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>>10628670
When I was like 16 I thought it might impress my crush to play fight with his little brother, who was dressed as Naruto. Then that little shit kicked me full-force in the privates, because he thought it didn't hurt girls.

My legs went dead and I laid gasping for air right in the hotel parking lot. My crush was really apologetic and, looking back, I should have asked him to kiss it better.

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>trying to sell cosplay prop for $20
>some thot offers me a BJ for it
>tell her to come back when she has $20

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>>10235219
TFW some drunk bitch at the con tried to make out with me and pull my boobs out of my shirt, then got MAD when I kneed her in the pussy

Am I in the wrong? Wtff

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>>9973877
Oh my god.

I'm going to D-con. Keep his ass away!

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>lying on bed after tea party
>5 y.o. sister walks in and elbow drops me in the crotch
>mfw

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9630050

How do I become Ig famous??

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>>9569490
Reminds me of when my new tea parties arrived and the post-man said "Sorry, I need a MAN to sign for this."

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I have such a fucking shopping addiction, holy shit.

Somebody helpu me. I'll never get back out of my parents' house at this rate.

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>tfw the fattest chick in your comm lands herself a one-chin while you only get approached by the greasy obesey

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I want to steal the comm leader's boyfriend.

How?

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