/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

How do I ask a qt to come with me to NYC in July? Is that enough time for her to prepare?

>>9725041
Was she white? It's always the old bitter white boomer women who shits on girls. I bet her husband cheated on her for a younger mistress

>>9705854
>friend-of-a-friend is a Patreon cos-titute
>nice girl, but a huge drama llama

>riding with her in a packed car en route to the con
>she's talking about how she's planning a special livestream at the hotel to raise funds for her dildo arsenal
>tell her she should call it "Toys For Thots"
>mfw she gets mad

>introduce mom to ESL-kun bf I met at con
>"It figures, you'd date someone who can't understand the dumb shit you talk about."
>mfw

>woke up at 5am to finish my cosplay for the weekend
>fell back asleep in the dog-bed around 7am
>slept until 3-fucking-pm
>lost a bag of Wendy's and got elbowed HARD in the nuts
>dog is scared of fireworks and cosplay still isn't done

Kill me.

>>9512417
>do it in lolita
Why would you want your lolita to get dirty, sweaty, and peed on??

>spanked on the front
What, on the v-jay?? Nobody wants to get spanked there!