/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

"Mom found my OnlyFans" edition

>>10620786
Never again dating a girl who does a "loli voice"

>love the McRib
>eating one last year
>woman sitting a few tables down farts for ten seconds straight
>will forever associate the McRib with that

It's back, gulls. Our next meetup is at McDonald's and I don't know if I can stomach it this time.

>staying at a shitty motel for the con, because my friend's sister needs a place that accommodates her rat dog
>pooping in the lobby because it has the only clean toilet
>leave bathroom
>see a morbidly obese woman enter with her skinny tween daughters and husband (It's obvious who gets all the food in that household)
>she starts shrieking to the manager about some "black kids" dressed up in "gay" costumes
>smirk to myself, knowing my roommates are freaking out the normies

>enjoy the con, then return to the hotel
>mfw that bitch is eating a heaping bag of McDonald's while her daughters swim in the pool naked

I wanted to take my bf to tea, but he broke his finger fidget spinning.

>>9498126
This made me secondhand want to die.

>>9380115
At the con they say that her butthole grew three sizes that day.

>>9377452
I know, she's like the Patrick Bateman of lolita.