/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10104081
this shitposting has reached critical mass. I can't tell who's a seagull and who's a /pol9k/ crossboarder anymore.

>>9891471
I can't imagine that'd be very interesting. I can totally understand sex (with someone you actually know/care about) on acid, though - The last time I dropped my boyfriend was the most beautiful delightful elf man ever. It was great.

Coke is also top-notch for sex. MDMA is more of a 'cuddle and melt into you for hours' drug for me.

My hair is booked in for lightening on Tuesday and after a week of excitement it just hit me that none of my makeup will suit it anymore.

RIP collection of orange and coral lipsticks.

>Go out with 'Friend A' to meet his friends that we play videogames with.
>Let's have a couple of drinks and play mini-golf!
>All is going well. Feeling fine.
>Whoops! I just spontaneously dropped and cracked my head open.
>Lol roofied, bitch.
>Barely remember anything except being re-dressed in the bathroom by friend's friend, being absolutely drenched in my own vomit, and having an EMP inject some shit into my arm to stop me vomiting.
>'Friend B' (Friend A's housemate) shows up at the bar absolutely fucked up on MDMA right as I'm being carted out by EMPs.
>Apparently they spent the next hour trying to get a cab to actually let me in because I'm so disgusting.
>Can vaguely remember 'Friend B' carrying me inside, giving me his clothes to change into and tucking me into the spare bed.
>We've all known that 'Friend B' has had a huge crush on me for ages.
>Sudden, sickening realization that I've developed feels for the flaxen-haired angel.
>Except I've already got a really weird, secret thing going on with their OTHER housemate, who I had been crushing on for two years.

I'm so sorry, /ceeg/. There's no way to make this board-relevant. I'll just take it to /adv/.