/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be girl (female)
>dress up as Astolfo
>planet-sized bitch approaches me at the con
>"Ooh! Awe you weawwy a twappy wappy? uwu"
>she reaches to grab me by the crotch
>screech at the top of my lungs and slap her
>mfw her rail-thin mother appears and starts yelling at me

>when the new girl farts on her period and the red mist stains everyone's dresses
How do you even handle this? Forty lashes?

Met a really creepy dude at the con, and now he's dating my older sister. MFW

We were talking about relationships at tea last weekend and one girl said (with 0 sarcasm) "I'm not single, but my boyfriend is."

Girl, have some self-respect.

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. Ordinary women spent their money on fancy clothes for you to marvel at. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? No coord was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a lolita.

What it WAS meant to be was a fun way for girls to feel angelic and pretty, and I just checked the #lolita tag on Tumblr and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is the coord blouse-less? Sure. Is it wig-less? Maybe. Are the tights purchased from Spencer's Gifts? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to witness this painstakingly-crafted Jfash and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most elegant fashion trends in recent history.

Lolitas don't owe you their beauty. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION blogs of it.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

>friend takes a cos-picture showing off her ass
>top comment is "BRAAAPPPPP"

Which one of you did this?

>opens guidebook
>See's panel with a hint of sjw
>Fanservice Gone Wrong"

>>9459995
>Yaoi and You: A Feminist Perspective
>Rape culture
>Can a feminist really enjoy boy love

Lawd have mercy!

>>9455903
Or some doughy white chick with a mohawk reading blogposts.

>when your little sister's skirt is too short to cover her nuts

Lrn 2 Jfash plz.

The two fattest chicks in my comm just got married and I'm still single

>>9265066
You need to cut back on the racism. But yeah, kick your sister in the cookie and have a serious conversation because that is beyond fucked up. I'd be livid.

>>9237676

Was driving home from a con and totally pooped myself. (Luckily NOT wearing my dress!)

I felt so pretty all weekend, and this was a real call back to reality.

>playing Pokemon Go in the park
>cute girl walks by, also playing
>she laughs and says "I love you."
>"Uh, th-thanks. Me too."

>tfw no Poke-gf

>MTAC 2014
>drive five hours to the venue
>"Sorry. We're out of walk-in badges."
>drive five hours home

I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED THIS TODAY AND GOT SO MAD

>tfw didn't get the day off on July 2
>tfw can't go to the con

Sucks. Maybe I should e-mail my boss, sorta like "Hey, I put in a request weeks ago - Did you mean to work me on this day?"

It's a shit-con in the ghetto, but I gotta meet Panty and Stocking.

>tfw work didn't let me off for the day of the con

It's still a few weeks off. Maybe if I ask again, like "Hey, did you mean to give me work on this day?" or whatever.

It's a total shit-con in the ghetto, but there are some guests I need to see.

>>9001968
Being flat, I can't sympathize too much.

>forever attracting pedos

>first day of MTAC
>get diarrhea
>second day of MTAC
>get diarrhea and period
>third day of MTAC
>get thrown out of lolita tea party b/c my sailor scout costume isn't lolita
>fair enough, but...
>there were five bitches in there wearing kigurumi

>world's douchiest Naruto cosplayer
>pelvic thrusts at everyone
>gets as close to people as he can without touching them
>coos in their ear and calls them "Sexy widdle baby."
>did it to me
>every hair on my body jumped to attention

He smelled like farts and old watermelon.