/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10295187
That gay black butler characternwith the chainsaw.

Harley Quinn

Deadpool

>>10295201
The tranny...

the joker
02
sailor moon

Love Live cosplayers who aren't teens

>>10295187
none, really. let people cosplay whatever they want.
However, if the person is cosplaying something from western comics, chances are we won't much to talk about if they're not into anime/manga/etc.

In terms of whether they're going to be batshit or not? Voltron, anything from BNHA and now KNY.

>>10295187
yfw nearly every girl you've met who has cosplayed Himiko Toga is psycho in some ways.

>>10295340
Psychos cosplaying psychos. Who would have thought that?

Deadpool, Joker, Rorschach, any dude dressed as Thor, anything Homestuck, guys in kigurumis, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy.

Pretty much 95% of BNHA cosplayers. It seems like the go-to and I can't throw a rock without seeing some girl cosplaying one of the main cast like Deku, Bakugo, Toga, or Todoroki with mediocre makeup and an amazon wig trying to make it big on tik-tok.

>>10295187
Yuno Gasai or any yandere character really

Anyone from Dangan Ronpa, but ESPECIALLY Komaeda.

>>10295187
I understand wanting to show off thin waist but the school uniform looks so shit like that what the fuck

>>10295417
This

>>10295187

why do men keep falling for photoshop?

>>10295429
Komaedas, Oumas and pregame Saiharas are the worst ones.

>>10295187
Honestly her ankles are scaring me more than anything else. Why are they so big?

>>10295434
who says they are?

>>10295490
because the kind of workouts you'd do to get thick thighs also make your calf muscles bigger

>>10295490
>>10295434
ugly cosplay bitches jelly they arent thicc only fat

>>10295505
Here we go again. Scrotes out here defending their shooped maidens.

Shitty akatsuki cloak with a backpack and not-scratched headband Evacuate or suffer through the most awkward conversations known to man

>>10295490
it's called kankles

>>10295436
Oh shit I did an ouma cosplaly my bad

>>10295187
All females are whores so it doesn't really matter.

>>10295187
Those are some ugly ass fucking feet

>>10295434
They've never seen women irl. Leaving the basement is too hard.

>>10295674
yeah them shits are nasty

>>10295304
>>10295366
Doesn't these just translate to anything mainstream and FotM? Not that I disagree on these usually being the sloppiest and laziest ones but it's more a sign of being a casual or attention whore than batshit nuts.

>>10295340
like that irl yandere who almost killed his bf in japan

>>10295434
Same reason they fall for makeup.

>>10295208
Why sailor moon?

>>10295434
They're not photoshopped believe it or not. That's actually that cosplayers body. The post videos on IG. I didn't believe it until I saw the videos.

>>10295187
Astolfo from Fate

>>10295434
nigga nobody is falling for shit. It's not like we are going to fuck them, we just want to look at those pictures, don't be a mad hoe

>>10296299
uh ok retard

>>10296350
t. ugly mad hoe who needs 5 pounds of makeup to look half decent

None. I DO make sure to steer clear of the thirsty chicks that are clearly underage wearing napkin nipple tier cosplays though. I have a habit of cosplaying smug assholes that just so happen to be FOTM yaoi bait husbandos and they go full autist when they see me. Funniest one was when I was Niles from Fire Emblem and I asked a group of [generic idol anime] cosplayers if they were using an empty chair and they said i could use it if they could all take my picture. But I worded it weird so they thought I was going to sit with them when I instead just took the chair and left to go sit at another table.

>>10296256
Dude, Snow and other apps can literally shoop a person's body in video too. Don't be fooled. Check out her PULL thread if you want proof of her photoshopping every single one of her features.

>>10296373
what does OP look like to you??

>>10295501
Your ankles don’t disappear or enlarged from calf exercises.

>>10296408
Who is this?

>>10296418
>mfw genetically have big calves
>mfw will never have dainty ankles
If your calves are big, yes it will affect the look of your ankles.

>>10296398
Full autist = wanting to meet new people. Alrighty then mate

>>10296532
Excuse me for being a dude in my late 20’s and not wanting to befriend 14 year old girls. A picture and greeting is enough.

>>10295434
The easiest lies to sell are those people want to believe

What happened to the danganronpa fandom that made them start getting mentioned in these threads? I remember it being pretty cool back when the series was still going.

Disney princesses. Anyone 25+ who dresses up like a kid's princess for a living isn't in a stable mental state.

>>10296556
You didn't mention ages until now. I see

>>10296649
It's full of batshit crazy people with shitty sense of humour and 95% of the fandom is either physically or mentally under 16-year-old kids who are kinning the characters.

>>10296731
I really only barely get the whole "kinning" thing, but it seems like a lot of what shat up the Danganronpa fan base. Most Danganronpa characters are deranged assholes, then you have a bunch of dumb teens going "this is literally me" and emulating that behavior.

>>10295187
Harley. No doubt

>>10295187
cross players

Most all are sexist racist homophobs.

>>10295429
common junko is the worst & we know it

>>10295229
>sailor moon
what happened? are the older hags who were fans in the 90s and early 2000s grandfathered in?

>>10297413
bait but ok

>>10295187
my favorite characters usually :(

>>10296689
>for a living
what?
Did a face character at a park traumatize you?

>>10297896
No
Have you ever seen those girls on social media? Not a single one isn't batshit nuts.

>>10297896
I think they mean the girls who do birthday parties, and yes, many of them are nuts. They can't seem to separate themselves from the job and spend their time trying to get their makeup exactly like the girls at the parks and circlejerking about what character they think they would get cast as in the parks.
It used to be just a job and some people also cosplayed the characters too but now there are all these girls trying to get IG famous for looking the most like Elsa and being the person who's cosplayed the most unnecessary crossover versions of Snow White

>>10295187
All cosplay is a red flag, its all just status.

>>10295187
Flabby thighs gross :/

Snufkin cosplayers, especially guys.

>>10295187
The tiles and wall trim are all crooked where she photoshopped her butt and her lower leg. Why photoshop the lower leg??

>>10298590
Care to elaborate why?

>>10298653
I'm blind, can you point it out?

Astolfo and Felix.

>>10299030
based and titty pilled

>>10297862
I think we're rolling in Sailor Jamboree drama.

>>10295187
Deadpool cuz tumblr drones.

That said, I have mixed feelings for the thotsplayer in the OP, I want to protect her, take good care of her, but I also want to kidnap her and fuck her in the ass , whip her, slap her, spit in her mouth, etc.

>>10297862
>AX 2007
My second AX ever

>>10299030
Probably the only thing I dislike about that manga. I literally love everything else but goddamn that fucking guy cannot draw women beyond that specific design unless they're ugly as sin.

>>10299108
jesus christ what the fuck

>>10299030
This is hilarious, it sounds like advice from a middle school boy that draws lewds in ms paint during computer class.

>>10299208

Many shounen and shoujo manga artists start as teens so it's not surprising his approach to female anatomy is that of a teenage boy since that's likely when he began.

>>10299222
I guess? Artists in general start drawing when they’re young but they usually learn and improve.

>>10299229

If he is drawing in relatively the same style to maintain consistency for the manga it's either an intentional decision or acquired habits; either way related to how he drew when he started.

>>10299236
Manga artists visibly evolve their style over time, compare the first volume of any series to the last one.
He's just actively choosing not to learn any better.

>>10299208
He's the most successful mangaka in the world, with a net worth of over 200 million dollars, he has been pumping out quality content for over 20 years, married(his wife was cosplaying one of his characters when they first met) with two kids

>>10298937
Not that anon, but here. Notice the blurred lines on the tile around where she edited her thighs.
I fucking despise fegalvo.

>>10299610
>blurred lines
thats called lighting.
not saying the pic isn't photo shopped, but it's not an unrealistic body.

i think she really does just look like this

>>10299618
The body being realistic or not doesnt matter. That isnt the point.

>>10299604
Doesn’t change the fact that he gives shitty art advice.

>Stay strong and dedicated
You have to admit this sounds pathetic, big titty anime girls with no space for organs isn’t some grand cause.

>>10299639
>he's having fun with his fanmail, what a cringelord
nah

>>10299030
>One Piece girls are unreali-

>>10299248
He’s not actively choosing to ‘get better’ because he’s not following your standards of what’s better. It’s obvious he just likes the extreme hourglass silhouette in women and chooses to draw his attractive characters that way. Is he capable of drawing different body types? Yes. Does he want to? No. Does he have to? Up for debate since there’s no narrative reason all his women can’t all be sexy, though there are some ethical iffy points with that.

>>10299618
Yes because lighting suddendly makes lines on the floor fade out.

>>10299651
Idk man, every dude I’ve met that only draws women with porn proportions has a massive victim complex about it.

>>10299668
>Does he want to? No.
That's the caveat right there.
That's what makes him a shitty artist.

>>10299610
Thanks! I absolutely wouldn't have seen that otherwise

>this kills the coombrain

>>10299788
Especially *only* in spots near her thighs.
>>10300004
Just doing gods work.

>>10300008

>>10299658
>One Piece girls are realistic, here look at this woman whose huge tits will distract you from the fact that she doesn't have the same waistline as the mangaka's drawings because that would be humanly impossible

>>10299788
>>10300009
>>10299610
based thot patrol, thank you for your service and bringing justice to this clown world

>>10299618
beta, whiteknight orbiter coomer, truly a shame to behold. crawl back to /v/ and perish

>>10295434
Who cares

>>10300008
>>10300012
https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s1Xl95oxMK7r

>>10299901
When did you meet Oda?

>>10300098
95% of the males that visit this board are coomer crossboarders. It's sad.

>>10299236
If he draws them differently, it will upset the readers.

>>10300008
Shes cute in both. She just shopped the HQ photo to look closer to the original material. How can /cgl/ rag on bros so much for being "fooled" by this stuff when they cant even understand the point of using photoshop? Chicks always shit on each other for the dumbest stuff then get mad when guys are too dense to give a shit about their autistic toxic nitpicky in house rules. Stop giving a fuck just get along jesus.

>>10301170
No harm in enlightening people.

>>10298267
Technically you're right, but since being on 4chan is a bigger redflag, just let it slide.

>>10295366
For a moment I was thinking: "what nigga os cosplaying a dead psychologist?"

>>10300008
>>10300012
I hate to tell you this, but most guys are still gonna' find the undoctored photos attractive. None of them are really so stupid they don't think women edit photos, and past that, most of them are just going to be impressed she looks pretty still sans editing.

>>10301170
I don't really even see anything that edited. In one, she's arching her back or twisted to show off the waistline. In another, she's just got a casual stature since she's chilling. It isn't really even shopped, just angles and posture.

>>10302754
The face is completely different but okay.

>>10302751
Women don't do this stuff for male attention, anon. Hate to break it to you. It's precisely because of what you said: men will find anything attractive.
They do it to look better on the Internet in general, gain fame and views and whatever. It's not specifically aimed at men.

>>10302755
Her face isn't different. She's just not smiling in the professional photos. That one is a fake smile a lot of models use so they don't have smile lines. Most people don't truly smile when taking photos for a reason. The first is hardly different looking at all outside she's not got lipstick on. No. It's not that men will find anything attractive. She's just not ugly.

>>10302755
Bow your head slightly, chin down, and don't truly smile, and you too can pose for professional images.

>>10295434
Literally jealous roastie tier

>>10300098
>tfw no good thousand eyed titan or general shadow cosplayers

>>10295434
We don't, it is just not socially acceptable to call it out since literally every woman does one of both.

>>10299623
Unacceptable anon. She must be fake.

>>10299618
a tiny-waisted woman having a huge ass and big tits is actually pretty unrealistic. it doesn't naturally happen often

Maybe it is uncommon among average white people but a large quantity of nonwhite or just fit women who work out have small waists with larger butts and depending on their genes varying chest sizes.

>>10303898
You should leave the basement more

>>10303948
Definitely not Asian women, though.

>>10295187
lamooo what's her height? she looks 5ft

>>10303948
Black or latina, sure.

White or asian, no.

>>10299030
>just think of the female figure as three circles and one X
>your female readers will send you many criticisms. Try to remain strong and dedicated
we are reaching based levels that shouldn't be possible

>>10296425
Fegalvao

>>10302758
You will never fuck her, shut up.

>>10303661
what is that

All races can have perfect curves. It's not common but with lifting heavy + good genetics/surgery anyone can get an hourglass

>>10300012
Photoshop can only do so much. Good lighting and photography, and actually intentional posing for photos carries it to a point wherever it can look that good with touch-ups.

>>10296408
She uploaded a video doing poledance where you could appreciate she isnt photoshopped.
What app on earth could modify so perfectly such a video.

You girls just jelly as fuck

>>10304736

Nayrt and she could have a naturallt hourglass body but Snow and other apps allow you to easily filter video.

>>10304326
With my non-existent penis? That's your argument? That since I disagree, that must mean I have a penis to fuck her with?

>>10304912
No one said anything about having a penis.

>>10304030
>>10304275
>>10303898
jelly roasties. Just seach for Lin ShiShi, she literally has a one piece figure and none of them were shooped as she also do live guesting and interviews on tv. She just like to workout alot, which you landwhales have never even tried in ur life

>>10305216
Exceptions always exist, anon. There's curveless-thin black or Latino women, busty curvy Asian women, etc. But they're the minority.

>>10305230
Don't bother replying to the scrote/white knight battle cry of "j-jealous roasties!!"

He lives in a dream land, there's nothing you can do about it. We are all fat land whales as far as he is concerned.

>>10305216
>actually believing lin shishi's breasts are real whatsoever
holy shit, scrotes really have no sense of what implants look like huh?

As we sit here and argue hourglass figure, it really feels kind of pointless because is there really a single character in the cast who does look normal? Really? Because every other character on the show looks like a realistic portrayal & that's why it's an issue that the women have unrealistic bodies.
>>10305230
That's why we shouldn't have animations with black people in the U.S. They're a minority therefore it's unrealistic. That's a dumb argument, isn't it?
>>10305234
That's because with the way everyone is responding, it's only proving the scrote collective's point.

Did everyone's brains fall out?

>>10296256
Lmao you are so fucking dumb, she openly admits that she shops her photo. cope harder.

>>10299651
This if anyone is retarded enough to take advice from someone who sees criticism as a form of attack from wamyn that’s their fault.

Ignoring the girl herself, this background screams "I'm such a nerd girl! NERD NERD NERD! uwu"

Fucking cringe

>>10305436
It looks like her room?? Why wouldn't she have things she likes? I doubt people actually hang shit in their own room that they don't like.

>>10305467
Apparently you've never heard of fake nerd girls. They're a whole thing

>>10300129
Hahaha did you record this? This is amazing

>>10304330
A spade in a costume

>>10305491
I both love & hate women at the same time! Mostly I'm just afraid of talking to them.

>>10295187
Don't care, didnt ask, plus you're a tranny

>>10295187
all of them, cosplay is fucking gay as fuck and people need to grow up and stop this shit. 99% of people who do this are fat cunts who never look like who they're supposed to and are just an embarrassment; basically it's an excuse for losers to pretend they're someone else for the day i.e. someone who's not a pathetic waste of skin

>>10295187
Joker from Persona 5. It's become the new Kirito- aka low effort male cosplay.

What's your opinion?

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1576427787406.webm

>>10304165
god is there anything better?

>>10295187
Red flags of what, exactly?

>>10305538
Where do you think you are?

>>10295187
Ok, I’m gonna bite, who is this?

>>10305591

tol>smol

>>10299658
ew at that muffintop

>>10305653

jealous flattie

>>10305654
Nayrt but the tall one looks like the flattie. Sucks to be fat and flat. It doesn't help that she's slouching too.

>>10305654
im a guy

>>10305646
Amazons and shortstacks are on equal levels of perfection.

>>10295434
Seething

>>10305653
you can see the exact moment she tries to suck it in too

>>10305646
>death by snu-snu

>>10305476
A whole made up thing, even girls who attempt to use the cute geek girl angle for efame still like that stuff.

>>10296257
There was some Irish guy I met and took pics with who cosplayed him at some con, wig was wrong tho but he was a legend. We walked up to the fucking anime man and asked him if he hates anime then flashed him. Saw him again as /x/-tan recently

Zero Suit Samus because none of them have ever played any Metroid game and that actually triggers me.

Ive been going to cons for 15+ yrs. Dont even fucking get me started on red flag cosplays.

>any fakeboi cosplaying from a yaoi
>cosplays from cartoons like bob's burgers or steven universe
>mlp cosplayers both men and women
>meme cosplayers like knuckles with a huge stuffed ball of socks in the crotch asking ppl if dey no da wey
>any female body suit cosplayers like samus, d.va, 02, etc
>cosplaying as problematic adults from animes like Jiraiya from Naruto
>L from death note cosplayers
>ciel phantomhive in a dress cosplayers
>girls crossplaying as deku and bakugo
>any yandere cosplay
>any genderbent cosplay
>asian cosplayers dressed as black characters
>gamzee or karkat cosplayers and most troll cosplays
>most legit lolitas. Straight up elitist bitches with constant drama over brand shits. Idk
>any team fortress 2 cosplayers, especially spies
>cis men dressed as "cute cat boys," complete with extremely bushy cat ears, tail, paws, and collar with bell
>girls cosplaying from hentai like Taimanin Asagi
>pokemen or pokebikinis
>sexy version of any fucking cosplay
>sexy version of child characters worn by anyone 25+ yrs old
>spike spiegel cosplays
>zacharie from OFF cosplayers
>any cosplayer from a tumblr popular series like BNHA, Superwholockpotter, good omens, etc
>any fucking disney cosplay. Those people are straight up crazy late 30's wannabe youtube stars.

I can go on all day. This is half my fucking list.

>>10305932
>>zacharie from OFF cosplayers
This one hurts the most. OFF doesn't deserve that shit.

Also I'm surprised there's any actual Taimanin cosplayers, crazy or not. Their outfits aren't exactly simple.

>>10305933

OFF was so good. Lots of great content and cosplays. Just the Zacharie cosplayers were always overly-familiar or touchy. Most of them were fujoshis in disguise who shipped batter/zacharie. Only good Zacharie i ever met was one who built themselves a prop swan boat.

I was surprised too, but i have seen them. Only twice luckily. The 2nd time was particularly alarming because the girls looked very VERY young. Like barely 18 yrs old, posing for photos doing an ahegao face. Outfits are no more complicated than the thot girls from Mortal Kombat

>>10305216

>>10305932
>>girls cosplaying from hentai like Taimanin Asagi
sounds based

>>10300012
>>10300008
I don't know a straight dude that would say no to fucking that,

>>10305926

same with 2B cosplayers

Sex dolls are getting better every year. An ideal hole to grab and fuck whenever you want...

Is there even a purpose for females any more?

>>10305957
Mating, you retard

>>10305958
Do you really think modern females are capable ot raising a child?

Like, what kind of pathetic malr would accept that his baby's mother has had 5 other guys inside her?

>>10305963

The kind that is actually a normal confident human capable of getting a girl to plan to have a kid with him in the first place. Unlike the annoying r9k incels who keep showing up here.

>>10303661
an ape in a wig and sailor outfit

>>10305966
How is saying "my wife has fucked other men" part of being "confident"?

>>10305944
photoshoped

>>10305969

He's not so insecure about his own sexual or general value as a person that he is obsessed with how many dicks have been in any woman he has fucked or wants kids with.

Men who are hyper focused on their women veing virgins for reasons like "she has had other dicks oh no I'll never be as good as those guys no matter how hard I try" like a ton of incels express feeling sort of just show their own lack of confidence in themselves or their ability to make people happy sexually or just in ways that are more important than sex in a relationship.

The obsession with sex and who is having sex with what people beyond making sure you stay healthy and disease free is usually a sign of someone insecure they aren't getting enough of it.

>>10305971
tl;dr

Maybe you shouldn't be a whore.

>>10305942

most straight dudes have zero standards
doesnt change the fact she photoshops her pics

>>10305975
>>10305971
Actually, maybe i should clarify.

I could not care less if you're a whore. I don't care about you. You are worthless to me.

The problem is that whores go out of their way to try and make every other women a whore, make them less attractive to men, ruin existing relationships, work in every way possible in order to make themselves look better by comparison and avoid criticism. You honestly deserve to be raped and beaten to death for how you corrupt young girls.

>>10305979

I'm a virgin and have only ever have one boyfriend who kept trying to pressure me into varipus forms of sex and I dumped him because of it. But okay? I'm just going based off of the personality traits I've seen expressed from incels and other people.

You don't have to be a whore to see that men obsessed with virginity see women as nothing more than sex objects and if their "toy" is not brand new they chimp out like a stupid toddler.

Your reaction just proves that your obsession with pussy you can't get runs so deep that you wish (even jokinly or as a troll) awful things on people purely for being a female that is aware of and acknowledges that women have value beyond sexual.

>>10305979

Men are the ones trying to turn women into whores getting pissed at us for not putting out just because they were polite to us once and somehow that makes them "such a nice guy" entitled to sex with us because they treated us like a decent human. Men are worse with women who are virgins about trying to be our first and a bunch of other bullshit to the point where I honestly want to just stay a virgin forever to spite men who only even value virgins in the first place because they're more appealing for those with petty insecurities to put their dick in or because of older guys with fetishes for "corrupting" young girls.

>>10305979
I'm so tired of men pretending to be victims over non-issues. Women being whores benefits men over everyone else. It means you all get the sex that you so you literally kill people over. You win in that regard. It's not like people like you are capable of being in love or caring about any needs other than your own.

>>10306007
>Women being whores benefits men over everyone else.

You are the ones getting paid simply to fulfil a biological need. Sex should be free.
Women don't need to pay for it.

>>10305932
>any team fortress 2 cosplayers, especially spies

Absolutely ZERO fun allowed

>>10306008

Every woman is not a prostitute. It isn't normal women's fault you're such an awful person intent on blaming others for your problems rather than working on being a decent human to others that no one wants you and you choose to pay for sex. No hooker on the fucking planet is forcing men to pay to sleep with them. Low quality men go seek that shit out because they're the real desperate whores.

>>10306012
Exactly. Men hate whores because really, they aren't that different from them and it makes them sick. They discover that they themselves have as little value as a whores they see themselves as superior they are.

>>10306012
Men have low sexual value because they themselves are all a bunch of whores.

>>10306007
>>10306016

Thank god the fucking incel overload that's been around here recently is finally being put in check. When we give scrotes an inch they take a mile and try to turn cgl into /r9k/ or /b/ with their illogical raving about women being roastie whores and wanting to fuck virginal lolis.

I want them to leave so we can bond over our frilly shit in peace. Normal cosplay dudes, brolitas and oujis can stay, sure, but incels spewing garbage need to fuck off.

>>10306011

Bro, its 2019. TF2 was released almost over 12 years ago.
Not only that, but spy cosplayers tend to be the hardest fucking memers. Like 25 - 35 yr old memers. Ive had several spy cosplayers try to show me memes on their phone in the middle of a con. Complete fucking strangers. People dont share the same humor as you. And im trying to have a conversation with my friends. Dont interrupt us so you can show us your memes.
Please learn to respect stranger's boundaries.

>>10306073
>Bro, its 2019. TF2 was released almost over 12 years ago.
>spy cosplayers tend to be the hardest fucking memers
>Like 25 - 35 yr old memers
>Ive had several spy cosplayers try to show me memes on their phone in the middle of a con
>Complete fucking strangers
>People dont share the same humor as you

>>10305860
Yeah, no. They pretend, to cater to the lonely nerd crowd. Beautiful girls don't sit around watching anime and gaming all day, sorry to kill your fantasy.

>>10305963
More like 10. The national average is 7 and going up every year. Poor incels think 5 is "a lot" already

>>10305963
Everyone getting laid & having kids to raise except you, that's who. At the end of the day, you're still left forlorn observing other people's kids giggle, run around, and tug their parents' shirts for that plush toy on the store shelf.

>>10306004
>>10306000
See... even the fabled unicorns you are as "pure" are getting sick of your shit.

>>10306082
>Beautiful girls don't sit around watching anime and gaming all day
Anime and gaming are ugly people hobby. If guys gave up anime and gaming, maybe they would be able to get a gf.

>>10305979
So, you just told a virgin that she should be raped and beaten to death.
>>10306000
>>10306004
How ironic is it that the 'fabled unicorns' are as sick of incel shit as the whores?

>>10306016
kek,this
men need to be reminded of their market value,especially the scrotes from r9k and b.
If anything,they should be discarded like the leftovers they are. All they can seem to do is screech at presumed "roasties" over the internet and blame feminism as to why they can't find a suitable girlfriend (or a girl at all)

>>10306096
i'm a "fabled unicorn" according to these sad ballsacks and highly seconding.
I'm into women anyway lel, which is also why i never approached a single dick in my life,it's fun to watch them seethe when they know and it hits them that the world doesn't revolve around them.
>inb4 i'm just a big slooty meanie dyke roastie!1! because that's what helps them sleep at night knowing even their mom are disappointed in them

Welcome to /cgl/, motherfuckers. The land of the fabled unicorn where even the succubi have counts in the single digits.

>noooooo stop having sex
>you’ll never be happy stop it noooo
>no man will want you the guys you already fucked don’t count
>why do you get to have sex but not me it’s not fair aaahh
>nooooooooo stop stop don’t even look at a black guy nooooo
lol incels

>>10306110
kek i read it in the tone of Hermione in the LEVIOSA video
>nooo stop it rooooon

>>10305436
Most of weeby/nerd girls rooms give me these vibes. Too often it feels like they just hoarded as much as possible as easily and as cheap as possible and didn't really care what it is, as long as it's pink or gaming/anime. Also no, a 20 figure collection consisting of nothing but prize figures isn't impressive.

>>10306145

If they happen to like gaming and anime stuff but pink versions of that stuff they're not suddenly invalid as a lover of a hobby just because you don't like or are not impressed by the amount or type of plastic they own.

Why was cosplaying ouma bad? I tried it for fun once

>>10306110
This dog meme is going too far

>>10306150
Ouma himself is A Character™ but most Ouma cosplayers are yandere kinnies

>>10306094
They are not necessarily ugly people hobbies but they are definitely introvert/social retard hobbies. Beautiful girls aren't often social retards, so they nearly always have more normal/mainstream hobbies.

>>10306189

>>10306145
Men do this "fake nerd" shit too though. I've met several like that. It's not a gender thing, it's more just because nerdy has become trendy

Women are so confident in how little previous sexual history matters that they always tell the truth about it to guys they want to date

Because rational and valuable men look at a woman and think "gosh, the mouth that took 5 different guys cocks is what i want kissing my baby". Only one of those incels would disagree.

>>10306268

I've never been with a guy but someone clearly doesn't brush their teeth or is just a retard if they think in the 9 months it takes to gestate a human child that there is somehow still dick residue from men a woman was with before the current father in her mouth.

Why are scrotes so stupid?

>>10295187
Harley Quinn
Deadpool
joker
Attack on Titan shit
My Hero Academia shit

>>10306270
Why lie about it then?

You tell your boyfriend how many cocks you've had inside you and he'll say "that's great. Thr more the merrier!" because he's such a brave and progredsive male .

>>10305653
ok ana-chan

>>10305711
>btw im a guy
gross, get out!

>>10306280
Can't wait for all you insecure scrotes to neck yourselves over it

>>10300008
>>10300012
I legitimately find her much more attractive in the video stills than the shopped pictures.

>>10306167
I had to look it up, so they act weird about it while cosplaying? I only just posed for a picture and that's it. But then again I wasn't cosplaying at a convention.

>>10306268
Because most men who are in a relationship with someone they want a kid with, had plenty of pussy themselves before and absolutely don't care about it, knowing that sexual activity is normal, thus don't even ask about it.
If anything, more experience is usually welcome for better sex, but you wouldn't know about that.

>>10295434
I'm not into the girl herself, photoshopped or not, I just think the outfits are hot.

>>10306331
Ahh yess.

The old "kevin and greg taught my wife how to suck dick and that's a good thing" argument.

Just accept that you're a mindless whore and stop trying these pathetic justifications.

>>10295340
That’s kind of the idea

>>10295187
Any /mlp/ cosplay

>>10295434
comforting lies > uncomfortable truths

>>10305495
Why would you fear simply talking to them? I mean I can understand not asking them out because you fear rejection and/or accusations of verbal rape, but just talking to them about normal stuff should be easy.

>>10306378
What's wrong, afraid you can't stack up to kevin and greg between the sheets? Worried you're not big enough or good enough to satisfy her after they did?

>>10306385
>I can understand not asking them out because you fear rejection and/or accusations of verbal rape
Fucking hell this is me. I know, on a reasonable level, that it's not that likely, but I'm so unclear on what's considered an appropriate amount of sexual aggression on any given day and so nervous that I'm likely to sperg out and be inappropriate that I'm completely paralyzed when it comes to trying to make a move. I feel extra bad because I know I keep leaving girls feel like they've been blown off but I just don't fucking know how to progress things without making an absolute ass of myself.

>>10306403
Not dating someone who eats shit doesn't mean your insecure about the shit; it means you're just disgusted.

>>10306411
Except having sex is normal and eating shit isn't. You're more like a lifelong vegan who refuses to date somebody because they've eaten meat before.

>>10306415
I don't think being a whore like you is normal.

I went to a con as Spider-Man once, I noticied a lot of Marvel cosplayers (the usual cringe Deadpool) are stupid and fucking annoying
Heres one no one talks about:
People who cosplay Iron Man, but try to imitate Robert Downey Jr's style, face, and attitude, they always end up coming off as annoyingly confident and just stupid at times so theres that

>>10306417
I'm a dude (not that you're likely to believe it), I'm just not some incel retard who only wants to fuck virgins.

>>10306378
Speaking as a whorish man: I don’t even think about who the people I’m seeing have been with. It would be weird if they were virgins & I’d be worried about them catching feelings

You and the rest of /r9k/ have very naïve, childish ideas about relationships

>>10306417
Oh and it absolutely is normal to have been with 5+ people for both sexes

>low-value men bickering with low-value women

>>10306418

God this is so accurate

>>10306430
He needs to hydrate.

>>10306430

Most women don't want meathead gym rats. But okay.

>>10306474
Cope

>>10306476

Do you really think chicks into frilly Japanese dresses are interested in Jersey Shore looking fucks?

Have you not seen the type of twinks people post in the Attractive Male Cosplay thread? I'm not into either extreme and prefer average looking guys but it's not insane to think that a lot of women don't want guys who look like they eat bowls of steroids for breakfast.

>>10306474
You'd have a much higher chance of being successful with women looking like a gym rat than looking like a soft pudgesicle neckbeard.

>>10306524

Women not finding gym rats ideal doesn't mean they want the opposite end of the spectrum (or really worse than the opposite, cause neckbeards usually have shit mlady "nice guy" incel personalities too).

>>10306520
These emcels want skunny subkissive males because they're controlling whores who couldn't handle anything but a walking vagina. Some can't even handle the weakest of males so they go lesbian.

This is mental illness you find in lolita.

>>10306592
Kek. The level of seething and bitterness is hilarious. Sounds like you are just another scrote who came to cgl thinking you can get a cute loli gf, but was sorely disappointed, so now your venting looking for sympathy. Poor you.