/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Curlbro here, why do we do it to /cgl/ so often Mr Aesthetics? What about the other boards? (PS: I have personal equipment in my house, so I curl in my squat rack. feelsgoodman.jpg)

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>>6401084
Alpha males showing up beta females
>6401086
Beta talk

This is not the way, bros.

I know man... when will Disney get Gravity Falls back on air?

>>6401083

THANK YOU BASED ZYZZ

>that feel when board hopping
>that feel when no gf on first page

u mad?
u mirin?
u jelly?

>>6401100
Blasphemy! How dare you take his name in vain?

>tfw no bitchy, short, edgy, landwhale gf

this board is now a /fit/ subboard

ITT: tfwnogf

>Hey guys I can shit post on a slow board.

>Wait 4 years for girl to brake up with douchebag bf
>She starts texting me again asking to meet up
>Go out for a drink then come back to mine and hook up
>Weeks go by and we keep meeting up and fucking, thinking things will progress beyond fuck buddy
>Put relationship idea on the table
>"Anon I've just got out of a long relationship I don't want another right now"
And that was the last time we spoke.

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Why are the models on cosplay deviants so ugly compared to met-art, hegre, etc? The images are shopped to hell and very low resolution.

>Girlfriend was still at work, so had to do grocery’s
>Bring son with me
>At the supermarket, asking him what he’d like for dinner
>”BROCCOLI! BROCCOLI!”
>The landwhale of landwhale’s wife overheard my kid actually choosing the broccoli
>Tells me I brainwashed him, “kids aren’t supposed to like vegetables”.
>What the fuck am I hearing?
>Tell her to mind her own damn business.
>She DEMANDS me to get french fries for my kid
>bitchplease.jpg
>Tell her to shut the fuck up and get lost
>She starts following me troughout the store, constantly saying I must say “shut the fuck up” again and she’d beat me down
>wtf is up with this psycho?
>She starts gasping for air because she’d been walking over 2 minutes without a break
>Son asks why she’s turning into a piggy (gotta love little kids)
>Her gasping for air litterally sounded like a squealing pig, and her face was getting a strange pink/red taint
>mfw my son actually thought she was changing into a pig

>>6401138
I shiggity diggity doo!

>>6401116
sry bro!

>tfw /fit/izen
>tfw /v/irgin
>tfw 5

>>6401149
>filename

Well, that's some honesty.

>>6401195
Not bad, but it ain't even a dub.

>>6401216
THEY'RE BLUSHING BECAUSE I AM AMAZING!!!! FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING!

>>6401238
>implying you're me
>implying girls laugh at you
>implying girls look at you
>implying implications
>razzle dazzle, zippity zoo
>I'm a faggot
>how 'bout you?

/fit/ and /cgl/'s relationship is like the little boy who pulls on the little girl's pigtails at recess. It's cute.

I am alpha in terms of bank and body but beta in all other respects. I think women hate me but I'd rather not find out for certain.

>>6401256
:3

>>6401272

>>6401272
s-sorta like that I guess..

Once

>>6401083
>"and some day maybe I'll be coming to your some tips"

GOD BLESS YOU ZYZZ

>>6401272

>tfw no "tfw no 'tfw nogf'"
I just want to have tfw no 'tfw nogf' feels