/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Walk into one of my lectures
>this girl is sitting in my seat
>She's complaining that it's discrimination that the seats aren't wide enough for her
>She has to be 5'4 and 300 pounds, atleast
>sit in the seat next to her
>Talk to my friend Dara about the new Series of unfortunate events
>Hear her grumbling
>Look over just as she says "SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU TO MANSPLAIN TO HER GOD"
>Try to ignore her, but she keeps fucking going
>"YOU FUCKING WHITE MAN YOU'RE SO PRIVLIDGED SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHY YOU THINK ITS GOOD YOUR OPINION IS NOTHING"
>notice she's wearing a fucking dog collar
>mfw she called me out in front of the entire room
>mfw I wanted to die because I'm super shy
>Mfw I am not even a guy