/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7711698
oh my god

repostin

>Selling old costume online
>Post on a GTA cosplay selling page
>Give exact measurements for the costume
>Girl says she'd love to buy it, it's just her size
>Arrange a meeting place, a bit of a subway ride away but whatever, i really want to get rid of the costume
>Girl shows up 30 minutes late
>She's a fucking hamplanet, like 400+ lbs
>Insists on trying on the costume even though it's an XS and she's.. not
>Walk with her to a nearby pizza store so she can try it on
>"Oh um yeah this might be a little too small for me"
>"a little"
>she gives it back to me and speeds her way outta there
>there's a massive fucking rip down the side from her trying to get her fat ass into it