/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I shitpost here maybe once or twice a week to blow off some steam. I'm a very normal and agreeable lolita IRL but it's fun to pick on you guys sometimes. Gulls make it too easy because you all share a lot of the same insecurities. Money, looks, closet sizes, who has what, who does and doesn't deserve what. I've gotten into a lot of "arguments" with you guys that I had absolutely no stake in--I just have fun watching people try to justify their anger over stupid things.

>>9539485
Well you got a point there.

>>9529366
Ok buttfrustration chan

>>9267169
last girl i dated:
>found it pretty at first then grew upset that she couldnt wear it because overweight and made me feel bad about wearing it
mom
>"anon why don't you spend your money on REAL clothes?" but let me do my thing because i'm adult anyway, still sighs about it every now and then
dad
>is kind of an asshole about it just to piss me off on purpose, ignore him because he's always been like that,he calls it a costume,say i'll get harassed and it'll be my fault whenever i go outside
brothers
>don't give a shit about it
friends
>all love it, think i look amazing in it, don't mind at all when i'm out with them like that they're all either lolitas,cosplayers or artistic in some way,...
I'm so lucky to have such friends.

Most recent story:
>going into primark to get slippers for my mom last week (she lost hers and i wanted to surprise her)
>suddenly some random girl comes up to me
>snickering with her friend
>"uh, you know that jeans are like 10 bucks here, right?" pointing at her jeans and laughing
>usually ignore to avoid trouble but for some reason not this time
>"My dress costs more than your entire outfit i don't need that, thank you :-)"
>she went apeshit on me
>her friend told her to calm down and how i was just a stupid bitch blablabla
>they went away
>smugface.jpg
That was kind of immature but it was nice.

>>9253240

>>9208056
>Now I'm trying to shove all my baggy jeans into the back of my closet and look nicer this Fall.
do it, anon. do it for the kawaii. do it for Derpy-chan.

>>7080897
AP Dreamy Unicorn Penis.

With one of those awkward ice-cream cone style headdresses, but it's a pastel penis.

>>6877902
I had forgotten about you, Derpy-chan.