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>>10714759
I accidentally kicked my sister in the cooch as a teen and she fell down in pain. Next day she punched me hard in the left nut and twerked at me. It sucked.

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>>10231437
You sound like an ARA ARA thot desu.

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>watching new Spider-Man trailer with bf and my parents
>little girl Spidey shows up
>bf: "It's Spider-Loli!"
>parents ask him what a loli is
>mfw he tells them
>mfw they ask if it has anything to do with lolita
>mfw they now think we're into DDLG shit

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>Anime Blues Con 2015
>see poo poo
>think it animal poo poo
>mfw it human poo poo

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>>9769024
I'm not even fit and I get this.
>tfw a 12-year-old Yoko Littner starts twerking on you

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It's not a REAL con until you've seen 14-year-old cameltoe.

PSA: Use a pad.

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>painting something for a costume
>masturbate to cartoons
>accidentally use the same paper towel from the painting
>mfw my winky is blue

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>>9552917
>tea PANTIES with a moldy smell

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>be United States
>package left Russia on April 30th
>still not here
>con is on the 25th

I'm gonna fucking puke. Gulls, say something comforting please.

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>all this /pol/ vs. /tumblr/ fighting

I wish all you flabby idiots would just fuck and get it over with. I'm here to talk about doll clothes.

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>tfw I got too fat for my sailor suit

I can still just barely squeeze into it, but the zipper won't budge.

Whatever. I could barely breathe in that damn thing anyway. It sucks being a crossplayer. Time to order a size up, for my big stupid male ribcage.

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>>9399912
Update: Still on my period, and now I'm sobbing because of Splatoon. The inklings sound so sad after you splatter them.

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>Using bathroom in Doubletree during lolita tea party with RinRin
>Only one other person in the bathroom
>Hear someone taking a huge, nasty shit
>Leave stall and wash hands
>Out walks my sister's mom
>kek

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>>9368797
My worst con experience was the "prom" at Momocon (I think?) 2015.

First the guy couldn't make his music play, so they hooked up some dude's phone. We had to slow-dance to the Lucky Star theme.

My bf tried to show off a sick dance move he learned online and accidentally kicked me super hard, right in the bush.

He took me to Chik-Fila afterward and got me nuggets, so I guess it worked out.

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