/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10844342
The only time I brought my big bother to meet my cos senpai, the first thing he said was "One in five women have banged a dog, and I see five women here."

>>10347329
Two lolitas from our comm were sitting in the park when some pervert came over and flashed them. One of the girls had a stroke. The other couldn't reach.

>>10285359
I hear you. I reamed Pixyteri up the bum-bum this week and I haven't stopped crying since.

>walking through hotel
>see swimsuit MeMeMe cosplayer
>"Hey, nice!"
>she gives me a look
>mfw I notice she was coming from the hotel pool
>mfw I just creeped on a random teenager with blue hair

>>10123718
Are you sure you were his girlfriend and not just his stalker?

You're in the club and this girl walks up and slaps your boyfriend's ass. What do you do?

>>9925357
I wasn't calling YOU Momokun. Just saying, a lot of Instathots are not in good shape. They just need to appeal to turbo-neckbeards.

>>9736740
This board is full of ">saw a tween girl >she was a THOT" posts.

Then again, this hobby is full of THOTlers.

I heard that Jessica Nigri is only mean to fans because one guy with flashing props made her cat have a seizure at Bubucon. Is this true?

My bf insists on spanking me when I misbehave. God my ass hurts.

>tfw not enough Pretty Princess Points to buy burando, and daddy hasn't filled your tendie bowl in hours

>>9609823
I still don't understand why this board always talks about thong diapers

>making conversation at the meet
>take a sip of my tea
>mfw it was actually bone hurting juice

>>9361720
This one? I didn't find it funny, but I made it my mom's desktop wallpaper anyway.