/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Funny Engrish on J-fashion/other Japanese products/Taobao. Trying to find the "YOU ARE ADOPTED" shirt from the last thread.

For those of you who like collecting these (I have tons, I'm a sucker for them), here's some I found.

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.205.bFm8cs&id=23116964142&ns=1#detail
A shirt that was probably supposed to say "Beach", but says "Bench."

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.124.65mUPZ&id=39539603255&ns=1#detail
"Getepalbladle State"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1.w4004-7409404398.8.nIxTGc&id=39511014067
Illegible nonsense in English letters

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.238.AtfdJW&id=40005399582&ns=1#detail
"S ing patter we old ways of th(en?)"

>http://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.347.AtfdJW&id=38761383050
"Do when he twitter that"
"The general he learned via"
"Do when he lea twitter that t was going bad"
"@twitter that the bawas going badly"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.251.xshxSP&id=40324402522&ns=1#detail
"My life can not live without you Mr. 911" x4

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.9KUNNH&id=40309163398&scm=1007.10115.744.0&pvid=59990e90-3609-4d68-918f-ecdbd5271c34
"To you: I will try yo boconle your tuning"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4004-6405815071.8.pZgZZn&id=40405834714
"AC VEGAS
32
GVEI OF LAS VEGAS"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4004-6405815071.26.GvJO8f&id=40423089233
"Iceberg
Dare to eel the dewax"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.260.jgLmSU&id=37687377313&ns=1#detail
"Feeling of flatngs to top of snout & nose"

>http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.124.rk4oj6&id=37629974140&ns=1#detail
"Superlative conspiracy"