/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10546648
Step-cosplayer, I'm stuck in the dryer!!

>>10510602
Went out in cosplay today, but my skirt was too short and a homeless man saw my balls.

>>10456732
>Me: 2 cute 2 poot
>Also me: (poots)

Can anyone relate?

>>10391130
Starting to think cgl is just a bunch of farting DDLG TERFs

>>10347329
>tfw some Splatoon cosplayer offers to suck your dick for $20
Late nights at the con are weird. Obviously I rejected her so I could spend the money at Waffle House.

>>10302360
You just gotta BELIEVE

>>10300889
Aside from the copy of Twilight, this image hasn't aged at all.

I want to see a Ruby Rose cosplayer's bare ass irl. Is that wrong? I don't even watch RWBY.

tfw a cute cosplay girl offered to suck my weenus in her car, but I turned her down and she ended up getting rammed face-down in a puddle of peepee by some Persona 5 guys.

I'm never going to lose my v card.

>>9996986
>walking through AWA with bf
>see some chick dressed as the THOT Patrol
>bf: "Look out. They're here for you."
>mfw

>tfw a Dragon Con thot twerks on your bf with no panties on
It looked like a ham sandwich in a paint mixer.

I picked up a hottie thottie at Anime Blues Con, but when I put my hand in her pants I found a weenie.

>want to take gf to cosplay event at a bar Thursday
>tfw she's only 17

>>9791130
Maybe she has PCOS? Or some other condition that gives women beards.

>>9697216
Happens to me, too. Lolita attracts some pervy bitches.

>>9661544
OP of the ESL-chan post here.

The girl in question moved back to China.

My con crush lives right in the path of Irma and I'm afraid she'll be washed away.

Also, my art is bad and it's making me feel like I don't deserve to live.

>>9622440
I hope you're okay.

>friends take me to see Mulan for my 29th birthday
>decide to cosplay her
>mfw cons sucked ass back then

>finally tell my con crush i'm crazy about him
>ask if he feels the same way
>"honestly? i look at you, and i see only a child in need."
>mfw

What do you do when your con crush lives 20 hours away by car?

I want to touch he bum

I want to be hot for the con next month, but I keep eating IKEA food.

Also I'm on my period and crying because I accidentally imagined what would happen if a kid dropped his cookies in the mud.

>>9387428
>mfw my bf once told me he'd fuck girlyhoot if he had the change

>>9378037
Same. Luckily, I was wearing a thong diaper. When I got home, my daddy spanked me.

>>9367922
I've been there! It's great, huh?

I hope your story has a better ending than ours.

>tfw just had your measurements taken
>B: 94 W:79 H:102
someone kill me