/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10882861
>girl in our comm says she's having trouble "making ends meet"
>tell her I've also had a lot of expenses
>"No, I'm talking about my diaper."
>hear tape ripping under her petticoat, and a wet diaper falls to her ankles

>>10844342
Girl from our comm said that her brother is an old man. I told her he's a hot old man and I'd bang him. She got mad and started calling me "down bad" and a "thot." I'm a virgin. Is it possible she's just salty because she's worn Squirrel Birthday ten weeks in a row?

>>10807906
I always spread my cooch and asshole for my gay pals so I know how you feel.

>>10752455
Great. Now whenever I see shit on the floor at cons, I'll wonder if it's human.

>>10620786
When everyone is pretending not to notice the new girl's cameltoe.

>>10520315
'Twas the meet before Christmas, and all through the board,
not a loli was willing to fart in her coord.
Our bloomers were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that our butts didn't fill them with air.

I'm the anon who's reposted the HC petition on /cgl/, I'm not the person who has actually started the petition.
Also, come on with "spamming" thing, it was like one post per thread. No salt deliveries until after 8:30 pm.

Hot glue everywhere edition.

>>10320514
Then you've got a bit of this self-aware humour

My friends agreed to a bondage cosplay photoshoot.
Time to starts a patreon and get money from coomers

No bloomers edition.

I really wanna go to a local tea party on Friday, but it's scheduled just two hours after my colonoscopy. Can I do both?

>when you forget to wax your butthole before inspection, but the comm mother gives you full marks and says "the hair was a nice touch"

Am I finally a real lolita?

>>10128862
Love the photo, hate the dress. Sasuga neo-moitie, it used to be the other way around

>>10109974
based

dab on the mods to make them stop deleting so much.
I'm all for deleting troll posts or whatever, but they are over doing it.

When gull friends ghost me, should I just be honest about how much I miss them?

Three lolitas from our comm were sitting on a park bench when some creep came and flashed them.

Two of the girls had a stroke.

The third one couldn't reach.

Feelier edition.

Hey feels thread, guess who just missed out on a costume contest with a $750 prize because he had food poisoning... THIS GULL!

>>10017323
Oh, didn't see this post! I'm not a pro either, but if you want we can work together and may be able to tackle the parts the other doesn't fully understand. If you're interested, let me know and I'll drop a throwaway email. Even if we don't release it just yet and wait for the physical drop, we can always get a preliminary script ready.

Previous thread. >>10006531

Stay on topic and ignore bait posters.

>>10008088
True lolitas don't age

I work in a fiberglass plant and make tons of money to breathe in “probably cancerous” material in order to pack insulation. I’m saving up to go back to school to become a sonographer. Anything for my precious burando.