?
What are you even doing?

>>7783511
I'm one of the posts you mentioned. I haven't been a part of anything like this before.

>>7783519
Not the same anon accusing, but this doesn't mean that the others aren't the same.

The comma placement in the first few are really similar

>>7783523
>>7783519
I'm one of the anon quoted too, I think that we 'look' similar because several of us use the French comma placement.

>>7783510
the fuck does her eye have to do with being a koreaboo

>>7783527
snapshot?

>>7783511
>>7783519
Same here anon.

>>7783490
shes pretty chubby so how can she look asian? kind of fails lol....

>>7783530
Sorry I'm on my phone and I was on my pc earlier so no, but I'm quote number three. The other French anon use her comma wrong (I.e. not using a space after it).

>>7783511
It was a vendetta if I remember anon-chan,there was several thread about Aoi,Reito,and some french attention whores written by the same person it was some fucked up shit leading to bizarre threads.

>>7783533
>implying there aren't chubby asians

Chubby asians aren't true asians

>>7783364
>>7783356

This one's almost Cuchulainn-tier. And Cu was the original original sparkeldog character do not steal character.

>>7783511
I think it's because they use it the french way anon.

>>7783461
no she's not you're just jealous because she is cute you fucktard

>>7783560
Hi Kelsey

>>7783364
It is bright because it's a canola field are you stupid? I don't see any editting.

>>7783567
Are you actually fucking blind? Look at her god damn skin, you don't get that naturally unless you're asian and wearing bb cream correctly

>>7783571
You are the stupid one here,there is no editting.

>>7783567
>editting
Moemo it's obvious it's you don't even try.

>>7783567
Hi horseface-chan it's nice to see you here Moemo

http://petitemodevil.deviantart.com/
Moemo
stahp
emo and scene are dead
plz stahp

Yes because I am OBVIOUSLY Moemo for having a different language sounding weird when I speak in english

>>7774717
>Spencer's

The only store that is truly more cringeworthy/trailer trash than Hot Topic.

>>7783583
>not knowing how to reply

sure smells like summer in here

>>7783580
Moemo is into My Little Pony,fursuits and pastel goth. Oh and she buys from Hot Topic.

>>7783588
I just forgot you retard.
Anyway Moemo is not a lolcow.

>2014
>buying from Hot Topic

>>7783592
You're not convincing anyone moecow

>>7783595
And so what if she buys from Hot Topic?

>>7783592
nice b8 m8

>>7783567
>>7783574
>>7783583
>>7783592
>>7783599
moemo pls

http://petitemodevil.deviantart.com/gallery/29792502/Digital

Furfags are the worst

hi kelsey youre not kawaii ok bye

>>7783612
>>7783583
Are you the same faggot who can't remember how to fucking respond

get the fuck out

>>7783614
whiteknight-chan desu ka?

>>7783620
it's a pet peeve, but it looks like you're learning like a good highschooler

This bitch right here. She's probably the most cringeworthy weeaboo I know, and I know a bunch of cringeworthy weebs

>>7783655
Give us the deets

>>7783668
xMatchaxMochix or Matcha Mochi. She's present in pretty much all SNS and she even had a YouTube where she uploaded videos of herself singing and dancing. She's deluded into becoming a kawaii idol in Asia even though she doesn't know how to sign or dance. Also I know her personally and she's incredibly annoying and weebish, she even stalks one boy in our grouo of friends that she likes and calls him senpai.
Not to mention hair that long must be fucking disgusting even if it looks pretty nice.

>>7783683
her hair doesn't even look that long?

>>7777981
maybe there were like 1000 brownies or something you don't know her you don't know her life you don't know what it's like

>>7783556
Is that seriously the French way? None of my French textbooks or comics have their commas like that and it's annoying as fuck to read.

>>7783691
Her hair doesn't look long in that photo but her hair in real life is past her butt. I wonder how does she poop without getting shit in it.

>>7783709
The same way you poop without getting shit on your dress or a long top. I'm sure she's awful anon but you're sounding pretty retarded too.

>>7783699
It's actually pretty common yes, it put an emphasis on some part of your sentences and you can even use it in lieu of brackets. It is used, for example, in the sentence I'm currently writing to state that I could've implied the 'for example' but I choosed to not. It's really linked with the spoken language and usually used in longer sentences, that's why you don't find it often on textbooks or comics. I understand how it can be annoying for a non French speaker thought.

>mfw the storytime thread turned into a vendetta&drama-bomb thread

goddammit seagulls

>>7783712
Still I think her hair must be fucking dirty. I mean if she doesn't braid it or anything it must get so oily and shit.

>>7783076
gros lol tout le monde~~~~

>>7783720
I meant the lack of spaces after the comma, which I think is also what the other anons were talking about. What you're describing is also very common in English and other languages.
I suppose the lack of spaces is just a persistent (and therefore identifying) mistake, then? Like Moemo's good old "editting".

>>7783728
if she washes it on a decently regular basis it wont get any worse than short hair

>>7783611
>chill on /cgl/ because a meet was getting detailed for a con
>dress up as a pretty iconic character so I tell people to say hi
>some namefag that had showed off his fursuit earlier in the thread goes: "I'll definitely come say hi to you ;)"
>oh GOD
>at the con
>fursuits everywhere, at least 20 of them on at least 15k attending
>narrowly avoid all of them
>suddenly I hear from behind me in a very snickery voice
>"Hey...[iconic-character]-san..."
>OH GODDDDD
>run away

>>7783728
>>7783709
>>7783683
Are you sure you're not just jelly of her hair, anon?

>>7783754
Why the fuck would anyone be anone jealous of that disgusting hair? I mean it must tangle like hell and be super uncomfortable. I'm pretty sure she doesn't even like it and just wears it that long so she can feel ~pretty~ and ~special~ and pretend to be a real life anime character.
Also
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=758m_Txh18s&feature=g-all-u
A video of her singing so you too can feel the cringe (tfw when she actually sent this to an actual Korean company in hopes of getting hired)

>>7783709
you put it up??? do you not know that you can do things with hair or?

>>7783765
She is super pitchy...
Someone needs to go back to singing lessons and Korean classes because agh.

>>7783776
Her voice is like that. She sounds like a chipmunk on acid when she talks. I can barely stand being with her, I hope she wasn't in our group of friends

>>7783765
She can't speak korean, can't sing and can't even into make-up, style and video editting. Is she even trying ?

>>7783787
Probably not. The only thing I love about her is that she will do whatever you tell her to. Once I told her she looked good in thick winged eyeliner (as a JOKE, she looked terrible) and now she wear it everyday

>>7783794

>>7783827
Exactly

>>7783794
>tfw I'm scared this is how people see me and never trust anyone

>>7775168
I think.

Think.

That this is supposed to be a Cardcaptors cosplay anyway, or it's at least ripped off from Sakura's pink cat dress.

So just... just tell her that it's a cosplay and not lolita.

>>7780880
A-are there two other PA seagulls in this thread right now?

What's happening.

>>7784105
pic of the captor dress?

>mfw the Michigan anon didn't reply back

>>7783728
Anon are you fucking retarded, braiding your hair doesn't stop it from getting oily, and shampoo exists.

Fuck, your autistic rage is palpable.

>>7784114
Oops, looks like the colors are swapped.

Either way, every time I see it I just think of that costume.

>>7784142
This one's closer to that, but it's still inverted

>mfw they put venus angelic in their ugliest dresses

I've got a somewhat related question - Next week I'm starting a college-level Japanese 101 class (instead of opting into 102 like I fucking should have considering I've been studying the language on and off for nine years jfc what was I thinking) and a friend pointed out that I'll probably be swamped with weebs. Any Japanese class weeb stories to share? Should I be worried?

>>7784170
Depends what college you go to and what area you live in

>>7784182
Boston. Not sure how weeby it is there in general since I'll be commuting. It's a large public university though so I'm expecting the worst.

>>7784215
If you stay away from them they shouldn't bother you

If they do then ask them to leave you alone

>acting like a normie is the best way to go about it

Speaking of weeaboos, I just saw this shit
http://floatzil.tumblr.com/post/95926068886/dont-call-yourself-a-weeaboo

>>7783655
Toppest of keks. She has just posted on Tumblr and Facebook obviously addressing me that "haters gonna hate" and that if I don't like what she does, I should stop "bashing her efforts by posting her on /cgl/" and that "if she has fans must be because of her hard work and talent".
Cutie, if you are reading this, you are a pathetic loser. You are almost 20, stop deluding yourself, you don't have the talent nor the looks to become an idol. Also, go fuck yourself. Neither me nor your dear senpai can stand you.

>>7784259
link to her tumblr?

>>7784269
http://xmatchaxmochix.tumblr.com/
She has deleted the post both on her facebook and Tumblr. It's pretty obvious she's reading this post right now

>>7784228

I did not know this was a thing, I understand weebs calling themselves otaku because it's a foreign word, and kind of like calling yourself a nerd, whether ironically or not.

>>7784284
>and kind of like calling yourself a nerd
Nah
It's more like you are calling yourself the socially awkward scum of society that jerks into cheeto bags to anime girls

>>7783533
>All asians are thin
You cant be this retarded

>>7783611
>that fatty Chan in the back far right.
>mfw
this is the most horrific thing I've seen today.

>>7783471
>kpop
>from the UK
what

>>7783105
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EW
DROP HER
DROP HER NOW

>>7783135
holy shit anon was srs

>>7783135
I am 100% sure this is someone who self-posted on cgl several years ago.

>>7774985
I want to be that dudes friend omg

>>7780883
>Roommates with these people
>Somehow unaware that they made cannabutter and then cooked with it

Lel. Cannabutter stinks up the entire house for hours. It's fragrant shit. I call bullshit, or full retard.

How the fuck do you room with stoners and not know they're stoners?

>>7783765
Why are you hating on long hair though?
You're coming off as a total ass, dude.

>>7784860
Right? The worst thing about it is you have to buy so much shampoo and conditioner. I can't understand why they're raging so hard unless they have suffered from hair loss of some sort.

>>7784792
You can room with people you know are stoners without expecting them to feed you drugs without your knowledge or permission, you know.

>>7784860
>>7784894
It seems like anon really hates this girl and is grabbing at straws for more reasons to hate her.
>her voice is annoying!
>a-and she likes this guy who doesn't like her back!
>a-and her hair! Her hair is too long! That's not normal! It must be gross and covered with poop, right? Right?
They both sound incredibly immature and need to get their baby slapfight off 4chan.

>>7784110
Yeah! I was the second poster, nice to see more of us exist!

>>7783152
but wasn't it confirmed that he didn't actually die?

>>7774991
>>7775023

lmao get a load of this loser

>>7777068
He just means that you don't "trip" on weed. Tripping is a term you use for things like shrooms and acid, not the high you get from weed. Yeah, you can freak out to the effects of weed, but that's like saying that see saws cause panic attacks because one weirdo had a freakout on one.

Your rage is stupid and misplaced.

>>7784170
I heard this story through a friend, but there's a fedora wearing trenchcoat type homestuck kid who goes to my college and is a huge weeb/took Japanese. Anyway, the entire semester he would make a big deal out of accompanying all of his speech with weird over the top hand gestures, and also bowed to everyone who addressed him--like, stand up and bow even if he was sitting. Then to top it off, the final assignment for the class was an "open presentation" project. Most people did powerpoints or little skits where they had conversations with a partner, but this kid brought in an entire setup of props and shit and performed a puppet show in class, complete with weird voices and running around and all of that. I know this kid through the local anime convention (I'm staff so I meet everyone) and I was walking through the food court one day and he stops, takes his hat off, and bows to me as a passing greeting.

>m'lady

>>7776377
I just wanted to pop in and say that I know what mall that is exactly and its' weird as hell you live in my hometown

>>7784170
This was my experience:
>About to go into Japanese 101
>Excited to see all the weeaboos so I can laugh at them
>90% of the class are Chinese exchange students

Literally, I was the only non-Asian girl in the whole class. There were 2 white guys, but they seemed normal enough. There were also like 3 Koreans.

>there was one Chinese girl who wore knee high socks every day
>would sometimes wear her hair in typical Asian double bun style
>adorable taobao clothes
>that feel when she looked super cute and natural because she's Asian but if I dressed like that I'd look weeby as hell

>>7784785
>several years ago.
try months
it was probably the most mentally disturbed thread ever posted on /cgl/

>>7785591
Oooooh, what happened?
Feed me the delicious drama

>>7776377
>>7776869
>>7777475
>>7785403
i'm pretty sure i know exactly what mall all of you guys mean and i probably know at least a couple of you. mall's initials are BW? it's barely hanging by a thread? the arcade is now a chuckie cheese and the chinese place near it is still some of the best chinese for a weeby adolescent to fatten themselves on?

>>7785937
There's a Chuck E Cheese in BW? Also, I think the mall is doing fine considering they just reno'd the fuck out of it. The f21 is now 3-4 times the size but still just as cluttered and awful.

>>7785937
Who knew there were this many SCC seagulls? I moved to ~THA CITY~ but I will 5eva remember my adolescence in that tiny lil shithole. Holy shit. I'm just astonished that I'm not the only person from out there.

>>7783328
>H cup to A cup
good lord how many lbs did you lose??

>>7784151
>>mfw they put venus angelic in their ugliest dresses
It's punishment for not marrying Mr. Yan

>>7786428
>have an H cup
>will be getting a reduction
I'm horribly curious as well.

>>7783328
H to A? I am G cup and my insurance company covers the reduction. Can you tell me about it? I want to get down to a d or e cup, nothing major but enough that I can run without feeling self conscious and having the ladies practically slapping me in the face.

I was at a card shop the other day and saw a group of people playing DnD. A girls phone rang and she said "nya~!" and ansered it by saying "moshi moshi" I had flashbacks to my horrible weeb stage in high school.

>7th grade me
>walk into classroom
>horribly mispronounce "ohayao, sensei!!!"
>some other kid in the room corrects me
>shrugs, day continues

I still puke a little every time I remember it. The kid who corrected me became a friend of mine in high school, and I pray every day that they don't remember this moment.

>Be me
>Visiting southern (read: conservative) family when grandpa dies
>Mom comes later than most of the family due to work
>She brings down my innocent world package
>Crazy grandma says I should wear it to the funeral.
Pretty sure that deer and cookies and bunnies don't fit at a funeral.

>>7786422
yeah, i go back sometimes to visit family, but i'm much happier not being in that town anymore.

>in a group that plays online board games together, group members ages range from 14-20
>a random joins a game, nbd it happens sometimes
>random starts sending really sexual messages to one of the two 14 year olds who says stop and gets ignored
>older friend adds the random on skype to tell random that it isn't cool to send sexual messages especially when they say stop and if they dont they'll be kicked out of our games
>random replies "are you a seme or uke?"
>all of everyones wat
>friend tells them this is literally what they just said not to do
>random keeps pestering friend about being a uke and talking about yaoi
>random gets blocked and banned from games

fairly tame for a weeaboo story, but it's been a while since i've heard someone seriously ask "seme or uke?"

Gotta green text this bullshit

>I am from the Chicago Cosplay scene and been cosplaying since 2008
>I befriend this girl at Cosplay meet. Thought she was cool.
>Starts actually talking to her. Finds out she is into Lolita, Fary Kei, and she cosplays Sakura Miku from Vocaloid.
>She has Cosplay troubles with her miku wig.
>I offer to help her with it since I am good with wigs.
>She comes over, and brings plushies and wig stuff.
>Shows her how to wash a wig, everything is doing fine.
>gets to her pigtails
>Pigtales are literally dread fucking locks.
>tells her it is beyond repair she gets mad at me like it is my fault.

>Fast forward to a few weeks.
>I introduce her to my best friend
>They become aquantences due to them liking kpop
>best friend slightly likes kpop
>the girl keeps sending her everything kpop
>best friend had enough blocks her on the messenger.
>she always sent me things like her shitty YouTube videos.
>I still am friends with her.

The reason why I am still friends with her is because I am too fucking nice face to face.

>>7786517
kek

>>7786703
Is it even possible to get synthetic hair into dredlocks when it was straight to start off with?

>>7786723
yes.

>>7786724
absolutely disgusting

>>7785400
oh my dear fucking lord. I'm cringing so bad. I really hope I don't have anyone in my class like that.

>>7785507
That's very reassuring, thanks Anon! The school I'm going to has a lot of foreign exchange students, so that's definitely a possibility. I totally understand that feel too.

>>7783486
Oh god I know exactly who this is from the tattoo alone.

>>7786723 #

Yes. And it was a fucking disaster.

>>7786778
You know her?? Tell her to learn to fucking dress and lose some weight

>>7787053
Eh she's not that bad. It's usually her make up, hair and legwear choices that drag her co ord down. Like seriously, I lnow she is into OTT sweet but I wish she would throw out every pastel wig she owns and get more natural colours. Pic related, better make up and different shoes and this would make an A+ co ord.

>>7786517
Aw that's cute though. At least they didn't think you were some kind of cult prostitute like some crazy conservative seagull families I've read about.

>>7787093
yeah this is true, also tights would be better and learning how to do makeup/hair to slim her face. tbh her attitude is more what needs work, shes more about loads of brand dresses and less about attention to detail

>>7787093
someone give makeup lessons plzplzplz

>>7785937
>>7786422
>>7786534

Mah niggas.

It's an okay town, but there's literally nothing there.
Restaurants and bars are all sub-par, no nicer shopping places.. there's no "scenes" here. It makes me sad.
Potential is wasted.

>>7787120
Instead of makeup, why don't you just go for plastic surgery? Maybe some lipo too.

>>7787275
Clearly you're 12. And she never said that was a picture of her. I think that was more a comment on how bad the makeup in the picture was and thats why we need tutorials.

>>7787275
Fair does to talk about make up but asking someone to change their natural appearance when they are actually pretty cute? The vendetta in strong in you.

>>7787413
It's not a vendetta, it's a troll that's been shitting up just about every thread. Stop replying.

>>7787120
I can't stop thinking she has a giant silver pimple below her lip.

>>7787441
a few people really dislike her idk why?

>>7786435
>>7786431
WHY??????? Why would anyone want a breast reduction? Unless you have a condition. But honestly, just lose weight.

>>7787522
That doesn't always work you know.
I knew a girl who was pretty skinny who got a reduction on her boobs since they hurt her back.

>>7787522
Some people have enormous tits that both interfere with daily life and might look out of place on their body type

It's not unheard of.

>laughing at flatty-chan

>>7787523
>>7787527
I'm a 30G, my boobs aren't that big, I fit into shirred brand. I know ONE girl who has really huge tits compared to her frame, she's like a 30J, but then again she doesn't work out at all.

>>7787522
It's possible to be thin and have big breasts, you know. As for why someone would want to get rid of them:
>back pain
>pain when running or walking down stairs
>can't sleep on stomach
>bras are fucking expensive
>clothing never fits right (getting it on =/= fitting)
>unwanted sexual attention regardless of what you're wearing
Having big-titted friends made me so so grateful for my 70Ds.

>>7787549
See >>7787545
What size did you wear before reduction?

>>7787549
>>7787557
Sorry, misread. What size do your big titted friends wear?

>>7787559
tbh I don't see how anyone's decision to make a breast-reduction is any of your business

ITT: no stories, just off topic discussions

>>7787570
This. Discussion no one cares about. Can the janitor delete this so we can have a PROPER thread yet?

>>7783749
I get so freaked out whenever I see furries at cons. Something about them is just so freaky, on top of the fact that theres probably a boner hidden under there.
I honestly don't care if they wear that shit at furry-specific things, or at home, but I'm terrified of them and they just should not be in public.

>>7787561
Why share it on the internet then?
It's not my business, but 99% of chicks whining about their boobs are fatties in denial.

>>7787575
It also freaks me out because it's a sexual thing for some furries... It's just as bad as going naked in some way. Ew.

>>7787575
not to mention they tend to be autistic fucks with no regard for anyone else's comfort

>>7785651
This Aoi chick posted a thread asking how to get e-famous or something. Everyone told her she was cute, but it turned out like half the responses to her thread were literally just her samefagging. She even pretended to be some retarded newfag and called herself "ugly" and "shooped".
People started noticing it was her from the way she used commas in her posts. It was pretty wacky.

>>7787617
it was a shit vendetta post followed by some other shit vendetta faggotry about some french chicks no one cares about as well
the vendettafag told it herself on anon in a thread about this "reito" girl after trying to put the blame on someone else and being called out on her shit.

>>7787632
she admitted it in the end but jfc this whole thread was so fucking weird

>>7787632
>>7787634
forgot to say i'm the same anon shit i need to sleep

>>7784170
> studying the language on and off for nine years
Get over yourself.

>>7785591
Checked the archive, and you're right. It was originally posted in January, for some reason it felt like much longer ago to me (possibly because of the gaiafag vibes I received).
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S7286926

>>7786451
> horribly mispronounce "ohayao, sensei!!!"
are you retarded?
(honestly curious, seeing how you can't even spell it correctly to this day.)

>>7788898
I thought anon spelled it like he pronounced it.

>>7784170
You're probably fine. I took a Japanese class last year in college and it was mainly Malaysian med students and like, 5 white people (me included) who were all normal. Honestly, me and one other girl were probably the biggest weebs in the class, though we obviously kept our power levels hidden in there.
There was one class where the teacher asked us to name some Japanese music we liked and she played the music videos on Youtube, though. One of the Malaysian girls mentioned AKB48 and the teacher (who was a Japanese lady in her mid-20s), not knowing much about them, just picked the first song that came up, which heavily featured some of the girls pillow-fighting in their underwear. It was pretty awkward.

>>7783354
Fuuuck I have a mutual friend with this girl. This is too close for comfort.

>>7786428
Idk, I think round about 600grams. I had a breast reduction, notice how my ribcage stayed 30 inches.

>>7786435
All I can tell you is that I had to pay for it myself because my insurance denied it and said that before they could consider it medically necessary, I would have to do at least a year of massages and muscle rubs and physical therapy to deal with the pain caused by my massive tits. They said they believed I was only trying to get a cosmetic lift and wanted to bill it as medically necessary so BCBS would cover it.

And in fact, they even sent me a letter when they denied to cover it saying that based on my height (5" 3) and weight (120) that at least 245-310 grams would have to be removed per breast for it to be medically necessary. So when my surgeon actually did, I filed a grievance and they denied that, too.

Seriously, fuck BCBS. They have yet to cover anything this year. I was on accutane from November last year to this March and they were supposed to cover my lab work and dermatologist office visits, but they never did. They keep saying "you haven't met your deductible!" Yet I've paid enough in office visits to cover my $580 at least 4 times over. Keep in mind, I only go to docs in my insurance network. I'm basivcsally making insurance payments to pay for everything out of pocket- the accutane cost me $5K for 6 months, and the surgery was $7K because the surgeon was a boss and gave me a $10K price cut and did it at cost for me. I have to get my wisdom teeth removed soon and I doubt I'll even bother to give them my insurance card.

>>7787545
30H reduction anon here, mine started growing when I was 9 and I was an E cup in middle school, my life was suffering. The pathology they did on the excised breast tissue showed abnormally dense breast tissue, juvenile breast hypertrophy and macromastia and they said that somehow they are still growing because I'm still somehow in puberty (22). Sooo now I have to go on hormone blockers.

>>7787575
>tfw you're chaperoning your little nephew and he wants to hug/take a picture with the "cute rainbow animal man"
I just picked him up and carried him out of there. Shit was supposed to be a family-friendly event.

>>7783509
>I completley understand if you want to unsubscribe to me from youtube because of it.
????

>>7789289
Cup size means nothing without band size.. I am a 32E and they're not that big.

>>7789322
bullshit.

>>7789289
30H is one size bigger than me, not that big imo. But mine also kept growing all my life... Don't mind though, love those puppies.

>>7789358
For me the issue wasn't just the size (which, for me, was just too goddamn big for me), it was the issues the size caused for me personally. Mine were insanely saggy due to growing so fast so young and being so heavy, my nipples were 5 inches lower than they should have been. Mine sagged below my elbows, and the weight pulled me forward and made it hell on my shoulders, back and neck, which is why I got the reduction. My case was so unusual that the surgeon ended up doing a modified mastectomy instead of a standard reduction because of the sheer amount and density of the tissue. He said a standard reduction would have left me with an F cup, which in my condition wouldn't have solved a damn thing.

I'm so glad I did, though. I can finally turn my head without pain shooting up my neck and I can bend and lift things without my back screaming at me. And of course, being perky and having tiny, cute nipples makes the scarring so very worth it.

Your experience with your tit size =/= everyone else's experience with tits of a similar size.

>>7789395
True, but when I hear reduction I think about the size being the issue, not all big titties sag.

>>7789410
Surgeons don't do reductions for sag, they do cosmetic lifts that don't really alter the size.

Any size can get a reduction if they want to, if it causes distress then that justifies the reduction. It's no longer "you have to have comically overgrown mammoth tits to justify a reduction" anymore, thankfully. Plastic surgery is all about doing what you can in order to be able to be happy with your body.

>>7789426
>Plastic surgery is all about doing what you can in order to be able to be happy with your body.
I dunno, that seams wrong. When you have boobs saggin below your elbows I can understand how it's an issue, but getting plastic surgery just because you're not pleased with some part of your body seems a bit weird. I mean, if you're REALLY unhappy about something, fine, if you thought it through. But always keep in mind that surgery isn't a walk in the park and can kill you or make your problem worse.

>>7789324
At a 32 bandsize they wouldn't be proper big until about G cup. Basic bra maths, dude.

>>7789430
*seems

>>7789456

Your cup size is determined by the difference in inches between your under bust and bust measurement. Your under bust is your band size, so a 32G is a 32 under busy with a 7 inch difference, and the 7th letter in the alphabet is G. That is how bras actually work. Saying a G isn't as big on a smaller band is technically true, because it IS smaller than a 36G would be, but it would still be a pretty decent size based on body proportions. A G cup is big on anyone, even if one girl's G cup isn't as big as yours.

>>7789552
My G cup is pretty small, when I wear a decent bra I look like a 34C.

>>7789552
I know how bras work, I'm not an idiot.
Decent sized? Yes, Big? Kinda. Proper big? Nope.
A 30/32G is going to look like most people imagine a D to look like. Sure they're sizable titties that may cause clothes to fit a bit odd or sleeping on your stomach to be out of the question but they aren't massive things.

I'm not talking out my ass either as >>7789558's experience aligns with my opinion.

>>7789566
>>7789558

That's because most women know fuck all about bras and are wearing the wrong size, which makes theirs look bigger. There's an image somewhere of a girl in a blue shirt showing the difference different bra sizes can make on how big your tits look. To the femanon going "G cup isn't that big", congrats, you are more than likely wearing the proper bra size which doesn't make them look as big, but to say a G cup isn't big is kind of a stupid generalization because it is considered an above average size. I'd bet a decent amount of average non cgl women don't even know bra sizes go past an E cup.

BTW, I'm guessing that's you in the pic- take the bra off and tell me more about how small they are. Go on.

>>7789642
>but to say a G cup isn't big is kind of a stupid generalization because it is considered an above average size
Well, saying that about a 34G is correct, but a 30G is 2 sizes smaller. Get it? You can't generalize cup sizes. When you say an E-Cup is big, it's just plain wrong, because a 65E is pretty small and a 38E is huge.

>>7789289
>>7789566

JFC, when did girls start getting so damn busty?? The first anon I quoted said 22, I'm guessing bra-chan is in her 20s as well?

I might just be a jealous older bitch but it seems like this is getting way more common with the 20-somethings. When I was 20, we thought a DD was huge, and compared to the rest of our age group it was.

>>7789648
I get that, but I'm not talking about the cup size of the breasts exclusively- I'm speaking proportionally. One E cup can be much larger or smaller than another but an E cup on an individual is still considered big. In a conversation with an average person it would go like this:

>what cup size are you? I'm a B.
>oh, I'm an E cup.
>wow, really? They don't look that big! You must be really in good at hiding it!

>>7789661
No, but that's what happened to me when I was wearing a 34D:
>What cup size are you, like a 34B?
D and E are not as big as we make them out to be, people just THINK they are because big boobed girls often don't know their size and just squeeze into what they know.
There's not that much of a difference between a 34B and a 30D or a 34C and a 30E proportionally, since the boobs aren't really that big or heavy at that size, most girls are wearing a wider band size and getting away with it. So the same girl could be wearing a 34C or a 30E and do just fine.

>>7789650
I think this might be due to a fit issue like someone said earlier. If you're not getting fitted properly and you're just going by the average stock of Victorias Secret or the local department store (or Walmart), then yeah the largest they're gonna have is a DD. I know a lot of girls I go to school with have no idea that there's even such a thing as a G cup, at least not outside of ridiculous balloon-tit surgeries. A lot of girls who aren't going to a good shop with trained fitters (VS does NOT count, they are shit) will just grab what they think fits alright, because they don't think their breasts look very big at all. Plus all the advertisements for bras always show girls with ridiculous cleavage caused by the bra being too small to begin with, so a lot of women think that's how its supposed to look. Like you're literally spilling out of it.

The same thing happens with clothes. Just like how bra shops carry only A-DD, a lot of clothes stores only carry S-L or maybe XL. Anything beyond that is seen as too big, for fat people only. I have two friends, one with 24Gs and one who is super tall and very fit and wears a 14. Both hear exactly the same thing "What, there's no way you wear that size, you're not even that big!"

>>7788898
I tried to spell it like I said it, like >>7788923 said.
(But... isn't the correct spelling just with a "u" at the end, like "ohayaou"?)

>>7789703

That could be, but also I've noticed girls these days ARE also getting bigger in general- I have 3 nieces who are, for lack of a better term, stacked. They all shop exclusively at VS so I've never bothered asking their size, but they're much bigger than any of the older women in the family, significantly so.

>>7782961
Not a Zenkicon staff member, nope. And yes, I'm a regular at that shop. I met the owner at Otakon 2013 and I've been going to her shop ever since. There's a couple giant weebs that frequent it, but overall it's nice to chill there. They have a giant ass Cards Against Humanity set that gets busted out once in a while, and they have consoles out for folks to play on.

>>7789827
Shit, meant to reply to >>7783099

We are so off topic

Can someone please delete this thread

>>7789827
It's so weird to see someone from there who comes here. Most are all "OMG cgl is full of meanies!". I barely go up there twice a year, but I normally do when there's a meetup or party or something.

>>7774717
Don't yell at me for being dumb, but I can't find any information backing up the idea that ninjas were anything but Japanese who were heavily influenced by Chinese ideas. Are you sure?

>>7780191
That's actually a level of bullshiting i can't even fathom