/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

that one bitch in your comm who insists on talking like a loli

She messaged me after the con to tell me I was super cute.

I thought she was cute too.

Would date if she didn't live so far away.

>tfw cute grill asks for for a con-hug, but you have a boner

>>9256769
In lolita circles, farting is called "dropping a rose." My ott sweet friends told me.

>be 27
>never had interest in sex
>feel like a freak as I watch my friends start to reproduce while I've never even fucked

I went to a con last week and some grill blatantly offered me a fuck, and I didn't take it. She was cute, too. She was dressed as Rogue from X-Men, one of the better Marvel waifus. What is wrong with me?

I have a really worrying obsession with food. I lost 70 pounds a few years back ,so I'm no longer fat, but it still crops up now and then.

Damn it, I have to be a sexy widdle babby for Halloween cosplay. But here I am, eating a pbj on top of Burger King. Fucking kill me.

>>9165316
Mfw I got a muddy footprint on my frill last year.

The only tragedies I heard about

>a dinosaur kigurumi guy grabbed some girl and ran off with her while forcefully kissing her
>guy broke his ankle when a chick glomped him
>obese woman forced by security to stop screaming "Damn, Daniel!" at passerby

>ask cgl how to make my $9 wig look like a $50 wig
>cgl says to soak it in bleach overnight
>do so
>wig falls the fuck apart
>come back to cgl to bitch
>mfw all posts have been deleted

>>8920858
I wish my city of Edmonton would get its shit together and learn how to properly host their own comic expo....

Maybe it's time to move back to Calgary.

>>8918032
>FUCK THE RAVER KIDS. They always break shit
This. A million times this.

What advice would you give to a first-time con-goer?

>Don't buy con food
>Don't bring a Free Hugs sign
>Avoid getting humped at the rave