/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Its not the worse but...
[my gf is short with black hair, dark skin, and big eyes - this comes into slight play later]

> Decide to hit up local con with gf
> In artist alley and business is as usual
> This group of girls keep showing up like
> "Your art is sooo x30 cute! / you look like Kaya, sooo x30 cute!" to my gf
> Many times tell them that its mine, are you buying?
> Later, leave her to work the booth while I buy lunch
> Come back and see a little group - think they want commissions
> "Hey Kaya, wanna see our COOL room?"
> Nope, same group here to hit on my girl
> Chase 'em off (politely) and back to B.A.U.
> Hours pass, gf starts thousand yard staring into her DS
> "Go look around. Pick me up some Calpico too."
> Got busy after this and by the time I finish a comm I realize its been at least an hr
> They're marathoning Ghibli movies in the viewing room so maybe...
> At hr 1.5, get up and look for her
> Find her immediately while passing the dealer's room
> Her eyes are literally plate sized and those hoes from the table are around her again
> Spots me and trots over
> She shoves my drink at me then flees like Shinji back to the table
> Get out of her that since she recognized them from earlier, she decided to sit and chat
> Small talk went from fav animes to asking if she'd cosplay next year to asking if she had a room and if she wanted to come back and be the loli to their orgy
> "I never thought I'd see a dark lolita in real life"
> "How often do you masturbate?"
> "Do you think you could like piss play?"
> At that point I'd walked by
> She and her group come by an hour or so before we shut down
> Chase 'em off (not so politely)
> Last thing she says is "You wouldn't understand what its like to be a lesbian!"
> "I am a lesbian!"

Also found out later that Kaya is that girl from the lolicon porn game Girlish Grimoire or some such. And this girl and her group of peeing bitches are in my design class.