/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Also not sure if this goes here but I'm posting too. Mine's not the WORST but I still have to avoid her to this day

>Be in middle school
>Wanted to be edgelord extreme emo weeb but too poor (in the end thank god)
>Make friends with a few other emo weeb losers at school
>The biggest and most cringiest one becomes my "best friend"
>i.e she won't leave me the fuck alone
>We'll call her S
>S had all the traits of the mega weeb
>Binged all the "main stream" anime and manga and acted like she was grorious nippon expert chan
>Told our teachers about automail from FMA like it was a real thing
>Wrote terribad fanfictions with shitty self insert ocs and even stole mine and our other friend's characters just to write smut about them
>Shitty traced fan art with different outfits that were super gaudy and painfully obviously in a different art style
>Transformers yaoi
>Would literally Naruto run from class to class
>Like even back then I knew this was a total cringe fest
>But I was desperate for friends and it wasn't like I was the most normal person around
>Like I said she wasn't too bad but she was just...Unsettling
>She would constantly try and get me too check out her deviantart to read her Transformer fanfics and art
>Would pretend I would just to get her to shut up
>Would print me out a picture from this one weird ass web comic. every. day.
>I start making new friends who are less weebish and are trying to pull me out of my weeby ways
>Start trying to distance myself from her more and more as school goes on
>wound up getting stuck with her in a sewing class
>S of course sit next to me the whole semester. She makes sure of it.
>S shows me a comic she started to draw in one of her sketchbooks
>remember we hadn't been hanging out much any more
>(also forgot to mention we never really hung out outside of school)
>The comic is about her and I running a bakery and murdering people to put in the food
>Ala Sweeney Todd style
>Horribly drawn
-c-