/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I want /r9k/ to leave

Accurate.

>Not being bald
>Not having a bald lover
Perfect!

Sounds about right. Powder is my husbando and I'm going on chemo. Pls respnd ;x;

fuck you whores

>>6368744
Would be lovely.

pls go

These things are actually really fun. I've made a bunch because yay dress up dolls. I know its not related but I actually found my boyfriend through one. seriously these things are addicting

>>6368996
Your ideal mate just sounds like a pedo.

>>6369052
Oh, so the Gropey thread got baleted but this shitposter and this shit thread is still here.

>>6369360
Is it a moose?

>>6369400

>>6368996
That ideal mate is like, 99% of /a/.

We like 2d too much though to care about 3d.

No, please post pretty ladies. I need this to study and get a qt girlfriend.

>>6369437
>Study ladies
>On the internet
You are the very reason why civilization has collapsed.

>>6369183
>likes persona and hiimdaisy
>qt 3.1416 with long hair and glasses

but

>already has a bf
>likes homestuck

This is suffering ;_;

>>6369498
Yes because there are no other people in the world who like Shin Megami Tensei and are cute. Yeah she is probably the only girl in the world you guys have so much in common you totally deserve her.

Douchebag.

>>6369498
a) She's not cute. If she were cute, she'd post her pic already over a dozen times. Also, she's German, and into anime, and into a weeaboo fandom - this is usually a *very* deadly combination, trust me, I have seen some German weeaboos, who were like "gosh I'm so cute" all the fucking time - but what my eyes have seen, brought me pain, pain beyond what most humans can endure.

Do not, under any circumstances, ever, trust their words for how attractive they are.

b) She's an avatarfaggot who does not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, want to consider to stop doing it.

Compare that to Lobi or Elsie - cute girls that stopped when you just asked them. Or even to Eva Braun - who, I'm sure you agree, was one extremely obnoxious cunt - even *SHE* had enough brain to stop doing that.

c) She thinks she's better than you, if you don't fit into her world view. Now, I understand, Germans have a certain problem with this "Hitler thing" they got going on, but I'm German too, and I happen to be the most moral person on ze world.

>>6369566
B but I never claimed to be attractive or cute people are making this shit up

>>6369566
As a dutch weeaboo i can confirm this very much.

>>6368996

Prefers cute over sexy, huh? Why can't the 2 be the same? Stripy socks are both cute AND sexy.

>>6369581
This is a completely valid point

>>6369581
Thigh highs are sexy. Socks are cute.

>>6369566
>>6369505


>no love allowed

;_;

>>6369598
What about kneesocks

>>6369604
I love love. Support it very much.
But god, dont try to find love over the internet!

>>6369608
Kneesocks are socks.

>>6369608

Do you wear thigh high cute socks?

Will you be my gf?

Please respond.

>>6369615
But I think kneesocks are sexier than normal socks.

>>6369617
I don't usually wear thigh high socks unless a cosplay demands that.
No, I won't be your gf.

>>6369617
is not
>>6369604

just sayin'

I'll go to a bar or something.

>>6369627

What if I follow you around listening to all your bullshit about how your current boyfriend is abusing you and letting you cry on my shoulder while I pay for dinner.

Will you be my gf then?

>>6369635
No.

>>6369647

Damn. There must be a correlation somewhere with my approach and lack of success. Dunno where though, I learn from the best.

>>6369635
I see kneeSOCKS as SOCKS. Then again, this is open for debate.

>>6369627
>I am nice hurrhurr you deserve me durrhurr everybody else is a dick herpaderpa

>>6369668
You messed up your quotes, hehe.
Anyway, I think there's socks (cute), kneesocks (cute but sexy too), and thigh highs (sexy). My world view, ladies and gentlemen.

>>6369665
I feel like you are actually displaying a metaphor for idiots who really believe in the friendzone.

>>6369695

Or maybe I was just doing a parody. Either way my brioche is almost done so I really must scoot. Toodles.

>>6369711
Yes, that is the word I was looking for. Enjoy your brioche!

>>6369695
Stockings > Thigh Highs > Kneesocks>>>Socks.
But my views might be slightly corrupted because she being my waifu and all.

>>6369731
Woah I spot someone with good taste in women.
Personally
Thigh Highs > Stockings = Kneesocks >>> Socks.

>>6369751
...Thigh highs are a type of stocking.

>>6369751
Slightly agree. We share the same hatred for socks.
Stockings=ThighHighs=Kneesocks>>>Socks maybe more this. I kind of have difficulty in knowing which is which. I like them all, except for fucking SOCKS.

>>6369763
Yes, but not all stockings are thigh highs.
I correct myself:
Thigh highs > Stockings except for thigh highs = Kneesocks >>> Socks.

>>6369763
You can get thigh high socks.

>>6369769
Socks can look cute but they are mostly boring.

>>6369775
Yes, they dont look mysteriously sexy or something like that. They are just so plain, anybody in the world wears socks, but kneesocks/thighhighs/stockings are rare. I think i like them and the people wearing them because you need a certain confidence to actually wear them in public.

>>6369784
That's true. Though "mysteriously sexy" is overstating the effect sock alternatives have on me a little.

>>6369728

The brioche isn't fully complete, have to do some icing but the small amount I had was amazing. You're kind enough I decided I might as well stay and discuss whatever it is people discuss at 10 to 11 on a Wednesday evening.

the Yin to my Yang
will never want me

>>6369797
I never tried making brioche, is it difficult?
Made brownies today and didn't burn them, too.

>>6369577
>talk about how she's a avatarfagging, shitposting cunt
>come back a few minutes later
>avatars everywhere, /soc/ing it up like a 12 year old who was forbidden to post on Facebook by mom

>>6369800
Wow fuck, you just described me.

Dont get your hopes up though, im faithfull to Stockings.

>>6369805

It's basically sweet bread but more fluffy so you have to spend more time working with the dough. You can also add lemon bits and what-not to it depending on your tastes. I did it with lemon curd once but it was too thick and it turned out floppy.

Properly done home-made brioche is brilliant though. When you come around for a date at my house and you're not for dessert, maybe I'll let you have some. Maybe.

>>6369807
Thanks, I'll be here all week!

>>6369813
I like how you say "when" like it is gonna happen one day.
Confidence is important in this society.

>>6369822

I don't know what to say to that so I'll just post about it. Here it is.

And there it goes.

>>6369827
I would love coming to your home though. I would even wear kneesocks for you.

>>6369842

You'll have the kneesocks.

>>6369840

Just kneesocks.

>>6369841
You mean, naked?

>>6369844
You sayin' i like dudes?

>>6369847

I'm saying, with me, you don't have a choice.

>>6369847

>>6369853
Obviously we wouldn't eat dinner that night. Which would defeat the purpose of our romantic date.

>>6369864
>>6369847
Haha i dont think many people will get the joke.

>>6368996
Oh hey...Umm...I'm tall and fit and like cute things....uhhh...wanna hang out?

>>6369800
I on the other hand am not faithful to stocking.

>>6369800
I think you just described most of the people on 4chan.

Ok, sure.

>>6368621
Using the one I did ages ago.... pretty much over a year, actually.

Now to make a current one, just because.

>>6370187
ur a faget

>>6370260
This is the only one of these that I have ever seen that is probably accurate.

>>6370204
Even in your self portrait you are badly dressed and poorly turned out.

>>6370277

It's true, I look like shit IRL haha

>>6370280
Oh hush.

>>6370299

>>6370299
I'll love you. :'[

>>6370351
whoops
can*
my b

>>6370351
Perfectttttttttttttt

>>6370152
The majority of whom tend to want someone similar to themselves in personality, not a bubbly opposite.

>>6370354

>>6370355

This thread is dumb because women don't know what they want.

>>6370299
This is the saddest fucking thing. Stay strong bro.

>>6370385
>Implying men know what they want, either.
Everyone has like 3-6 things that are dealbreakers in my experience, and the rest is just details.

>>6369800
Dat horrible text formatting.

>>6370392
like a personality

>>6370397
love me
despite my struggles with text formatting

>>6369800
>loves parties, is overtalkative and needy
>wants an introvert

>>6370413
Opposites attract... sometimes.

do your homework

>>6370413
the heart wants what the heart wants bb

just a tad narcissistic

>>6370469
ｄａｗｗｗ

Here's my attempt at this. One unicorn looking for another.

>>6370484
>Sane
As opposed to a what? A standard seagull?

>>6370484
good luck

>>6370484
Whoops! Should be "world and other people". Argh. That typo makes me sound like a christfag. I am in fact an atheist/humanist.
>>6370489
As opposed to yandere, histrionic disorder, or other imbalanced things that are a problem to deal with.

>>6370497
yandere is sexy as fuck, who doesn't want a cute psychotic murderous girl as a girlfriend.

>>6370515
I've had a girlfriend that was a borderline yandere - just passive-aggressive instead of violent. NOPE NOT AGAIN

>>6370515
+1, agree with anon here, yanderes da best.

>>6370469
I'll be the varus to your janna ;D

>>6370533
varus sucks, all about graves and corki.

>>6369052
Yo bra. I'm dating a Kawaii Math Angel right now and I totally don't deserve him. I can't even do long division. He's the best boyfriend I've ever had and you have good taste.

>>6370549
Would you date Tony Stark if he was a twenty-aire instead of a billionaire, and wasn't /quite/ so alcoholic? If so, hit me up.

>>6370557
>thinks he's a genius and looks like Stark
If you're a genius, why are you not a billionaire yet? Stark was born rich, but he could have earned it just the same, if he liked.

>>6370557
I'll hit you up. How much for a handy-jay?

>>6370560
Enjoy your fantastic illusion of a functional capitalist system without economic equaity or wealth redistribution, where people can magically levitate themselves to success.

True story

>>6370570
I can magically levitate you twenty bucks. That's still the bluebook price for handy-jays, right?

>>6370560
Enjoy your fantastic illusion of a functional capitalist system without economic equality or wealth redistribution, where people can magically levitate themselves to success without needing a fair starting point in life or any kind of capital.

>>6370536
lol varus sucks if you don't understand positioning

I should add "does not play LoL" and "gives me time to delete and edit my posts when I make a mistake instead of replying immediately and then leaving a discontinuity in the thread" to my Ideal Mate list.

>>6370576
Excuses. Collect scrap metal and build something you can sell for thousands.

I'm too painfully shy to even speak to men, oh well.

I can dig it.

The real kicker here is that anyone who does match someone else will probably be thousands of miles away.

woop woop

>>6370770
General geographic location? :3 I'm in WA state.

>>6370780
Travis, is that you?
Go to fucking bed man.

Copying threads from other boards?

>>6370783
NY

>>6370788
nah man its me, Mr. McCrea

>>6370791
Well, it was woth a shot.

>>6370791
Damn.
It was worth a shot.

>>6370790
Holy shit, it's me. Only not kind or reliable.

>>6370541
>tfw when i cant do long division either

you're a lucky anon, i wish you well :3

>>6370469
That is my bf... to a tee. Adc's are his 2nd fave (first being jungles)

>>6370860
My fave so far.

>>6370626
How about a girl who has a brain that always speaks her mind?

>>6370484
Please post a picture! You look exactly like I want a boy to look, with long hair and glasses...

>>6370931
I don't like most pictures of myself. This is a slightly less terrible one, with the hat that everyone seems to hate. I've posted it on here before, so it can't hurt to do so again.

>>6370941

For some reason you remind me of Panic! at the Disco.

Carry on.

>>6370941
>that fedora
>that manbaby face

>>6370941
you're an attractive guy, fedorabro.

oh I've been thinking about this I guess, and avoiding school work :)

>>6370943
I know about the fucking hat.
Get wrecked, turbonerd.

BWHAAHAH love this stuff they are posting

> /cgl/ wants:
> Stable
> Job, Goals
> Must put up with mah womens bullshit
> Must put up with mah emptying bank accounts for paying for Lolita and other Fashions.

Fuck off no.

Oh wow you chicks are pathetic.
I don't think I will ever see more generic, more canned responses to "ideal mate". No wonder ya'll single - you got personality of a shoe box!

One time I decided to visit this board in hopes of finding something good. One fuckign time...

>>6370955
*womens should probably be woman's
If you're wanting to make an effective point.

>>6370979

You mad no girls want you, son?

>>6370988

THAT GODDAMNED PAPERCLIP

I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ASSHOLE IN YEARS AND OF ALL PLACES, WE MEET AGAIN ON /CGL/

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I didn't realize I was on /soc/

>>6370989
He mad.

>>6370979
Sorry that nobody finds you ideal, anon.

>>6370992

>>6370979
I hear you bro, these girls are wack.
Ignore those two defending them, they're either landwhales or whiteknights.

Just remembered I can't draw female proportions well

>>6371023

>no girls in thread asking for basement-dweller neckbeards, roided out /fit/fags or generic hipster trash
>lol, look at all these s-shallow whores t-they wouldn't know a r-real man if they saw one

>>6370626
The song started going in my head

>>6371039
>easily frustrated

That's not gonna help you, man.

Yeah stability!

>>6371039
Why do you look like you could drop dead any second?

Also that chick has a cat head for a face, I cannot unsee it.

>>6370917
Naaaah.

>>6370955
I'm sorry is it wrong to want a stable, successful partner? I assumed that went for both sexes.

>>6371054
The name of your file is hilarious.

>>6371046
I know, sometimes I feel like smashing my damn keyboard when I can't figure something out and it takes hours to fix it, ragh
>>6371050
I was going for disinterest as I feel slightly disinterested right now, I can't draw too well lol

>>6371060
Y'all say you like funny guys, so you should date me for more wacky hijinx.

>>6371056
Hush, you're making sense, trolls cannot understand such things.

>>6371074
your right. i was a fool then.

I almost dropped my skype here so people could contact me if they wanted to, but then I remembered that this is 4chan.

>>6371078
You're*

>>6371087
didn't I tell you I was foolish?

>>6371087
You'r*

>>6371086
You sound really desperate, broseph.

>>6371056

> women
> stable

I'm sorry you'll have to pick only one.

I'm shallow as fuck

>>6371095
Maybe. I'm just coming off of a shattered not-officially-a-relationship, so the feels are still strong with me right now.

>>6371104
sent ;)

>>6371114
I feel you man, but you should probably cool your jets before you do something crazy. Don't want to rush into another relationship only to have it turn out wonky right-quick, ya know?

>>6371114
>not-officially-a-relationship
u wot m8

What happened?

>>6371132
Like hell if I'm going to post my drama here, ladies.

>>6371142
Y'all ready did, son.

>>6371142
>coming to /cgl/ and not indulging in drama
Why are you even here?

>>6371142
B-but we're actually pretty nice sometimes. C'mon, vent to us.

>>6371073
I do like funny guys but you can't be ass ugly. I can work with average guys but if you're ugly no amount of laughing will save you :( My standards for guy looks are a little low though

Captcha alcohol explees

>>6371151
Lies! You just want the juicy details, you heathen!

>>6371159
Alpha Lonewolf is the head of the pack.

>>6371171
Let's get married so I can be called Mrs. Lonewolf.

>>6371192
It was a trick, and you fell for it.
Alpha Lonewolf doesn't have time for bitches.

>>6371198
damn girl you just got TRICKED

3hot5u

>Remember /cgl/ two years ago
>Same fucking thread
>/cgl/ still wants what it can't have
Figured.

>>6371234
>5'10" and wearing heels regularly
whyyy
Yo hair be stylin tho. What languages you know?
>>6371246
Welcome to reality, where girl's standards are unrealistic and they are definitely willing to settle

>>6371254
Trust me, I'm really unsurprised.

>>6371254
Cause I love the look of them lol.
It's funny cause all my best friends are 5 feet or shorter, so I literally have to bend down to properly hear them.

And I speak English, Serbian, and Spanish. I was learning Japanese because I got accepted to a school there, but they dropped my scholarship and raised tuition so I couldn't go anymore.

I'm planning on learning German and work on my Spanish some more because I plan to move back to Europe eventually, and I need to beef up my language skills. All my relatives over there speak like 4/5 languages.

>>6371268
Hey, tall girls are hot! I'm 6'/183cm and don't like having to bend down or someone that comes up to my waist... i mean, petite is cute and all, but tall and lanky is best mode.

>>6371268
Impressive. I only speak English and moderate Spanish at the moment, but I'm learning Russian and Classical Arabic, most of my studying focused on Russian. Where in Europe do you plan to move?

>>6371278
See I wouldn't mind dating a shorter dude, but they all have fuckin complexes about it.
I've been rejected by dudes who have specifically said it was cause of my height before.

It sucks when you really love something about your looks and other people aren't as fuckin enchanted. Haha.

>>6371291
Niiiice. I fuckin love languages. I pick them up pretty easy. Uh anywhere really. I'm from Serbia originally, but I can enjoy living almost anywhere.

>>6371311
>A piece of shit
Did you even pay attention to the show?
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!
Believe in your wings and take to the sky, shout out to the world, "I. CAN. FLLLYYYYYYY!"

>>6370950
As an adventurer, i can tell you that it is hard as balls to find someone who is into adventuring.

>>6371234
I dunno, that's not that bad. I'd fuck that chic. I fill the quota. 7.5" inches too big? Wear thigh-highs?

>>6371438
i disagree. i know plenty of adventurers

>>6371510
>Samefag

>>6371535
I like how every single one of us love Zettai Ryouiki.

>>6371565
Indeed, good sir. Its one of the world's many wonders. Few things are greater than.

Yup no chance oh well...

heh

>>6371605
That was funny.

>>6371618

> mfw thats me
> except I don't look like Homer Simpson
> and my g/f somehow puts up with me, she thinks I'm hot and great in bed.

uh.. yay?

>>6371843
You sound so gross.

>>6368996
I'm chubbyfat though, would you still accept me?
>LEL because I'm so much more like you than your ideal mate except for adventure time since I never watched that, I like lolita fashion though.

>>6371857
I agree with you PT, that whore has clearly red hair, SHE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED!

>>6371857
This so much.

>>6371857
>>6371871
short dick babbies detected

>>6370299
That feel, bro. I know it.

>>6370469
I want to find a girl like you. Are there even people like this in Georgia?

I just want a girl who's content without constant conversation, loves to cuddle and plays video games.

Being an introvert is suffering.

>>6370770
What did you meant by tomboy-ish? Because I'm a dude and I'm girl-ish.

>>6370299
Come at me bro.

We are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing, and trombones, and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs

Just my type!

>>6371866
I can just imagine her scrolling through the thread and actually going "Fucking redheads, taking all the men!" as she swigs from her deluxe size ramune.

>>6370950
this has to be a troll because holy shit no

>>6370601
It's okay, I'm too shy to speak to women.

But I'll find you.

well that took all night.

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