/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Going to first larp soon
>Worried that period might stab me in the back
>Modern hygiene is not very fantasy
>According to calculations a good period will come immediately after larp
>Hopes for best
>Suddenly bleeds today
>Two weeks too early
>Rage outweighs happiness

I've been a bleeding creature for several years, why does my period have these fits of twelve year old randumbness? The only way for this to work is for me to have ovulated as soon as my last period ended and that's BULLSHIT.