/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>dump bf 2 weeks ago and stop talking altogether after I made it clear we're through
>break the silence and text him to ask if he could send back one small thing of mine that I gave him
>he says yes, proceeds to say he wants to be friends again and begs me for 3 HOURS to take him back despite me being blunt as fuck about not liking him
>writes a fuckin' greentext manifesto on /r9k/ about EVERY detail of our relationship (except when he was frequently a dick to me) for pity
>tfw can't block his number for good because I need to be on his good side until I get that thing back
>tfw have to tolerate "I KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME A LOT DEEP DOWN" for hours straight
>tfw he thinks I'm kidding when I say that I'm more interested in his crazy grunge lesbian friend than him

jesus fucking christ